Favorite Coronavirus/Covid-19 Jokes? :D |
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Donathan
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Posted: 13 Jul 2021 at 1:45pm |
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This was said in early February 2020 when Shutdowns hadn't happened yet. "How to get through long lines REALLY quickly? Just tell People you just came from China YESTERDAY...." LMAO!
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Thor
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Oh, c'mon...there's gotta be better ones than that. Anyone? |
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MustangMarj
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Never in my life would I imagine that my hands would someday consume more alcohol than my mouth.
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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msmadz
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Although, I think maybe I broke even. |
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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Donathan
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Come on, would you REALLY want to be in line with someone who JUST came from China in February 2020? |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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MustangMarj
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I never thought the comment "I wouldn't touch him/her with a six-foot pole" would become a national policy, but here we are!
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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MustangMarj
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Be warned: This is a groaner or maybe a Dad joke!
BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out. |
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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MustangMarj
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“mic drop”. 🎙
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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Jimbo
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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Yeah, a bit of a groaner. |
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Jimbo
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Not exactly "COVID jokes" per se but....
Some quarantine musings seen here and there... * Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. * I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe. * I need to practice social distancing from . . . the refrigerator. * Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter/Passover . . . The Living Room or The Bedroom. * Every few days, try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. * Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job! * I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to Twilight Zone. * This morning I saw a neighbor chatting to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into the house and told my cat . . . we laughed. * So, after this quarantine, will the producers of My 600 Pound life just find me or do I find them? * Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business! * My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet. * Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat. * I’m so excited . . . it’s time to take out the garbage. What to wear, what to wear? * I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyardia. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroomia. * Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks women with hand sanitizer for good clean fun. * Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year.” I’m offended. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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I think this is the funniest thing to come out of Covid. I like all the Easter eggs. |
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MustangMarj
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Can't say I didn't warn ya!😆 |
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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MustangMarj
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I have to say this has been a fun day with all the jokes! Jimbo, you outdid yourself! I'm still chuckling. 😁
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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Jimbo
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I posted that on FB last year some time.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MustangMarj
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Still fresh in our minds!
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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MustangMarj
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Thanks for the laugh! |
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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radioandnascarfan
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Thor
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Here's three Covid jokes:
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Jimbo
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Funny. But this guy is still the clown... And the biggest joke in history. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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