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Dear Santa,
Please give Cardi B a new mouth so the rest of the world can understand WTF she is saying.
Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Good Lord!  What kind of garbled Diva-Negro speak is this?   (SCREAMING IN PAIN!!)

Could those fugly, oversized, fake tits look any more (boob job)!  God!  This woman makes me sick!








Blame that unfunny piece of sh@t Wanda Sykes.   Who she seems to be imitating when she utters "If you downt no they size,  give em sumthin dat fits...."CASH!" - Emphasis on the word "Cash".   Actually I can also here a little Chris Rock when she spits out "CASH!"  

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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Dear Santa,
Please give Cardi B a new mouth so the rest of the world can understand WTF she is saying.
in her case the terminology is MOUF
...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Dear Santa,
Please give Cardi B a new mouth so the rest of the world can understand WTF she is saying.
in her case the terminology is MOUF


Correction cheerfully and gratefully accepted! (or should I say ax-septed?)
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WOW! You think she looks scary with all that make up? Check her out WITHOUT!
The stuff nightmares are made of
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I just sound old.  You damned kids stay off my lawn!
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You don't sound old at all.  I'm in my mid-50s and the Christmas "blare" around this time of year has been obnoxious ever since crap like Cabbage Patch dolls drove everyone to the mall on Black Friday.   Things just escalated with the introduction of the Internet,  social media,  and "one touch shopping"  like Amazon.  Gather that all together and it's about, what,  35 years of bull@hit ?  The Cabbage Patch and the news stories showing maniacs at the mall's at midnight were really, IMO,  the godfather of all of this annoying BS.     There's only so many times I can hear The Waitresses .   All we have left are the fun memories of being a kid,  being the first one up and attacking our gifts at the break of dawn..... So in agreement to you,  and NO-kudos to the Waitresses I say 

"Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
But I think I'll miss this one this year............."AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry
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Welp....it's after Christmas and this commercial is STILL playing.

It's seriously like listening to a mentally challenged toddler.
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I tried to get the TV to show captions, but the screen said:
"WTF is this? Unable to determine language"
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I imagine getting Pepsi as a gift can't be any worse than getting a bunch of dollar store crap as presents... 
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at least she doesnt go 'PRRRT PRRT' like her last foray into 'sponsorship'
...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Jan 2020 at 6:09pm
LOL
I think Bags is talking about this abomination... Cardi B, please go away!



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Uggghhhh..... Sick ^^^

I could've gone my entire life without seeing that!!!! Cry
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C'mon, man!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote usmaak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Jan 2020 at 8:50pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Uggghhhh..... Sick ^^^

I could've gone my entire life without seeing that!!!! Cry
I should have taken your advice and not watched it.  Somehow I couldn't help myself.  I have regrets now.
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