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ridley
Junior Executive Joined: 02 Oct 2014 Location: Colorado Status: Offline Points: 61 |
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Posted: 15 Apr 2018 at 11:43pm |
They've reprised Johnathan in 2018, a total dork loser (which is why he's on match).
He'd have a better chance at getting a date if he'd lose that monkey grinder hat at 0:09 And then there's Lisa with the disturbing psycho perma-smile “I would definitely like to meet someone special” - “and then stab them in their sleep” And yes we all know about Courtney, and all the others - just a very queasy ad campaign |
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PaWolf
Revolutionary Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40769 |
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Silliness.
It's clear that 'Jonathan' is looking for another guy so they can play 'Lego Blocks' at 'Fudge Packing, Inc.' He needs his 'Organ Grinder Monkey Hat'. Lisa, Lisa, Lisa! Quit begging for me - I'm old enough to be your father and YOU are begging ME to be 'da BabyDaddy?! You COULD have simply called. |
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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aka ron
Honor Roll Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 33539 |
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I think the old wolf is still hoping for an encounter with Courtney, me too! |
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DarkRealmStar
Junior Executive Joined: 30 Jul 2013 Location: Undisclosed Status: Offline Points: 3181 |
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I agree Jonathan is looking for love in the testosterone zone. Lisa looks like she just spent a ton of money on her new teeth whitening and veneers and wants to show them off. If you have just a good to fair sense of humor, you need not apply. Girl said Excellent. Looking for a an excellent sense of humor. Courtney's still inviting us to come find her? I would've thought she'd have been snapped up by now!
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PaWolf
Revolutionary Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40769 |
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Courtney's method of baiting leads me to believe her last name may just be Anthony. "Come find me!" My WolfSenses (which are always right, even if others disagree) tell me someone already has and her mortal remains are duct-taped in the trunk of a submerged car somewhere in Florida, prolly close to ol'Mule...
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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TV Watcher #1
Junior Executive Joined: 06 Mar 2018 Location: Mile High USA Status: Offline Points: 115 |
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Courtney is not still single because she travels all the time....
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Tully Blanchard
Junior Executive Joined: 21 May 2014 Location: Michigan Status: Offline Points: 322 |
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Maybe she can help us join the Mile High Club?
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MrTim
Ad Exec Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Status: Offline Points: 10421 |
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One wonders how many Match.com hookups actually end in police prostitution/predator stings...
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aka ron
Honor Roll Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 33539 |
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It's a meat market, I suppose only 'OurTime' has some class considering older people are a little more sensible. Horny, but smarter.
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