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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2015 at 10:06pm
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Really? And we were all supposed to think you were tall & handsome. Being a Walgreen cashier, what if a cute young thing walks up to the counter and asks you what condom is best?


Best thing to do would be to volunteer to help her try out a couple of different brands.



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Donathan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2015 at 10:15pm
Well, I do get around my dry sex drought by claiming that, "The last time I had sex, Obama was in office." Which, to the listener, could mean I had sex last night, as Obama is in Presidential Office now. I don't specify that I mean Senate office, and not Presidential Office....
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀




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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Darthhillbilly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Mar 2015 at 12:45am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Well, I do get around my dry sex drought by claiming that, "The last time I had sex, Obama was in office." Which, to the listener, could mean I had sex last night, as Obama is in Presidential Office now. I don't specify that I mean Senate office, and not Presidential Office....

Actually, this is what you said, and it sets a much more defined timeline:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Well, the last time I had sex, President Obama was called Senator Obama..... 

Or are you just being more honest with us than you are with others?

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Donathan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Mar 2015 at 12:56am
Well, I'm telling you fellow CIH posters that the last time I had sex, Obama was still Senator Obama. In real life, I tell my acquaintances when they ask about my personal sex life, "The last time I had sex, Obama was still in office." To them, they assume I am talking about recent times, that I have had sex while Obama was/is the President, not knowing I am talking about Obama's Senate years, not his Presidential years....
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9 times out of 10, when asked about your sex life, if you answer "does masturbation count?", people will drop the subject and not bring it up again.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Donathan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Mar 2015 at 2:07am
Lol. Remember the extended "pee break"I took after mentioning how hot the Victoria's Secret models are?"
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Now I've got the Van Halen song "Ice Cream Man" stuck in my head. Specifically the part "all flavors and push-ups too".   ;)
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Mar 2015 at 7:29pm
Originally posted by OperatorStandingBy OperatorStandingBy wrote:

Now I've got the Van Halen song "Ice Cream Man" stuck in my head. Specifically the part "all flavors and push-ups too".   ;)
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Be careful OSB, Donna has a fetish about Publix ice cream, you don't wanna get any on ya. Wink
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