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Jimbo
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Best thing to do would be to volunteer to help her try out a couple of different brands. |
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Donathan
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Well, I do get around my dry sex drought by claiming that, "The last time I had sex, Obama was in office." Which, to the listener, could mean I had sex last night, as Obama is in Presidential Office now. I don't specify that I mean Senate office, and not Presidential Office....
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Darthhillbilly
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Actually, this is what you said, and it sets a much more defined timeline:
Or are you just being more honest with us than you are with others? |
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Donathan
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Well, I'm telling you fellow CIH posters that the last time I had sex, Obama was still Senator Obama. In real life, I tell my acquaintances when they ask about my personal sex life, "The last time I had sex, Obama was still in office." To them, they assume I am talking about recent times, that I have had sex while Obama was/is the President, not knowing I am talking about Obama's Senate years, not his Presidential years....
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Darthhillbilly
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9 times out of 10, when asked about your sex life, if you answer "does masturbation count?", people will drop the subject and not bring it up again.
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"It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
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Donathan
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Lol. Remember the extended "pee break"I took after mentioning how hot the Victoria's Secret models are?"
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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OperatorStandingBy
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Now I've got the Van Halen song "Ice Cream Man" stuck in my head. Specifically the part "all flavors and push-ups too". ;)
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aka ron
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