"Grocery Stores FEAR Him" |
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MrTim
Ad Exec Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Status: Offline Points: 10421 |
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Posted: 07 Feb 2015 at 5:44am |
Sometimes seen here in the ad banners:
Yes, "five fingered discounts" and dumpster diving will indeed save you 90% or more, but only the brain-dead wouldn't think they'd get caught eventually. And why would I want to slash up Bill who works at the grocery store? The guy has never done anything to me (even if he does get creepy playing 'touchy-feely' with the cantaloupes and zucchini...)
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Donathan
Junior Executive Joined: 19 Sep 2010 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 4073 |
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The secret is that they buy items on sale.
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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sb71
Junior Executive Joined: 18 Jul 2015 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 56 |
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Similar ones are..."Plastic surgeons HATE her", or "you could only be paying $5.00 a month mortgage just by following this RIDICULOUSLY easy trick".
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Papa Lazarou
Ad Exec Formerly Codtaro Joined: 18 Nov 2011 Location: New Mexico Status: Offline Points: 7710 |
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"Fear me, I've killed hundreds of grocers."
"Fear me. I killed them all." |
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Darthhillbilly
Junior Executive Joined: 31 Jan 2013 Location: Cincinnati Status: Offline Points: 4178 |
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*catches the Dr. Who reference*
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"It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
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