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    Posted: 13 Feb 2016 at 8:34pm
There is no end in sight for this f*cking "It's what you do" concept from Geico.
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Jane amuses me a little in this one, but yeah, me think this campaign need go elephant graveyard.
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Cheetah know not where to water, but know Jane REAL well and Tarzan be idiot and take the fall.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Feb 2016 at 7:49pm
It'd be funnier if it wasn't another GEICO commercial!
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I like this one a little more every time
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The ad fails because TARZAN DOESN'T HAVE A CAR.
 
So what does he need GEICO for...?  LOL
 
 
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Frog protection.

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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

The ad fails because TARZAN DOESN'T HAVE A CAR.
 
So what does he need GEICO for...?  LOL
 
 
 
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Life insurance, for when he beats that bitchy Jane to death with a rock to stop the constant nagging. Evil Smile
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GEICO's new vine replacement. In case you hydroplane into a tree.

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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Frog protection.


Okay, I had to laugh at this comment.  You got a smirk out of me.

I agree with the above poster about Jane, she is kind of the savior of this commercial.  So is the Chimp; his head-shake is subtle, but funny.  However, Tarzan, as usual, is a chauvinistic ass.

For the record, their other commercial about that James Bond-type dude, who gets a call from his mother is also funny. "Oblivious-Mom" is a hoot.



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I wanted to smack Jane in her nagging face.  I'm sick to death of these commercials featuring women with horrible voices nagging at their poor men.  I hope Jane ended up getting eaten by a tiger or something.  If I were Tarzan, I'd leave her stranded on that tree.
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I chuckled the first time, then it got monotonous very quickly.
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What the f*ck does Geico know about husband's and wive's?
 
A bunch of virgin idiots that have NO sex appeal, Hey Geico douche bags, It's what you do!!!
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"Tarzan does not know where tarzan go!" I enjoy it when she says that.
I am part of the target audience....and I hate it.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

What the f*ck does Geico know about husband's and wive's?
 
A bunch of virgin idiots that have NO sex appeal, Hey Geico douche bags, It's what you do!!!
They know they don't have apostrophes. Tongue
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Seen it about 5 times.  I like it!
 
 
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Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

What the f*ck does Geico know about husbands and wives?
 
A bunch of virgin idiots that have NO sex appeal, Hey Geico douche bags, It's what you do!!!
They know they don't have apostrophes. Tongue
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Ah, the apostrophe... the strap-on of the punctuation world. I suppose wives could have apostrophes, if you're into that sort of thing.

Didn't have you pegged for the sort, though, Ron. Shocked
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noun: punctuation
  1. 1.
    the marks, such as period, comma, and parentheses, used in writing to separate sentences and their elements and to clarify meaning.
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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Ah, the apostrophe... the strap-on of the punctuation world. I suppose wives could have apostrophes, if you're into that sort of thing.

Didn't have you pegged for the sort, though, Ron. Shocked
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

You people have found my weak spot.Embarrassed

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I know you have problems with separating sentences correctly, but your problem with rapid or sudden speciation sounds like something you really need to check into.
 
 
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^LOL
 
Well, you know how 'some people' talk about we "spermistakes"?
 
I have an IQ of 113, dammit! Same as my birthday! Tongue
 
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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Frog protection.


Okay, that made me laugh. 

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