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UrbanMonkey
Junior Executive Joined: 02 Jan 2021 Location: Royal Oak Status: Offline Points: 52 |
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Posted: 02 Jan 2021 at 2:57am |
I created an account just to air my grievance on this annoying pile of crap. A totally asinine, repetitive song with a bunch of clowns jumping up and down and dancing ridiculously and totally jamming to it. And looking like they're having the time of their lives with this substandard furniture. The full version of this goes on FOREVER, and there's one guy's crappy dancing in particular that irks me every time I've seen this turd. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=150804069883496
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MrTim
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Welcome to CIH! You're going to love it here...
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UrbanMonkey
Junior Executive Joined: 02 Jan 2021 Location: Royal Oak Status: Offline Points: 52 |
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Thanks! Long time lurker, but this one just set me over the edge to register for some reason LOL.
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aka ron
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radioandnascarfan
Junior Executive Joined: 19 Nov 2019 Location: Toledo, OH Status: Offline Points: 2545 |
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I've seen Gardner White commercials many different times on Detroit stations, as it's an hour away from Toledo.
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HART
Junior Executive Joined: 09 Nov 2020 Location: arizona Status: Offline Points: 2447 |
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welcome to hell my friend
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we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream |
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Mista_ecks313
Commercial Hater Joined: 01 Sep 2020 Location: Michigan Status: Offline Points: 16 |
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Yes... That commercial is TERRIBLE. First time I saw it... I didn't know what the hell it was for. My wife and daughter thought I was going crazy because I was yelling "GET TO THE F#%@!KIN POINT ALREADY!" the whole time. I swear here in the metro Detroit market, the commercials suck.
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jnoble
Junior Executive Joined: 24 Jun 2012 Location: NJ Status: Offline Points: 789 |
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That one hits all the checkmarks: Lots of minorities sprinkled in with the white people, multi-million dollar homes, people all dancing for no reason, children acting cute running around dressed up in costumes despite it not being Halloween, everyone is grinning big and having the time of their lives for no apparent reason, an annoying song....
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HART
Junior Executive Joined: 09 Nov 2020 Location: arizona Status: Offline Points: 2447 |
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Exclusively at Gardner-White: Inspired by Detroit, made in the USA, handcrafted with superior quality, the Detroit Furniture collection is specially curated for your home.
and here I was getting ready to accuse them of selling Chinese sh*t boxes
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we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream |
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Thor
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"Inspired by Detroit"?? Is that some sorta selling point? That's as bad as "Inspired by NJ" would be, but at least no one's saying that. |
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HART
Junior Executive Joined: 09 Nov 2020 Location: arizona Status: Offline Points: 2447 |
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I was thinking the same thing what the f**k is inspirational about Detroit one would never say inspired by Phoenix either unless you like the furniture in Taco Bell |
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we are the music makers
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underworldprincess69
Newbie Joined: 03 Feb 2021 Location: Michigan Status: Offline Points: 1 |
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This commercial is the absolute WORST commercial I have ever seen in my entire 303 years of existence. My ears were BLEEDING from the "song" which lasted 4,000 years and WOULD NEVER END. To think that people sat around a table and wrote this song and thought it was GOOD, BLOWS. MY. MIND. And then a whole group of people agreed and were like "yeah it's an amazing song lets use it in a commercial" ????????? IS THE WORLD FILLED WITH LIARS?? A f**kING DONKEY COULD HAVE WRITTEN A BETTER SONG THAN THIS.
I COULDN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS FOR. People jumping around a house?? Oh sorry didn't realize people needed a commercial for a bouncy f**king furniture. I'd like to see my fat ass jump on the furniture like that because I'm sure it would break, and then what? I want my money back because the commercial said I could f**king body slam every thing and it would be okay. Yeah right, those people were just jumping on furniture because they were trying to end themselves for being in this commercial. This commercial should IMMEDIATELY be REMOVED from television it is a DANGER to society. f**king annoying orange or nickelf**kingback can't even compete with these blokes that made this ass. I will destroy the TV if I ever see this pop up again. F.U. |
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Thuumb
Junior Executive Joined: 08 Nov 2016 Location: US Status: Offline Points: 480 |
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Maybe the furniture leaks oil like GM vehicles? |
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HART
Junior Executive Joined: 09 Nov 2020 Location: arizona Status: Offline Points: 2447 |
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nice rant ... welcome to the forum seems you fit right in
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we are the music makers
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