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Jimbo
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Or at least dig her up & let us look at the skeleton.
Send it around to all the different daytime gab shows & let Oprah & Ellen ask it deep, probing questions....
"So.... how do you feel about your new body image after losing all that weight?"
"Do you miss having organs & flesh?"
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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...ol'Mule...she's BLONDE!
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Tiz
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Billy Ray Cyrus: I hear he's singing both the National Anthem & half time show at this weeks Giants/Cowboys game. Why??
Octo Mom, and all her kids also. |
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Thor
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She certainly couldn't say anything less intelligent than she did when she was alive. Of course, she wouldn't look particularly good topless.
Hmmmm...now that I think of it, hers probably haven't changed much.
She should've bequeathed those to the less fortunate. Hey, if you can donate your eyes, why not your implants?
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bluenowait
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Opinion, huh? Well stating "He is NOT funny" sounds more like your conveying a FACT than an opinion. I know Conan is not everyone's cup of tea, but saying his new show crashes and burns gives a bit of a mean-spirited vibe, after he got one of the biggest raw deals in TV history (Next to, well, Dave). Which brings me to another point, fellow Letterman fan; David Letterman got a nearly equal amount of publicity in the Summer of '93, courtesy of his soon-to-be employer CBS (Well, they didn't give him a blimp with his name on it, but you get the idea.) For the record I should also note, Dave has as much respect for Conan (Supported him from the beginning of his Late Night career), as Conan has likewise for Dave (Never made one crack about his affairs.) Finally I, for one, think Conan has a sense of class (as proven in his Tonight Show farewell speech, I quoted before) and consider that he pales [NPI] in comparison to some other candidates for disappearance; such as paranoia profiteer Glenn Beck, or Kim Kardashian, the textbook example of famous for no reason. There are some celebrities mentioned on this thread that I agree for vanishing; but for others, well as they say, be careful what you wish for. Let's just call a truce before a possible flame war breaks out, and agree on a universal truth: "Leno can suck it!" P.S. Conan also can't stand the nickname "Coco", blame that synonym on Tom Hanks. |
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Big Momma
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I'm with Mooch!
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Virginia Dare
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Conan has class? I think he's a total tool. Never found him funny. Can't stand the hair and the voice. I think "Triumph" the insulting dog was funny and then he got "old" along with the other 13 y.o. humour like the masturbating....(bear, was it??) and the farting (I dunno...hot dog?) If people like Conan...that's totally great! Enjoy! But I see his pale face and stupid hair and I want to smack him off my screen.
Edit: I just made up a joke. "I had a dream about eating a huge marshmallow. I woke up...and Conan O'Brien was GONE."
I'm here all week folks...try the veal...it's wonderful!!
*runs behind the couch*
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There was one ongoing routine on Conan that I really enjoyed, which was when they would put up a picture of Bill Clinton's head, and superimpose the mouth and voice of one of Conan's sidekicks, Conan would ask more or less straight questions of Clinton's head, and the lips would answer in hilarious ways!
But mostly, I turned his show off after that bit of comedy, and quit watching at all after they stopped doing that shtick. |
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bwestfall
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I agree with GRANT about not being able to get away from this crap even if you try. They always try to say that we must want all this info because we watch it. Well, some of us don't watch it, but it is f*cking everywhere and why do they think their ratings keeping going farther down every year. I don't really like any entertainment news show, but a few years ago I watched Showbiz Tonight on headline news channel (wasn't that then). Anyway, these people are so hypocrytical, they virtually make up stories, and when they started saying "Most Provocative Entertainment..." every couple of minutes, I just turned the channel.
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Tiz
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Geico cavemen. Seems ESPN picked them up to do commercial bits for reasons unknown.
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Alex Trebek, and any other former game show MC that fakes his old show to try to sell some new crap.
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Thor
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Yesterday on CNN was the teaser...
"Just when you thought you knew everything about Russell Simmons..."
I didn't tune in to find out what I heretofore hadn't known about Russell Simmons.
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Grant
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Also, that's assuming that you wanted to know everything about anyone.
I think there's literally no one on earth I want to know all about. If I don't like someone, that speaks for itself, and if I do like someone, I want them to have a zillion little secrets from me. |
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Thor
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I want to know very little about celebs, Grant. In fact, when I heard that CNN teaser, I first thought they were talking about Richard Simmons.
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Thor
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It was years before I realized that Meg Ryan and Melanie Griffith were two different people. I'd seen their similar faces, heard their similar-type names, and seen one or two of their interchangeable movies. I just never paid that much attention to the fact that they were actually two separate individuals. They just weren't that different, I guess.
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MrCleveland
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LeBron James and Kanye West!
They're overrated, they suck in their jobs, and they're VERY outspoken! |
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007) |
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Tiz
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Brett Favre
Randy Moss Tony Romo Hulk Hogan Tiger Woods LeBron |
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MrTim
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There must be a way to "de-celebrity-ize" people. Like with a magnet or something....
Did you know that he really doesn't have a nose? It's painted on....
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Virginia Dare
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John Meyah Hatahs....take a look at this! http://www.dlisted.com/node/39627 |
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Jimbo
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People with no sense of humor (women ) shouldn't be watching late night television anyway. They should be watching the late repeat of Oprah or something more suited to their tastes. Maybe boring-ass, unfunny Jay Leno.
Conan O'Brien's old show on NBC (Late Night with Conan O'Brien) was pure comedy freakin genius.
One of the funniest things EVER in the history of TV.
Constant envelope-pushing wit mixed with just plain old goofy, irreverant silliness.
He had some great recurring characters like Mafia Jesus, the "crap-tastic" guy, the angry guy in the audience who'd stand up & walk out, revealing he was wearing nothing but a Speedo with fishnet stockings & the words "FUN HOLE" on the back of his shirt with an arrow pointing down to his ass...
.....this guy:
The Interrupter:
The ghost of 1930's radio singer Artie Kendall who would appear & sing songs with inappropriate sexist & racist lyrics while sounding like Bing Crosby:
Wow.... looking for some more of these characters, I found that I barely scratched the surface. He had more recurring characters on that show than the Simpsons.
Here's a website that has all the characters played by just one writier... Brian Stack.
It was after he got The Tonight Show, that he immediately began to suck.
Well... HE didn't suck, The Tonight Show is what sucks, no matter who hosts it. NBC makes it suck.
They make it suck because they're such spineless chickensh*t pansies they tone down the comedy so the stodgy old-fogey, conservative 11:30 audience won't get offended.
I hope Conan's new show on TBS closely resembles his old 12:30 "Late Night" show & is very successful. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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Yeah, I know..... blonde & HAWT!!!!
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Grant
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I can't get enough of that photo. I still have a recording of her at some awards ceremony, in an evening gown. (Sigh.)
Getting back to my "deceased celebrities" complaint, I just wish there were such a thing on earth as an Elvis Presley or Marilyn Monroe "revival" every few years (like those Beatles ones). But for a revival, something has to go away for a while. The same with completely serious ones, like JFK or Martin Luther King. I'm unable to get any drama out of JFK in November, and it isn't my fault, it's because people have been reminding me of him all year long. And even though I think Martin Luther King Day is a great, great thing, I think it would be even better if you've had just a little absence from him when it rolls around. Because serious stuff is like light stuff, it needs that bit of novelty. |
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jerseygirl
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Sarah 'ing Silverman!! Nuff said!
I totally agree with whoever brought up Taylor Swift. I honestly cannot see why there is such a huge deal made over her. In my opinion, her looks are average, her sound is mediocre at best, and any time I am unfortunate enough to hear a song of hers start playing, I can't flip that station fast enough! I do however disagree about Coco though. I love me some Conan I'm not sure if you could call them celebrities, but Fred Phelps and the entire Westboro Baptist Church needs to go somewhere... |
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regulus
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Preferably to HLL! (And I'm not talking about that town outside Ann Arbor, Michigan!)
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Poiuyt Power!!!
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Zemlianika
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i punched Lil Wayne in the kisser! But then I was sued for pain and suffering. Unfrtunately all this happened in my daily dream.
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