Mr. Opportunity is back and he DANCES |
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baby gerald
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Posted: 09 Aug 2010 at 3:15am |
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As if this animated jack-ass couldn't get any worse.
It's called 'The Knock'. Indeed. |
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so stupid this guy needs to get his head knocked.
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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MrTim
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Somebody needs to throw a horde of ninjas at him.... |
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baby gerald
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Agreed. There aren't many problems a horde of ninjas cannot solve.
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EMCEE
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When he shouts "It's called 'The Knock'" over the music, I just wish he was real so someone would "knock" the sh*t outta him. The horde of ninjas thing is a good idea.
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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MrCleveland
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I wish someone who's voiced by Maurice LaMarche would knock some sense out of Mr. Opportunity. (Maybe get The Brain to do so....) |
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007) |
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EMCEE
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"What are we gonna do tonight Brain?" "Well Pinky, we sure as f*ck aren't gonna do THE KNOCK." |
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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bonesquat
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I want him dead. This commercial makes no sense? What does a knock have to do with anything? Did I miss something? Someone throw pack of ninjas wielding running chainsaws at this guy please.
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Yutolia
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I used to hate this commercial. That was until one day I happened to be sitting a watching TV while this commercial was on. My dog was lying on the floor, all stretched out on his side, facing away from me (like this):
Anyway, all of a sudden he starts wagging his tail to the beat of the music! And he stopped when the commercial ended. Now that commercial reminds me of that and all I can think about when it comes on is total cuteness... |
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"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers." - Brockway, Cracked.com
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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Yutolia
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I know, that commercial was so horrible and now it reminds me of something good! Although it really has nothing to do with the the product or the commercial itself...
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"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers." - Brockway, Cracked.com
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Triple J
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Somebody needs to erase this guy. Like they did to Daffy Duck in "Duck Amuck."
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MrCleveland
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How about Dip Him like in "Roger Rabbit"? |
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007) |
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Stacy
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The "music" in this commercial sounds like it comes straight from HELL. It's creepy.
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70s80s
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Unfortunately, that is what music in most clubs actually sounds like today. |
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"Cottage cheese is not a 'feminine product'!"
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EMCEE
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I thought all that music was from hell? I know it makes me wanna kill. |
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level10skank
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Thought he had gone away and was mortified to see him back on the air. The knocking sound effect drives me nuts as well as Mr. Opportunity himself and his annoying voice and eyebrow movements. He goes right under my skin and evokes multiple unhealthy emotions in me.
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Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?
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Synesthesia
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He's dating a chick in one video.
A real one and not a cartoon one. That is odd. |
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Is this love big enough to watch over me?
Big enough to let go of me Without hurting me, Like the day I learned to swim?-Kate Bush The Fog |
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It's called techno, I wish it would go away. If I was in the club I'd take out the music using a gun then I would kick Mr. Opportunity in his opportunistic balls.
The knock is a dance based on what he used to do on the the TV screen. He used to knock the screen and say "I'm Mr. Opportunity and I'm knocking" |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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anankha
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I don't like how awkward he looks before he starts dancing. He looks like he just realized he has legs.
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NOT ONLY THAT he doesn't even move his legs at all, Who made this bad animation? I would fire them immediately! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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sjchevalier07
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LMAO! He does. I can't stomach this commercial anymore. Everytime it comes on, I immediately change the channel. No mas! |
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EMCEE
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Mr. Opportunity has become so goddamned non sequitur to what he was originally intended that it's ridiculous. I mean, he made pretty much no sense to begin with, but this f*cking commercial has him off the goddamn grid. |
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain |
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Triple J
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Somebody here said Mr. O looks like Brian Williams... I think he looks more like Matthew Perry (Chandler from "Friends").
Look, he's even doin' "the Knock!" BWAAAAH! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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