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Dennis Miller finally tells funny joke, but nobody laughs;  "It was just so...  unexpected.  Nobody knew how to react."
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AP reports Jamie Lee Curtis will continue the Activia Challenge as part of this year's Super Bowl half-time event. Followed by the punt, pass and puke contest.
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Stye in the Sky;  Worldwide satellite surveillance blinded by computer virus infection
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GM announces ambitious design goals for 2012 models;  Will try harder to bring their vehicles up to the quality of the Yugo
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Headline in the Minnesota Herald. Brett Favre flies back to town.

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Smart people die sooner than others:  Scientists confirm that thinking kills brain cells

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Man makes millions inventing fragrance attachment for Kindle and iPad;  "What e-books have been missing is that 'new book' ink smell which people love so much"
 
 
 
(So, which one has been your favorite so far...?)
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In a surprise bid to force their agenda, hunger strike by radical faction at international vegetarian convention breaks deadlock at committee meeting;  Vegans now consider tomatoes to be a "meat"
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AAA:  Many drive under influence of dogs;  Study reveals that heavy petting while driving can cause auto accidents
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Police on the lookout for nude ATM robber;  Victims report he only wears a mask, has tattoos on certain parts of his body;  "Somebody knows this guy" detectives say
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Surprising results in survey about what makes people happy;  It's not sex, say researchers, but snow cones
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A 10th grade student in Walla Walla Washington is accused of cheating on his exam. Both the student and his teacher have denied being "friends" on FaceBook.
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Google Earthers find SS Minnow on satellite pics;  Harlem Globetrotters planning rescue mission

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Weekend popularity rankings in:  People adore mall cops; TSA agents finish below lawyers drowning in overflowing toilets
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Minnesota Times: #4Brett Favre plays 4 minutes/4 downs/threw for 4 yds./sacked for minus 4 yds./for the team.
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Annual nationwide zombie migration now underway;  Yes, kids are going back to school!
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Another 99 weeks of goodness at the taxpayer's trough:  Many incumbent politicians ousted in yesterday's primaries are eligible to receive unemployment compensation

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Facebook actually getting into people's faces;  Newest cyber bully on the block moves to sue other web sites that also use "-book" in their names
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Reactions are mixed after Lou Piniella's retirement. Fans thought he was comical while the umpires liked having their shoes clean now. One was heard saying, the game moves much faster now.
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"Holy carp, Batman!";  Actor knocked senseless by 30-lb fish leaping from qoi pond
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Paris Hilton arrested for cocaine charges in front of the Vegas Hilton. Finally convinced by officers that "What happens here, stays here" is indeed not the 5th amendment, Paris went quietly.
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Study shows that prolonged reading of web text leads to vision problems;  Experts say blinking once in a while helps

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Insurance companies to drop catastrophic disco dancing coverage;  "Anybody injured trying it would die anyway, because they'd be so old"
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Kids at swimming pool do "can openers";  Panicked environmentalists overreact, quickly roll recycling bins to community pool in response
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Due to bad economy, "blegging" on the rise;  Pros complaining that newbies are oversaturating the market
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