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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Jun 2010 at 9:56pm
BP CEO announces "Anyone with an idea for oil cleanup will get a complimentary car wash with next fillup."
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Study shows that consuming food eventually leads to death;  Experts urge quitting cold turkey as best preventative treatment.

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Helen Thomas to hit comedy club circuit;  Says "If you thought my Israel comments were over the top, just wait until you hear my Censored jokes!"
 
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ObamaCare announces new Soylent Green seniors program;  Woody Allen, 75,  is first to volunteer:  "They tell me I'll be a low sodium and low fat cracker, with just a slight taste of bitterness.  And, I'll get my picture on the package.  Eat your heart out, Paul Newman!" 
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Executive Producer's head explodes after having an original thought.
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FDA declares that Oompa Loompas are not a dietary supplement;  Vegans at a loss at what to take next
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Mysterious impact marks on ceiling of German cave leads to an exciting discovery;  Remains confirm that Neanderthals were first to invent pogo sticks and crash helmets
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How to tell if someone secretly belongs to a conspiracy group;  Using the code word "pickles" causes them to aggressively react
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Egyptian cab driver accidently runs over wandering mummy;  Responding EMTs run out of bandages
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Man takes six Jell-O shots to stomach and lives;  His fish tank, not so lucky 
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Family sues fast food chain for $100 million;  Claims ghost chased them out of restroom stall
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Chimp from zoo signed on as Met's newest pitcher;  Can sling poo at 100mph and is almost always on target
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Family Guy Canceled! Stewie Vows to take over the world and tells he hated the gay **** the creators done to him.
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Missing Lost episode that explains everything found;  Mass suicide of fans averted
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Justin Bieber finally goes through Puberty: Singing career ruined!

In other news, The suicide rate of girls 6-18 has gone up over 250%.
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Mother Nature Called For Illegal Hit On Touchdown Jesus.
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Schools move to ban mini marshmallows;  Students using them as earplugs to sleep through class
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Woman's Olympic Ski Champion gives her Gold Medals to President Obama. Says "He's going downhill faster than I am!"
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Local residents protest Amish porn club in neighborhood;  "We were OK with the barn, but we drew the line when they started bringing animals into it at night"
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BP has officially closed the borders! Illegal and Desperate Marine Life flooding SeaWorld and MarineLand
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Nationwide prison food recall due to Purina accidently substituting "Kitteh chow" for "Prison kibble";  Inmates protesting the change back, actually prefer the pet food
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World chess champions Anand and Topalov deadlocked for 72 hours straight;  Each thought it was the other's move 
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In Today's Food Section:  Snacks-to-go for that hot summer drive home from work;  Just leave a bag of microwave popcorn on the dashboard while you're away!

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Gulf residents irked while BP's CEO is yachting. This just in: BP CEO's yacht was found vandalized with tar balls in the fuel tank. No one has come forward yet.  
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Beachside sand sculpting competition canceled;  Escaped lion used contest area as a litter box
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