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radioandnascarfan
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She still does game shows once in a while.
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Clickbait For The Bored; Or, just read the link instead
https://legalinsurrection.com/2020/10/dc-hotel-honors-ruth-bader-gingsburg-with-mural-composed-of-20000-tampons/ |
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Home remodeler finds hidden treasure: 1920's bootlegger hid cases of whiskey in secret compartments in house; No word on how drunk everybody got
https://lite987.com/upstate-ny-man-discovers-treasure-worth-thousands-in-walls-of-home/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark |
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Kraft Mac & Cheese backpedalling to explain their "Send Noods" ad campaign; "We meant that you should send our noodles to your friends and family, not your nude pics. And please stop sending them to us!"
https://www.insidehook.com/daily_brief/food-and-drink/kraft-mac-and-cheese-send-noods-controversy |
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Cow cuddling touted as latest therauputic stress reliever; Many skeptical, however, saying the cuddling poseurs are simply sizing up the cow for choice steaks & burgers
https://www.insidehook.com/daily_brief/health-and-fitness/cow-cuddling-stress-relief-wellness-trend |
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Space agency says Bennu asteroid mission was a success; Probe grabbed sample and escaped before crazed alien hermit living on the space rock could shoot at it, though he could be heard yelling "Get off my lawn!"
https://behindtheblack.com/behind-the-black/points-of-information/sample-grab-appears-to-be-a-success-at-bennu/ |
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radioandnascarfan
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LOL!
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Saturating yourself and everything with with pumpkin spice can keep the coronavirus away, say internet sources; No, say real scientists and conspiracy theorists alike: Though the nauseating aroma will keep people from getting close to you, it's actually a plot to sell you more pumpkin spiced crap
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CDC recommends putting masks on carved pumpkins "to set a good mask compliance example"; Also, same experts say to practice throwing sanitary wipe-wrapped candy at least 6 feet so you can land it in Halloween bags without having to get close to possibly infectious trick-or-treaters
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IKEA running buyback program of it's old furniture in Europe; Offer says you can get up to 30% of the original purchase price back if the item is not missing parts and "isn't stained with animal or human urine"
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COVID lockdown turning New York City into a ghost town; Trump can't shoot anybody on 5th Avenue because it's deserted
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Idiots try to double vote by disguising themselves; Third attempt while wearing Santa beards also foiled
https://nypost.com/2020/10/29/new-yorkers-plan-to-illegally-vote-by-shaving-heads-foiled/ |
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radioandnascarfan
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The Annual Post-Halloween ER Report: No cases of gerbil-related fatalities were reported this year; In other news, Kids say their least favorite treat was candied snails; Also, seances were mostly disappointing, being saturated with political ads, say mediums
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Got a DIY project? First come, first served for free bricks: Antifa "forward-deploying" pallets of bricks in anticipation of rioting, grab them quick before they notice people taking them early
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The new "Fart Diet" fad is a scam, warn health officials; Doctors say passing gas won't help you lose weight, and that you can find cans of beans much cheaper at the supermarket than what the crooks will charge you
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Posting pics and videos of cute puppies and kittens on social media now seen as a tired out meme; Showing off exotic birds dancing in costumes and time-lapse photography of mold growing on food becoming more popular than ever
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Search on to find replacement for Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek; Fans needn't worry, Norm MacDonald, Jon Cryer, and Rosie O'Donnell never even made the list
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Rosie would be the end of Jeopardy if he she was picked to replace Alex.
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They'll have to get somebody that comes across as a "cool professor" type (but I have a feeling they'll pick 'between-gigs' Tom Bergeron... )
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Like Alton Brown or Bill Nye.
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World Tic-Tac-Toe champion embarassingly beaten by a chicken in 9 out of 10 games, denies he "let it win"; Happily, the charity hosting the event was the real winner
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Cable news goes topsy-turvy: Alex Jones and InfoWars now has more credibility and ratings than FOX News; Windows in upper stories of FOX building locked shut to prevent "unfortunate decisions"
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