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    Posted: 02 Apr 2010 at 2:29am
"Colon Flow order helps eliminate constipation and sluggish bowel that can retain pounds of old, toxic and poisonous fecal matter...
 
Yes, if you didn't have a bowel movement today, you could have 4 pounds of toxic feces in your intestine.  Accompanied by animated bowels undulating like some giant python trying to swallow a rat.
 
And of course, we can call to find out how to get a 30-day supply free!
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This and the Activia ones. We must start a campaign to stop the 'HALP U POOP!' craze with ads today. People have been dealing with constipation for thousands of years, it ain't rocket science!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Apr 2010 at 4:34am
Naw - let your creativity flow - let it flow, let it flow, let it flow - at least twice a day; people that 'plug it' just end op F.O.S.
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All I can think of is "Colon Blow" from SNL.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote mttyflynn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Apr 2010 at 9:27am
Please remember the Colon woman!
We've stopped Chris Berman's douche-y whoop, we've stopped the Velvetta "LIQUID GOOOOOOOOLD" a$$hole, now we have to stop the Beady-eyed nasal voiced Paxson chic!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HollyRock Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Apr 2010 at 4:27pm
Originally posted by Dr. John Dorian Dr. John Dorian wrote:

All I can think of is "Colon Blow" from SNL.


Me too!

(And wasn't that just a box of rocks?)
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Apr 2010 at 10:26pm
I wanted to do a thread about this but never could find the video. Drug stores carry stuff for when one is constipated, this stuff could've been invented in someone's garage for all we know.
Eat a couple prunes and grab a magazine.
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For those really F.O.S. - there's always the old 'tried & true' (works every time):
Fleet%20Enema,%20Ready-to-Use%20Saline%20Laxative
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A used Fleet brand mineral oil disposable enema in a wastepaperbasket.

The blacked-out portion has a plastic thing with some you-know-what on it; we don't need to see that.  

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Jun 2011 at 4:12am
Confused This commercial has come back to life with a vengeance.
Good thing I like to much on garlic hummus (everything comes out o.k., in the end)...keeps me from needing this stuff:
 
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Originally posted by HollyRock HollyRock wrote:

Originally posted by Dr. John Dorian Dr. John Dorian wrote:

All I can think of is "Colon Blow" from SNL.


Me too!

(And wasn't that just a box of rocks?)
 
Nah, that was "Quarry."  "Colon Blow" was a take-off of the old Total commercials in which "you'd have to eat X bowls of your cereal to equal the fiber of Total."  And let us not forget "Super Colon Blow," which had so much fiber that poor Phil Hartman(RIP) was blasted almost into the stratosphere on bowls of cereal. LOL
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Originally posted by Dr. John Dorian Dr. John Dorian wrote:

All I can think of is "Colon Blow" from SNL.

"Colon Flow and YoooouuUUUUU in the morning!" LOL
"Cottage cheese is not a 'feminine product'!"
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Originally posted by Dr. John Dorian Dr. John Dorian wrote:

All I can think of is "Colon Blow" from SNL.

haha, totally thought of same thing.  SNL had it pegged years ago.  nicely said...
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Ahhh....just have a couple of cups of coffee. That'll do the trick. 
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Originally posted by 70s80s 70s80s wrote:

Originally posted by Dr. John Dorian Dr. John Dorian wrote:

All I can think of is "Colon Blow" from SNL.

"Colon Flow and YoooouuUUUUU in the morning!" LOL


Came in here to say that! LOL
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

For those really F.O.S. - there's always the old 'tried & true' (works every time):
Fleet%20Enema,%20Ready-to-Use%20Saline%20Laxative
 
And if that doesn't work, there's always Roto-Rooter.... LOL
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How's this for irony:


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CryNow that the Holiday Feasts are over, we are being bombarded with the 'Colon Flow' commercial once again. Just what we needed - to be reminded how full of fecal matter we are - and how it is all hiding in your lower intestines! POUNDS of it, I tell ya! You'll be re-flushing that toilet again and again. Two-Ply won't fly - you'll be sticking to Scott TP, and it will be stickin' to you.   
Not to worry! 'Colon Flow' is back.
Personally, I'd like to purchase the company and rename the product to "sh*tBeGone".
Only thing that worries me is that if I use "sh*tBeGone" and also address that belly-fat issue with Lipozene, I'm not sure anything will be left of me.
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Originally posted by junebug1701 junebug1701 wrote:

How's this for irony:




LOL
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Confused This commercial has come back to life with a vengeance.
Good thing I like to munch on garlic hummus (everything comes out o.k., in the end)...keeps me from needing this stuff:
 
 
CryTHAT post was from June, 2011...cancha tell this commercial is back AGAIN, just like the flu?!
They now make it even more clear on how they've "released it to (ON?!) the general public...".
I'm now officially terrified to drink anything from an opened container as I can just see a group of 'wait staff' looking for 'today's candidates for the practical joke' and picking me. Makes me wonder if'n I'd notice a funny after-tase from my Molson's Ice before I found myself flowing as freely as the beer, before I had a chance to get to whatever toilet I could find (and no - I don't care if it was a Men's, Women's, Family Potty, kitchen sink - whatever!)...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Aug 2012 at 12:17am
I've been Censoreding regularly using Miralax and Colace so I don't need Colon Flow by an means!

One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Did you know Elvis was found dead on the toilet and his colon weighed like 57 pounds. Of course you pony up for shipping postage and then you are on a regular auto bill/auto ship monthly delivery even if you sh^%$tted your self out. TS!
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