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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Jan 2010 at 5:17am
Now they make a similiar product just for boys: http://www.babyrockapparel.com/tinkletube.html CryDeadOuchDeadCry

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Originally posted by AngryMcPisseron AngryMcPisseron wrote:

Now they make a similar product just for boys: http://www.babyrockapparel.com/tinkletube.html CryDeadOuchDeadCry
LOLTHAT will 'hit 'da Hood'! Perfect container for drugs, eh? No matter that it is 'recently used/slightly wet' (idiots just want 'da dope!).
'Easy Disposal'/'Possible Reclamation' for those special times when 'Five-O' comes strollin' by.
 
But, well...really! THAT tube doesn't look large enough to hold a 'baby squirt'! I bet it would fill up and go running down your arm before you could react... 
 
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The fact that they had to make a disclaimer saying NOT to put the TinkleTube in the dishwasher is utterly disgusting. 
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I love how this ordinary sports bottle is supposed to protect YOUR child from bacteria, yet you're supposed to put it in YOUR bag and carry it around after someone has peed in it.
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Found at http://www.lilsugar.com/My-Pee-Pee-Bottle-Kid-Friendly-You-Kidding-1103319?page=0,0
 
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I wrote the above comment about the possibility of accidentally drinking uranation from the bottle above...I have another concern that I failed to address earlier:

What if the user forgot to douche out the "My Pee Pee Bottle" the evening after last use and then went to use it days or even weeks later? They might unscrew the cap, and then exclaim "PEE YOU!!!" {pun not intended} "WHAT'S THAT HORRIBLE SMELL?!?"

I'm sure that most of us have whizzed into something other than a toliet bowl or a wall-mounted porcelain uranator at least one time...if the "My Pee Pee Bottle" were designed to look like something other than a Nalgene sports bottle, it might be more widely accepted as a urine receptacle.

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The "My Poo Poo Cup" with built-in bungwipe dispenser? Eye-wink

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Made these using the PET 8032 computer emulator on my pee-cee:
 


 
 
Aren't emulators wonderful? LOL

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Coming soon from the makers of The Pee Pee Bottle and the Vomit Vase!  The Menestrual Mug!  Perfect for those unexpected embarrasing accidents at the wrong time!  Comes with adhesive rim for easy application! Order yours today!  
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Your writing and scratching is all in vain,
When the emulator poet strikes again... Wink
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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From the land of emulators & honey, comes this:
 
 
 
 

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You SHOULD take your daughter's shoes (and socks) off when she tries to pee standing up.  Males have it MUCH easier when it comes to peeing.  As Madawee said, it goes all over the place if a female is not sitting down (and that does not include squatting).
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Another emulator creation (this one is kind of icky though):
 
 
 

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Originally posted by FaithSF FaithSF wrote:

You SHOULD take your...shoes (and socks) off when...pee standing up...As Madawee said, it goes all over the place if...not sitting down (and that does not include squatting).
OuchNo kidding! You've no idea how often I have 'Bathroom Cleaning Duty'
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Last one...for now anyway: :-)
 
 
 
 

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Now really, Angry...
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What's a fungus gnat?Confused
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Actually, I'm curious about programming statement/location 24576 (decimal?) - it is in ERROR!Shocked
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Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

What's a fungus gnat?Confused
 
A fungus gnat is a small, short-lived fly; not too dissimilar in size and behaviour to a fruit fly.
The link to them on Wikipedia is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fungus_gnat
They're attracted to moisture and rotting things; hence their attraction to the jism in the forgotten My Cum Dumpster. LOL
 
 
 
 
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Actually, I'm curious about programming statement/location 24576 (decimal?) - it is in ERROR!Shocked
 
In Commododore computer BASIC, any time there is a boo-boo in the program, it halts with an error message and the line number the error was encountered in. In this case, the "error" was regarding the consequences of the product being forgotten, and it occurred in line number 24576 - yes, that's a decimal line number. Big%20smile

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Originally posted by AngryMcPisseron AngryMcPisseron wrote:

I'm sure that most of us have whizzed into something other than a toliet bowl or a wall-mounted porcelain uranator at least one time...

 


Yes and let me tell you it DOES NOT taste good.  Dead

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Betcha these fellas could use a product like that.Wink
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not surprising given some cultures believe in drinking urine for health and whatever,others think it keeps their teeth 'shiny white' (yellow?!)
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