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Angry McPisseron
Honor Roll Formerly AngryMcPisseron Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Location: Fresno CA. Status: Offline Points: 13345 |
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Carbonated Hand Mixer Captain Underwear and the Attack of the Talking Toilets Burst Garbage Bags Taking Out the Lamps Binary Cock {note sp.} Gee, Your Hair Smells like Cat Pee! Legpit Deodouriser Air Rottener Liquid Accordions Blood-Engorged Penguins Live at the Equator Semisweet Tennies The Rice is Crying Radioactive Towels Pocket Full of Semen CDs That Perspire She's Getting all Squeaky Blender Cup Infection Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off red satan sheets} Garbage Can Infuction {sp. intentional} Dipsty Dumpster Deodourant The Soap is Delicious Cistern Straw Drinking from the Urinators Slipping on Soiled Depends Bathtub Drain Squishee The Mad Tromboner And OH Gets the Square! Band Liquidators All "Licker" is Vile {the word "Liquor" intentionally misspelled} Not Time for the Unbonus Square Drink Like the Dog Does - Out of the Toilet Bowl Inverted Studmuffins Pr0n >=< Porn Semisolid Dishwasher Insufficient Postage on that Thanksgiving Card! Kant Fule thuh Speeling Pollese {ahl werdz intenshenaly mispelt} Crab Grass Semen I Like Big Bugs and I Cannot Lie Eating Used Syringes Willard Brimhole *IS* a Queer! Toaster Micturition Can't Say "ING" Spittle Police Betraying that Pop Bottle Goiter on your Testes Box of Geriactric's Toys No More Games Testicular Waffles with Urochrome Syrup Is William Shatner a Queer? Turn On the "Koff" with Delsim 666 More Shopping Days until H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws The Macey's Easter Parade Vicks Late-Defense Cauliflower Micturition Going Over the Nife {sp. intentional} Uncozy Sleepwear Smoking a Bowl in Amsterdarn Creeping Streetlights on TV Holiday Sataned Ham Dip Cold Springs Cold Tub at 47.40960°F Mike Golic is Waif-Thin! Poaperee - Unique Gifts for Retards {sp. of "potpourri" intentional} Job? Career? Job? Career? Job? Career? What's the Fucking Difference?!? Can the Trajector Send Me to Juneau? Interest in Polish Culture Photons & Forcefields? Rosetta Stoner! Deodourant Duck Bone with Cheese Violating Whole Grain Optical Intercourse Stop Fucking my Toaster or Corporal Antilepton will Pee in Your Hair Viola Solo! Flushing Goldfish Down Old Toilets POTTY OFF, POTTY WASP!!! Satan's Public Hair {note sp.} Apple Flavoured Broccoli Fire Fruitarts Colonel Fartknocker and the Bungknockers! Tampons in the Drinking Fountain What's That Thing Floating in the Urinator? My Watermelon is Squeaky ♫Impossibilities!!!♫ Get Him a Rusty Old Truck Edison was a Fraud! Who *REALLY* Invented the Microphone? The Booger Eaters Pissing in a Teapot Ball Up Raw Meat and Throw It! Stuffing Paper Towels down Bathtubs PFC I. P. Freely Pisses the Bed at Sally's Boot Camp Any Place but Here {computerised male voice} He Eats Light Bulbs and Drinking Glasses and Poo Poo Zefram Cochrane went to Warp 9.997 but the Bunghole Kept it a Secret!!! Leaving a Trail of Slime in Your Wake Boner of Contention ?CAN'T URANATE ERROR IN 65534 READY. Shoving Busted Light Bulbs up Barney's Bunghole {"Barney" - the purple toilet dinosaur from PBS} Baby Bop Broke Your Uncle Milton's Ant Farm {"Baby Bop" - the yellow toilet dinosaur from PBS} ♫Smoking in the Girl's Room!♫ Is Uncle Milton a Fartknocker? Vacuuming Up Christmas Balls Failing to Water the Tree The Always-Ending Story Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peckers Never Good at Pubic Speaking {note sp.} ♫I'm Full like the Wolf♫ Piss Christmas Shitty New Year's Eve Resume Your Disorder Aqua de Pee Stinky Yule Log Floating in the Toilet We'll Make a Few Tweaks Nasty Chainsaw Accident Covering the Christmas Tree with Polyurethane Internal Blue Alert Contributing to the Garbage Can Your Toaster Desecrated My Crayons Pouring Vodka in the Christmas Tree Water Basin That Cow is a Lezzy! Milk in the Urinators Alien vs. Predatory Bird Who Uranated in the Dryer? {sp. intentional} Skunky Gatoraide Twist-Offs Let In More Neon Orange Juice in the Stove Strapping Fartknockers in Wheelchairs with No Brakes at the Tops of Hills ♫Have a Holly Jolly Enema, It's the Best Thing Up your Butt!♫ ♫Two More Days Till Christ-mas, Sil-Ver Tree♫ Aaron Esurance Uses a Pink Wig! Broken Leaking Plastic Douche Bottles Regurgitated Colon Contents Pukebag ♫If Your Website Sucks Big Walrus Cock Don't Send it to Me♫ Not the Vagina, the Vagina! It's Bassackward Contracting HIV from a Broken, Diseased Ken Doll Stoner Steve Sparks Up 100 Bowls a Day AVOID SPIKES Don't Move Laterally Why are there Paper Towels Floating in the Commode? Soap in the Drinking Fountain ?IT'S LATE AND SOMEONE BUSTED THE COFFEEPOT ERROR IN 556 READY. |
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Jenny and The Toadstools
Turd4Life Rubbish Garbage Dump Fricka Fracka Frick Crooked Fork Deceased Gameshow Host Gargantuan Itch The Numb Balls |
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Band on the Rum
Foretold The Jody Farnsworth Experience Appalachian Trails The Heavy Helium Band
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Angry McPisseron
Honor Roll Formerly AngryMcPisseron Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Location: Fresno CA. Status: Offline Points: 13345 |
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Ice Cold Beer in the Urinators Who Has #13 On? Betsy Wetsy has Enuresis! Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot the Rest You're in the John! Cum Guzzling Guttersluts Some Bogus Pisson Some Stupid Fucker Downing a Glass of Urochrome Poo Pot Makers A Guppy Called "Wendy" Exploding Toilet My Oompa Loompa Became Damaged A Goldfish Called "Santa's Little Helper" The Spatulas are Crying Unimatrix 2,458,770 A String of Satan Bright Christmas Bulbs Involuntary Uranation {note sp.} Eye Kant Vacume {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt} Santa Flush I Want some Fucking Trix! Cactus Testicles Uncle Milton's Armpit Hair Farm Bird Fork Battery-Powered Carrots are Deadly Sitting on the Toilet Stroking My...SPACHELA, Spachela, spachela... {sp. intentional} Oops!!! The Garbage Bag Busted!!! Lizard Slotted Spoonhead Leaking Fishtank Beaver and Butthole How Nice! {spoken like that drill seargant-type character on the program} Golf is for Faggets! The Garbage Broke my Wheelchair Break Up those Boxes Ronny Doich is a Really Douchey Douchebag! Botched Colostomy Bag Polygrip Test Results {as Beavis & Butt-Head might call them} {spoken like Willard Brimhole} Check Your Blood Salt and Check it Often! Did You Uranate in the Coffeepot? {note sp.} Sucking Carpet Pigs Up with an Industrial Vacuum Cleaner ♫I Bring these Gifts for You they're Up in My Bummmm♫ Swauv Shampee is for Wussies Performing Bad Magic Offstage Yankee Leg Who Uranated in the Eggnog? {note sp.} ♫Wrapped Up like a Douche Another Runner in the Night♫ ♫You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!♫ Caffienation Deactivation A Hair on the Toilet Seat Sally's Boot Camp Survivors Makes You go Poo-Poo Getting an "A" on the Polygrip Test Uranation in the Uranator {note sp.} Two Hot Juicy Alligator Meat Burgers Get that Amish a Colostomy Bag! Cut Your Tongue on a Busted Boob Tube He Called Us {vulgar term for multiple penis vacuums}! Yay Telephony!!! {pronounced 'tel uh FONE'ee'} ♫Christmas Comes just Once This Year♫ The Bungknockers Public Restroom Puddle Stargate SG-2,458,770 ♫Ooooooooooo...Who Died in a Cantaloupe Over the Sea? SPERMJIM ROUNDPANTS!!!♫ Tell the Rapping Spermbags to STFU!!! Let's Play on the Dyson Sphere Drake & Josh Look like FAGGETS! Catch Me if you Can, Little Meow Meow! Aircraft Bumblebee Ninja Micturition Carpet Rat {male singing} ♫I Married my Dream Boy I Married my Dream Boy♫ Fighting Futons N.F.B. (Dnabnikufesin) Mythconfirmers Violence Metal The Pack isn't Back Smash Bulbz! Screaming Against Vengeance Feel the Slotted Spoon The Priests of the Devils of Syrinx Kelp Eat Abaloney Punch Buggy Peeing on the Third Rail Taking a Maternity Test for Maury Spayed Blue Whales Neutered Polar Bears Uranated Water Heater {note sp.} ATM Machine (Automatic Teller Machine Machine) Fuck You and Fuck the Fucking Fuck Too! The Magic Intestine Pissing on an Electric Fence Dammitol Fuckitol Mom Warned Me Never to Marry that Douchebag Super Duper Huey Having a Vowel Movement It's the Meeeeeers! Crystal (Meth) Castles Taco Smell Makes You have Liquid Poo-Poo! Screwitol Fudgeitol Fructose for the Lactose Intolerant Peeing Out Consonants Warp Core Breach Not in Progress Time to be a Hero Doctor! Who Busted the Toilet?!? Stop Desecrating my Patio or Subcommander Testicle will Inseminate Your Cistern {toilet tank} Stuffed-Up Bathtub Drain Hooplah Gay Pride of Lions Octagonal Festival Taking a Dumpster Wild & Out-of-Control Infants Crying on My Stage Triangular Rats There's a Dead DEAD Christmas Tree, You can Smell it with Your Knee ♫Who's Highly Absorbent and Soaked with Cat Pee? SPERMBAG PISSPANTS!!!♫ Our Songs are all Earworms You Got a Cash Mayday! Food Fight Quest Urine Cabbage Money Taxi Uranated Coffee Grinds {note sp.} Greenteeth® Earphones Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! Cans of Mt. Poop in the "Siggeret" Machine {sp. intentional} I'd Like to Buy a Bowel Buxten Disorganiser Cellular Telephone Discharge Forced Emesis Every Nite {sp. intentional} Jellyfish Feces It's All Urine, Pee-Pee! A Regular Handbag can get Kyped Snails that Sweat Porno for Sperm Whales Decibal Police Used Breast Hitting the Pope in the Balls with a Baseball Bat ♫Eight Hundred Five Eight Eight Two Three Hundred Empire Tomorrow!♫ Shooting Corks into Pigeon's Vents {bungholes} Dirty & Unclear Bird Poop Hooplah The Rain is Crying Get $10.00 of Unaffordable Coverage Radioactive Waste of Bungwipe Lose,Lose, LOSE!!! SpongeBob Plays the Nasal Recorder Create Learning that Sucks Refund Disposition Loan Peeing in Plastic Cups Heating Used Douches in the Microwave Custodian in a Bottle Radioactive Waste of Paper Toilets Broken Mop Handles for Janitors What a Urinator...I mean What a Pisser!!! Smoke Weed...It's Good for You This Yacht Smells like Cat Pee Punish the Vacuum Cleaner What's Burning?!? Scottowels Stuffed Down Johns Spanking the Giraffe Popping Zits in your Pissbladder Playing the Nose Flute Radioactive Waste of Paper Towels ?WAAAAAYYYYY TOO MUCH DATA ERROR IN 12288 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
Honor Roll Formerly AngryMcPisseron Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Location: Fresno CA. Status: Offline Points: 13345 |
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sKOOP aWAI THATT kAT lITTRE {al werdz intenshonely mispelt; capitalisation intentional} Roll that Die!!! Kids Bop 2,458,770 Year of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws The Crash Expert Dumbies Rubber Barrier The Used Douchenemas Spurred by a Broken Laugh Box Urinal Sysop Slow Week Looking for Hate in All the Wrong Places! Throwing TV Sets at Cars Spittle Detective Looking for more Baby Poop? Windshield Wipers of Destitution Give That Canadian an Enema! The Devil may Not Care Look at that Car Crash! That Bicycler has Great Embouchure! {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Chrysalids of Cockroaches Amazing Technique Blasts Phat BIG SCARY LASER DO NOT LOOK INTO BEAM WITH REMAINING EYE The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo will Kill You! Violet Diode Lasers of Profit Pictures of Broken Toilets Master of the Incandescent Light Bulbs Fabulous Embouchure for Bass Guitarists {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Vacuum Up the Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Graveyard Shift of H8RED! Recycling Toilet Paper in the Dishwasher I Think Someone Needs an Enema Stubbing your Toe for Science Using the Wastepaperbasket as a Uranater {sp. intentional} Bowling for Kotzebue Taking a Dump in the Marinator Cars of Jesus Golfing for Nome A-koo-chee-moya...We are Far from the Penile Implants of our Ancestors Vaigra is Not Dick Medication {note sp.} Get Out of Here You Stupid Dumb Animal!!! Getting a Charley Horse for Medical Reasons Committing Aggravated Violent Thought Clips to the Wasteband Mouldy Urine in a Cup Taking a Bath in the Marinal Chamber Incendiaryinsect {"firbug"} Cherries Don't Grow from Cisterns Squidward with a Lampshade on his Head {imitating Bart Simpson} Yaaaayyy!!! Garbage Angels!!! Using the Marinal Chamber as a Toilet Money Doesn't Grow Under Mattresses Garbageinsect {"litterbug"} A-koo-chee-moya...We are Shockingly Close to the Boners of our Grandfathers Squidward's a Faggot Used Beetle Grubs (Larvae) in your Favourite Chair Something's Rotten in {insert country of choise here} Used Dog Pee on the Sidewalk O TARTAR SAUCE!!! I Tripped Over a Toilet Pipe!!! There are Anacondas in our Pants! Axe Us About the Bloody Ask in the Trunk! Milking those Squeaky Mouses! Polly Wants a High Colonic!!! The Hirogen are Enemabags Receiving a "Dear Toilet" Letter Look at the Puppy...Isn't He Cute? {sound of urine splashing onto carpeting} O BARNACLES!!! The Sink's Clogged! Squidward So So Loves those Gays...You can Hear him While He Plays {he plays the clarinet; rather badly though} Brats Unfashion Undesigner {"brats" intentionally spelled correctly} Barium Enema Baby Fag!!! Tu Thuh Slotterhaus {al werdz intenshonely mispelt} Logan (from Zoey 101) Looks like a FAGGOT! There's the Garbear!!! Toliet {intenshonely mispelt} Tiolet {intenshonely mispelt} Toilet Terlet Tolet {intenshonely mispelt} This Urinal Earth But We Sang the F.U.N. Song! The Killing Game Destroying a Piano The Violin's Flooded "Siggeret" Lighter/Flashlight/Dildo Combination Designer Underware Bag of Cat Turds Pissing Plastic Dogs Pikachu Looks like a Homo The Play Dough Octopus is So So Gay, You can Smell it While you Spay! Infantile Geritol Teepz Flushing the Shampoo Horton Hears a Douchebag Pissing into a Mailbox Alascum Sadness is a Cold, Dead Kitten Piss Off, Piss Damselfly It's All Fun & Games until Somebody Loses a Wiener Hudson Horstachio is a Urine Wingless Hymenoptera Kalifornication Pissing your Pants to Study Incontinence You're a Stinky Stinky Sea Star ♫My Little Blue Whale!♫My Little Blue Whale!♫ {sung to the "My Little Pony" jingle} That Urinal is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your Baleen Uranating into a Beer Bong {sp. intentional} {robotic computer voice} He Has Crabs on his Balls & Penis {robotic computer voice} He Eats the Crabs on his Balls & Penis ♫Talking About the Pissinary Tract...Is Something We Should All Do with Tact♫ Fish Paste!!! Urine Mailbox Fecal Oven The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Wastoids Are Mermaids Lezzies? Reeling In a Sea Turtle That Toilet Bowl is So So Icky, You can Hear it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Son of a Diddly!!! Ehhh Doodlebugs!!! Leonardo Da Vinci is So So Cool, You can Hear him with your Stool! The Doodlebug is a Not So Cool-O-Bug Wilted Lettuce for the Easter Rabbit Guzzling Sour Cow Lactation To Err is Human; To Really Fuck Up Requires a Computer The Power's Out so the Shitbowl Won't Flush?!? Why Buy the Milk When the Cow is Free? Spiriva is Deadly Shit!!! Taking a Bath...of Evil Alaskan Bull Worm Bottom Line Leave Me the Fuck Alone! Gimme All Your H8ing!!! Well, La De Fucking Da! Max & Ruby Fuck Like Rabbits? This is Not a Test of the EBS Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower Are You Ready Baby Fags? You Blasted Barnaclehead!!! Hurthouse 884 The Robot has been Neutralised Using Our Spacesuits as Defecators Nightmare Ride How'd You Get so Crazy? We're Going to Die Full of Pee I Seen it on the Tee Vee No One Would Believe Me Enuresis Cursor Dynamite Camel Hockey Puck Perspiration Come Right Back with More! Pissie the Golden Urinal Dinosaur How It's Destroyed! There's a Poopy Poopy Litterbox, You Can Hear It With Your Socks ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF USED BOUNTY BRAND PAPER TOWELS STUFFING UP THE HEAD ERROR IN 36864 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
Honor Roll Formerly AngryMcPisseron Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Location: Fresno CA. Status: Offline Points: 13345 |
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Unnabel tu Uzze uh Dickshenerry cuz Eiy Kant Spel {all words intentionally misspelled} {sung to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"} I've Been Sittin' on the Toiiiiii-let! ♫Rental Car Smells like Dick!!!♫ ♫Chucky Dick-Cheese's...Where a Child Can't be a Child!!!♫ Seagulls Bursting after Eating Alka-Seltzer Nick at Night {the word "night" intentionally spelled correctly} Cat in a Rectangular Six Foot Hole Showing Up 20µS (microseconds) Late Smoking Crack in the Boy's Room Smoking Grass in the Girl's Room Upright Movie Seats Window Cornholers Stewardess Micturition Shooting Up in the Unisex Bathroom Being a "Ho" in the Neighbour's Garden Sheep-Tipping is Toxic Not Your Average Walrus He Went to Jagoffs! The Fairly EvenParents We'll Sign for you Candles Trebuchet Hurling Old Toilet Bowls The Average Joes Nutcrackers for Oranges Wet-Mop that Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator The Asshole Skateboarders I Need Pee-Pee for my Bunghole Using the "N" Word in February Faggot Cat Styrofoam Crossbow Toilet Lottery Hooplah Running with Rusty Scissors ♫Oooooooo! Who lives in a toilet tank with an urchin?♫ Exposing Yourself to Gamma Radiation May Your Life Bring You the Peace You Never Found in Death Forks for Cereal Chemtrails Cause Irregular Bladder Syndrome There's a Fungus Among Us "Perspiration is a Brown, Gooey Substance" {a friend of mine told me this while we were in the 6th grade} The Papasans are Squeaky ♫Oooooooo! Who lives in a urinal under the sea? SpongeBob PissPants! ♫Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee? SpongeBob PissPants! Teaspoons for Spaghetti You put the "I" in "Fungi" Fastgo...on the Yasgos!!! Putting a Cup of Pop in a Pneumactic Bank Tube ♫Nationnarrow is Not on your Side♫ Barfing Up a Fece Used Pee Stuck Under the Desk Why is the Sky Black? Lizard Pee Shooting a Urinal...Boy was he Pissed! Mermade Boy & Barnacle Man Pee On, Pee Cockroach!!! Employee of the Microsecond Uranating on a Carpet Nail for Earphones {sp. intentional} Asbestos in Obstetrics I Want it to Stand Up to Fingerprints, Smudges...and Urinals Say Hello to my Little Enema As Valuable as Used French Fry Grease Inappropriate Uranation {sp. intentional} Guzzling Icebreakers Sours ♫Stay Next To...Captain Howdy!♫ Voluntary Uranation {sp. intentional} Drinking Used Douches out of the Urinal Spraying Armpit Deodouriser on your Testicles Banging your Head against a Wall for Science Whirlm Without a Dream Curiosity Salted the Snail Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Fingerprints on Mayonnaise Choking on a Fece Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Raiding their Diaper Pale What the Barnacles?!? ♫We're the Flowers in the Dustbin♫ Now That's just Pussywhipped!!! Leaking Bin Liners What's Wrong with this Cantaloupe? That Man is a PWPOSMF Flushing the Wastepaperbasket! Give that Amish some Escargot Tomato with a Chef's Hat Uranation Medication Turnip Blood Donation Lettuce Clogging Up a Toilet Cucumber Wielding a Machete Tempus Fugit Feeling like a Total Barnaclehead Carbide Skunk Eating Used Poop off the Floor Is Yesterday Pronounced "Toozday" or "Tyoozday"? Dragonfly Adhesive Wipes Breaking your Laugh Box The Walls are Squeaky Ferrule Insemination Shiver me Timbers! Queensferd Charcoal Darker Pentapus on a Hot Neutronium Roof Tamp(on) it Home Get on the Blunderbuss A Busted Can {the toilet muscle, not a cylindrical metal dog food container} Urine in the Spaghetti Sauce Going Off Half-Cocked {spoken like Rod & Tod Flanders on The Simpsons} YAYYY!!! Imagination Yom Kippur!!! Dog Poo Skid Marks on the Rug The Waste Band Stride Gum Doesn't Last Long Enuff {sp. intentional} Clarinet Solo!!! It's a Shitty Day for Honey Diving! Saxons of the Firing Line Tuba Solo Electric Cat Urine Orchestra Pit 77 Tromboners Urine Cherry Gogert's Tame Ride It's a Great Day for Dumpster Diving at Music-Vend! Drum Sextuplet Diving for Pearls in the Toilet Gorfian Robots Attack Attack!!! Growing Mould in the Coffeepot Heck Patrol Sonic Infant Boom Don't Kick Over the Toilet Bowl! There's a Plastic Cat Toilet in front of the Shitbowl Timy Kant Shredd {sp. intentional} The Bungsnoidial Wastoids The Lindblad Explorers Crusty the Clown {all words intentionally spelled correctly} Lighting a Firecracker with a Mowhawked-Teen {a punk} Jacob Marley can Vacuum My Inseminator! {suck my dick} Lighting a Zippo Under the Sprinkler I Call Rifle! Kurmet the Toad Squeezing the Uranation out of a Plastic Dog {sp. intentional} How It's Broken ?UNDEF'D WHALE URINE ERROR IN 63122 READY.♫C-O-S-T-L-Y That's Supposed to spell Free, Debit Report Dot Com Bay-Bee!♫ Offer Enrolls with Applyment in Triple Disadvantage Vending Machine that Dispenses Used Douches ♫There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, High Ho the Stereo there's Pee-Pee in the Bag!♫ Pile of Used Feces Behind the Garbage Can Salamander, the Black Gear Control Spire of H8red And the Antelope Fell Into a Volcano Noses Floating in the Toilet Bowl Destroying a Water Heater with an Aluminum Baseball Bat Hot Water Cooler Excellent Embouchure for Drummers {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Mouse Ambush Clock! You Might Poof your Pants Toucan Sam for President "Spectrum" is a Holographic Accordion ?UNDEF'D URANATION ERROR IN 8192 {sp. intentional} READY.Clean that Mop Handle! Mop that Clean Handle! ?IT'S LATE AND SOMEONE BUSTED THE COFFEEPOT ERROR IN 556 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
Honor Roll Formerly AngryMcPisseron Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Location: Fresno CA. Status: Offline Points: 13345 |
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Cheese in the Garbage Disposal Daniel Jackson is a Faggot Reads like Science Fiction Automatic Poop Throwing Machine SpongeBob SquarePants Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury Veemon is Not the Baby Daddy Flamedramon {The Fire of Courage} is Not the Baby Daddy Raidramon {The Storm of Friendship} Is the Baby Daddy Sandy Cheeks is a Lezzy Smash that Fucking Couch See if it Steals Your Change Again Wheel...Of...Torture! Dumb Stupid Douchenozzles The Issue with the Tissue The Distinct Sound of Cheese Being Cut A Neighbour with some Paper Drymon...Digivolve to...WETMON!!! Blasting the Pants Cannon (Crash Course in) Brane Surjurie {sp. intentional} ♫Ooooooooo Who Fell in a Toilet Inside the Abyss?♫ Smelly Hairy Peebag ♫San Wakeen Valley Urinator!♫ Renamon...Matrix Digivolve to...TOWELMON!!! Alex Krebeck is Not a Faggot? Raining Piss Ants & Rottenhoneybees ♫Oooooooo! Who Stepped in some Doody while Catching a Bus?♫ ♫Who's Highly Corrosive and Soaked with Boob Pus!♫ Garbear {pronounced "gair'bare" like "care bear"} Garbear {pronounced "gar'bare" like "tar bear"} There's Coffee in that Nebula Dragonfly Envenomation Cornholedog NatureDoesn'tWorks Crop of Sugar Coke Lactic Acid is KOOL!!! Growth Chamber for the 6th Century Rat Scratch Fever These Shotglasses Don't Work What's Wrong with My Poo? Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol Beaver Snatch Rhino Clit Urea Milkshake Grendyl isn't a Monster ♫Take Drugs!♫ ♫Smoke Pot!♫ Heads Mounted on Spears Meterdevil LM-666 Satanic Meter Pills in the Toilet A Man Who Ate Stones ♫High Ho, High Ho, It's Off to the Fag Bar I Go!♫ Bloody Kotexes in the Cistern A Stone that Ate Men Cello Solo! Tainted Nonessentials Lead Balloons that Fly? Fire in the Bunghole! Sawing Off his Sack Drinking a Steaming Hot Glass of Cat Pee This Owl is Defective Eagle Sextupet There's a Product called 'Nads'? Joes vs. Joes Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!! Go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!!! ♫Oooooooo! Who Lives in a Urinal Under the Sea?♫ Pissblanket Guano? Tisk Tisk! Belltone is Conducting Research on a New Antienuresis Technology Chantix Makes You Ralf in the Bushes The Gospel According to Toilet Clean Jobs A****e C****a is Kinda Cute But A****e C****a Sucks Ass!!! It's Raining It's Pouring Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down Pee You!!! Something Really Reeks!!! Getting Straight Fs ♫Design It...Steal It...See It on the Runway!♫ Introducing...The Naked Brot...GOOOOOONNNNNG!!! Zoe 202 Is Dale Voltz a Faggot? Earning a D- Average in Jr. High The KOPO Dog Sucks Toilet Muscle! Patrick Dooley had those Big Fucking Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade Drink Used Radiator Fluid Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame Running Over Raccoon Doody The Box of Enuresis The Little Doheny! Squidward Tennis Balls Fis Yo Gree WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!! Cheese Made from Leggos Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can) Who the Phuck is Libbey? Computer Monitor Sweat Spilling Urine on your Keyboard Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day! Setting Fire to Smudge Pots Potato Children {Tater Tots} There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat Security Level 0 ♫He's Got a Plastic Peebag!♫ New Seattle Neiu Amsterdarn Toilet of Destitutiuon Lazer Galaxie {werds intenshonaly mispelt} Terra Destroyer!!! Positron Laser!!! Ryan Seacrest Looks like a FAGGOT! House Micturition Paper Toilets Down Sink Drains Urinal Abuse The Stove is Sparking Nowadays, You Got to have Plutonium What's Wrong with my Pancreas? I am Cornholio! I need TP for my Bunghole! You will Give me...All Your Caca! A Fugly Bedroom Group! The Cocksuckers!!! Looking for a Quarter in a Pile of Wolf Shit Staircase Micturition O Barnacles!!! Spiral Escalator Smoking Pot May Be Hazardous To Your Steering Wheel Seska is a Dumb Stupid Doosh {sp. intentional} Elevator Mosaic DNA = Doody Numnuts Asshole Cosmo is a Fairy Baby? {spoken like Beavis} Yeah Yeah Yeah THTOMP ON IT!!! The Baby Fags As Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill As Straight as a Broken Arrow KIK UH PHUCKING PORSELEN WALTOLIET OPH THUH WAL!!! {seen on an electronic billboard - al werdz wer intenshonely mispelt ohn itt} Breaking Light Bulbs While They're Burning! Crabby Patties Changing the Garbage What's Wrong with the Dark Bulbs? It's Not Shampee!!! Let's Brew some Crappy Oranj Krush {intentionally misspelled} Plenty Pack {intentionally spelled correctly} Continuing Month Pack {intentionally spelled correctly} Awwww Tartar Sauce!!! Rhymes with Orange ♫All you Need is Loves!♫ Just Hose me Down!!! Watering the Fire Crocker of Shit {"Denzel Crocker": the bungsnoidial teacher from The Fairly Oddparents} Unfoster Your Immune System As Valuable as a Used Enema Getting into the Army is as Easy as 3.14159... Another Dusheebag! {sp. intentional} Picture Perfect...NOT!!! Broken Milk Bone ?WAAAAAYYYYY TOO MUCH DATA ERROR IN 12288 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
Honor Roll Formerly AngryMcPisseron Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Location: Fresno CA. Status: Offline Points: 13345 |
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♫I Fed the Garbear...But I Did Not Feed the Squeaky Rat!♫ {sung to the tune of, "I Shot the Sheriff"} The Blue Toilet Deodouriser Cakes Yucky Wet Foot Puddles Big Macs for Acid Reflux Urine On, Urine Paper Wasp! Chinchilla Answering Machine You're Calling me a Fruit? The Borg...Party Poopers of the Galaxy Airplane Lavatory Micturition It's My Money, and I'll Never Need It! Backsassing Bed Turn Off the Door and Lock the Light Subroutines are Brie {spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run, Run, Run!!! I Am Sinifag!!! {spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run Hero!!!! {spoken in a deep, evil male voice} I Hunger, Hero!!! Mariposa...The Butterfly Faggots!!! Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Late-March {Phew!!! Was that a long band name or what?} ♫We All Live in a Yellow Subroutine♫ {sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine"} The Easter Rabbit is So So Queer, You can Hear it while you Steer Targ Manure!!! Camel Urine? Tisk, Tisk! Baconator Sounds like Urinator An Environmental Seal has been Compromised! Gary, Shame on You! Ballad of Marshall Douchebag This Lesson is Terminated Almost like we Knew what we were Doing! Range Hood Insemination Production has Ended Pothead Scotthead Urinal Fizz That Krackor Roxorz! {sp. intentional} Toilet Pipe Defecator 165 Watt Gas Motor Talaxian Maturation Compartment The Krenim are Bungholes! Who Pissed in the Shampee? Halogen Drill Bit What's Wrong with the Vinculum? Screaming Coffee Stane The Gould are Stupid Dumb Bungholes! Steam with Grease Particles The Shampoo Killer Stepping in Rusty Razor Blades Swimming in Busted Glass for a Dollar Bill I Hate Sushi!!! Puking in the Bushes ♫You're an Asshole Yesterday!♫ ♫You're an Asshole Tonight!♫ I Need Rollios for my Bunghole!!! The Noo-Noo Economy ♫So Fun to Plunge, Vacuum, Crunch!♫ Nickelodeon KCA 2063 Shockwave Concrete Truck Giving Away a Crane Push Me, Pull You! Getting a Lesson in the Hard Stuff 18-Wheeler Micturition Getting a Twerpectomy Mad Max at Urine Dome Making a Boom Boom in your Depends ?UNCONTROLLABLE ENURESIS ERROR IN 40959 READY.Flying the Gay Little Styrofoam Helicopter Shredding like you've Never Shredded Before! Suitcase Perspiration Being Sceptical about Sceptics Species 5618 Ass On!!! Apply Directly to the Toilet Muscle!!! N0rm41 H!ghL0w Paree, the City of Dark Disorder in the Court! Gas Oven Defecation The Monkey Starship Fund The Waste is a Terrible Thing to Mind Opening the Bicycle Window The Kitty Cat Made a Boom Boom on the Carpet Luminous Spandex Pants {from a Raven song} Sugar Honey Frosted Puffs Salted Vinegar Lye Puffs Filling Out the Ravioli in Triplicate This Creature has an Exoskeleton The Rent is Through April Blasting a Dookey for Science {"dookey" is a slang term for feces or shit} STOP! Or I'll Stuff Scottowels down the Urinator! Invisible Guillotine The Paper Swords Cut Off my Armpiece One Must Live Wild Combine Odours for So Many Years Now Two is Reduced to One When Your Clock is Up Leper Christ Embouchure of the Cistern {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} He's a Dillweed! It's the End of the World as We Know It! Finding a Cat Fece on the Rug Squeaky Creatures {living sanitary napkins?} with Wings Stepping in a Used Dog Fece on the Lawn Boiling a Pot of Ketchup A Toilet Roll in Liquid Neon I am Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile. Dyeing Fraaglz {note sp.} Electronic Skunk Cookie I See the IC Capt. Cig Hanson of the Southeastern Eat Spatula and Die!!! Annika Hansen is Hot...For a BORG!!! So Difficult a Robot Couldn't Do It When Worlds Collide Going Past the Gates of Grethor Forgetting How to Make Krabby Patties Digi Modify!!! You Bent my Spatula That's Totally Unfair! NINEHOURRRRRRS!!! Phear the Krabby Patty! ?ILLEGAL DEFECATION ERROR IN 53248 READY.Jumping out of a Helicopter While Full of Urine Strawberry Lumps The Perspiration Jump My Lil' Enemabag Armpit Uranation {sp. intentional} Yo Dawg, Let's Go Break some Light Bulbs Yo!!! Stomping on Dirty Douchebags They Ate their Yogos Too Quickly Drivers with Bad Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Reclamation of Broken Toilets Instrumentation of Nuclear Weapons Give Me those Soil Reclamators! Charlie Wilson's Peace Is a Nub like a Crapweasel? ♫O Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star♫ ♫Piss You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ Salmon Swimming Upstream through your Toilet Pipes Rhymes with "Mould Mereal" Dry Cleaning our Uvulas Uranium Micturition Disinfecting our Eyeballs Molten Pistachio Ice Cream What's Wrong with my Poo? Shame On You!!! ♫Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws ♫ Assume the Fecal Position What's Wrong with my Prostrate? {sp. intentional} Yes, we have no cow piss {milk} The Stinking Gun Autourination Financial ♫T-O-L-I-E-T Toilet Bowl!!!♫ {sp. intentional} {sung to the "Hotwire.com" jingle} Cigerette Lighter Chopper?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF USED BOUNTY BRAND PAPER TOWELS STUFFING UP THE HEAD ERROR IN 36864 READY. |
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Battery Poop Capacitance Destructor Spring is a Rusty Time! Bloody Asshole - er...uh... BODY & SOUL Stepping in Bug Doody Leif Ericsson Day IJLSA {International Justice League of Super Acquaintences} ?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOILET READY.It is Wrong to Beat Off Nature Be My Musical Idiot Practise Makes Imperfect Drowning in the Gene Pool Weed Whack-Off Madman at the Wheel Got my Foot Pinned to the Floor The Gigantic Underarm Sweat Puddles Band Igniting a Petroleum Product at Zero Hundred Hours 555 Days of F.L.A.R.G. Remote-Controlled Urinator Spud Valve Go To Heli!!! Bathtub Beer Loser Boomerang Flat Bowling Pins Put the Brown Thing in the Round Thing Urinous Confetti Flat Tyre Beer Chase {from Zoey 101} Looks like a Faggot! ♫Giving the Dog a Spanken!!!♫ Toothy TV Getting Pancreases Willy Nilly Spanking Drinking Straws with Plastic Flashlights Ektachrome Defecation Click on the Megaphone Nocking Over Ten Pins with a Heavy Pyramid Time Captains Super C-Straps Super C-Sections Liking this Chud www.crockerofshit.wand Going to Glove World to Ride "The Fiery Fist 'O Pain" {the roller coaster on the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Roller Coward"} Neptune's Trousers! Seeing the Dentatron That Window Glass is So So Dirty, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Slice These Vegetables Transversely in 5mm Increments Money Talks, Bullshit Walks Overactive Apocrine Glands Underactive Eccrine Glands Banned from Bikeenie Bottom {sp. intentional} Unflushed Urinator Unstruck Match "Fuck" is Not a Toilet Word...NOT!!! Unfinished Demo It's a BAD Word!!! Dingleberry Soup Shit on a Stick Shit on a Twirly Stick Finger Eating Good" Itchy and Q-Ball would make a Great Couple...if they were FAGGOTS!!! The Ass Doilies {toilet seat covers} Ruining your Evening Bungholes are Not Just on Kegs Cockroaches that Stomp Back! Fishy Animal Control Officers ♫The Public Took right To You, like Flies to a Pile of Shit!♫ Like Mould on a Shower Curtain Thudocity Not a Piñata, a PiNOTa! You Broke my Toy(let) Gary who Eats Fungus The Violet LED will Bring You Scientific Technical Mystery and Emergency Light {seen on an actual spec sheet for a NUV LED from China} Snail-Slow Unracer Off-Demand Waiting for the Rinse Cycle Cat Needles Some Fungi Among I Left in the Wilderness Harder to Get Rid Of than Cockroaches Lasting More than a Single Day As Tough as Sandy Cheeks? Chipmunk Saliva Out Here it's Eat or Have an Enema O Bother, Where's the Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche? Duuuuuuude, Where's my Toilet? Learnatorium Sounds like Creamatorium Sounds like Vomitorium Sounds like Defecatorium Time to Take a Nappy Wappy {from The Fairly Oddparents™ episode "Baby Face"} GARY THE SNAIL!!! Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for Hoars! Lye-Filled Butt Plugs Timy Kant Spel {sp. intentional} The Douched Moose Nonstinging Yellowjackets Urinated Potatoes The Sassy Dominatrixes Cold Dogs The Innocent Piss Ants Dragonfly Defecation By the Power of Neptune!!! Squidward, the Unfriendly, Downright NASTY Ghost Premenstrual in Pink The Ass Mallets Ass Hammer Shut Up Fartknocker!!! TP For Your Bunghole Double Inverted Nad Twist Sneezing in the Salad Bar of Death The Unphlushed Urinators The Lypozeme Experience Project The Talking Cheese is going to Preach to Us Answering Questions Incorrectly The Cab is Clogged Poo-Poo Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo Week Spiriva Kills Old Folks Dead! Quick, Reactivate the Cenotaph!!! Smashing a Ukelele after a Song Overwork that Greenhorn! Spitting Molten Foodstuff at You The Campfire Song Song The Sea Bear Attack!!! Spilling Bong Water in the Couch Austria Endless!!! Zit Columbarium Cannonball Enema The Nick Two Million Four Hundred Fifty Eight Thousand Seven Hundred Seventy Taking a Dump in the Cistern Urinous Toilet Tank www.FairiesArePhoney.wand Honey, the Dryer's Flooded Again! Uranated Asphalt {note sp.} Sweating in the Bushes The Urinator Phell on my Pheat! {sp. intentional} It's All Clabbered Up Have Another Horn {my older brother used to call a can of beer a "horn"} Did I Leave the Stove On? {from the Viva Piñata episode "The Fudgetive"} For Every Punchbowl there's Somebody who Wants to Pee in it. This Vomitorium Saturn Clapboard Prison The Shrivelled-Up Penises That R/C Helicopter is as Attractive as an Insect Look! A Penny!!!?IT'S LATE AND SOMEONE BUSTED THE COFFEEPOT ERROR IN 556 READY. |
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Lighted Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator Douching your Eyes Out with Warm Wolf Pee Disengaging from the Unicomplex What's that Fucking Noise?!? Just Get Out of Here you Stupid Dumb Animal!!! Unwish the Wish!!! STOP!!! Or I'll Leave the Washingmachine Unflushed!!! Unblow the Blown LED Uncutting that Paper Cucaracha That Urinator is So So Clean, You can Smell it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! My...My...My...SHOES, What do you Mean?!? Supersoaker Filled with Pee The Number Bed Double-Headed Dildo Filled with Hydrofluoric Acid Absof**kinglutely Zero Strangers Coming to your Home Spraying Poison Radiometer of Chemistry Sets Getting a Comb-Under Failing your Piss Test ♫Soulja Boy...Made of Clay...Now an Empty Shell!!!♫ Smoking Under the Smoke Alarm Magnet Pointing Toward a Light Bulb Base Pee You What's that Horrible Flavour? The McDonald's Flea Jumping Over a Toilet Pipe The Doughnut of Shame The Suliban are Enemabags!!! Flushing Used Douches Down the Toilet Patricia is No Lady! Stabbing the Fire Alarm with a Screwdriver Disinfecting our Uvulas What Are You, a Faggot of Some Kind? I Think We Need to Take Showers The Toilet Bowl is Still Unflushed After Taking 47 Dumps The Chalice of Mome {"mome" pronounced like "mommy"} Toilet Paper that Leaves Your Fingers Besmudged with Feces Onions and Unions---That's the Problem!! The Nematoads {sp. intentional} The Oxygen Thieves We're a Total Waste of Bungwipe!!! Somebody Farted in the Projector Room For the Love of Neptune! ♫I'm Ready to Strike...GORGON!!!♫ That Song Makes Me like Wanna...Nock Something Over! Getting a Double Wandectomy Making Shiny Dog Urine Lose $$$ When you Switch Goodbye, Nationnarrow? Turd Polisher Do You Want some ABC Gum? Looking like Fartknockers Pathetique Klown {sp. intentional} Wet's Go Take Care of You...Wet's Go...Wet's Go...I Gotta Stop Tawking Wike This!!! {from The Fairly Oddparents™ episode "Fairly OddBaby"} Night Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D} Pre-Dawn Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D} Dawn Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D} Sunrise Sequence Initialising {female computer voice from Enterprise-D} Cat Emitting a "Don't Fuck with Me" Meow Cleaning a Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator with a Toothbrush Whinney the Poo {note sp.} Deoxyribonucleic Acid We're Just a Bunch of Ugly Pricks Defy Diarrhea! Beaver & Butthole How Nice!!! Piddle On What you Want To Paying an Innocent Visit to a Deathtrap 11,498° Bringing the Fairies Pain Awww, Circus Peanuts!!! Bad Cow! BAD COW!!! Deadly Piss Ants The Grand Proxy ♫Destroyer of Life...EMO!!!♫ Packing Fudge for Fun & Profit A Bunch of Pant-Loads Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes ♫24 is my Age and 22 is my Gauge♫ The Party Switch is in the "ON" Position Stay Away...From Captain Howdy! Captain Howdy's a Pedo! Enemabags Filled with Battery Acid I've Got a Special Power I'm No Ordinary Dude! Poop Chute Cleaner Skidding Out on the Hershey Highway It's Much Easier than you Think, to Drain your Lizard in the Sink The Dirty Bubble has Awesome Surface Tension Growing a "Rat Tail" in 2063 Like Money in the Wastepaperbasket Dri Bole {sp. intentional} The Busted Rubbers That Microwave is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! {as exclaimed like Denzel Crocker, that asshole teacher from The Fairly Oddparents™} The Leaking Garbage Bags Drinking Boob Pus {yucko!!!} Maximum Higgentoiletmuscle Week Punching Ourselves in Our Noses Nasal Tampons We're a Bunch of Pantywastes You're In Sample {say rapidly several times in quick succession} Vulcans get Blood Fever; Romulans get Urine Fever Jellyfish Comrades ♫Get On your High Horse & Leave the Party♫ The Dynamic Mode Converters Duotronic Bloody Axe Wound Blackened, Smelly Sponges SpyBob UrinePants Selling Coke Made out of Ajax {without the little blue things} Cutting (Free)base I Need a Double Wandectomy...STAT!!! {spoken in a monotone computer voice} He Shoots Up Urine with Dirty Needles! Finding High School Dropouts You Are a Piece of Crap Blowing Walltoilets off the Wall with M1000s Using M80s to Destroy Mailboxes Stuffing M1000s in Bus Tailpipes Shooting Roman Candles into Open Windows Flushing Lighted Cherry Bombs Down Toilets Inserting Lighted Seal Bombs into Barney's Bunghole Blasting a Dookie for Christ Sakes Urinator Buddy" Bathtub Buddy" Sink Buddy" Toilet Buddy" Peeing in a Closet What Happened to the Light Bulbs? Slipping on a Banana Peeling L8r Sk8r!!! The Negachin is So So Black, You can Smell him with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Houseplant Assassin Pecker Griffin Acts like a Queer Getting Cooties from a Leper Wall-E Looks like a Queerbate Toilet Tank Infection The Boy Who was Raised by Bees Acts like a Homo Embouchure of the Drinking Fountain {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Micturition of the Desktop Wastepaperbasket Deadly Walkman That Ghetto Blaster is So So Shiny, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! We're Going to Glove World! 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Go to the Sk8Park Riding "The Mitten" at Glove World! Do You Have to Go Potty? The Poo Poo Noo Noo Made a Boom Boom in his Diaper Paying a Visit to the Dentatron Alaskan Blubberhound The Jerkinators ♫Potty You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ ♫Tinkle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ ♫Pee You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ ♫Urine You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ ♫Whiz You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ ♫Piddle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ That Golf Club has Fantastic Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Sour Balloon Smell Flushing the Hose Bib Douching Out the Dipsty Dumpster Peeing in the Refrigerator The Voyager Crew Dying in a Mutara-Class Nebula Taking a Dump in the Litterbox Eat and Forget Floor Lamp Lacrimation Tulip Sweat Stepping on Click Beetles for Christ Sakes Tastes like Sheetrock Miracle Small Intestine Shooting Old or Used Bowling Shoes Salivated Wall Cicada Micturition Swallowing Plutonium from Broken Bowling Balls Squashing Atlas Moths for Pete Sakes I Will Not Comply Bowling Ball Insemination The Uranated Tomatoes {note sp.} Hello Faggot, Buy You a Drink? Virgo Toilet Paper Fuh-Fuh-Fuh-FOO-LUSSSSHHHHHH!!!! Slipping in Horseradish Sauce Telephone Cuttledge Cheating to Pass a Urine Test There's a Hooty Hooty Owl, You can Smell it with your Cowl Side Effects May Include Brain Perspiration, Underarm Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, Gastric Odour, Ulcerated Axillae, and Death. ♫Christmas Comes just Once this Year!♫ ♫As the Earth Behind You Reeks♫ Diving into the Pool Urinal-First The Sebaceous Cysts Deodouriser Duckbone with Cheese The Rug Surgeons Stanley Steamer {note sp.} Superman Demolishing a Urinal Hairdryer Emesis Drinking Used Enemas from the Urinator Not the Prom, the Prom! Subaru Heavy Metal Box The Sissy Sticks {"sissy stick" is what a drinking straw is often called in fag bars} Stomping on Cicadas for Christ Sakes Those Mail Receptacles on the Sidewalk Look like Gigantic Blue Urinators Computer Mouse Lacrimation Satan Destroying a Stovepipe Uranation of the Toliet {sp. intentional} Mowing Down that Mailbox Imitation Butter Dispensers Swatting at Dragonflies for Heaven Sakes! ♫Time to Feed Him, Time to Feed Him, Now it's Pookie's Feeding Time♫ (sung to the tune of "Clementine") Female Lavatory Lactation Eating Snailpo for Fun & Profit Spatula Feces Shove *THIS* in your Face! This Gizmo is Faster I Declare Patty War!!! Drier than Three Hells Be a Kidsbop Black Hole! {sp. intentional} Deep-Frying Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes Barbie Stealing a Bank Card Smashing Fungus Gnats for Christ Sakes It's 6:29. Do you Know Where Your Pecker Is? Breeding Mosquito Larvae for Heaven Sakes ♫Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire♫ ♫Jack F. Rost Snipping Off Your Nose♫ There's a Cookie in the Washingmachine Coffee Grinds in the Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator King Neptune Destroying a Cistern {toilet tank} Rotten Tomato Juice in a Coffee Cup Febreze Air Rottener Getting Stung by the Cheerios Bee Maggots in the Pantry A Flea in Her Helmut {sp. intentional} Snipping Off our Urinals ♫Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot The Rest You're in the John♫ Drink like the Dog Does...From the Toilet! ♫I Got an Email♫ Drinking Skunk Milk Uranated Bricks in the Wastepaperbasket {note sp.} Disposable Amoebas Hitting Cabbage Butterflies with Baseball Bats for Crying Out Loud Feel the Serving Fork Piss You!!! That Milkshake Reeks!!! Snipping Off Our Toes to Spite Our Feet Disposable People Ladybugs are Brie Science Director on Ventax II Stacking the Deck in the Gin-Rummy Game Disposable Elephants I Spell "Knife" with an "N" Don't Give Them what they Want You're In the Way!!! Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders We're Being Hailed by the Borg Some Fartknocker Stole my Underwear! Eating Goliath Beetle Grubs {larvae} for Pete Sakes Plankton's a Bungknocker SpongeBoob JismPants King Neptune Destroying a Urinal Wearing Chum Bucket "Bucket Helmuts" {note sp.} Barbie Wearing a Training Bra ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF USED BOUNTY BRAND PAPER TOWELS STUFFING UP THE HEAD ERROR IN 36864 READY. |
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Uranation of Fire Hydrants {note sp.} Krabby Patty Disease Stomping on Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Christ Sakes Chitty Chitty Bang {GUNSHOT!!!} Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Flushing their Toilet Breaking a Window for Crying Out Loud Reading a Digital Clock in a Mirror Clubbing Baby Urinals?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!? Stabbing Praying Mantids for Heaven Sakes Uranated Showerhead {note sp.} Suds & Surprise Cabbage Patch Kids Getting Malaria from Faucet Handles Flushing Away Telephones for Christ Sakes ♫Teacher, Leave those Kids Alone!!!♫ Defoliating the Skin Damselfly Insemination Running Over Doodlebugs for Crying Out Loud Lye Puffs are Lye-A-Riffic! Flushing Baby Turtles Down Toilets Moon Rocks of Fury Stomping on Doodlebugs for Christ Sakes Kes is Back...and Boy is She Pissed!!! Drake Parker Wrecking a Dune Buggy Getting a Brain Scan for Pete Sakes That's Dorky!!! Flush the Fucking Toliet, Dooshbag!!! {sp. intentional} Salivation of Computer Mouses Money in the Sea for Heaven Sakes Grass in the Radiator Grille You're Flamed...er...uh...FIRED!!! Blowing Up Electrolytic Capacitors for Crying Out Loud Stay Out of Our Dreams!!! Don't...Touch...Anything! Smashing Open Bowling Balls for Christ Sakes Elevator of Dume {sp. intentional} Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge Going Jellyfishing for Pete Sakes Buying Moon Sand to Eat Being a Goofy Goofy Goofy Goofy Goober www.muzzyadults.cum Shannon Loves Freddy Peeing on Piss Ants for Christ Sakes Breaking a Window While Shooting a Porn Video That's "Tennis Balls"...eagh..."TENTACLES!!!" Unlucky Charms When the Falcon's Away, the Rats will Play Stomping on Cockroach Egg Cases for Heaven Sakes Rotting Apple vs. Cinnamon Stick Cantaloupe Under the Ocean Setting Fire to a Root Cellar for Christ Sakes Is That a Flashlight in your Pocket or are You just Small like That? Camel Pee in a Cup Kicking Down a Door for Pete Sakes Merry Sniffmas! The Worstiest Week Ever {sp. intentional} "Peggy" the Pirate We'll Be your Disloyal Crew {you can tell by a lot of these band names that I watch a lot of SpongeBob SquarePants on the boob tube} Rock Top Don't Clicket or Don't Ticket More Higgentoiletmuscle than you can Shake a Stick At Remembering a Baby Cow Piss You What's that Horrible Odour?!? Jail Bars made of Marshmallow Flushing Rocks down Toilets for Christ Sakes Superman Destroying a Bathtub Beating Up Beanbag Chairs for Pete Sakes Hit It with Motor Oil Breaking Light Bulbs for Heaven Sakes The Dog Pissed on the Rug Again What the Phuck is "OMG"?!? Used Raccoon {vulgar term for feces} on the Sidewalk He's Got Stankfoot Used Squirrel Pee Under the Tree His Shorts are Too Tight - You can See His Inseminator!!! Used Starfish Excretions Under the Rock The Doughnut of Shame Is C3PO a Robot Faggot? Everything's Not Shipshape! The Crusty Plate is Indestructible Hari Kari Kamakazi Auf Wiedersehen Diet of Garbage Food Flamedramon's a Queerbate Drake Parker has a Rash Eating a Doodle Cake Black Metal It's Neutronium, Dammit!!! Not the Remote, the Remote Porche {from "The Mighty B"} Sounds like a Lezzy Stuck in Your Craw Funkyvillage Jitterbug-O-Rama Eternal Garbage of the Dirty Soul ♫Absorbent and Yellow and Soaked with Rat Pee♫ Riding the Little Bus {the "little (school) bus" is usually ridden in by retards} Conducting Wastepaperbasket Inspections ♫Respect the Badge♫ ♫Fear the Gun♫ Out Here it's Eat or Drink Douches Crickets Chirping at Noon Photograph Lactation The Krusty Kabbage Gwen has Chicken Pox Socer Mother's Minivan Yucky Legpit Puddles Drinking Dog Water Superhero Sidekick Leave the Wheel Listener's Club ♫Aww She's a Brick...Shithouse!!!♫ She Stomps at Night Chewing Juicy Fag Gum Touch but Don't Move Polly Want a Used Douche! Alligator Hockey Raptor Baseball Stewie's Got a Boyfriend!!! ♫You Will Always Be My Safe Business!!!♫ iCan't Go Diarrhea Dress for Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Bub ♫Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!♫ That Clogged Toilet Rulz!!! Yeah, Stomp on It! Kick It! ?IT'S LATE AND SOMEONE BUSTED THE COFFEEPOT ERROR IN 556 READY. |
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Finding a Letter or Three The Dog Drinks Fleet brand Disposable Enemas A Matter of Timer SEIU is Pussywhipped! I'd Like to Buy a "G" Selling a Dirty Towel My Dog Has Cicadas Santa Clause Flushing a Toilet Bird Spoon Hexagonal Giraffe Cornflake Festival Chipmunk Serrated Knife Everything that Comes Out of this Flashlight is either Urine or David Hasselhoff Priceful Family Airlume {sp. intentional} Dog Fork Buy Goalbond {sp. intentional} Lose a Turn! Pinching a Loaf in the Toaster I Live in a Mop Dying for Pie No Ifs, Ands, Or Asses...My Family's Got Glasses Imitation "Krab" Meat Going Bad {sp. intentional} Starfleet Nugget Squidward Destroying a Urinal Squilliam Destroying a Bejeweled Toilet Paper Holder Calling the Cops for Christ Sakes Getting a Double Twerpectomy for Wayne Sakes Suds & Surprise Garbage Pale Kids {Potty Scotty gets thrown into the shitbowl along with a generous squirt of dish soap} "The Battle of Panthatar" is Just Fucking Pussywhipped! As Is!!! Carmelising a Chicken McNugget Get the 8 Ball!!! Eating Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars {larvae} for Christ Sakes ♫There Goooes...The Crimson Chin!♫ Putting Ketchup on Rice Crispies Like a Monster Crossing the Hudson River...STOMPING! ♫Piddle You What's that Horrible Feel!♫ Superman Destroying a Sewer Pipe Why Can't You See the River from Riverview Park? Lyrics Websites Destroying a Computer Fergy Wants to Get Shot from the Cannoñata Getting Addicted to Pak Rat for Pete Sakes Fixing Dinner Because it's Broken {spoken in a nearly monotone computer voice} Squeeze Boobs! Fishbulb Why Do the Curtains Smell like Piss? We're Just Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS} Burying Dung Beetles for Christ Sakes Swiffer...Digivolve to...DUSTMON!!! Side-Effects of Meloxicamedia May Include Axillary Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, and Hepatic Hemmorhage Batman Destroying an Antenna Array Flushing Christmas Bulbs Down the Toilet Remote-Controlled Vomitorium Shrek Sweat Kid Dirtee {sp. intentional} This Offer *IS* Available in Stores Mr. Crabs Floating in the Toliet {sp. intentional} Going to a Fishuneral Splenic Lavage Cloning Winona Ryder's Poop ♫Eight More Days to Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!!♫ Eu de Toliet {sp. intentional} ♫Call the Glass Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain♫ {note sp.} Don't Wanna Lie like My Fence Does Kick Start & Turn Me Over We Aren't the Robots! Taking a Shower in Hot Elephant Pee Reflection is Automatic The Buttlords Rat Oblivion The Potty Song Penile Detergent Bleeding Socks Hooray for Mylar! Mounted PoliceHorse Pigs When Good Pet Doors...Go BAD! Disintegrating Keychain Flashlight Who's the Late Turd Burglar? Dropping a Stool in the Pool Ogre Micturition NO, Baby!!! Legpit Underwear Pads Cold Water Slime Sysop Sweat Laser Nebulae Twisted Brother Black Floyd Neutering a Picture Tube Venomous Poison We're All FaggotS!!! Poisonous Venom A Hair on the Cistern {toilet tank} Annoying a Broom Shoe Testicle Throwing a Bass Axe for Pete Sakes Vacuuming Up Bong Ashes Destroying an Accordion for Christ Sakes Is Mermaid Man a Homo? Uranating a Urinator for Heaven Sakes {note sp. of "uranating"} Flying the Gay Little R/C Airplane Dominator++ Egg Harness Tight-Fitting Seattle Remover Melting a Boat Anchor for Christ Sakes The Bus Melted My Socks! Puking Up Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes Who Fell Out of the Tree of Knowledge? Braiding Our Toilets Shampooing a Squirrel Uranating on a Chair {note sp.; "urAnating". not "urInating"} Spilling Bong Ashes in the Couch Spending the Nighter Aloner with My Tromboner Fresh Bad Avacado PCAT {said like "pee cat"} Cactus Impersonator Impmon Flunked One of Those Polygrip Tests on Maury Gallantmon Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury Beelzemon is Not the Baby Daddy Hydrogenated Potheads The Pee Spuds Lenscap Hoars What Do Urinal Mints Taste Like? Squeeze Boobs!!! Miserably Failing One of Those Polygrip Tests Going Tee-Tee in the Toi-Toi We Don't Feel Tardy! Tree Inseminators Superzapper Discharge Kookie Krispy {sp. intentional} Born Again Idiot ?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE URINAL READY. |
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Is Clay Aiken REALLY a Faggot? Trapped...Out of My Element Incendiary Bushes Finish My Drink, Down My Smoke The Rechargeable Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS" like Homer Simpson would pronounce it} Salty Teeth Here Comes the The Biggest Asshole Click!!! Arrested Development Acting Like Nothing's Wrong Beating Up a Frog for Posterity Sakes The Air Toi-Tois (from a Tena® adult diaper commercial) The Procreating Douchenoozles {sp. intentional} Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge Flowers in the Dustbin Some Bogus Pisson Vacuumed Up a Shoe! Turn On the Gosh Darn Map Light! Deodourant Chickadeebone with Mustard Aspirin Toilet Fizzy Urinal My Little Poo-Poo Book Stop Morning Wood!!! Rat Tail Comb Attack! Prefrontal Lavage Testicular Shampoo Savage Vacuum Colonic Rabies Hypodermic Pepsi Fizzy Urinator Defecated Underwear Models Have You Seen this Slug? Get a Cup of Coughea Potty Off, Potty Yellowjacket Sleeping in a Bed of Cockroach Egg Cases Cupajoe Waiter, There's a Soup in My Fly Kofy {pronounced like "coffee"} Postnasal Drip Points {"Drip points" are those small projections on the bottoms of some telephone insulaters} Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Rotten Octopus Urine! Forget or Forget {based upon the now-defunct television program "Forgive or Forget"} Hudson is a Piddle Paper Wasp Not the Douche, the Douche!!! Stomping on Praying Mantid Nymphs for Christ Sakes Captain Uvula Sucks Big Walrus Cock U-Rine Shipping Supply Specialists DumbWAV Converter Perspiration Christ {it's like "Piss Christ" but with a different fluid} A Used Enema in the Wastepaperbasket Stubbing Our Toes for Jesus LinkSis DisconnectPeeCee Corporate Douche ?SOME PATHETIC CRINGING LITTLE MILKSOP (A REAL BUTTKNOCKER) LOADED A BUNCH OF SYNTHETIC RUBBER ENEMABAGS IN THE BOTTOM RACK OF THE DOUCHEWASHER, MELTED THE sh*t OUT OF THEM, AND DESTROYED A $24,587.70 MACHINE ERROR IN 24575 READY. He or She Smells Like a Bus Captain Proton Uses a Phucked-Up Phlashlight {sp. intentional} Netscrape v4.79 R-Place is YouR-Place Too Aural Enema Sewer Pickles of H8Red Why is the Wastepaperbasket All Stinky? Wonder Woman Destroying a Cistern Dogs Pissing on Tyres Lighting Candy Cigerettes Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Oregano Fighting the Fighters Hammering Bashing Pounding & Smashing Pooping in the Shampoo Piddle Parsnip Lipstick Micturition The Constipated Giraffes Missy is Phun to Molest Who Wants to be a Pennyaire? You've Got UsedEneMail!!! Sclera is Brie As Valuable as a Used Can of Crisco Wake Up Micturating Eating Out of the Cistern Performing Spectroscopy of Dark Matter The Keebler Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Rice Crispies Elves! Throwing Our Dog Water Neon Darks The Woman Machine Tiger Woods' Wife Breaking Windows with His Favourite Golf Club The Rice Crispies Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Keebler Elves! Cleaning a Urinator with a Hairbrush Cash In a Can = Money In a Water Closet The Not-So-Mighty Piddletones He'll Be Back for -$16,384.00 Eyelash Stilleto Knife Feel the Tablespoon Lisol: Infect to Unprotect With Culturebifidus Regularis The Ass Gaskets {toilet seat covers} Those Are My Rats, Give Me Back Their Patooties! Accordion Hosebags The Bagpipe Blasters He's Got a Razor Blade in His Shoo Shandy Puts a Wildcard Back in Her Stem I'm Lingo, and This is Chuck! Armpit Sweat Puddles the Size of Turkey Platters Illogic Probe These Aren't the Voyages of the Starship Secondprise He's Jim, Dead! Sysop Lacrimation ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF USED BOUNTY BRAND PAPER TOWELS STUFFING UP THE HEAD ERROR IN 36864 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Pissicus It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener Using Resolve Without a Vacume My Poo Poo Cup My Menstrual Mug My Perspiration Tube My Vomit Vase Frank Incense Poppa Boyl My Cum Dumpster Waytoochatty Cathy ♫He's Got His Plastic Pee Bag♫ ♫She's Got a Robust Purse♫ LASER: L-A-Z-E-R {buzzing noise} Typhoid Marianne Urinous Piddle Violet "Lazer" of "Dume" Ruth (from the now-defunct 611) Looks Like a Lezzy Watching TV Underwater Butt Whyy Per! Babysitting a Pair of Plastic Slippers Ginko is Good for the Bladder Boniva Makes You Go Poo Poo Grab a Couple of Lingo Testes! The Kindegarden Cop Killer Wannabe Idiots {sp. of "kindergarten" intentional} ♫You Run Around like a Paper Towel♫ It's Time to Find Out what Uranator Mints Taste Like 400 Teraquads of Crap A Dog Pushing a Wagon Used Cat Turds on the Comfort Blanket The Princess and The Pee {note sp. of "pea"} Urenal Sysop General Douchebaggery Extreme Asshattery Pothead Scotthead Who's Got Malaria? USB Dog Turds The Nitrogenated Penguins Eight Ball Deluxe...Two Ball Quit Chalking and Start Talking Get the Eight Ball! The Prince and The Uranation {note sp. of "urination"} Getting Crabs from a Toilet Paper Dispenser Feeding Solar-Powered Enemas to the Poor My Spittle Sysop Who Uranated in the Teapot? {note sp.} The Flooded Defecals Ashtray Lavage Urine Trouble! Screwdrivers of Destitution Plad to the Bone Flammable Puppies Urochrome for Lepers May Cause Fecal Injury Uranated VHS {note sp.} Agumon Flunked the Polygrip Test on Maury Test for Battery Poop Parsley, Rosemary, Thyme, and Vinegar Squeaky Wheels Not Getting Oil Apple Falling Far from the Tree Uranated Carrot {note sp.} Captain Howdy's a True Douchebag! MegaFon {sp. intentional} Rat Emesis Giving Triks to a Rabbit Mr. Rogers is Raping My Trailer Nasal Soap Shooting Sleds for Fun and Profit Annoying a Pushbroom Screaming Overhead Projector Making Fun of the Amish R2-D2 Lives in my Belly Button C3PO Lives in my Sinuses Flushing Trout down a Toilet Wastepaperbasket Incandescence Invisible Sirius Batman Destroying a Cistern Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray! Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Cleaning Their Water Closet Tape Dispenser Enuresis Squeezing Boob Pus Dyeing Fragglz {note sp.} Snipping Off Our Urinals to Spite Our Ears Partial Pillow MNO Stopwagon Penile Pustules Rusty Syringe Micturating LED Desk Lamp Cirrhosis of the Bladder Alopecia Of Scrotal Hair Water Closet Lavage Sitting on a Time Bomb This Ear Hair Remover is Brie Waiting By the Sink Seeing the Trees for the Woods ♫Friskers...Feed the Bunghole!!!♫ Gastric Uranation {note sp.} PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! {capitalisation intentional} When the Bullet Hits the Phone Inseminator I Optically Image Hummingbirds Are Brie Warfarin is Rat Poison! Deal or Deal? Snipping Off Our Testicles to Spite Our Pancreases ♫Put a Little Love in Your Urethra!♫ Invisible Stormtroopers The Intelligenttoiletmuscles Lamp Floating in a Wall Uranator Having Dain Bramage Satan is a Soft Fabric Satin is the Devil Frown for the Camera Wishing Well Lavage That Toothpick Pissed in My Sock Drawer The Knarks are Squeaky ?WAAAAAYYYYYYY TOO MUCH DATA ERROR IN 768 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Sgt. Stadanko & the Potheads Taking a Shower in Hot Blue Whale Pee Sleeping Like a Sloan Uranator Spud Valve The Ugly Giant Bags of Mostly Water We Live in Mops This Toliet Uranus {sp. intentional} Sheliak Corporate Douche Give Those Buttmonkeys some Change Give that Turd Burglar an Enema The "Poo-Poo On the Toilet Seat" Band Disco Vacuums Not the Vagina, the Vagina!!! Stomp on the Candiosity Meter! Yeah Yeah Yeah STOMP ON IT!!! Urine & Acetic Acid Fecal Alcohol Syndrome Corn Poop Peecup Viva Uriñator Loud Face Crust Amateur Health 2D Douche Flush the Johñ! Contro Flexible Janyu's Arc {a spoof of the title of the Digimon episode "Janyu's ArK"} Why Do Piss Ants Smell Like Uranation? Busted Eyeglasses Ding Dong the Mailbox is Dead! Activia: The Poo-Poo Yogurt Pressure! Dañger!!! Remote-Controlled Learnatorium Chantix Causes Solid Pee-Pee Stepping in Wolf Shit Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray! Urine Banana Micturition Apple Out of Coñtrol Why Do the Curtains Smell Like Giraffe Pee? KwH Meter Revulsion The Homophobic Holograms Smell-O-Cards Squirtgun Traffic Cameras Holy Shit Batman!!! ♫Why Do the Elderly Growl At the Dead Wingless Legless Lice in My Laundry Rice in My Dead Tacos♫ ♫Put a Little Love in Your Urinary Bladder!♫ Water Church Co-pilots Wrong Soong. Wrong Soong! Bad Wee-Wee!!! Go Down the Uranator!!! Never Use Blue Without Black Rat Pellet Gun Crust Amateur Health Incomplete Douche Piddle Satan Shit, that Pile of Shit Stinks!!! Are We Watering Snausages Today? Clang Clang Clang Goes the Urinal Somebody Hosed Down My Cupcake Wonder Woman Demolishing a Uranator Inverted Chickens Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock! Urea Heap Flamingo Mayonnaise Mermaid Man Demolishing a Cistern Drowning in Cat Piddle Fish Fork Barnacle Boy Destroying a Shower Stall Teñ Secoñds to Trañsmission Beelzemon's Little Day (obscure Digimon reference here) Flashlight Battery Hoars King Neptune Demolishing a Refrigerator Hubcap Destructor The Invisible Woman Demolishing a Uranator Smells like Used Dooshes {sp. intentional} Shooting a Princess Telephone to Bits for Christ Sakes Charma Kameleon Sitting Naked by the Phone Hooray for Acrylic!!! Verses & Delusion Squidward Demolishing a Wooden Chair Boy George Without Makeup H8red Is an Addiction Shampooing a Fireplace Uranating the Dog {note sp.} Jackie's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder Shampee Shampiss Shampidde Shampotty SpongeBob Destroying a Pineapple Moderate Asshaberdashery Cupatimmy Yessss!!! The National Anthrax {spoken like Butt-Head} Activia "Poo-Poo Yogurt" I See, You can Feel It With Your Pee Have a Drink On You! Tree Uranation {sp. intentional} Flat Tyre Beer Toilet Dentition Stealing a Bone from the Dog Gastric Micturition Mouldy Slippers Axillary Lavage Patellar Collapse Let Me Put My Hate into You Babe Such Douche-Tastic Friends Spachela! All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!! Carburetor Lavage Phear the Dirty Uranator! Black Gears of H8Red Blindly Touching Her Boobs Uricide Does the Easter Rabbit Carry its Own Cross? Windoe Terd Burglers {sp. intentional} Spanking the Blue Whale Peeing Uranated Glass Marble Capt. Morgan Bateson is a Queerbate ¡Husoos Cristo En Una Muleta! Dr. Pecker and the Seven Downs Coffee and Cremation Viva Uriñal Toilet Tank Drunkard Coaxial Schmoaxial Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Doctor Pecker! Mounds of Poo and Almond Wastoids Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Finely-Minced Oregano Juvenile Radiation Clinic Some Buttsnoipe Ironed My Socks 4:20 Giving Him Cooties Drinking Massengill Brand Post-Pitcher Cool Aide A Baseball in a Wood Chipper Captain Howdy's Such a Bungsnoipe! Cum Guzzling Gutterslut Splenic Uranation {note sp.} That Gatoraide Tea Bottle is So So Queer, You Can Hear It While You Steer! A Christmas Story About Cleaning Up Poo Micturition of the Solar Plexus {girl's voice} Linguo...Boned? {male robot voice} Linguo...IS...Boned!!! Butt Sandwich Implosion Is it YouTube or YourTube? Food Crook Asshole Thermometer Cello Uranator {pleze noat spelig} ¡¡¡TOMAR UN CUADRO PARA LOS MOTIVOS DE CRISTO!!! Rock Inseminator Sumophilia The Gay Little Heli Flying to Anthrax Zax Preparation TC Stops Tile Comets Preparation B for the Bunghole ?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE URILET READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Blow Money? Hip Hip Cheerio!!! The Milk has Gone Off Iron Legionnaire Telling the World to Fuck Off! Juggernaut Post-Menstrual Princess Reds Phone Sys: The Douched Moose {This is really what I named my BBS when I started it on 07-21-89!!!} Hypnos III Cupamichael Sucking Up Dead Socks Westwood Perspiration Screaming Down the Hobo Shack Uranium Uranator Pissing the Bed for Science Lazing 'Round the TV Tulip Lactation Shooting some Stick Volume Vacuum Bungholio in One or Two Elektroshock Kardiogramm Don't be a Bungsnoipe now That's the Key! Sk8 or Be Termin8ed Killing The Last Ninja Jiminy Cricket is Such a Douchenoozle Micturating in a Uranator {pleeze noat speling} You Can't Spell "Murine" without "URINE"! Burning the Birthday Candle at Both Ends Laser Galvos of Doom Smashing Mosquito Wrigglers (larvae) for Christ Sakes Switch 1,053,000 Looping is for Faggots Robotron: 2084 is for Lezzies Superman Demolishing a Rain Barrel The Green Lantern Destroying a Toilet Seat Batman Ruining a Pot of Mashed Potatoes Wonder Woman Wrecking a Pair of Socks Homo On the Range {Faggot On the Stove} Pubic Enema #2 ¼ Teasoon Short of 256 Bytes ?DIVISION BY ZERO ERROR IN THE TOLIET BOWL Total and Complete Asshaberdashery Santa Clause Demolishing a Fireplace Rudolph Destroying a Red Light Bulb Febreze Vacuum Rottener Batman Demolishing a Uranator Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes The Sysop of the Now-Defunct Toylet Bowl BBS is a Faggot! Wonder Woman Destroying a Dustbin Superman Demolishing a Dust Lorry Yo, wassup homes? Trading in a Dildo for a Buttplug The Seminiferious Tubloidial Buttsnoipes Little Wheels (Not Turning) Santa Clause Piddling Down a Chimney My Pee-Pee Bottle of Pee-Pee The Invisible Woman Shooting a Urinal Santa's Little Harmer VHS Video Hypnotic Blindly Touching Her Boobs Class IV: The Toylet Carrot Rope Deadman's Switch Disengage This Popcycle Freezes Real`Unreal Ripping a Band-Aid Off No Vagina, there isn't a Santa Clause Boneless Accordions Icycle Insomnia We Are Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile. Bring the Dissonance Borg Academie Kitty on Death's Patio Wherever There's a Punchbowl, Somebody will Uranate into It {sp. intentional} Football Isn't for Sissies! Killswitch Rejoice Halleluja Water Closet Alka-Seltzer Uranation {sp. intentional} Some Buttknocker Ironed my Shoes! The Homo Telephones Uranated Carbonation {sp. intentional} My DJ's Norm I Call Him Rich Fireflies in Discord You're a Douche You're a Douche! ¡Dejando la bañera O.N.U-Limpiada con un chorro de agua para los motivos de Cristo! Leaving the Light Bulb Unscrewed for Christ Sakes The Unsanitary Napkins The Pee Bottle Bomber ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF USED BOUNTY BRAND PAPER TOWELS STUFFING UP THE HEAD ERROR IN 36864 READY. |
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"Phlushing" "Shooz" "Doen" "Toliets" {sp. intentional} The Sweaty Ramekins Uranate like a Competitive Equine {sp. intentional} Perspiring like a Policeman Sweaty Furkins Praying to the Porcelain God Is Bender Really a Queer? Koji Minamoto, It is Time Mouldy Loaves and Fishes I Just Want to Touch Her Thingies! The Homophobiacs The Dickheads The Homo Phones NeoSporan Pain Teh Penus Vaccuumes {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt} Bowler's Pee The Phoney-Bologna Plastic Spiders Afterbirth on Toast (That's Pizza) Hillbilly Snatch Punk Piss Boob Pus Rhino Clit The Butt Dumplings Golfer's Lacrimation You Seafood Inappropriately The Hidden Enemy Tree Sweat Tour de Dillhole MyDeath.com Captain Ovary Takes Birth Control Vaginabooklet.com Eye Kant Vaccume {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt} Blindly Touching Her Ears Carbohydrate Proteene Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Subcommander Antilepton will Pee In Your Socks! Penilemagazine.edu Ahh Bee See Dee Vitammine Grinding Shooz Up in the Food Waste Disposer {sp. intentional} Urine Luck THE F46607$ Telephone Sweat Phosphor Bedspread Venemous Sunglasses The Hearing-Ear Cats Scotch Tape for Lepers Cathy Withekay {Kathy with a 'K'} Pillowcase Enuresis Gee Your Hair Smells like Camel Urine! Lezzy Lacrimation {"lesbian tears"} Meowing Because We're Hungry The Fudge Bunny {slang term for a cat fece} The Sissified Cum Drinkers Pyss & Mone {sp. intentional} Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Early-April Barbecued Telephones You Can't Spell "Figurine" without "Urine" Santa Claws Poisoned by Lederhosen in Black I Feel Like I'm Really Detecting Rat Urine Barbecuing Pay Telephones for Christ Sakes Giving Barney the Purple Toilet Dinosaur some Nice Barney Acid Teepz Coffee Penus Shooting Western Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Satan Sakes The Weenbags Spilt Milk A.I.D.S...That's What You Get when You Put a Penus Up Your Ass!!! Poopinary Incontinence ¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UN SILLÓN DE RUEDAS!!! Having Surgery on Your Tallywhacker Pissinary Incontinence Stomping on Mourningcloak Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes Cancer of the Asshole Shooting Seagulls Out of the Sky With Bottle Rockets Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Wolf Piss Tegretol Cirrus Getting Toasted on Guilmon's Grill Hotmail is for Fagots {sp. intentional} Whistling Pete Enema Evel has No Disguise {sp. intentional} There's a Hole in the Bucket Clap Your Feet (thud!, thud!) You Just Wanna Say, "Aww Fv¢k It" I'll Take "Fag Bashers" for $200 Please Alex! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Stale Giraffe Urine! Stop and Smell the Flours {sp. intentional} Butt...Hole...Butt...Hole...O Yayayaya!!! As...Much...{And Butthole...Butt...Hole!} Gluttons for Punishment Everytime You Spank the Monkey, Satan Kills a Sperm Whale! Pop Rocks Singer Flush the Fucking Toilet, Douchebag! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like a Fudge Bunny Subcommander Teste Sucks Big Walrus Nads Gumball Machine Micturition Tempest® in a Water Closet Admiral Byrd Eats Eggs Stomping on Sphinx Moth Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes Nai Can't Uranate! {note sp.} Every Time You Flush a Toilet, God Kills a Fece Piddle You, This Cheezeburger Really Reeks!!! Gonorrhea of the Knockers Dead Tacos Bell-Grande Top Ticking the Titty Tat! The Douchenemabags Who Smote Thee Down? Captain Proton to the Rescue! Koji Minamoto, Go to the Forest Terminal! Snail Micturition Urinous Hose Bib Who Peed on My Toothbrush? Ding Dong the Uranator's Dead! {sp. intentional} Metropolice {pronounced like, "metropolis"} You Must Go to the Beach Terminal Stop Fucking My Lettuce or Captain Positron will Inseminate Your Bathtub Foul Neocortex Discharge Once Bitten, Twice Smitten All Wight! Rho Sritched Mg Kegtops Awound? Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Lance Corporal Antiproton will Pee in Your Soup I Shalt Not Smite this Gazelle Massenguillotine Panty Leakers Stinky Sneakers That Clock is Faslow! Slipper Micturition Fore!(play) Toothbrush Sweat Faggedaboutit Boot Micturition Stop Fucking the Uranator or Captain Antilepton will Pee on Your Doorknob Wanna Get Bad? Baby, When the Toilet Seat's Up! Out through the In Door Calculator Lacrimation Dropping a Fudge Bunny Behind a Tree Faget Erotic Pumpkin Vomitus Tinkle Opposite of "On", Tinkle Caddisfly Larvae Violinist On the Wall Cockroach On a Cold Talgonite Ceiling Edward Diagonalcutterhands Wingpit Deodouriser for Hummingbirds Zombie Giraffe Larvae Front Porch Stenosis Self-Deflating Towels Butt Sandwich Heiney ?OUT OF DATA ERROR IN 4096 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Setting Fire to Mosquito Wrigglers {larvae} for Christ Sakes A Glass Full of Worm Sperm Radio that Plugs Into Your Nutsack Inverted Cheerios Perfume for Your Rats Semisolid Crayons Lawn Mower Emesis Sex! Drugs!! Satan!!! Disposable Biscuits Sentient Screaming Valance Drinking Directly from the Milk Jug Carbonated Pane ♫Santa Ana is Coming to Town!♫ Wet Humanitarian Scalding Dog Smoke Sacrificing Your Ghetto Blaster to Satan Foul Pinball Machine Odour Neutering a Light Bulb While It's Burning The Studly Hoars {sp. intentional} Snowmobile Micturition Bean-Eating Elderly Mortified Coffee Table Enuresis of the Cathode Ray Tube Secretary of the Bladder Reporters that Hate Snow Malfunctioning Blenders Featured on YouTube Stop Fucking my Outlet or Captain Positron will Puke in Your Underwear Drawer My Vacuum Tubes are Demanding to be Spayed! Night Light Death Ray My Pissinary Bladder's Been Shot! Eureka! I've Found the Vacuum Bags!!! Barney the Dinosaur's a Pedo Who Turned those Light Bulbs into Dark Bulbs? Megabyterapers Buckets of Calico Halibut Inverted Polaric Ion Therapists Sweating Volcano Urinous Showerhead ♫Kimm Cardassian Puttles in His Pittles Excreting Richard Nixon Sacrificing Ducks to King Neptune Devouring Our Axillae Igniting Damselfly Nymphs (larvae) for Christ sakes ♫We Excrete Our Armpits & Eat George's Bushes♫ Deodourant Popcycle Bone with Aspirin Rotting Wheelchair Purple is Extremely Noisy Liquid Helicopter Exploding Lice in my Laundry Scalding Dog Doodie The Kitty is Licking Her Kitty Hairless Wild Boars Scooby Dooby Doo-Doo! Two Hundred Cups of Coffee Urinous Fucking Rose Bush Licking Moose Antlers Robot Turds Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane Java Sweat TV's Kyle Sucks Big Walrus Cock Piss You! That Pussy {not 'cat'} Stinks!!! Carbonated Pet Rats Volcanic Hirsutism Exploding Liquid Paper Automated Light Bulb Destructor Frozen Walker on a Stick Fucking Antimatter Fucking Blows Time Flies like an Arrow...Fag Flies Like Bananas Unclogging a Toilet with an Alligator Cats Landing on Saturn The Cow Jumped Over the Sun Bloodcurdling Preying Mantids Sadder than a Witch in a Vacuum Cleaner Factory Sweeping Up Cockroaches for God Sakes Encrustulated Milk Jug Polymer Typewriter Shoes that Sweat Don't Tell Mom The Tampon's Dead Riboflavin-Flavoured Yogurt Satanic HVAC Tech Tampon Bathysphere Sentient Young Vomiting Valence Flattened 'Pepsy' Can Liquid Plumbr Enema Milk Has No Penus Playtex Bathyscape Liquid Mullet Battlestar Tampax Selsun Sultan Showing a Dildo to a Faggot Hudson Horstachio is a Piss Ant Wiping a Booger on Barbara Striesand Burglars & Scones Chair Urin8r Catheters Copulate Noisily There's No 'I' in 'God' Cleanax Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Kittens I Can Shit a Crescent Roll Drāno Enema Peckerweasel Diaper Repairman Chainsaw Enema Uranated Tampon {note sp.} Bank Tylenol Fizzy Toilet Goodbye Porpoise Hazardous Redwood Urinal Explosion Spazzy Sink Tampax Astronaut Blackened Fish Tail Yak Vomitus Loud Chair {toilet} Fishtank on the Floor {toilet} Terra Cotto Salami Hardware Make the Dance Foam Urine Douchebucket Mr.SnausageSniffer SpongeBoob HypodermicPants Stealing a Bag of Cheat-O's {note sp. & intentional misuse of the apostrophe} Terror Destructor Shitting Out Krabby Patties for Christ sakes! Piss Flute Aural Assault Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh on the Porch {note sp.} PHUQ & YR K47 TU! Studly Collars of H8Red The Nippular Area That's MISTER FAGGOT to You & Don't you Forget That! Douche Bikini Playtux® Dying® Mittens {a spoof on Playtex® Living® Gloves} The Boobal Area Eu de Poontang We're So Coral! The Diaper Bandits Smells Like Nookie Monkey On Your Penus {sp. intentional} Tastes Like Piss Ants The Dead Socks Peanuts in My Underwear Drawer Big Ears Like a Ferengi This Book Light Tastes Like Emesis Puppy Mills that Breed Cicadas The Busted Sissy Sticks Grasshopper on a Frozen Nitrium Roof SHY-Oh-Lay Toa-LYE-It Where's the Maggots? Nocturnal Defecation I Guess Tummz is Temporary The Seven Year Bitch Diabeetus {as Willard Brimly would pronounce it} Duke is Not a Rat Perianal Nappy Itch The TV Tube is Pregnant Conducting Insulators Uranated Goldfish {note sp.} We Aren't Peckerheads! Triolic Waves of Love International Corduroy Uranating on the Machine {note sp.} Masturbating Tampon Parade Bookmarking Our Bungholes Salty Peckerwood Fire Comes from Firemen I Am Asshole, Hear Me Roar! URANAL!!! URANAL!!! {sp. intentional} Narcoleptic Cereal Bowl ?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE HEAD READY. |
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Soggy Slippers Mirror,,rorriM Stormtrooper Cum Laude {pronounced "kumm lodd"} Invasion of the Body Crabs Mouldy Teeth Piss Bottle Bomber Vacuum Bag Infection Vomitorium The Band-AIDS Napalm Christmas Tree Sweaty Showerhead Phist Phuck Phun Sunny Botulism Syringe Licker Toilet Tank Defecator Hooked on Cryonics Foooo-Luuuush! The Rat's Asses PHUQ2 Faggot Moose {The sysop of a BBS I logged onto in the early-1990s added this to the "Sysop Comments" field of my account} Piano Turd Burglars Piss Christ Sewer Pickle Wet Dog Smell Assimilated Nanites Blaze of Gory Kervorkian's Satanic Death Robots Cock-a-doodle DOO DOO Phat Urinator Ronco Rotisserie Victims Seat Up Or Down? The Amazing Plastic Toilet Band Accordion Destructors Slashing Bus Seats Rage Against the Answering Machine Polly's Got Anthrax Sanitised for Your Protection Toxic Wheelchair Elvis' Favourite Enema Thorny Jesus Houseplant Nicofool Talking Bomb Scrotum Driver Rusty Walker Sunflower Sperm 3D Toilet Tank Massengator Broomstick Douchewads Porta-Potty Phoot Phetish Flushlight Twilight Nerds Stomp Your Hands and Clap Your Feet Moonshine Dildo Shitbowl Spazbag Magical Poo Shower Radiance of the Commode Spermbag Roundpants Dark Bulbs Ding Dong, The Toilet's Dead! Faggot Sweat Overkilljoy Gamma Puking Force Mouldy Phishes Fear The Toilet The Dirty Diaper Stompers Ratgut Sodium Sniffer Guitar Mutilator Healthy Hosebags Fabulous Fartbags Toliet! TOLIET!!! {sp. intentional} Huffing Liquid Neon Vacuum Bag Urinator Bong Warriors Mouse Poop Gun Black Hole in One or Two 3-In-1 Bullshit Detector Musical Rat Fur Counterfucker Massenguillotine Urinal Straw Depending On Depends Walk Of Shame Shit in the Shower and Stomp it Down the Drain Dog Water Iced Doormat The Bagless Condoms Vacuum Fat Hate Mail Enema Flushing After Midnight Stepping on Insulators Dead Pepsi Wench The Sink is Your Toilet The Mighty Pisstones Saliva Spool Nieu Dunce Bust a Cap in Your Nightlight Poontang Heroes Brooz Crooz The Decaffeinated Stoplights Gangsta Masta Batas Cumseat Ejectors Testicular Atrophy The Lost Souls of NASCAR Shotgun Enema Underarm Micturition Taillight Pacifists Hoof & Mouth Kitty Litter ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF USED TIDY CAT KITTY LITTER STUFFING UP THE HEAD ERROR IN 36864 READY. |
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Pussywhipped Aspirin The Unflushed Urinators Tampax in Tampa The USB Urinal Mints The Vacuum Pricks Sleeping in Cat Urine Packaged Rebellion Sunflower Feces Urine Potato Electric Harley House of Hate The Busted Urinators Toilets Kicked Off the Wall Sunflower Urine Bathtub Vitamin Brocolli Aspirin Green Jello Bites Testes Smashed with a Ball Peen Hammer He's Got...Pooooo-Pooooo The Bear Went Over the Mountain Mountain Doo-Doo Stomp 2,458,770 Tripping on Extacy The Pee Bottle Bombers RepHresh This! The Busted Light Bulbs Tampons + 18-Wheelers I've Got Poo-Poo On My Shoe Hairdryers In Toilets That's My Rat, Give Me Back its Ass! Terrifying Tinky Winky The Overflowing Airsickness Bags Telephone Spam Smells like Burning Poo Chrysanthemum Perspiration Cardiac Perspiration Armpit Rainbows Risk of Fecal Injury Liver Perspiration There Ought to be a Law Bloody Dentures Urine Broccoli Daisy Cum What's that Smell? Cellular Micturition Cephalic Odour Hillbilly Snatch The Rat Pellets Punk Piss Boob Pus Solar Powered Flashlight Sticky Lamp Rose Thorn Insemination Urine Jesus Afterbirth on Toast Instant Microwave Poo The Mouldy Flashlights Rhino Clit Electrodynamic Nerds Garbage Mouth Toilet Tongue Sewer Mouth Sewer Chute Urinator Cum Laude (pronounced "kumm lodd") Slutty Neon Sign Password to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws That's the Answer "Y" is Not Really a Bowel - EVER!!! Cinnamon Toast Feces Plad to the Bone Speedlightpee Electrourinalysis Crunchy Rat Poo Gee, Your Hair Smells Shitty!!! Sperm Urination Cannibal Wedding Canadian Fries Making Whoopie with My Whoopie Cushion Chewing Gum Under the Urinator The Ultimate Defecator 31,054,500 Points of Hate Ejection Toilet Seat My Job: The Dish Doucher Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Urine Polka-Dot Bikinis Helicopter with Wings Ding Dong, the Sink is Dead The .38 Lights Gee, Your Hair Pisses Me Off! I'm Eighteen (And I Hate It!) Submarine Screen Doors Ding Dong, the Urinator's Flooded Mini-Wheat Cinnamon Prick The Boob Toobs AC/BC/CC/DC Here a Fece, There a Fece, Everywhere a Fee-See!!! ?ILLEGAL BICUSPID ERROR IN 64738 Hey hey hey!!! Fat Albert is Kicking Your Ass!!! Marshmallow Baseball Bats The Exposed Plutonium Cores of Broken Bowling Balls Dirty Washingmachines Eating Cereal out of the Toylet Bowl Suicide-Resistant Urinator/Drinking Fountain The Phoenix is Not Warp-Capable Zefram Cochrane is a Fraud Chrysanthemum Micturition The Brown Team Tongue Cheese Phillips Screwdriver Enema Hammer Nads The ISA Urinator Deodouriser Cakes Lingo-O-NO!!! CW (Charles Woolery) What Can Feces Do for You? Highway Flare Perspiration The Magic Toaster Airplane Pee Massengill brand Post-Mailbox Disposable Douches Sidewalk Poo Hamster Puke Pretty in Pre-Menstrual Princess Pink Phideaux's Kidney Odour Begin Round 2,458,770 We Took the Little Test Molly is Phun to Buttphuck! {sp. intentional} Snap! Crackle!! Pop!!! Free Testicular Meter ?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE URINAL READY. |
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♫ Brush...brush your teeth...31,054,500 times a day...every day!!!♫ ♫Floss...floss your teeth...15,527,250 times a day...every day!!!♫ ♫Brush Your Teeth 31,054,500 times a day, That's the Way to Fight Decay!♫ ♫Floss Your teeth 15,527,250 times a day, Helps Remove that Plack Away!♫ Women Want MORE Than All Frozen Urine Popcycle Shitting from the Brain Co-Co-Co-Co-Pilots Reach In & Get Yourself a Testicle Tater Tot Diapers Constipated Labia King Kong Krunch Wall Cabinet Bungalow Cheerio-NO!!! Breakfast Under the Wharf Tunneling Neutrino Beam Ding Dong What's Wrong with the Toilet? O NOOOOO!!! NOT NADS!!! Headlamp Hangover A Beautiful Whammy Unflushed Desk Lamp Cotton Pencil Laser Urine Beating Off in Baghdad Out To Lunchtime Wrecking Ball Masturbator Hunt It Down & Kill It Helium Neon Laser Potluck I Love Commercials...NOT!!! The Jenny Craig Christmas Catalogue I'll Have a Screwdriver...No, a Phillips Screwdriver Semicolon in Your Colon Snake Sweat 3-in-1 Polygrip Test Have You Called Jenny Yet? Sally Jesse Raphael's Boot Camp Punks ♫It's The Most Wonderful Time...Of The Turtles!♫ Chickenshit Feces Teenaged Tunneling Ninja Mutants Digimon: Digital Monstrosities You've Got Enemail!!! Drinking Massengill Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douches Lips Sewn to Assholes You Can Edit Your Dog Water Mouldy Sewer Pickle Phear the Toilet The Grim Reaper Sucks Ass Sewer Truck Shenannigans Bullet Flashlight We Eat Frozen Fleet Brand Disposable Enemas The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Tubloidial Buttsnoipes Unholy Water The Phlushed Phlashlights Micturition Apple Wastoids Pizza Back Diet Wrong Unpure Zero Rhymes with Orange Wallet Clog Snake Chainsaw Douche Cat on a Cold Uranium Roof Fistful of Metal Enema ♫Kirby, Kirby, Kirby He's Not the Star of the Show!♫ The Atomic Testing Ground Punks Got Battery Acid? "Vaccuummnne" Balls {sp. intentional} Paper Dog Cotton Horse Rubik's Sphere Global Cooling Nasonex...Day or Day! My Cat Neelix Preying Mantis Insert Slug to Play 1 Slug 1 Credit Game Not Over White Dhalias Moose-Lite Bulbs Whale Sperm Just Hose Me Down!!! Cat666 Satanic Network Cable Dick Cup ROG (Ride On Goons) SpectraSweet Flight Mistress Non-Atomic Battery Accordion Pythons King FFF We Are The Dumbasses...You Will Be Asslaminated...Resistors Are Fertile!!! Fleming Valve Destructors Wall Bins that Look Like Blue Urinators Acid Cat Mouse Mat Mayhem Flowers in the Dustbin Horse on the Bed Carpet Dog Redhouse Minimum Dave Dyslectics Untie Boner X-Ray Fetal Matter No Money Back Guarantee Polly Wants Anthrax The Dead Toilets The Live Milkmen Maddest Max at Thunderflush Broken Wheelchair ♫There Was a Cat who Had a Name and Puffy Was His Name-O♫ Retaliation of the Fembots The Winking Smilies Family Non-Matters Johnson Aircraft The Pee Spuds Folding Locksyrup Waffle He Thinks TV is a Disease The Smith Family Enemas I've Got Pee Pee On My Shoe Purple H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Cartoon People LED Message Cock LED = Light Emitting Dude Transporters MicroScream Star Flyer Transom Splatter Milkdud Sweat The Swiffer Swappers ♫Who Was Evil, Who Was Five?♫ Shovel Your Conscience Into the Grave The Hershey Squirts Trucktoad Deadbeat Desk Lamp Salivation The Sloan Urinator Spuds SpectraSour Cameras With Busted Lenses ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF USED VIVA BRAND PAPER TOWELS STUFFING UP THE LAVATORY ERROR IN 36864 READY. |
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Asparagus Micturition Joey, Joey Get Me Some Massengill The Rubber Band Paper Toilets Red Ryder in Siam Bad Band Names (Made-Up) Plutonium Pencil Lead Left-Footed Scissors Knives in the Garden Terrifying Telephone Tubas Paper Cut Amputation Altoids - The Diarrhea Giving Mints Green Eggs & Spam Dog Water Balloons The Busted Condoms Did Did Did Did You Hear the Falling Bombs? Ketchup Sprinklers Satan's Horseradish What's Wrong With My Poo? The Milky Urinators Why Is My Pee Green? Busted Pills in a Bottle Not Unsanitised for Your Unprotection The ISA Turd Burglars PISS ON, PISS GRASSHOPPER!!! Toilet Eggs {Vulgar Term for Vagina} (yes, that phrase and not "pussy") The Vitamin B4 Caplets are Tainted The Groggy Milkwomen Apple Sweat The "Hoo Phlung Pu" Band Tape Measure Defecation Toyletta Airplane Pee Slashing Truck Seats Dr. Pecker Digital Cameras with Faulty Photoflashes The MRI Jerkoffs Lighting & Death Appliance The Euro-Pro Bagged Cylindrical Tuna Who Left the Toilet Unflushed? Blue Clues!!! Vinegar & Water Dressing The Blown Rubbers Leaving the Iron On 2-Litre Bottle of Pop Rocks A Summer's Eve in Massengill Chainsaw Micturtion Ensign Wildman's Baby is Sick Holographic Doctor Doolittle Paper Screen TVs That Class M Planet is a Booby Trap!!! The MassenGators Sea Lion "Lite" Bulb Please Smoke in the Elevators Large Intestine Perspiration Kidney Flatulence Flat Tyre Orgasm The Clay Oragami Stools Thyme Hookah Pipe Don't Flush, the Garden Hose is Flooded!!! Christmas Dark Bulb Strands Temporal Tape Uranate in the Coffeepot The Cat Shat in My Shoes! KumKast Kable Remote Controlled Turds Fire Hydrant Uranation The Dog with the Flog Butchered Baby's Intestines Purina Rat Chow...Chow Chow Chow!!! Water Huffer Urine Tylenol Vaccuummnne Bathtub Vitamins Rubik's Puke Mailbox Enema The Doosh Crew Bagless Vacuum Bags The Poop Chute Vandals Would You Like Bungwipe with That? Paper Sink Snuggles Toilet Bear Kowabunga Dudette!!! Frownies, Not Smilies Toilet Turd Trap Telstar Telegraph Set Puke Green Traffic Cones F(l)at Tyre Urine Vited Shattered Mirror Honey, Grab Me the Plunger!!! O o, the Toilet's Flooded!!! Washingmachinemouth Boob Toob Clitoris Mirapex Makes You Gamble 21st Century Uninsurance Who Wants a Bloodbath? Vaginal Enema Sluts The Baby Asked You for a Diaper, Mr. Pee-Pee Poo-Poo Pants! Chain Link Fence Micturition Skull & X-Bones Roger Dodger Toilet Sweat Catalouge of Amenities in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Cell Phone Spam Nightlight Antiperspirant That Stupid Cheerios Bee is Clogging the Toilet Again Thiss Sentense iz Pruufred! Helicopter Urine Think They're Sweating? Bubble Twine Spermjohn Ovalpants The Lockblade Frogs There's a Urinator Mint in My Throat Gerber Folding Baby Food Gangster Nightlight Light Bulb Nerds Pokemon Pokedad Semen Whale Rozarem is Speed!!! Pop Rocks Feces Musical Electric Chairs Liquid Helium Wheelchair LOX and Cream Sperm Rubik's Cube Fart Stinky Cat Box Odour Get In the Pool of Jello Carpet to Carpet Walling 1:37 to Midnight The Dog Kilogram Rat Kennel Kervorkian's Satanic Destructors Maternity Test Results Toad Stool Pigeon We've Pitted Out! The Overheated Spatulas O o, the Urinator's Unflushed! The Flaming Pepsi Blockheads I, FAGGOT!!! Polygrip Test Results Bally's Leather Hoar Men Without Fugly Hats Men Without Jobs Cesspool Idiot Pteradactyl Light Bulbs Jerry Springer's Loose on Campus!!! The Tight Cannons Unloaded Gun...*BANG BANG!!!* Shimmering Urine Incandescent Feces Magnificent Armpit Sweat Ding Dong Doily Khatty Kathy Drink Piss & Sperm @ The Cum Bar Cesswimming Pool Kee Ki Ko Kum!!! TAP FOOT FOR BJ Bloody Q-Tips Floating in the Toilet It's the Rotten Apple from Apple Jacks!!! Give Me Your Blood and Urine Please Texas Hold Up Geico Gecko Dead in the Toilet Gimme Your Sebum Please Dropping a Toadstool Ding Dong the Doorbell's Busted! Scrubbing Bubble Death Crash Course in Brane Surgery Independence Day of Rest Forgive Me Father For I Have Committed Flatulence Crying Tears of Coffee Pop That Zit on My Bunghole Cum Guzzling Guttersluts Updates are Not Ready for Your Computer The Fry Brain Train The Muck Truck ?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE URILET READY. |
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