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Here, cat shit!!!
Here, kitty kitty kitty litter!!!
Oragami Scissors
Where's the Toliet?
The Sink is my Urinator
Have Your Pet "Sprayed" or "Nootered"
Toliet Clog Ecstasy
Stop or I'll Yank the Silver Handle on the Front of the Cistern Down!!!
Rat Hair
The Dog's Meow!
Uranated Blender
Message Clock Dicklicks
Urea. It's What's for Dinner.
Door Sweat
Too Short a Season
O o the Dryer's Flooded!
Dio and Spice
Ensign Kim's a Faggot
Urine Pineapple
Blacklighting Appliance of Doom
Controlling the Elements of Nature
Iridium 0047
Atomic Alarm Clock
Monsoon Too Soon
Dishwasher Crapola
Can a Man Really Die Taking a Dump?
InDirectTV
Mouse Pee Squirtgun
Vaginal Defecation
Penile Perspiration
Blender Infection
RepHResh This, Asswipe!!!
Table Lamp Micturition
Tampax Sweat
Smudge Pot Cops
Gold Lamé Underwear
Star Trek: Voyeur
Looking Through Dirty Windows
Shooting Blank Master Locks
Laptop Computer Extrusion
Dishwasher Candiosity
Why do they Orbit like That?
Fucktards in Red
Phee Phi Pho Phlush!!!
Plutonium Baby Carrots
The MRI xxxxs
Concentrated Salvia Saliva
The Module Seska Stole
kMinimum Effort Maximum Candiosity!k
Playtex Bras are Yummy!
Open for Beeswax
Double Boobectomy
WHDFXUP with Flushing the Commode?
I Can't Stop Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sputtering
Urinator Mint in My Milkshake
Penile Defecation
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Anal Urination
The Koil Spanner Faggets
Zorro, the Gay Blade
Spitfire, the Lesbian Kitten
Zorrfire, the Bisexual Puppy
"SIGNS" LED Signs
Singing Fairy Wand
Magazines in the Clothes Basket
The Generator is Offline
Marisol Still Hasn't Found the Baby Daddy!
Envelope Uranation {note sp.}
Flushed Baby Alligators
Defective Clocks
See Spot Kick the Bucket!!!
Salamander the Moist Derailleur
Massengill Brand Post-Zit Facial Wipes
Mass Spectroscopy of Semen
Stinky Acne Fluid
There's Peanut Butter in My Urine!
There's Chocolate in My Feces!
Doorknob Whores
Bridge Across the River Styx
Summer's Eve in Fleet
Drunk Wall Clocks
Uranated Brass Bells
Can You Hose Me Down Now?
Cow Piss...er...uh...MILK
Nanites in Your Orange Juice
Pissy Mattress
Puss-Encrustulated Panties
Crotch Rot
We Have Crabs on our Balls & Penises!
CBDSRDM (Computerised Band Destroying Satanic Robot Death Machine)
N.F.L. (Nice Fuckin' Life)
Popcornhole Ceiling
What's That Smell Under the Toliet?
Assimilate This!!!
We Are Dyslectic of Brog!!! You Will Be Asslaminated!!!
Spilling Boiling Water
Patio Doorknob Enema
Resistors are Futile, Number Two!
Clothes Basket of H8
TruGreen Landcare Kant Spel thuh Werd "Grene"
Suspension Bridge Decadence
In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle, The Lion Pees Tonight
Hardware Vomitorium
Elogium
He Eats the 1,000 Fleas in His Armpits
I 8 PP
Molten Paper
Yogurt Ecstasy
Axle Clowns
Brownie Uprising
Not the Douche, You Douchebag!
Yes, We Have No Enemas
Soggy Polar Bear Smell
Midas, Can You Please Hold Up Uranus?
Cheeze Waste
Dustbin of Doom
Wheaties...Breakfast of Whimps
Hefty Hefty Hefty, Wefty Wefty Wefty!
Wheelless Wheelie Bin
Here is Your Money, Thank You!!!
Refrigerator Micturition
Radio Controlled Defecator
Let's Not Make a Deal!
The Sperm Bottle Bomber
Live Batteries in the Garbage
Scrolling Billboard of H8RED
The Puckernuts
Requiem for a Hosehead
Butterflies are Brie
Galloping Kittens
The National Anthrax
Reverse-Reverse Morgage
The Unflushed Bidets
We Don't Speak Mexican
Italian Fries
Telephone Hate Mail
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The Exerion Faggots
Those Blue Things Aren't Toliets
Light Bulb Whores
Zetia for Midgets
Ask Your Sewer Pickle
Mini-Wheats without Arms
Shogun Puke Gun
Hearing Aids for the Infantile
Lunar Jeopardy!
Enema Sharks
Rayburn's 2,458,770
The Pee Spuds
Corroded Mirror
Move Over the Thaw Bar
Jerry, We Asked 100 Douchebags
Rusty Envelope Pee
Sleeping in Hot Whale Piss
Stepping On Booze Bottles
AARUrine
Telephone Sweat
Go to the WHEELCHAIR Store
Rubik's Demolition
Wrecking Ball of Confusion
The Antimony Cards
Play the Nine
Golf Rackets
Tennis Clubs
Underarm Rain
The Shape of the Table
Defective Cupboards
Clogged Fireplace
Compact Disc Micturition
Veemon Sex
Demidevimon Bowling Ball
Mirror Cum Laude (pronounced "kumm lodd")
The Trabe is Delicious
Melting Keyboards of Time
Millionaire Squalor
Sweet Toothache
Bunghole Ashes
Bitter Desk Lamp
These CDs Taste Sour!
Eeeeek!!! A mousetrap!!!
The Sysop's a Homo
Stargate SG-666
Ginny's Gin
Something Smells like Cat Pee
Clean Wash in the Washing Machine
Eating a Pack of Cheese Dogs
Getting All Squeaky
Cleaning Out {cymbals crashing} the Plastic Cat Toliet
Prufredin inn Oneh Our
Severe Seismic Dist...O SHIT!!! AN EARTHQUAKE!!!
Volcanic Cola
Superwoofer
Underwater Xenon Eruption
O Look at the Squeaky Mouse...EEEEEEK!!! A RAT!!!
Religious Excrement
The Travelocity Roaming Gnome is a Faggot
1,000,000,000-A-Day Vitamins
Let's Go Inback Today
Urinal Sweat
Not-So-Gentle Incandescent Afterbirth Light
Unbroken Link
The DHD is Busted!
Patio Turds
63 Billion Combinations
JATO Jeep
The Gate System's Hosed
Answer That, You Cocksucker!!!
Laser Coaster
Garbage Can Infection
Bang Her Maine
Yeast Bag
Harvey Ceilingbangers
Tripod with One Leg
Ghosthunted
The MRI Faggots
Light Sabre Leakage
Bubblehead Dolls
Get Out of My Wheelie Bin
The Dustman Did It!!!
Dipsty Dumpster Diarrhea
Dustbin Devils
Pledge...For Sparkling Clean Bin Liners
Dust Lorry Flat
He Makes Rash Decisions
Overwatered Togemon
The Dead Christmas Trees
Who Let the Tarantula Out?
Urine Saguaro
Rubik's Pukalution
Underwatered Palmon
Dead Knives
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Who Killed Mr. Clean?
The Chantix Method
Menstruated Panties
Window Flatulence
Scissors Perspiration
Vaginal Enema
Anal Douche
The Overflowing Colostomy Bags
Peach Skin Vowels
Towel Trash
Smoking Outside the Box
Mr. Pee Pee Poo Poo Pants
Insulator Mitosis
"O" is Never a Vowel...EVER!!!
Collapsed Lounge Chair
We are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo Poo Platter
I'd Like to Sell a Vowel
Lucy Lu is a Lezzy
For the Hate of the Game
Your Arms are Really Wings
The Woody Allen Champagne Bubbles
Is That Your Ultimate Response?
The Fucking Douchebag's a Whore!
I've Got a Secret in My Litterbox...ARM & HAMMER CAT PEE!!!
Stinky Gloves 
Yucky Boots
I've Got a Secret in My Refrigerator...ARM & HAMMER CAT TURDS!!!
Bare Marrow
The Pain in My Diodes
Sgt. Stedenko
Smoker's Sneeze
Cough of the Valkries
Lint Umbrella
Pitted Out Shirts
Rain *OR* Snow? Make Up Your Mind!
SET = Smoke Emitting Transistor
Burglar Alarm Cheese
Thank You for Not Defecating in the Urinators
Kitty Litter Hooplah
Sgt. Patterson of the Police Emergency Rapeline
All Circuits are Not Busy Right Now!
Do the Piñata Thing
Fergy Wants to Go to a Party
Paulie Wants to Party Too
Big Beehive Tampons
Ho Ho O NOOOO!!!
Miracle Bladder
1-2-3-Dot-Com
Not Eligible for Medicaid
Increase Your Prescription Drug Spending
Gene Rayburn is Bad to the Bone
Office Staff Infection
Strep Liver
IHOP = International House Of Pee
Chicken Little Nuggets
Radiometer of H8RED
Desktop Pee-Cee
Shotgun Douche
Remote Controlled Urine
Harmful Headphones
Chainsaw Douche
Hydrofluoric Acid Enema
Broccoli Defeciation {sp. intentional}
Throwing Feces at the Camera
Chainsaw Masturbation
Dresser Micturition
Hu Flung Poo?
Mesothelioma Ratz
Cancerous Lettuce
Spilling Bleach on Blue Jeans
Toliet Aircraft
Kirk's Least Favourite Enema
Cut Your Ass on a Blade of Grass
Type IV Soft Anodize
The Refrigerator's Clogged!
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Carpenter Ant Uranation {note spelling}
The Toliet Has No Water
Cotton Floor
Yo, Wassup Homes?
Donkey Cirrhosis
1,000,000 Harems
360° Knee
Life Saver in Your Bladder
Banjo Perspiration
Deer Flatulence
The Magic Toaster's Malfunctioning
'Sup?
Jewelry Radio
Cat on a Warm Plastic Computer Keyboard
Something's in the Garage
Rayburn's Billion
GSN = Gnome Sex Network
Poisonous White Powder from Busted Fluorescent Light Blubs
The Humana Vaginas
Rubbers with Holes in Them!
Garbage Angels
Defective Cervical Ring
Prostrate Cancer Rats
The Harmon/Kardon Douches
Phoam Head Linda
Party Pooper Bulbs
Enema Juice from the Sky
Trash Cookies
Ballpoint Birds Nests
Hold the Mail!!!
As Valuable as a Used Douche
Robot Hydration
I Tied on Jeopardy!
Can You Push in My Stool Please? (only if the band members are all faggots)
Deadly Chandelier
Worthless as a Used Enema
Monday Night Swiffer
Panther is a Big Fat Idiot
Pussy Cleaner (not cat shampee)
Mercury Insurance *IS* from Outer Space
Willard Brimhole has Diabeetus
Toxic Acetaminophen
Koji Minimoto...It is Time!
The Keebler Queers
Dude Your 19,457 Layers are Showing
Rome for Pot Smokers
Quantum Phase Inhibition is Queer
?CHR$(147): ?CHR$(13);
Unpleasant Mailbox Odour
Corroded Hedges
Loves Leaky Baby Toliets
"Wrascle" "Scuterz" "uv" "Dume"
Dice Sharks
Lunchbox Odour
Shark, the Dry Moose
Bathtub Sweat
Gameboy Primitive
Monkey Spittle
Beans Up Your Urethra
Time Flies Like the Wind...Fruit Flies Like Bananas
Jenny Gregory's Diet Phude
eDiets Offline
Dial Brand Soa...er...uh...Snake Feces
Vonage Sucks!!!
Sub Par Bathrooms
Hit the Bowling Ball with Your Club's Hosel
Legpit Deodourant
The Brick is In My Purse!
Pukebox Razor
I'll Bet It All Lower!
Excessive Cephalic Urination
Honey, the Stairs are Clogged
Washing Machine Defecation
Keys to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
My Baseball Bat has a Hosel
You, Robot 
DSL = Doody Sewer Love
Somebody's Flushing the Door
Anal Gloves
Cellular Telephone Mitosis
Rubber Mittens
Cold-Blooded Canadians
Glass Baseball
Triangular Stop Sign
Greenish-Blue Blood
Black Like a Cardinal
The Wicked Witch of the West is Brie
I've Never Assimilated Butterflies
Probiotic Antibiotic
Nanites in the Bathtub
Somebody's Knocking on the Doorbell
Kick Over the Ironing Board
There's a Ship Called Enterprise, You Can Smell it With Your Eyes
The Password Today is "DOUCHE"
To..Lye...Et...It's that Thing You Shit In
Gary Burghoff Uses Barbie Pins
Orange Jello Eats It!!!
The Alarm Clocks are Flushable
Envelope Tears
Cat on a Solid Block of Krypton
Requiem for a Lezzy
Dumpster Pee
Garbage Tricycle
Army Toliet Tank
Wee Donnt Knead Know Edumacashen
Uncle Elmo Lives in a Bottle
Cockroaches in the Bathtub
Rat Urine Squirt Gun
Miracle Earwax
Little Black Dress Disapproved
Hi, Flower!!!
Josephine the Plumber Fucked the Ty-D-Bol Man
The Carnation is Ticking
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Nicodermatologist PHUQ
Neutral Ammortisation
Cat Tree Psoriasis
The Toliet's Too Hot
Liar Liar Pants on Phire
Programmed by Predators
Entomology Douchebags
Bug Collector Bungholes
The Freezer's Too Cold
I Want Lies...and Nothing But Lies
Betasnoidial Behaviour
Urine Off, Urine Ant!
Th3 F3d3ration 3x3cut3s P3opl3
The Bungsnoidial Piss Ants
Self-Inflicted Spanken
Mom, Get the Belt!!!
Gentlemen...Start Your Shavers!
Dogprints on the Ceiling
ESmarmony
Do You Want Toliet Paper with That?
High-Fat Yogurt
Spermproof Shoes
Anti-Laser Car Wax
The Shark Attack Vaccum
Sign Up for Life Unlock
The Unflushed Dishwasher
Violence & Violence
Crunching Apricots
Dishes in the Toliet Bowl
Smashing Milk Cartons
Stepping on Rusty Fish Hooks
Sleeping in Hot Dog Waste
Gastronomic Athletes
Pigeon Poop Party
PPDPP = Pink Polka Dot Plant Pee
Uranated Micturition
Let's Go Get Stoned so We Can Hear the Talking Dog
WHDFXUP With Toliet Paper Stuffing Up the Urinators
Totally Forgot Tiny Presentation Today
And Before You Know it, the Motor Starts to Blow
Tuvok's Busted Glass Table
Paper Bag of Vomit
Psychotectic Therapists
Preparation P Protostar Relief
Pampers Smelly Baby Toliets
Your Account is Not Way Past Doo
Uranated Potato
Coming to a Briefing Late
The Armageddon Game
Teal'c  Acts like a Prick
Get Inside Dreadnought, You Cunt!!!
Reflection Therapists
Saw XIV the Movie
Schisms
Pokémon STOP
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That Wendy's Fartknocker
Secret Men Clinical Protection
Digimon: Digital Bungholes
Interior Undecorator
Vaya Con Bungsnoids!
Yeah Yeah Yeah FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE!!!
Garbage Compactor Urine
Headlamp Defecation
Grindable Alarm Clocks
EEK!!! A Porpoise!!!
Wet Doorknob Smell
Helium-Urine Laser
Flying Clock
0.01¢ Stamps
Burnt Galaxies
Toasty Coffee Grinds
Receipt for Purchases Made in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Access Denied
Access Denied
Access Denied
Saran Wrap TV Boob Tube
Probability Assessment
Shitty Home Theatre, Coach
EEK!!! A Brontosaurus!!!
Smoking Ziggurats Are Hazardous to your Toliet
Bad Attitude Mouse
Cow Poop Crossbow
Aaron Esurance is a Bitch
Garbage Disposal Spam
Newspaper Toaster
Rain Drops Keep Falling on My Butt 
Give the Rat a Bolus! Step on the Candiosity Meter Sperm Bear Raisins Without Brains Cinnamon's a Dummy I Eat Food off the Floor I Play with Fluorescent Tubes in the Toliet I Don't Wash My Hands All Huge & Weak The Lunesta Butterfly is Radioactive Always Take Lunesta with Alcohol! Bad Day Taped Woman Goes Out of a Pet Store Stop Playing with those Light Bulbs in the Toliet!!! Rusty Cistern Restasis Makes You Cry Drew Carey Hosting TPIR is Lame India in South America The Stinky Poalcats {sp. intentional} Eton's Technological Institution Sucks!!! Tune-Up or Tune-Out Eager Mole Skating on Thick Syrup We do Not put Bacon in the Dryer Clothes on the Ceiling Moist Camel Odour Vacuuming Up 50¢ Pieces ♪ Get Your Colonoscopies...on Route 66 ♪ Underwatered Christmas Tree Stand Chewing on Cans The Panty Sniffers Automobile & Tricycle Tyres are the Same! Suction Noses Liver Obstruction Spleen Masturbation Removal Of Stomach Contents May Be Hazardous To Your Cigarettes Puffy Balloon Smell Man Wakes Up...Film at 11:59:58.7 Ceiling Fan Huffer Urine Incubator Morning Wood Radiator Snout Snipping Off Our Inseminators
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Enuresis of the Soul
Spreading the Terminus
Snot from My Zits
5.8 Watt Cornflower
Carol Wrong Gifts
Mugix
Guilmon's a Fagget
Wristwatch Uranation {note sp.}
Magic Smoke from TV Sets
Box of Rat Turds
S'Not Snot
Charlotte's Dead Spider Poison
Chartreuse Magic
Cleanax Stuffing Up the Washer
Camel Feces Pistol
Tritium "FAGGOT" Sign
LED Tester/Destructor
Spiders for Din-Din
Leprosy Spindles
Burning the Candle at Five Ends
Hot Overflowing Robots from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Telephone Infection
Your Roommate's a Ruminant!
That Coily Hot Thing Inside a Light Bulb
Full Power to the Elektroblaster!!!
H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws  Damn Fart!!! Crap Boobs Crap!!!
Machinery of Peptic Ulcers
Radioactive Mousepad
Tripping Over Washing Machine Hoses
Eeeewww! The Doorknob's Inseminated!!!
Who Forgot to Flush the Deep Fat Fryer?
Flaming Bags of Poo on the Porch
The 'El Kabatski' Pest Control Method
The Pooping Ruminants
That 3-Wheeled Scooter has a Nasty Bite
Poisonous Vanity
Carpet Pig
Dangerous Christmas Light Blubs
Find it Now in the Diary Case {note sp.}
Venomous Cane
Praying Mantis of H8RED
Polly's Got Metallica
Toxic Rug
Slay Her Slayer
White Metal
Toliet Pig
Hinge-Lidded Wooden Urination Case
Carpet Inseminator
Gangsta Masta Bata
Table Oinker
Chandelier of H8
Vamoose ya Varmint!
Edible Feces {yucko!!!}
The Puss-Encrustulated Penises
Vomiting Band-Aids
Dipsy Dumpster of Destruction
What's That Hole near the Center of my Toliet Muscle?
Hairdryer Douche
Worth About as Much as a Used Bottle of Pepto-Bismol
Retroactiv
Busted Booze Bottles in the Shower
Venomous Insulators
When the Pee Hits the Heater
Terror at 2.5 Feet!
Nightstand Horror of H8RED
Jackoff-O-Lantern
PISS ON, PISS DRAGONFLY!
Dildon't
O no!!! The cat!!!
Little Plastic Balls of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Urine and Acetic Acid
Telephone Sperm
Remote-Controlled Enema
Dichromate Catalyst
Desk Lamp Dildo
Dr. Dr. Gimme the News..I've Got a Bad Case of H8ing You!
Area 2,458,770
Flight...Number...Thirteen!
"KIK" "UH" "URENATER" "OPH" "THUH" "WAL!"
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Thunderdome of Lust
Phat Dephecator
Tense Up the Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
I Play with My Poops in the Toliet
Stepping on Busted Light Bulbs
Diarrhea on a Roll
It's a Mouthful of Bolts!
Nonphat Urinator
Female Bull Lactation
If I Get Sick the Bidet is Near!
I Want some Sperm
Polliwog the Dry Cog
Life From Above...aka "Jet Fighter"
Herbicide for Bears
Rhubarb Cake
I Said the Craw Not the Crow!
You'd Better Not Piss I'm Telling You Why...Antienuresis is Coming to Town
Wet Rot
I've Got My Hands on Your Asses!
Urine Trouble
3-In-1 Scotch Tape Detector
The Defecator (instead of "The Defector")
Lights On Their Butts
Commercials I Don't Hate Forums
Fuuu...uuu...uuu...LUSHLIGHT!!!
Dick Cavett is Stinking Drunk on the Couch
R. J. Helton's Armpit Sweat Puddles
Premenstrual Neck Warts
Piss Ant's Motorcycle
Inactive Telegram
Trouser Rattlesnake
ACME Pill Smasher
Disposable Cameras in the Wastepaperbasket
Fictional Desk Lamp
How Many Ways Can I Kill Thee? Let Me Count the Ways
Turquoise Sunday
Violet Moon Setting
Fezzywig's a Queerbate
The Lesbian Toliets
The Gay Urinators
Jimmy Dean Dry Overcooked Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat
Energy Billion XP-31,054,500 Nitrogen Supply
Mosquito Requires Liquid Neon
Boob Tube Mastectomy
10 Pounds of Shit in a 100 Pound Bag
Huffing Gaseous Cobalt
Uranated Apples
Ester-C: The Worse Vitamin C
Byetta Makes You Puke & Have Liquid Poo-Poo
Rock-Solid Pee
Waterproof MP9 Players
Diaper Pail Inseminator
Frozen Perspiration
Faggot Piss
Pencil Lamp
Paper Webcam
Remote Controlled Dildo
Dyke Breath
The Dirty Diaper Eaters {yucko!!!}
Work, Cry, Shrink!
ThermaIgnorance
The Best Part of Waking Up is Dilithium Crystals in My Cup!
Property Tax Colonoscopy
He Shoots Up Drugs with Dirty Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice}
Wall Clocks are Brie
Don't Spin the Wheel
Super Cash Fever
Gett A Iee Testt
Satanic Mechanic
Jacketed Streams of Positrons & Antiprotons
Go Tee Tee!!!
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Chrystler Bible Cruiser
Gosh Darnit Pee Pee Poo Poo Broken Toliet Muscle No Telephony!
You Won a Tank!!!
Rusted Out Toliet Bowl
Corroded Bathtub
Mike Hunt {say it five times as rapidly as possible}
Mike Ockhurts {say it five times as rapidly as possible}
Mary Had a Little Whore
Broken Battery
Burst Toliet
Do Not Spit in the Urinators
King David Bites!!!
Blanket Uranation {note sp.}
Stem Cell Osterisation
Pecker Pecker Eggplant Flecker
Stop or I'll Run the Bidet!!!
Access Granted
Access Granted
Access Granted
Rent is Not Based Upon Les Miserables
12:34:56 7-8-90
Addicted to GSN & ESPN!
Abraham Lincoln Lied About that Cherry Tree
Pathetic Clown
Bakery Guts
How to Disembowel a Penis
Uranated Fan Blades {Not peed on - infused with uranium salts!}
Travelling Vacuum Cleaner Repo Men
Faggot "Lerker" {sp. intentional}
Floor Lamp Infection
Mood Watch
Solar Eclipse of the Kidneys
Kitchen Shower
Radiance of the Seven Urinators
Table Lamp Fungus
Periodic Table of the Nerds
Stop or I'll Squish this Brown Recluse Spider!
Doorbell Deodouriser
Mouthdouche
Go or I'll Run the Dishwasher!
Fungal Scrotum
Bowling Ball Infection
And it's Three, Four, Five Strikes You're Out
Garbage Disposal Infuction {note spelling}
Dipsty Dumpsters on Strike
The Busted Washing Machines
Stove on Strike
Peeing in the Pool
Milking Refrigerators
Tripping Over Microphone Cords
Your Swimming Pool is My Urinator
Toidy
Floor Flushers
Don't Eat the Big Pink Mints in the Urenaters {sp. intentional}
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Is It Just Me, or Does Anybody Else Hear a Telephony Ringing?
Broken Dryers
Who Flushed the Ty-D-Bol Man?
Squirrel Water
Happy Meal of Rats
Weakening Your Immunity Syndrome
Oven Mulch
Dutch Elm Disorder
Banana Peelings
Miraculous Small Intestine
Monkey's Milk
Shift to Neutral & Put the Hammer Down
The Coffee Table's Flooded!
Rotting Tomato Plants
The Wall Doilies
Insulator Sweat
Mouldy Birthday
Sour Sweet Cream Butter
Dumpster Breath
Biclops the Hunter
Die Hard the Waste Disposal Technician
Deaf Leopard
Go Colonel, and Don't Come Back!
Peterbreath
Drink Less Water
High Nutrients
Rx Essentials is Rx Only
Take Rotten Care of Yourself
Jerry Springer's Loose in the Woods!
Labour Day Telephonethon or Whatever the F it's Called
Curdled Chunky Breast Milk
Stepping on Rusty Bic Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Shavers
Used Enema Fluid Falling from the Sky
The Smashed Titmouses
Smelly Mukluks
The Full Ballcocks
The Corroded Cisterns
There's a Tyre Loose in the Garage
Spermbags!!!
Loose Pocket Lint
Shandy has a Wildcard in her Stem
Bottle Rocket ICBM
Sticky Banister
Cat on a Very Narrow Windowsill
Pulsar of Love
Here Comes a Little Gift for You
Circuit (Un)breaker
Dog on a Hot Magma Roof
Pictures Dripping off the Wall
What's Wrong with this PWPOSMF?!?!?
H8 in a Dog's Eyes
We Have Mr. Arthur Itis
Mouse with Discolored Nostrils
Dull Rat Teeth
Dead Housefly Society
Mutated Magma
Labelled H8RED
Schedule to Avoid
Betsy Fecally
Kronos is Class L
Pull a 43 for $14,000,000.00
It's Not Just Letters, It's Diarrhea!
Eighty is Enough
Playtex Bras are Delicious!
Drinking a Phillips Screwdriver at the Gay Bar
Mellow Yellow = Dilute Urine
Burn *THIS* Flag, Bitch!!!
Ms. O'Leary's Cow was a Pyromaniac
Courtney Cox-Arquette-TomCat
That's Not My Final Answer!
Eighteen Heads of Skunk Cabbage
The Rice Crispies Elves Act Like FaGg0tS!!!
Who is Two French Fries Short of a Happy Meal?
Tripping Blind People
Kicking Puppies for Fun and Profit
The Looping Queers
The Onion Peel
Cracked Popcycle Stick
Some Bunghole Got Stuck in the White House Bathtub
Leiutenant Electric
Those Girls Like Girls
Bring Your Flyswatter to the Table when You Open Keebler's Snacks
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Humira Causes Autonomous Syringe Ejection
I Play with Light Bulbs in the Toliet
Who Framed Roger Dodger?
Is a Lotus a Flower or a Car?
Tie Italy Up...It Looks like a Boot!
Broken Bicycle Spokes
Spooky Sounds Urinator
Clumped Cat Pee Dance
Hairdryer Enema
Car Insurance Thieves
Paintball Gun Ecstacy
Sickly Sweetheart
Boyz to Boyz
Ratz Ratz Bigger than Catz
Radiofinger
College Desk Lamp of H8
Spreading the Enuresis
Mouldy Spoons
The Dark Spore Re-Re-Revisited
Eliza Douchekoo
Control Spires of Disregard
Park Bench Pigeon Poop
Stepping on Wrenches
Lake of Poo
Magmatic Cool-Aide
Purple Jellÿ
The Douche Crew
Arsie LaVargis
Volcanic Steak
Whizzing in the Sink
Motorcycle Urine
Giving Him the Clap
Used Toliet Oil
Alberta V13 Cold Grease Treatment
You've Got Enemas!!!
Die Easy The Used Douche
Porpoise the Dry Sperm Whale
Sticking Our Heads through Bars
Flashing Pet Dark
Broken Pool Cue Hoopla
Get the 17 Ball!!!
Prince Fairy Stick
Giving the Dog a Bidet
Don't Tep on the Titty Tat!
Drug Dogs
Crime Dog
We Haven't Come for You All
Cat Water Bowl Enuresis
Rock Dogs
Lazy like a Log
The Pack is Not Back
Camel Water
Gamegirl Advanced
Pool Ball Madness
Pinball Nerds
Ping Pong Puckernuts
Tennis Shoe Sissies
Stomp Your Hands and Jump Up & Down
Patio Micturition
Kibbles & Bits & Nybbles & Bytes
Love Mail Douche
Piano Burglars
Cello Keys
Accordion Strings
Bongo Tuning Pegs
Bubble Gun Smasher
Lighting Candy Siggerets {sp. intentional}
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Uranated Closets
DED = Dark-Emitting Diode
The Enigmatic Enemabags
The Diaper Pail is My Urinator!
Automatic Dishwasher Douche
Exploding Mirrors in the Wastepaperbasket
The Doorbell Sluts
Sweating on a Fan
Lawnmower Baseball Bats
Pickled Hamsters
Lava Tube Loogies
Periodic Table of the Geeks
Larval Volcanoes
Watching TV in the Rain
Offenders in Triplicate
Hedgehog Chrysalis
Professor Pester & the Ruffians
The Telephones are Crying
Bowling for Juneau
Doggy Dog
Irradiated Goldfish
The Lunesta Butterfly is Rather Queer, You can See it With Your Ear
Philodendron Micturition
Joy" to© the© World®
Pirate Shipwreck
The Woman Trap
Melted Popcycle Stick
Motherfucker Goose
Land Line Ringtones
Smoking Pots in the Kitchen
Chantix is like a Turtle & a Rabbit
The Cat is Drowning in the Toliet Again!
Fried Rat Tails
The Very Best Juice for the Very Best Faggots
Dipsty Dumpster Lactation
Antilock Brake Pulsation
Extra Heavy Duty Three Muskerteers Bar
Duncan Hines Oven-Not-Ready Business-Style Brownies
Transmission Feces
Chad (on "Doggy Dog") is a Faggot!
Boy or Boy?
Maury Povich and the Drag Queens
Ugly in Magenta
Eye of the Sperm Whale
Urethra of Destruction
It's 11:59:58.7...Do You Know where Your Fire Hydrant Is?
One-Touch Can't Opener
Left-Handed Blanket
The Number Bed Sux!!!
You Can go Swimming, You Can Go Horseback Riding
Trifecal "Lazer"
Dresser of Doom
Street Machine of Gallium Nitride
The Moon is Refrigerated
Menstruation of Trazodone
Jelly-Filled Hot Dogs
Bobbing for Penises
Uranation at 30,000 Feet {note sp.}
Razor Blade Scooter
Giraffe Pricks
Who Dropped the Iron into My Coffee?
Wiley Willies
The Heebie Jeebies
Sticky Pencil Lead
My Scooter is Fucked Up
The Dishwasher is Salivating
Cupboard Micturtion
Clothes Basket Maggots
Printer Inkling
DPSS Green Laser Pointer Feces
Milking the Rutabega
The Onions are Crying
Hole in One or...SPEAKER!
Sour & Sour Scittles 
Sweating like a Cop
Horse Snot
RGB = Rusty Glass Blazers
Pitted Out Underwear
Smells like Rotten Honey
Blackberry Infarct Dementia
Smells like Teen Armpits
Multi Infarct Cirrhosis
Peptic Ulcer of the Bladder
Used Syringe Stabbers
Urine Drinking Laboratory
Diverticulous of the Brain Stem
Depends Adult Diapers I Suppose...You can Hear them with your Nose
Pampers PT Cruisers
Spoke Gun
Star Dark, Star Dim
Destroy the Life Star!!!
Good Day Taped
Riddex is *NOT* Sceptic Tank Cleaner
Rid-X is *NOT* Bug Killer
Lasts 150 Hours...Then You Throw it Away
20,000,000,000 Flushes
The Ty-D-Bol Man Sunk My Battleship!
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Maintenance (Coming Out of the) Closet
Mouse in a Cold Microwave Cavity
Periodontal Death
The Flashlights are Urinating
Where am I Going and Why am I in this Handbasket?
Water Extinguisher
The Nasonex Bee is so so Gay, that if You Lick It He will Spay
Candiosity of the Fire Dept.
Doorknob Micturition
Rotten Brush
The Devil Made Me Fuck Him
Cassette Tapes are Evil
OK! Magazine is for Lesbos
EMD = Enema Moose Douche
Jesus Wears Prada
Satan in a Bright Chartreuse Skirt
Laser Beam Masturbation
Have Your Pet Bobbed or Declawed
Enablex May Cause Lack of Urination
Over There's a Blade of Grass, You can See it with Your Ass
Spoke Gun of Potatoes
Boob Tube Micturition
Siphoning Toliet Water
Drink Tranny Fluid
Lighting our Farts
Pouring Coffee on Your Keyboard
Peeing on Stamps
Running Over Penises
Embarrasing Scalp Hair
Electrolysis of the Vagina
Toyz "/" Not Us
It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot!
Pathetique Klown
Worth as much as a Bag of Garbage
Kitty Dog Uranation {note sp.}
Model Airplane Motor Creaking
A Black Man Pops Out of a Vending Machine
Somebody You Wouldn't Want to Get a Phone Call From
It's Late and Somebody Forgot to Flush
Beverly Hills Enemabag
Spongebob Douchepants
Talking Mini-Wheats With Floating Gloves
Lame Dry Bladder
Where's the Dog?
Wheelchair Error
I'm Getting All Excited
Chicken Feet
The Tucked In Raincoats
Sad Light Bulbs
Happy Antarctica
Rat on a Warm Uranium Bed
Overflowing Computer
The Gipper was Dwight Eisenhower
Jinx is a Fish
Queer the Test Tube
Eighty Lifelines Left
FalseBrown Landcare
Calling Hubby to the Rug!
Moving in Monaural
Greyhound Bus Tub
Tipping is Not a City in China
The Bagless Garbage Bags
Urinous Pee
Fecal Poop
The Unibomber's a Lezzy
Penis Up Your Ears!
Belly Button Night Light
Air & Water Deodouriser
The Land of Cow Piss & Bee Vomit
Houserat Ambush
AT&T = Ambush Toliet & Toliet
kThey Say Two Thousand Zero Seven Party Over {oops!} Pick up Sticks...And Tonight I'm gonna Party like it's 2006k
Bidet Cheese
Franklin Tinklybear Pisses Everywhere!
Kitty Cat Oblivion
?BLOODY TAMPAX ERROR IN 12288
999,999 Grün Balloons
The Vesicare Pissing Robots
?OUT OF HEFTY BAGS ERROR IN 49152
Acid Reflux Stabiliser
Drinking Di-Hydrogen Oxide
Requiem for a Studmuffin
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Chainsaw Pussy
Used Chocolate Milk
Kitten Water
?BLOODY Q-TIPS FLOATING IN THE TOLIET ERROR IN 24576
PussyWhipped Cream
PWPOSMF Tomato
Shooting Pigeons
Snipping the Geico Lizard's Pecker Off
Your Mother, the Flexible Container of Massengill
Air Rat Poop Hoopla
Irradiated Mouses
Camel Crapola
The Broom is Dead
Vacuum Urine
Banister Sweat
Urine Tylenol
Toliet Micturition
Fusion Nightlight
The English Bee
Publik Enema
Groom of Chaotica
The Mop isn't Wet
Gigantic Light Sensor
The Other Driver *CAN* See You
Flipping Off the Cops
Tempest® in a Toliet®
Swiffer Propaniacs
Dove is Chocolate *AND* Shampoo?
Lane Anita Bryant
Footwear, Toewear, Handwear, and Fingerwear
Corroded Rollator
Angelic Mechanic
He Keeps Hanging Up...But it's a Man Answering
Even Higher than 70
Drake the Damp Earthworm
Baby Sweat
Adult Plastic Toliets
This Frog Smells Funny
Ghost Poop
Uranated Pepsy
Puppy Saliva
Run Hero!!! I am Sinistar!
It's Kumkastik
Coward Urine
Formula 449,500
Uronium SWAT Team
The Punishment Zone
The Merferator Enforcers
Military Cannoñata
Rat Crap Barf
Warm Horse Brander
Dog Milk
Canary Spittle
Steel Wool Lantern
Paper Stove
What's Wrong with My Peepee?
As Valuable as a Bucket of Fungused KFC Select Wings
Toto, We're Not in Alaska Any More!
My Feet Smell like Foxglove!
Living Out of a Sneaker
Not a Creature was Stirring, Not Even a...RAT!!!
Your Father, the Flexible Container of Fleet
Syrup Noodle
Marinated Rhubarb Pie
The World Series of Scuba
"Siggeret" Stubs in the Garden {sp. intentional}
Greyhound Bus Urinator
Riding a Skateboard with No Hands or Feet
Oil Painting on Vinegar
Cane with a Broken Leg
Voyager is Damaged
Tuvok Falsified His Logs
Romulan Cloaking Devices are Bogus
Federal Express is Soooo Sloooow!
Holographic Crocodile
Packaged Candiosity
Alka-Seltzer Minus
Defective Whammy
Microwaveable Water
Rugcats
No Halloween Costume This Year?
You Want a Vasectomy with That?
Plastic Christ Statues
The Devil Wears a Tattered Black Blouse
The UPS Strikebreakers
Welcome to Garbage-Littered Piñata Island!
I Don't Want a Pickle...I Just Want to Ride on My Window Cleaner
16.66" Ruler
Lava Light that uses Real Lava
Who's the PWPOSMF Who Stole My Shoes?
That's Mister Faggot to You!
I'm the Rapping Whammy
L8R SK8R!!!
That's the Pee Spud
We Be Toyz!!!
The Number Bed Eats Dust
Call Now for an Expensive DVD
Thirteen Past Marriages
Defective Tampons
Madonna is a Lezzy!
Mom, the Moose Won't Flush!
What's Wrong with the Dishdoucher?
The Taille...er...uh...CORDLESS Mouses
Dad, the Walrus is Broken Again!
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"OPEN" Sign Micturition
ToilaFlex Turd Burglars
Heat the Engines
What's Wrong with the Couch?
Beavis & Butt-Head are Real!
Feel the Chocolate
Billy Mays Acted like a Choad
Pustule Cops
Flattened Enemabags
Spray-Painted H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Pus-Encrustulated Faces
Desktop Pee-Cee Extinction
We Love Eight-Tracks
Vinyl is Mute
Southern Fried Stem Bolts
Batteries in the Toliet
The Mouldy Purpose Room
It's Time to Play the Garbage Can
Urinator Sweat
Honey, the Ceiling is Overflowing!
Happy Country Camel
Bogus Pissons
Uterine Litter
Shotgun Toliet Tissue
Intestinal Yeast Infection
I Can't Poo!!!
That Silver-Haired FAGGOT from "America's Next Top Model"
Take Me Back to a Heavy Time...from '85 to '89!
You're Supposed to Pee on It!
All for One
One for All
The Wasteful Busted Sink and Rusted Out Urinator Band
What's so Great About the AARP Card?
Stark Raven Mad!
The Condom Band
Eye Vomit
Uranated Mouse
Plutonium Cow
Radium Rat
Technicium Turtle
The Irradiated Guppies
Radioactive Spider
The Slayer Slayers
Stepping in Wolf Shit
The Scharmen Poo-Poo Bears
Don't Kick Over the Toliet Bowl!
The Kicking Milkmen
Excedrin Faeces
Milkwoman
Oedipus Rex
Backward "X"
"Siggerets" in the Garbage Disposal {sp. intentional}
Commode 64 Computers {note sp.}
Party Hardly
Cannoñata of Beer
Mercurian Overlords
Voiding the Chimney
A Toke or Three
The Cereal Killers
Telephones in Bras
Magnetic it Pulls So Hard
Sparking Up a (Cat Water) Bowl
Dragon Slash!
Pyrosphere!
Pyro Blaster!
Gene Rayburn is *NOT* Bad to the Bone
The Squeaky Light Bulbs
The Atomic Punks
Ogi Ogas Looks like a Homo
Whirlybird Defecation
Pigeon PeePoo
Urinated Commercials
Live Soft the Hunted
Switch 31,054,500
Petrified Puckernuts
Uranated Moose
Metal Health
Naked Drag Queens
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Guitar Thrashers
Over the Gun
Public Enema #1
The Thrown-Away Used "Dooshes"
Summer's Eve brand Post-Chair Disposable Suppositories
I'm Off the Shallow End, Throw Me some Lead!
Eating Cardinal Shit
Drumstick Assassins
Mop Handle Doucheholes
Dillhole Pickles
Enemabag Sweat
Douchebag Lacrimation
Tumbledickweed
Camel on a Hot Plasma Roof
shoeflywithani.com
Their Tag Line: "If You Sprinkle while You Tinkle, Please be Neat & Wipe the Seat"
Our Tag Line: "If You Miss while You Piss, Please be Cool & Wipe the Stool"
We Have a Flap in the Bottom
Little Squeaky Mouses
Uranium Urine
PHUQ and the SKRU2s
Expelling Feces
Accidental Recharge
Lamppost Rats
Immerse Yourself in Urine
Plutonium Poo
Cat Scratch Elevated Body Temperature
The Pac Maniacs
This Box is Really Shittily Designed
Cleanax Cottonelle Puppy Semen
Eggland's Worst Chicken Embroyos
Eddie's Not Home Today
Reniassance Man
Clam Enema
Smelly Chainsaw Discharge
Douche Liquid Under the Car
Pee Tomato
Fecal Cauliflower
Solid Plumr
Chemical Drain Clogger
Plumber's Harmer
Pee your Pants
"Tephone" Cheese {note sp.}
Prince Flatulence
Those Blue Things on the Wall Aren't Defecators!
Kik Uh Phuking Wal-Mowntid Porselen Urenater Oph thuh Wal! {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt}
Broken Telegraph Wire
Bowling for Urochrome
Octopus in a Cold, Damp Cellar
Dryer Micturition
The Family Food
Small Beehive Hair
Toliet Soup
Flush the Bathtub!
Honey, there's Poo in the Faucet!
What Are You, a Faggot of Some Kind?!?
Aquapod SUX!!!
"All" Large & Weak
Grab a Cue and Play Some Pocket Pool
Cellular Phoney
Radiometers of Fury
Quit Talking and Start Chalking!
The Jogging Assclowns
Buttmonkey Enema
Used Stoves
Chainsaw Lavage
Hydrofluoric Acid Mouthdouche
The Pussywhipped Accordions
Leaking Desk Lamp Bulb
Marinated Squirrels
Squeaky Feral Cats
COPD of the Penis
Crestor = Dick Medication?
Coprophilia
Pocket Swimming Pool
Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol
Zested Squirrels
Orange Peel Vomit
Do Not Feed the Rat
Sewer Camels
Mouse Urine in the Marinator
The Commodore 64 has 64 Sprites...NOT!!!
American Idle
Chemical-Free Champagne
Unlimited Time Offer
Phallic Grafitti
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The Toylet Bowl
KFC Extra Extra EXTRA Krispy
Insecure Horizon
"Cheer" Small & Whimpy
Regis Philbin is a Dillhole
Got Cow Piss?
Lap Band Slippage
Ask Your Doctor if Penilaberry is Right for You
Nature Maid Monovitamins
DisposAll Sweat
Dog Food Lactation
Spandex Dixie Cups
Dressed like a Douche
Reptile Dysfunction
Fleas in the Cat Water Bowl
Give that Orphan a Popcycle
Beelzemon is Good
Dingleberry Stew
What's That? A Urine Laser?
Wrapped Up like a Doozer
The Igottasaurasses
Aunt Flo is a-Knockin'...And Boy is She Pissed!
Barbie's on the Rag Again
Chromodynamic Insemination
Ringer's Lactate for the Amish
Neodyne Pustules
Authorisation for Nonrelease
Inna Godda Da Vida Douchebag!
What's Wrong with Our Kootches?
Plasma Torch H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Pain in the Toliet Muscle
Masturbation Defecation
Snake in the Ass
Dressed to Commit Homocide {sp. intentional}
Call From U.S. Bitch!
Fan Blade Enema
Sign Here for No Cash Back
Cephalic Lavage
Rat Barf
This Pencil Smells like Cat Pee
Bic Stic it Up Your Ass
Toliaflex Candiosity
Bunghole Drains
The Butthole Net Surfers
Faggot Lacrimation
Give Me those Ears!
Stable Unstable Wormholio
Used Douche Hooplah
Pukey Garbage Can
Urinous Fan Blades
Foard Mavrik uv Dume {all words intentionally misspelled}
Relieved of Doody
700 Megajoules of Technobabble
Inna Da Godda Piss Ant!
Autogyro Feces
The Crapweasels
Sucking Out Juicy Wet Armpits
Yucky Pee!!!
Burned Toast & Milk
Toliet Water Foot Spa
The Flashblasters
The Game with Small Bucks & Whammies is Even Worse than Ever!
Holographic Termites
Folding Bird of Prey
Jared from Subhole is a FAGGET!!!
Don't Force Me to Relieve You of Command Too!
Come the Diodes Lift Your Heads
Eternal Destitution
Chronowerx vs. Microsoft
Uncle Molton's Goliath Beetle Farm
Jared's Mouth Looks like a Pussy
Keekay is a Faggot
Five Trillion have Died on this Mission!
O look at the puppy!!! Isn't he cute? {sound of urine splashing onto carpeting}
Not an Unpaid Testimonial
kOne More Day till Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!k
Pantywaste
Who Busted the Magic Toaster?
Someone's in the Kitchen with Dinopterous
Holy Toliet Water
Cuisinart Enema
Bundle Me Up!
Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo!!!
After 3 Milliseconds they Jack the Rate Up on You
Hello, Locker
Hello, Lunchmeat
Hello, Faggot
The Grass is Radioactive
"Vacume" "Urenater"
Lower than the Three!
Uranium Glass Testicles
Electrodynamic Hosebags
Light Bulb of Destruction
The Grass is Browner on the Other Side
Tunguska Never Happened!
Alien Jism
Plastic Glass
Termite PeePoo
Uranated Flashlight Bulbs
Cracked Walking Stick
The Magic School Bus is a Heap of Twisted Metal
Silver Shamrock Novelty Co.
Freezing Oven
Microwaveable Kitties
Malfunctioning Steering Wheel
Toxic Faucet
kHappy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!k
The Unflushed Toliet Bowls
I Lost on Jeopardy!
The Uranated Bathtubs
Pink Elepant Car Wash
2,458,770 Films to Live For
The Regurgitated Douches
Star Trek Watchtower
That's Not the Question!
Ultraviolet Farts
Vomited Enemas
Crushed Plastic Garbage Can
Used Cigerette Stubs
Vaccume - Masters of Enemabag Metal
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Wheel of Destitution
Learning is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Work. Cry. Shrink.
Refrigerated H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Boiling Hot Urine
Premenstrual Jack-O-Lanterns
Spooky Flashlight
Small Town of 1,053,000
Silver Shamrock SUCKS!!!
Liquid Helium II
Fridge - Masters of Ice Cold Jazz
The Micturition Stoves
Stomping on Beer Bottles
Coffee Cup Psoriasis
Weenus
Beaver Snatch
Rhino Inseminator
Ballpoint Penis
Q the Ordinary
Flameless Candle
Whitelight Cat Pee Detector
Uranated Bulls
Warp Core Breach in Progress!!!
Fleming Valve Nads
Rotating Clock of Doom
Witches Tasty Broo
Positron Poo
Antiprotons from Heaven
Antineutrinos from Purgatory
Antileptons from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Antitachyons from...Somewhere
The New Ball & Chain
Alert! Alert! Massengill Sector 256 Player 254 to Enema Stations!
Tripod with Five Legs
Alyme!!! Alyme!!!
Pray for the Clouds
Caught in a Mosharmpit
Disenchanted Firebugs
We Put the Fun back in Funeral
We Put the Die back in Diode
We Put the Fun back in Dysfunctional
Firebug Majick
Opaque LED Day Lights
There's a Firefly Setting Dipsty Dumpsters Ablaze!
Murder for Rent
What Happened to the Light Bulbs?
O, That's What Happened to the Light Bulbs!
Cockroaches in the Urinator
Your Home: Superfund Site
Homo Alone
Commiting 1st Degree Murder on Two Avifaunal Life Forms with One Sedimentary, Metamorphic, or Igneous Sample
Gasoline in the Toliet
Diet is Die with a "T"
Bloody Tampons Floating in the Toliet
Unsanitary Napkin Hooplah
Grasser Hopper
160.57 Decibel Cricket
UVA Infrared Bulb
Burning Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator
Urinous Amber
Resinous Vomit
Rabbit Fecal Pellets
Gooseneck Shiites
Miracle Dick
How Bad is Our Urine?
Sweat Glands Suck!
Pee Trap Micturition
Nursery Cryme
TV Defecation
A Rat Stole My Shoes
My Socks have Holes
Urine Fever
Using Beer Bottles as Defecators
Pattern Buffer Disaster
Pitons of Destruction
Screwdriver of Chocolate
Watch your Braining!
Overflowing Sock Drawer
Soul Inhibitor
Quantum Phase Homosexuality
Ponn Farr Flatulence
The Ritual Wristwatches
That Incessant Psychobabble
Tinkle Tantrum
3-In-1 Rat Pellet Detector
Instinctual Micturition
Poisonous Blanket
Redlight Dog Piss Detector
Requiem for A47
866-66-SLOWER, You Got the Red Light!
Poddy Vegetable
Prototype Number Zero Zero Zero One is Ready to Receive an Ass Beating
The Poddy Factory
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Leggo Eiffel Tower Toppler
Spin the Octogon!
Toxic Furnace
Is it Erin or Aaron?
Hockey Ball
The Sink is Clogged!
Mouldy Bathtub
The Beer is Squirrely!
A Keg does Not have a Bunghole
Waterford Plastic
The Peetoons
Air Rats
Ground Whales
Concentrated Moose Spittle
Swimming with a Bisquit
Whack the King!
Sandtoliet Paper
Let Me Axe You a Question
Your Neutrinos are Drifting
Piss Blanket
Lincoln Log Extinction
Leggo Exterminator
Tinkertoy Trash
Etch-A-Sketch Extraction
Dental Rabies
Poisonous Rollator
UVA IR LED
Lensatic Nonadjustable Bed
Plastic Cat Toliet
P&V (Urine and Acetic Acid)
My Lederhosen are Toxic
Liquid Cobalt
Frying Brains in a Skillet
Ding! Dong! The Urinal's Dead!
Dimes in Your Gloves
The March of Nickels
Cantaloupes of Wrath
Jackass-O-Lantern
Hilloween
Backward "W"
Compound Em
Not UL Listed
Zoloft Enema
Prozac Douche
Prilosec OTC Columbarium
Wooden Door Micturition
Run, Elephant Run!
Ding! Dong! The Witch is Alive!
Monaural Sound in Stereo
Moving In Binarual
Stereo Cat Turds
Max Gimme HEADroom
Mmmmm, This Boob Meat is Yummy!
Owe the IRS? You're Screwed!!!
The Chick Shiek
Re Tire Mint
Tammy from The Magic Toaster Game is a Lezzy!
Dead Christmas Tree Vacuum
Drop and Give Me 2,458,770!!!
The Wish Foundation is for Fatsos! (***NOT*** to be confused with the "Make a Wish Foundation"!!!)
Somebody's Knocking the Doorbell
The Envelopes are Micturating
Sapphire Slippers
Citrus Burns
Rhymes with Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Sniffing at Busted Bulbs
Rechargeable Fleet Enemas
Quantum Fashions for Single Mastectomies
Administering Corporal Punishment to a Primate (spanking the monkey)
Faggot Blue Whale
Incendiary Perspiration
Grapefruit Orgasm
The Extension Cords are Squeaky
Gay Light Sockets
Lesbian RJ44 Telephone Receptacles
Bisexual Electrical  Connection
Perspiring Writer
Infant Bug Collector
Armpit Pustules {ewwww ick!!!}
Unicycle with Three Wheels
Exterminator Breath
Urinal Micturition
TV Guideposts
Circus Circus Circus Circus
Those Blue Things on the Wall are Peeing
The Sleep Hard Loan
Muddy Sweat Puddles in the Street
Fatal Alka Seltzer Plus
Cuisinart Infection
Rubbing our Asses on the Rug
Author Author, You Bastard!!!
Runny Waffles
Ham Sandwich Mucous
What's That Noise?!?
1,053,500 Day 1,053, 499 Night Vacation
Getting Quotes 31,054,500 at a Time
Skid Marks on the Toliet Seat
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Pop Can Ulcer
Pinano Pissano Peeano Piano
Flammable Alkaline Metal
Class "D" Fire Starter
Urinous Carrot
Ronko Dino Slicer
The Barney Urinator Screen
Enzyme Stew
1.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM
2.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM
3.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM
Grits are Wierd
"X"Marks Your Nose
Tennis, Antibody
Piss Stains on the Urinator
Holosystolic Mumble
Smoke Gets in Your Ears
Hello...I'm Fred Necrosis
Behind Clothes Drawers
Micturition Pineapple
Urine Glass Marbles
Lesbian Sweat
PEE ON, PEE WATERBUG
You Gotta Work on Your Put-Down Technique
Off the Ropes
Blu-ray Laser Diode Enuresis
The Autourination Spuds
Poddy Animals
Tampax Motherfucker of Pearl
FreedHem Zit Medication
Proactiv Hemmorhoid Medication
Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Soda Pop
Summer's Eve brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Candy Bar
Fecal Raspberries
Fresnel Lens Butter
Radioactive Glowing Rocks in My Sock Drawer
Drag Queen Latifa
My Unfave Five
Lava Lamp Poo
Anal Grapes of Wrath
TriLight MCMLXXX
Tempest® in a Urinator
Carbonated Hamsters
Brain Stem Transplant Failure
Cinderella Mopping the Floor
Worth as Much as a Leaking Bag of Garbage
Drinking Mouldy Cool-Aid
Uranated Stegasaurus
Epinephirine Junkies
Water Addicts
"C" Movie
Dinosaur Princess
Viva Eñemabags
Fruit Loops for Homos
Urochrome for Lezzies
Hudson Tells Nothing!
Toliet Cat
Venting Your Bladder
Celery Flatulence
Brownish-Black Sinks
Backwater Enema
Frogs in the Sewer
Womanhole Cover
The Main Drag Queen
Paramedic Brutality
Some Squeaky Creature
Sonic Y
Dr. Eggman is Cool
Side Effects may include Bunghole-Emptying Laughter
Spiderwoman
Batman's Partner is a Faggot!!!
Chaos Control is Fantastic!
Turn the Volume Up to 47!!!
The Chaos Ruby
The Dangerous Typewriter
Mythconfirmers
Bulletproof Popcycle
Quarter Power to the Life Ray!
Deep Space Forty Seven
Disposable Rechargeable Batteries
Evaporated Enema Solids
Budweiser is Piss Water
Dressing the Deceased
Steve Roll
Heinekin is Whimpy
Taking Your Life into Your Own Hands
Hot Water Cooler
The Streetlights are Peeing
You *CAN* Unflush a Toliet
You Can Tuna Fish but You Can't Tuna Pinano
Fresnel Lens Cumbags
Empty the Dirtbag...Not the One in the Vacuum!
Ogi Ogas Wins Grand Slam!!!
Pair a Dime Shift
Beware I Live!!!
The Charmin TP Bears use Newspaper
Undump Your Unfeather Unduster!
The Toliet's On Fire
Eeeekkk!!! A giraffe!!!
Take Valtrex Even if You Don't have Genital Herpes
HeadOn...Apply Direc{gunshot!!!}
Lose Bragging Wrongs
Busted Chainsaw Bastages
Skate Punks
Sodium Vapour Lamp Micturition
Epsilon Queers
The Sour Milkmen
Bleeding from Your Ears
Wake up Dead in a Plywood Bed Six Feet from the Rest of Your Life
Gimme some Goopenthol!
Death from Massenguillotine
Oblivion
Faggot Piss
Kitty Cat Ambush
Eardrum Sweat
Bowler's Piss
Ding, Dong, Ditch {also a prank that some Trick-Or-Treaters do on Halloween}
Radiometer of Rath
Source One Sux!!!
Housewife Doormat
The Relaxed Ombushers {sp. intentional}
Deadly Keyboard Venom
Neuroleptic Shock Therapists
Electric Ice Cube Warmer
Bloody Tampaxes in the Wastepaperbasket
Housecat Assassin
Fireplug Micturition
Freezing Furnace
Bad Rat!!! Shame!!!
Running a Sink
Filling the Bath Chamber
Where's Month #13 on this Calendar?
Plunging a Toliet
Pie Alfa Knew
Fag Bracelet
Tuberculosis of the Gonads
STOP! Or I'll Shoot the Urinator!!!
Sucking Up Busted Light Bulbs with a Hoover
Rosarem Keeps You Awake
Space Abhors a Vaccum Cleaner
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This Electrolux Really Sux!
Poisonous Insulators
STOP!!! Or I'll leave the Toliet Unflushed!!!
Uranated Glass Marbles {yes, they really *DO* exist!!! I had some!}
Folding Dog Poop on the Lawn
Luggable Fleming Valve Calculator
You Might be a Faggot If...
Dominator
Pogo Josephine
Master of the Refrigerators
Rat Turds in the Marinator
Tennis Ball Testicles
Disk Space Abhors a Vacuum
There's a Rainbow Flag on My Car
Cancer of the Shower Nozzle
Rinky Dinky!
Tungsten Carbide Puppies
Toliet Hanpenis (John Hancock)
Drinking Glass Micturition
Fused Carbon Kittens
Lava Dark
iDark Speakers
Say Hello to My Little Enemy!
Control Spires of Love
Monument of H8RED
Leaving the Sink Unflushed
I said the Enema, Not the Enema!
Milkshake of Destitution
The Hostest with the Mostest
Unpleasant Urinous Liver Odour
Effexor XR Makes You Kill Yourself
Ikkakumon's Horn will Kill You!
Famlie Fyood
Regis in the Electric Chair
Rowenta Makes Ironing Fun?
Hefty 'One Billion Zip' Garbage Bags
Hasta La Vista Snuggles Bear...Down the Shitbowl You Go!!!
Alarm Clock Feces
Dragonfly Micturition
Pill Bottle Sweat
Flashlight Spam
Your Dreams Don't Miss You!
Just go through that Zanax Detector
{telephone incessantly ringing} Answer That, You Cocksucker!!!
Eternal Darnation
H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws in a Handbasket
Cockroaches in the Sink
Lyre Lyre Pants on Fyre {sp. intentional}
Cinerary Urns
The Crawling Vermicular Life Forms
Wet Columbarium
Cable TV is Tyrannical
Fragile Banister
The Old Used-Up Douches
There's Something about Insemination
Radiator Flatulence
Lambs to the "Slotter" {sp. intentional}
Freezer Log
Chimney Ice Cubes
Mood Ring of Intoxication
Tyrant of the Airwaves
Dead Cats in the Bicycle Path
Shaver of Loneliness
Frying like a Birdie on a Wire
Wiped Out!
Coalescent Enema
Constable Odo is a Faggot
Who the F is Siddig El Fadil?
It's 11:00...Do You Know where Your Water Is?
Fat Dog
Squishee Farts
Wake Up Screaming
The TVA Light Bulb Destructor
Urinous Marigolds
Pissed (angry) Pajamas
The Gold Club is *NOT* Free!!!
Afterbirth on Toast (that's pizza)
Vacuum Cleaner Destructors
Green Laser Pointer of Death
Kinky Sons of Bitches
The Nonhirsute Monkeys
Spanking the Stove
Get Down on Your Waist!!!
Making Ice Cubes in the Oven
What Happened to the Chandelier?
Flap on the Bottom like PJs
I Promise...You *WILL* Miss the Stanes
Sweat Puddles Behind Your Ears
Think Hard so You don't Strain Something!
The Pissed-In Urinators
War is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
"Phavourite" "Dotter"  {sp. intentional}
Transistor Destructor
Nonphat Refrigerator
Garbage Water
Uronium in the Mattress
Pail Ryder
Diamonds are *NOT* Forever
Scotchguard my Heart
Let's go get Hammered at the Fag Bar!
A Cold Day in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Committing Uricide
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The Toilaflexors
Some Bogus Pisson
Urinal Defecation
Astral Eddy Micturition
WHDFXUP with Bidets
Ben Winkler Looks Fucked Up!
Corona Light Weighs as much as a Regular Beer
Papa Murphys Delivers...NOT!!!
Distant Origin
Hit Your Head playing Paresi Squares!
Fire Down the Tractor Beam
Uricision of Love
Suicide-Resistant Urinator/Shower
Carpet Roaches
Getting Stoned on Parsnips
The Rat is Incontinent
Flying into a Neutron Star
The Graviton Ellipse is Your Friend
Shattered Cool Aide Pitchers
Vacuum Anus
Making a Deal with the Devil
Chronowerx uses Old ICs
Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
If You're Under 18, Zymbalta makes You Commit Suicide!
That 10's Show
Poopy Poopy Diapers!!!
Enemabag Towel
The Bathtub is Your Toliet!
Frozen Used Douches
All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!!
Floor Lamp Mess
Bunghole Paper Toliets
Worst...Enema...EVER!!!
Molten Popcycle
Chainsaw ATV
1.47 Gram Test Kite String
Who Busted out of Prison?
Bungsnoidial Donkey
Wild West Jailbreak
Lockpick of Death
Zamboni Emesis
Rechargeable Light Globes
Tonight...Long Stick Goes Boom!!!
Strokeman Strokeman!
Drink Cow Piss for Lowered Cholesterol
Motorcycle Porkbellies
BK Precision Candle
Smashing Toliets with Ball Peen Hammers
Kick Bowling Balls with Slippers On
Air Powered Kicker
Superhuman Dishwasher
Flashing Cursor of Destitution
Shooting the Dummy's Skull
Just Fucking Rediculous!!!
McToke: The Drug (smoking) Dog
Micturating Cabbage Butterfly Larvae
Throwing BBs at Mosquitos
Silence of the Silverfish
Those Dragonfly Larvae can Fly
The Screamapillars
Phoney McRing
Ajax Facial Cleanser
Take These Chains Off
Peeing in a Coffee Filter
Licking the Wrong Side of a Stamp
Smells like Geriatric Urine
Venomous Sphinx Moth Caterpillars
Taking Chemicals on the Promenade
Class VII Plasma Storm
Garutie Death Lite
Micturition of Faggots
Emesis of Lezzies
Lacrimation of Bisexualz
Camera Insemination
Radio Lactation
RDS (Restless Dick Syndrome)
Most People Don't Know how Good or Bad Their Urine Is
Dawn...and Grease is Broken
Taking the Music Back
Chainsaw Lactation
Urinous Coffee
Sour Sugar
Storage Shed Sweat
Dickwhipped Cream
Soggy Molten Pizza
Eating Out of the Garbage Can
Chickens Peck at their Eggs
You Wear High Tops on you Ears
Alligator Pee
Dead Whales in the Highway
Tincture of Valtrex
Santa Flush
Being a Big Douche
Being a Medium Colostomy Bag
Being a Small Enema
Light Bulbs Sucked up the Vacuum
What's That Crunchy Smell?!?
Urineproof Barrier
Hello Ooze
Goodbye Sea-Bond
Busted Dentures
Coffeepot Micturition
The Old Testicle & Rope
Squeaky Mouses
Shitting in the Coffeepot!
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The Adrenal Glands Suck
Do Naa Light tha Candle!!!
What's that Squeaky Noise Behind the Toliet?
Did I Hear You Incorrectly?
Free Urine Test
Spittle in a Dixie Cup
Dog Pee Catharsis
Windproof Flashlight
Chowing Down on Sea Urchins
Spiny Lobefish on the Menu
Shooting Starfish
Tower of Greediness
"C" is Never a Consonant
Snapping Off Spark Plugs
Growing Effeminate Facial Hair
Thin Girls have Cellulite
Grey Hair Tolietries
Cupboard Defecation
The Dog Water Dish has Pee in It!
Who Busted the Coffeepot?
Some Psycho Stole My Underwear
RCS (Restless Cock Syndrome)
Vanilla Cleanax
They're Not Buzzers!!!
What's Wrong with the Doorknob?
EEEEK!!! A Camel!!!
Hiding from the IRS
Bloody Q-Tips on the Floor
Sneaking Out of the Bar
Dichon Alpha is Really BRIGHT!!!
Relax the Ombusher
Data is Not an Android
Data is Not a Robot
Stealing Booze
Moose on the Expressway
Carpet Urination
The Klash Zone
Screen Door Venom
Peeps are Microwaveable...NOT!!!
Trident Gum gives You Rabies
All I Want for Christmas is Depends!
Pissing on the Third Rail
Legpit Puddles
Foul Penile Odour
Flaccid Fingers
Boner of the Neck
Cardiac Erection
Butterfly Micturition
Moth Emesis
Light Bulbs in Bicycle Spokes
Deadbolt Feces
Amperstand {sp. intentional}
Are You & Chuck Homosexicles? {sp. intentional}
RPS (Restless Prick Syndrome)
RPS (Restless Penis Syndrome)
RFS (Restless Fingers Syndrome)
RNS (Restless Neck Syndrome)
Vacuum Brain
Think with Your Dick
Nocturnal Wood
Babie Phat
Asshole Candy
Scotopic Touch
Viva Enemañata
Stahr Campain
Maid of Dishonour
Cool Whip Enema
Chewing on Christmas Lights
Light Bulb in the Turkey
Baby Tornado Micturition
Giraffe Vaginas
Pussywhipped Cough Syrup
Heavy Metal Tallahassee
Pee Root Vegetable
Black-Nosed Pees
Pissing on a Carpet Nail
Seattle
Lacrimation of Radios
Testicles Smashed with Rebar
Give that Amish a Piñata
Leaking Vacuum Cleaner Bags
Kitten Boner
Cephalic Alkalosis
Foul Stomach Contents
Our Urine is Purple
Airplane Dentition
MedaKair Part F
Cub Poop
Black Screen TV
Toliet Lactation
Facial Enuresis
Sad Cleanax
Dickwhipped Tylenol
The Funnel is Flooded!
Goat the Tolet {as my grandmother used to say}
Puffs Minus
Duresel: The Silver Top Battery
Tornado Hunters are Faggots
The Michelin Man is a Tiresexual!
Puppy Dog Insemination
Supercell Enuresis
The Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker
Total Eclipse of the Fart
Vicious Birthday
Vaccuummning the Toliets {sp. intentional}
The Crapweasels
Venomous Carpet
Bear Hibernation Enuresis
Tin Can Prison
The Price is Wrong
Envenomated by a Tiger
This Yacht Smells like Snail Pee
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Try All 31,054,500 Great Flavours!
Rye Bread has Tarragon Seeds
Hamburger Harmer Microwave Sextuplets
That Little Person Inside You is a Douchebag!
Brain Excersize Gym Rat
Work while you Play
You're Ugly!!! Waiting Long?
1-800-BAR-ALLL
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat!
Why would a Dog Eat another Dog?
The Princess and the Pee
Playing Hooky from the Bathroom
Fetal Matter in the Champagne
Nonphosphor Black LEDs
Fishslapped!
The Rats are Adorable
Pneumatic Device
Writes in Blood Ink
Urine on the Rocks
Torx Bit Crescent Wrench
Somebody Ate the Cat!
A Nose in Need Deserves Toliet Paper Indeed!
The Herbal Essences Shampoo Lady is a SLUT!!!
The Minnesota Hacksaw Massacre
His Wishes could make a Genie Crawl Back in its Bottle
Sofa Micturition
The Urinebed Sprung a Leak!
50,000 Watts of Power Picking at Each Brain
The Gorton Fisherman's Boat Sank
Honey, Fill the Lacrimationbed!!!
As Valuable as a Popped Enablex Balloon
Binary Pulsars are Kewl!!!
Lab Rats that Fight Back
The Corrigans
Furniture Meltdown
Stargate SG-047
Stuffed Crust Couches
Chair Potato
Downie Fabrik Hardener
If you see "G-H-T" then Shit Yourself!
Credebit Card
Poddy Yam
Cuisinart Hoars
Santa down the Furnace Chimney
Malomyotismon is Super!!!
Togemon's a Lezzy
Mosquito Larvae Wriggling in Your Beer
Cheeze Fud {sp. intentional}
Old Beer in the Wall
Another Bottle down the Hall
Spaghetti and Flatulence
Paper or Paper?
kAll in All You're Just Another Urinal in the Wall!k
Blood Plasma Laser
Gooey Bricks
Superglue Wicket
Franklin Stonerbear Likes Pot!
He Keeps Hanging Down
Bleeding Bleeding Hearts
That Flashlight Peed All Over My Socks
Barefoot in Busted Glass
It's Late and Someone Busted the Cool-Aide Pitcher!
Mourningcloak Butterfly Larvae are Strange
Evil Catterpods
Locusts...They'll Destroy Bajor!!!
Butterflies are Wierd
The Magic Toaster is rather Queer
The Owl is Unwise
Grift of the Maggie
Dragonfly Larvae in Your Pepsi
Plush Tadpoles
Uranated Cauliflower
Teapot of Destitution
Threadbare Automobile
Every Ciss Ends with Cay
GREETINGS, SHOWER BEASTS.... {From the C=64 computer demo "Mag Factor Three" that I wrote in mid-November 1992}
Urinous Showerhead
Roll-AIDS
Spider in your Soup
You Got Your Peanut Butter in My Coke!!!
kDooooo Theeeee Puuuu Syyyyy  Whippppp!!!k
?NOT READY WHIP ERROR IN 32768
Waiter, There's a Soup in My Bug!
Spider Under the Table
There Was Pee in My Coffee!
Carbonated Gerbils
Oxygenated Plutonium
Would You Like some Coffee with Your Sugar?
Super Salt Bear
Oven of Destitution
Bathtub Spigot Micturition
I Figured Out Blue Clues!!!
Venomous Rental Wheelchair
Fridge Bottom Stuphing
Cupboard Flatulence
Partial Eclipse of the Dryer
Poisonous Light Bulbs
Exveemon's V-Laser is Ineffectual at Best
Cat in a Burning Grocery Bag
Spilling Beans
My Lil' Forgetter
Baby Scorpions & Rhinocerous Beetle Grubs (Larvae)
Tarantula Defecation
Radiance of the Testicles
Annular Eclipse of the Ass
Why, Motherf**ker? Ain't a Black Man Allowed to Carry His Own Toliet?!?
RepHresh Pussy Cleaner is Pussywhipped
Black Widows are Spectacular
Med-4-Graveside
Tiny Nippleless Boobs
Fuck the Majik Toestor {sp. intentional}
Home-4-Med
Money in the Garbage
Debby Meyer's Everrotten Black Bags
Drinking from the Port-O-Let
Busted Scooters
Burning Electrical Odour
Got a Torn Dollar in My Pocket
The Steering Column's Flooded
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