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There's a Dead, Dead Helicopter...You Can Smell It With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Neodyne Nerds
Toliet Manibusdick (John Hancock)
Carburetor Sweat
The Potheads (pronounced, "poa'THEEDS")
The Potheads (pronounced, "POT'heads")
Shoo Majick
The Flowers are Sunny
Battling a Nasty PTI
Plush Bombs
Fembot Sweat
Togemon's Needle Spray will Hospitalise You!
Cat in a Warm Cardboard Box
Uranated Lawn Gnome (note sp.)
Add 6 Cups of Lye
Antelope Sweat
Mad Dog 20/20 Disease
Pissed-Off Basketballs
Pissed-On Bubblegum
Kyubimon's a Lezzy!
Climbing Into the Dustcart from Hell
Yes, We Have No Firearms
Cleaning Your Dentures in the Toliet
Barking at Saturn
Poopy, POOPY Paper Towels
The Cheerios Bee is So So Queer, You Can Smell It While You Steer!
Why Isn't Q-Ball a Faggot?
What's Up with the Vinculum?
Puppy Sweat
The Dingleberries 
That Marinator is So So Filthy, You Can Hear it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Jell-O Creamatory
There's a Poopy Poopy Litterbox, You Can Hear It With Your Socks
Butt Sandwich Heiney
Phat Phree Toliet {all words intentionally misspelled}
WASTOIDS -- The Curiously Urinous Mints
Asshole Chair
Vengeance Metal
Saturn on Hell
Tastes Like Sweat Cream Cheeze
There's a Dead, Dead Battery...You Can Hear it With Your Flattery!
♪ Who Lives in a Whizzer Inside the Abyss? (SpermBoob PeePants) 
♪ Who's Uranated and Soaked with Cat Piss? (SpermBoob PeePants) 
Stop Fucking My Microwave or Subcommander Pikachu will Flush Your Toliet!
Pig Benis
Rig Bubber
Batteries from Hell
The Guy who Wrote the Song
Being Piddled-Off and Breaking a Broom
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Mechanically Seperated Chicken
Antiproton Soup
Instant Nonphat Urinal -- Just Add Piss!
57 Magots
Neutron Hosebag
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Stop Inseminating My Fireplace or Subcommander Antilepton will Barf in Your Salad
Secondary Hull Lavage
Duct Tape Doesn't Fix a Damn Thing!
The Uranated Coffee Mugs (note sp.)
The Enterprise is So So White, You Can Smell it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Dying Rose Bush Lactation
Envelope Emesis
Hooplah! Hooplah! Hoo*SPLAT!!!*
PISS YOU!!! There's a Dead Mouse Behind the Wall
Free Cockroaches!
Pecker Pecker Pumpkin Wrecker
Piss Cauliflower
Velvet Asshaberdasher
Stop Ejaculating Into My Milk Jug or Captain Tachyon will Pee In Your Armpits
Shampiss Shampiddle Shampee Shampoddy Shampoo!
Cardiac Cuttlege
Sweeping the Ceiling
Cleanax Micturition
You're Orange Julius Stink's {syntax errors intentional}
Arrested Java Shampoo
Muttonchops from Heaven
Cleaning Toliet Sludge Off the Chandelier
Mopping the Dishwasher
Vaccuming the Fishtank
Trump is a Douchenoozle
Waxing the Lawn
The Rascalators
Ironing the Toliet
Kilauea and the Fourteen Fissures
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Shampooing a Giraffe
Stop Ironing My Socks or Lance Corporal Antilepton will Puke in Your Shirt Drawer
Being a Wascally Widdle Wascal
Dry Cleaning Our Prefrontal Lobes
Smell Ya Later Computator!
Stop Desecrating My Underwear or Subcommander Antimuon will Ejaculate into Your Laundry Basket
Uranating a Fireplace {sp. intentional}
Shampooing the Toliet
Force-Feeding Cigarette Stubs to a Dustbin
Kicking Candelabras Off the Ceiling
Setting Fire to Cicadas for Satan Sakes
Maximum Candiosity to the Pulse Laser!
Foul Cerebrum Odour
Extinguishing Smudge Pots for Christ Sakes
Hairy Nutsack Explosion
The Big Yucking Fucky Piss Stain Band
Stop Vacuuming the Toliet or Subcommander Pothead will Ignite Your Silverware Drawer
The Greenhorns are Squeaky
They Call Me Dilute Urine! (quite rightly)
Mopping a Moose
Piss You what's that Horrible Smell?!? O never mind, it's just the lightswitch
Flushing Your Sin Sticks Down to Hell
Fawn on a Cold Talgonite Ceiling
Paricium is some High-Tech Shit
The Cat Tree's Passing Micturition Again
Rusty Vacuum Cleaner Bag
Stop Flushing My Dishwasher or Captain Antipikachu will Throw Away Your Salad Tongs
Sandwiches Clogging Up the Fireplace
That Pot Pipe has So Much Resin You Can Hear It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Eating Sandy Duncan's Boobs
Washing Dirty Ashtrays Over the Garbage Compactor
Defecating into a Wheelie Bin
Eating Soup with Molten Spoons
Leaving Lighters Out in the Pail Moonlight {misuse of homophone intentional)
Disinfecting Our Praying Mantis Nymphs
The Papasan is an  Asshaberdasher
Igniting Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Satan Sakes
Douching Out the Dryer with Whitewash
Over There's a Poopy Diaper; You Can Feel It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Mopping the Chandelier
Shooing Away Hummingbird Moths for Pete Sakes
Hairy Panties
Canon Coolpix Cameras are Brie
Windows XP -- Are You Shitting Me?
Drink like the Cleaning Lady Does...Directly from the Chlorox Jug!
The Destitution of Smaug
Ignorance of the Flowerpot
Smells Like Burning Plastic
Using Only ½ a Cup of Regular Bleach
-17° and No Air Conditioning
Rat Squished by a Hide-A-Bed
Santa Clause Leaving a Shit Down a Chimmney
Toxic Fireplace Syndrome
Hosing Down a Dipsty Dumpster with a Shotgun
Poisonous Lederhosen in Orange
Burning Cigarette Stubs Melting a Wax Wall Uranator {sp. intentional}
Bathing in Warm Doormouse Poddy
Peach Pit Stenosis
Girls Don't Got Rythm
Cat Piss Fever
♪ Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! ♪
Flipping Satin the Birdie {sp. intentional}
I 8 PP
Stop Shooting My Stove or Subcommander Testicle will Flush Away Your Dinner Forks
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Cardiac Uranation {sp. intentional}
Over There's a Diet Pepsi; You Can Hear It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Your Nose is Bleeding; Better See a Gynaecologist!
Putting New Satan Sheets on the Bed {sp. intentional}
Pedophiles are Brie
Smoke Like a Chimney
Rat Piddle Hyperthermia
Lighting M80s and Throwing Them into Sinks
Vaccum Cleaners Clogged with Rat Fur
Hydrofluoric Acid Douche
Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh Under the Mailbox {sp. intentional}
Sweat Farm
Air Freshener Baleen with Viagra
Tarantula Hawk(eye) Pierce
I'll Have the Poo Poo Platter!
The Dog's Bollocks have Popped
That F'ing Thing is a Groundplane, Not an Airplane!
Panda Bear Lacrimation
Being Lavished with Tittty Tisses
Over There's a Dr. Pepper; You Can Smell It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Going to Pick Up Bread at the Sweat Shop
Having a Nice Warm Aqua Regia Enema
Narrow++
Stepping in Cricket Doody
Hot Mud from the Bathtub Spigot
Kicking Over Water Heaters for Christ Sakes
Top Ticking the Titty Tat!
Is it Kleanex or Cleenax?
(Tree) Bucket of Concrete
Rat Poopie in the Marinal Chamber
Satin is Cute
Corporal Antilepton Sysops
Deodourant Ice Cream Bone with Aleve
Bush Pail
The Comfort Blanket is Micturating
Platypus on a Frozen Neon Roof
It's the Nitrium, Not the Nitrium!
Yes, We Have No Cantaloupes
Plutonium Bowling Ball Cores of Crystallised Spittle
Being Booted Off the Blunderbus
Being Two Egg Rolls Short of a Poo-Poo Platter
Bathing in Hot Polar Bear Poddy
Using a Busted Chair as a Coatrack
Bust a Cap in Your Socks
Disposing of Shittake Toadstools
Dew the Do!
Carbonated Beetles
Over There's a Pretty Cat. You can Smell it Where You Shat.
There's a Dog Fece on the Cat Tree!
♪ The Fagot on the Bus Goes Suck Suck Suck! ♪
Gee Your Hair Smells like Tarantula Pee!
Piss Ants "Я" Us
Bad Titmouse! Shame On You!
Bowl of Cheerios with Water Instead of Milk
♪ Santa Clause is Going...to Shit! ♪
These Train Tracks Smell like Snausages
{Spoken like that asinine red muppet Elmo} Uh o! Who Wants to Die?
Antelope Micturition
Cauliflower Sweat
Tablet PC Bulemia
Telephone Diuresis
Ewww! Meteor Shit!
There is No "I" in Cleanax
Giving the Cat an Enema
I Live in a Swiffer Wet Jet
The Sonars
♪ The Toilet on the Bus Goes Flush Flush BOOM!!! ♪
Merry Fishmas
Lemon Zester Insemination
Greenteeth Corded Earphones
♪ Three Little Mittens They Lost Their Kittens ♪

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Biscuit of Burned Sugar
Maximum Candiosity to the Dishwasher!
Flying the Gay Little Plastic Drone Into some Wires
Gorden Ramsy Sucks Big Walrus Cock
Sucking Kitty Litter Up with a Eureka Vaccum
Hey, There's a Cookie in the Garbage!
Flushable Paramecium
You Can't Say "Shittake Mushrooms" on the CIH Forums
Booze in the Blender
Dental Lacrimation
Oversee Unmatch & Destroy
Bipolar Eclipse of the Fart
There's a Leaky Garden Hose, You can Hear it With Your Nose!
"Siggerets" in the Marinator {note sp.}
Kick the Doorbell and Run!
Flushing Away GE D36 Satan Bright Christmas Bulbs
Buying a "Role" of Toilet Paper {note sp. of, "Roll"}
Great Value Classic Roast Cat Turds
Keyboard Sweat
Sunflower Micturition
Tablet Computer Emesis
Brewing Poo Water in the Coffee Machine
Eeeeek!!! A webmaster!!!
♪ Who Let the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach Out? ♪
Dead Burritos
Lone Tiny Potato
Dustbin Dicklicks
{sung like Madonna} ♪ Like a Sturgeon, Swimming for the Very First Time! ♪
Eating Deathcap Mushrooms for Fun and Profit
Some Butt Wagon Ironed My Socks
COVID-19 Trombones
Stop Fucking My Regrigerator or Subcommander Antimuon will Pee On Your Shoes!
99 Hat Ballons Knallen Gelassen
Spit Diaper
Hot Water Bottles that Perspire
Trifecal "Lite Blub" of Doom {sp. intentional}
Unflushable Amoebas
A Piss Ant Riding His Motorcycle Around the Inside of a Cheerio
Cellular Halitosis
Accidentally Stepping on Palmon
Jukebox Oxygen {a passing vagrant said this to me while I was flying my UAV on 08-13-20!}
Cellular Tornado
Marsquake On Venus
Shot Oysters
Chef BoyArDon't
Flying the Gay Little UAV Into a Bridge
Eating Out of the Dustbin for Fun and Profit
Only Runs on Windows 95
Chocolate-Flavoured Enema
Vomiting Vases that Sweat
Urine Bear
The Magic Toaster's So So Queer, You can Smell it with Your Ear!
APOCALYPSE URANATOR
Unstriking a Match
The @$$#○£€ Thermometer is Tainted
Stealing a Tox Uthat
Drowning the Color-Change Pumpkin Lite in the Toliet
Antiperspirant Owlbone with Tylenol
Hell Has Air Conditioning...NOT!!!
♪ Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Are You Smarter Than a Piece of Paper? ♪
Reefer Emesis
Bundt Cake Paralysis
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Honey, Grab Me the Feminator!
Auntie Em's Deader Than a Doorknob!
{sung to the tune of, "Santa Baby"} ♪ Monster Baby, Come Flood the Toilet With Me! ♪
Pushbroom Micturition
Squeaky Sounds Uranator/Table Lamp {sp. intentional}
Santa Clause Uranating Into a Stocking
Mrs. Clause Playing for the Other Team
A Rat Pee'd On My Socks
Needles On My Toes
What's Wrong with the Asshole Thermometer?
Crushing the Disease
Rattling Sounds Violin
The Marinator's Flooded!
Breaking a Shitbowl with a Hammer
Lava Lamp Fungus
Tuba Solo
Playing Competetive Monopoly
Like a Porcupine in a Balloon Factory
MDS {Missing Dick Syndrome}
Dogs Shit Empenada!
Yo! Whassup Homes?
Strawberry Penis
Cat Shit Enchilada!
MY CAT EATS HIS OWN POOP!
Dogshit Taco!
Drinking Shampoo Because It Tastes Shitty
Pee is Stored in the Balls
CRUSTY OLD FARTS
Santa Clause Destroying a Saucer
Getting Pissed and Kicking a Urenal Off the Wall
Santa's Elves Going Poddy on a Telephone
Moose Exterminator
Carbonated Douchenoozle
Some Piss Ant Pee'd on a Lamp
Things That Tick
Angry McPisseron's a Faggot
Scratch & Sniff Alarm Clocks
The Talking Bomb Pee'd on My Socks
Table Lamp Micturition
Popping Zits On My Houseplant
Nuclear Assassin
Duke Wellington is a Coprophile
Java Disintegration Syndrome
My Pissbladder's Full of Apple Juice
Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant
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Pool of Stink 
...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
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Running Over Raccoon Doody
The Box of Enuresis
The Little Doheny!
Squidward Tennis Balls
Fis Yo Gree
WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!!
Cheese Made from Leggos
Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can)
Who the Phuck is Libbey?
Computer Monitor Sweat
Spilling Urine on your Keyboard
Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day!
Setting Fire to Smudge Pots
Potato Children {Tater Tots}
There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat
Security Level 0
♪ He's Got a Plastic Peebag! ♪
New Seattle
Neiu Amsterdarn
Toliet of Destitutiuon
Lazer Galaxie {werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Terra Destroyer!!!
Positron Laser!!!
♪ It's Raining It's Pouring the Old Man is Snoring  Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down! ♪
Pee You!!! Something Really Reeks!!!
Getting Straight Fs
kDesign It...Steal It...See It on the Runway!k
Introducing...The Naked Brot...GOOOOOONNNNNG!!!
Zoe 202
Is Dale Voltz a Faggot?
Earning a D- Average in Jr. High
The KOPO Dog Sucks Toliet Muscle!
Patrick Dooley had those Big Fucking Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade
Drink Used Radiator Fluid
Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame
Running Over Raccoon Doody
The Box of Enuresis
The Little Doheny!
Squidward Tennis Balls
Fis Yo Gree
WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!!
Cheese Made from Leggos
Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can)
Who the Phuck is Libbey?
Computer Monitor Sweat
Spilling Urine on your Keyboard
Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day!
Setting Fire to Smudge Pots
Potato Children {Tater Tots}
There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat
Security Level 0
He's Got a Plastic Peebag!
New Seattle
Neiu Amsterdarn
Toliet of Destitutiuon
Lazer Galaxie {werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Terra Destroyer!!!
Positron Laser!!!
Ryan Seacrest Looks like a FAGGOT!
House Micturition
Paper Toliets Down Sink Drains
Urinal Abuse
The Stove is Sparking
Nowadays, You Got to have Plutonium
What's Wrong with my Pancreas?
I am Cornholio!
I need TP for my Bunghole!
You will Give me...All Your Caca!
A Fugly Bedroom Group!
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SpongeBob Plays the Nasal Recorder
Create Learning that Sucks
Refund Disposition Loan
Peeing in Plastic Cups
Heating Used Douches in the Microwave
Custodian in a Bottle
Waste of Paper Toliets
Broken Mop Handles for Janitors
What a Urinator...I mean What a Pisser!!!
Smoke Weed...It's Good for You
This Yacht Smells like Cat Pee
Punish the Vacuum Cleaner
What's Burning?!?
Scottowels Stuffed Down Johns
Spanking the Giraffe
Popping Zits in your Pissbladder
Playing the Nose Flute
Radioactive Waste of Paper Towels
Cheese in the Garbage Disposal
Daniel Jackson is a Faggot
Reads like Science Fiction
Automatic Poop Throwing Machine
SpongeBob SquarePants Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury
Veemon is Not the Baby Daddy
Flamedramon {The Fire of Courage} is Not the Baby Daddy
Raidramon {The Storm of Friendship} Is the Baby Daddy
Sandy Cheeks is a Lezzy
Smash that Fucking Couch See if it Steals Your Change Again
Wheel...Of...Torture!
Dumb Stupid Douchenozzles
The Issue with the Tissue
The Distinct Sound of Cheese Being Cut
A Neighbour with some Paper
Drymon...Digivolve to...WETMON!!!
Blasting the Pants Cannon
(Crash Course in) Brane Surjurie {sp. intentional}
kOoooooooo Who Fell in a Toliet Inside the Abyss?k
Smelly Hairy Peebag
San Wakeen Valley Urinator!
Renamon...Matrix Digivolve to...TOWELMON!!!
Alex Krebeck is Not a Faggot?
Raining Piss Ants & Rottenhoneybees
kOooooooo! Who Stepped in some Doody while Catching a Bus?
Who's Highly Corrosive and Soaked with Boob Pus!k
Garbear {pronounced "gair'bare" like "care bear"}
Garbear {pronounced "gar'bare" like "tar bear"}
There's Coffee in that Nebula
Dragonfly Envenomation
Cornholedog
NatureDoesn'tWorks
Crop of Sugar Coke
Lactic Acid is KOOL!!!
Growth Chamber for the 6th Century
Rat Scratch Fever
These Shotglasses Don't Work
What's Wrong with My Poo?
Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol
Beaver Snatch
Rhino Clit
Urea Milkshake
Grendyl isn't a Monster
Take Drugs!
Smoke Pot!
Heads Mounted on Spears
Meterdevil LM-666 Satanic Meter
Pills in the Toliet
A Man Who Ate Stones
High Ho, High Ho, It's Off to the Fag Bar I Go!
Bloody Kotexes in the Cistern
A Stone that Ate Men
Cello Solo!
Tainted Nonessentials
Lead Balloons that Fly?
Fire in the Bunghole!
Sawing Off his Sack
Drinking a Steaming Hot Glass of Cat Pee
This Owl is Defective
Eagle Sextupet
There's a Product called 'Nads'?
Joes vs. Joes
Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!!
Go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!!!
Oooooooo! Who Lives in a Urinal Under the Sea?
Pissblanket
Guano? Tisk Tisk!
Belltone is Conducting Research on a New Antienuresis Technology
Chantix Makes You Ralf in the Bushes
The Gospel According to Toliet
Clean Jobs
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Uncle Milton's Armpit Hair Farm
Bird Fork
Battery-Powered Carrots are Deadly
Sitting on the Toliet Stroking My...SPACHELA, Spachela, spachela... {sp. intentional}
Oops!!! The Garbage Bag Busted!!!
Lizard Slotted Spoonhead
Leaking Fishtank
Beaver and Butthole How Nice! {spoken like that drill seargant-type character on the program}
Golf is for Faggets!
The Garbage Broke my Wheelchair
Break Up those Boxes
Ronny Doich is a Really Douchey Douchebag!
Botched Colostomy Bag
Polygrip Test Results {as Beavis & Butt-Head might call them}
{spoken like Willard Brimhole} Check Your Blood Salt and Check it Often!
Did You Uranate in the Coffeepot? {note sp.}
Sucking Carpet Pigs Up with an Industrial Vacuum Cleaner
kI Bring these Gifts for You they're Up in My Bummmmk
Swauv Shampee is for Wussies
Performing Bad Magic Offstage
Yankee Leg
Who Uranated in the Eggnog? {note sp.}
kWrapped Up like a Douche Another Runner in the Nightk
kYou'll Shoot Your Eye Out, You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!k
Caffienation Deactivation
A Hair on the Toliet Seat
Sally's Boot Camp Survivors
Makes You go Poo-Poo
Getting an "A" on the Polygrip Test
Uranation in the Uranator {note sp.}
Two Hot Juicy Alligator Meat Burgers
Get that Amish a Colostomy Bag!
Cut Your Tongue on a Busted Boob Tube
He Called Us {vulgar term for multiple penis vacuums}!
Yay Telephony!!! {pronounced 'tel uh FONE'ee'}
kChristmas Comes just Once This Yeark
The Bungknockers
Public Restroom Puddle
Stargate SG-2,458,770
kOoooooooooo...Who Died in a Cantaloupe Over the Sea? SPERMJIM ROUNDPANTS!!!k
Tell the Rapping Spermbags to STFU!!!
Let's Play on the Dyson Sphere
Drake & Josh Look like FAGGETS!
Catch Me if you Can, Little Meow Meow!
Aircraft Bumblebee
Ninja Micturition
Carpet Rat
{male singing} kI Married my Dream Boy I Married my Dream Boyk
Fighting Futons
N.F.B. (Dnabnikufesin)
Mythconfirmers
Violence Metal
The Pack isn't Back
Smash Bulbz!
Screaming Against Vengeance
Feel the Slotted Spoon
The Priests of the Devils of Syrinx
Kelp Eat Abaloney
Punch Buggy
Peeing on the Third Rail
Taking a Maternity Test for Maury
Spayed Blue Whales
Neutered Polar Bears
Uranated Water Heater {note sp.}
ATM Machine (Automatic Teller Machine Machine)
Fuck You and Fuck the Fucking Fuck Too!
The Magic Intestine
Pissing on an Electric Fence
Dammitol
Fuckitol
Mom Warned Me Never to Marry that Douchebag
Super Duper Huey
Having a Vowel Movement
It's the Meeeeeers!
Crystal (Meth) Castles
Taco Smell Makes You have Liquid Poo-Poo!
Screwitol
Fudgeitol
Fructose for the Lactose Intolerant
Peeing Out Consonants
Warp Core Breach Not in Progress
Time to be a Hero Doctor!
Who Busted the Toliet?!?
Stop Desecrating my Patio or Subcommander Testicle will Inseminate Your Cistern {toliet tank}
Stuffed-Up Bathtub Drain Hooplah
Gay Pride of Lions
Octagonal Festival
Taking a Dumpster
Wild & Out-of-Control Infants
Crying on My Stage
Triangular Rats
There's a Dead DEAD Christmas Tree, You can Smell it with Your Knee
kWho's Highly Absorbent and Soaked with Cat Pee? SPERMBAG PISSPANTS!!!k
Our Songs are all Earworms
You Got a Cash Mayday!
Food Fight Quest
Urine Cabbage
Money Taxi
Uranated Coffee Grinds {note sp.}
Greenteeth® Earphones
Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker!
Cans of Mt. Poop in the "Siggeret" Machine {sp. intentional}
I'd Like to Buy a Bowel
Buxten Disorganiser
Cellular Telephone Discharge
Forced Emesis Every Nite {sp. intentional}
Jellyfish Feces
It's All Urine, Pee-Pee!
A Regular Handbag can get Kyped
Snails that Sweat
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Rosetta Stoner!
Deodourant Duck Bone with Cheese
Violating Whole Grain
Optical Intercourse
Stop Fucking my Toaster or Corporal Antilepton will Pee in Your Hair
Viola Solo!
Flushing Goldfish Down Old Toliets
PODDY OFF, PODDY WASP!!!
Satan's Public Hair {note sp.}
Apple Flavoured Broccoli
Fire Fruitarts
Colonel Fartknocker and the Bungknockers!
Tampons in the Drinking Fountain
What's That Thing Floating in the Urinator?
My Watermelon is Squeaky
♪ Impossibilities!!! ♪
Get Him a Rusty Old Truck
Edison was a Fraud!
Who *REALLY* Invented the Microphone?
The Booger Eaters
Pissing in a Teapot
Ball Up Raw Meat and Throw It!
Stuffing Paper Towels down Bathtubs
PFC I. P. Freely Pisses the Bed at Sally's Boot Camp
Any Place but Here
{computerised male voice} He Eats Light Bulbs and Drinking Glasses and Poo Poo
Zefram Cochrane went to Warp 9.997 but the Bunghole Kept it a Secret!!!
Leaving a Trail of Slime in Your Wake
Boner of Contention
?CAN'T URANATE ERROR IN 65534
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Shoving Busted Light Bulbs up Barney's Bunghole {"Barney" - the purple toliet dinosaur from PBS}
Baby Bop Broke Your Uncle Milton's Ant Farm     {"Baby Bop" - the yellow toliet dinosaur from PBS}
♪ Smoking in the Girl's Room! ♪
Is Uncle Milton a Fartknocker?
Vacuuming Up Christmas Balls
Failing to Water the Tree
The Always-Ending Story
Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peckers
Never Good at Pubic Speaking {note sp.}
♪ I'm Full like the Wolf ♪
Piss Christmas
Shitty New Year's Eve
Resume Your Disorder
Aqua de Pee
Stinky Yule Log Floating in the Toliet
We'll Make a Few Tweaks
Nasty Chainsaw Accident
Covering the Christmas Tree with Polyurethane
Internal Blue Alert
Contributing to the Garbage Can
Your Toaster Desecrated My Crayons
Pouring Vodka in the Christmas Tree Water Basin
That Cow is a Lezzy!
Milk in the Urinators
Alien vs. Predatory Bird
Who Uranated in the Dryer? {sp. intentional}
Skunky Gatoraide
Twist-Offs Let In More Neon
Orange Juice in the Stove
Strapping Fartknockers in Wheelchairs with No Brakes at the Tops of Hills
♪ Have a Holly Jolly Enema, It's the Best Thing Up your Butt! ♪
♪ Two More Days Till Christ-mas, Sil-Ver Tree ♪
Aaron Esurance Uses a Pink Wig!
Broken Leaking Plastic Douche Bottles
Regurgitated Colon Contents
Pukebag
♪ If Your Website Sucks Big Walrus Cock Don't Send it to Me ♪
Not the Vagina, the Vagina!
It's Bassackward
Contracting HIV from a Broken, Diseased Ken Doll
Stoner Steve Sparks Up 100 Bowls a Day
AVOID SPIKES
Don't Move Laterally
Why are there Paper Towels Floating in the Commode?
Soap in the Drinking Fountain
Ice Cold Beer in the Urinators
Who Has #13 On?
Betsy Wetsy has Enuresis!
Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot the Rest You're in the John!
Cum Guzzling Guttersluts
Some Bogus Pisson
Some Stupid Fucker
Downing a Glass of Urochrome
Poo Pot Makers
A Guppy Called "Wendy"
Exploding Toliet
My Oompa Loompa Became Damaged
A Goldfish Called "Santa's Little Helper"
The Spatulas are Crying
Unimatrix 2,458,770
A String of Satan Bright Christmas Bulbs
Involuntary Uranation {note sp.}
Eye Kant Vacume {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt}
Santa Flush
I Want some Fucking Trix!
Cactus Testicles
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Your Robot keeps Fucking my Vaccum Cleaner
Wheaties Festival
Chinchilla Tightening Machine
Stepping in Worm Piss
Enema Douches
Sonny Walkwoman
There's Urine in the Washingmachine
Poopy Fridge
Baby Swimming after Money
Zitt Vacumn {sp. intentional}
Ripping Your Bunghole Off
Vaccuummnne - Masters of Thresh Metal {sp. intentional}
Mountain Poop is Yucky!
What the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Was That?!?
Vytorin is Not Dick Drugs!
Fecal Dryer
Paying the Bug Guy
Happy Hyundai Days
Vertizontal Shades
Flashing Blinding Sunglasses
The Butt Sausages
Bungmonkeys
Iced Penises
Worm Quintet are a Bunch of Pricks
Do Cricket Feces Chirp when they Hit the Ground?
Setting Fire to Dirty Wash
Sojournen Urine
Set Your Cocks Forward this Spring {note sp.}
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mouse Droppings
Hairy Pothead
Carbonated Hand Mixer
Captain Underwear and the Attack of the Talking Toliets
Burst Garbage Bags
Taking Out the Lamps
Binary Cock {note sp.}
Gee, Your Hair Smells like Cat Pee!
Legpit Deodouriser
Air Rottener
Liquid Accordions
Blood-Engorged Penguins Live at the Equator
Semisweet Tennies
The Rice is Crying
Radioactive Towels
Pocket Full of Semen
CDs That Perspire
She's Getting all Squeaky
Blender Cup Infection
Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off red satan sheets}
Garbage Can Infuction {sp. intentional}
Dipsty Dumpster Deodourant
The Soap is Delicious
Cistern Straw
Drinking from the Urinators
Slipping on Soiled Depends
Bathtub Drain Squishee
The Mad Tromboner
And OH Gets the Square!
Band Liquidators
All "Licker" is Vile {the word "Liquor" intentionally misspelled}
Not Time for the Unbonus Square
Drink Like the Dog Does - Out of the Toliet Bowl
Inverted Studmuffins
Pr0n >=< Porn
Semisolid Dishwasher
Insufficient Postage on that Thanksgiving Card!
Kant Fule thuh Speeling Pollese {ahl werdz intenshenaly mispelt}
Crab Grass Semen
I Like Big Bugs and I Cannot Lie
Eating Used Syringes
Willard Brimhole *IS* a Queer!
Toaster Micturition
Can't Say "ING"
Spittle Police
Betraying that Pop Bottle
Goiter on your Testes
Box of Geriactric's Toys
No More Games
Testicular Waffles with Urochrome Syrup
Is William Shatner a Queer?
Turn On the "Koff" with Delsim
666 More Shopping Days until H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
The Macey's Easter Parade
Vicks Late-Defense
Cauliflower Micturition
Going Over the Nife {sp. intentional}
Uncozy Sleepwear
Smoking a Bowl in Amsterdarn
Creeping Streetlights on TV
Holiday Sataned Ham Dip
Cold Springs Cold Tub at 47.40960°F
Mike Golic is Waif-Thin!
Poaperee - Unique Gifts for Retards {sp. of "potpourri" intentional}
Job? Career? Job? Career? Job? Career? What's the Fucking Difference?!?
Can the Trajector Send Me to Juneau?
Interest in Polish Culture
Photons & Forcefields?
The Crickets are Stinking
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Giving the Dog a Boner
Floody McFlood
Fiery McFire
Finite Spirals
Woody Woodpeckerhead
Fart Noc Ker {three lizards around a butthole say each word sequentially}
Bathing in Warm Camel Poddy
What's With the Replicals?
DMM = Doo Moofah Moolah
The Jack Daniels Worm
You're a Douche, You're a Douche!
Crestor is Not Dick Medication!
Skid Marks on the Toliet Seat
The Robot has been Neutralised
"The 'Toliet' Test" {The word "toilet" is intentionally misspelled}
The Misadventures of Commander Antiproton
Iced Gasoline
Zymbalta Makes You Put Your Head in the Oven!
Crazy Glue Your Fingers Together
Flammable Ice Cubes
Noise from the CD Player
The Porno Buttmonkeys
Dangerouswatch Video Sphere
The Magic Toaster's So So Gay, You can Smell it While You Spray!
I am Charmin of Borg. You are Buttholes. You Will Be Wiped.
The Magic Toaster is Not Really Magical
Doctors & Malpractise Lawyers Working Together
Radio Killed the Video Star
Who Put the Fork in the Garbage Disposal?
It's Raining Tarantulas & Scorpions
The Astronaut has Rotor Blades
Toxic Pet Strobe
Batteries are Flushable
You Can Edit your Camel Urine
Tambor Beta Six is Cool!!!
Smoking a Bowl to Avoid Getting Stoned
Verteron Particles from the McPherson Nebula
Jimmy Carter did Not appear on Laugh-In
Gumby is Not Flexible
The Daily Quadruples
The Magic Toaster vs. A Claw Hammer
Chandeliers are Brie
Cut Through the Bullshit with a Knife!
Get Off my Dick, It's Sick
Venomous Wristwatch
{sung like Britany Spears} Oops, I Fucked Up Again!
Heaven's Devils
Super Glue in the Toliet
Bun Gho Lio {three cartoon teens around a dude say each word sequentially}
Repossesions? Let Guido Loan You Money!
Miracle Pancreas
Bert Convey Acted like a Fagget
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Straight as a Broken Arrow
Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill
Never and Never Again
The Coffeepot Has Nothing but Hot Water in It!
Dick Cup Perspiration
Charging this Flashlight Resembles a "Spanking the Monkey" Motion
4:20
Euthenasia of the Refrigerator
The Oven is Pissing
My Huge' Forgetter! {punctuation intentional}
You Did Designate Him a 'Windbag'
?CONSTIPATION ERROR
Who Stomped on the Magic Toaster?
Anesthetise this Bitch!
Turned Resistor
Winter's Morn Nondisposable Douches
It's Late and Someone Busted the Pepsi
Captain Proton to the Rescue
Six Thousand Chicken Fajitas {pronounced "fuh-JYE'-tuhs"}
Hummer Feeder
The Freezer is Melting
Drinking Hot Cat Poddy
Poor, Poor Pitiful You
Get Off My Urinal...It's a Funeral!
The Dick Cup is Crying
Alex Krebeck is a Faggot!
Calamity Jane is a Lezzy
The Sahara Desert is in Antarctica
{making loud vaccuming noises} It's a Sandstorm!!!
Battery Enema
The Penile Instrument is Out of Squid Fluid
Hole in Eighteen or Nineteen
I'm 43 and I Love It!
Too Old to Wear Anthrax Shirts?
IR-Emitting UV Laser
The Wall Shelves are Peeing Again!
Doorframe Trauma
Hoo Kant Spel Potatoe? {sp. intentional}
URINE ON, URINE CICADA!
Ben Gay Stops Morning Wood
USB Urinator Spud Valve
Santa Clause Destroying a Toliet
Polly Wants an Enema!
Tilex Grows Mould
{shouted in golf} Sicks!!!
As Valuable as a Dented Garbage Can
Screen Door on a Submarine
Maintenance Shed Lacrimation
Rudolph the Brown-Nosing Reindeer
Taking the Bate
You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, Fuuuuuck You!!!
Tugging On Neelix's Whiskers
Sleeping in Hot Camel Urine
Tennis Ball Micturition
Broken Knife
The Stinky Plastic King Heads
Peckerbreath
Peterhead
Aural Illusions
Extreme Makeunder Business Edition
Optical Delusions
Ninja Snake Micturition
Scanning the Garbage
Viva Toliet!!!
Raindude
Rat-a-Touie
STFU Billy Mays!!!
Flushing the Sink
What's Wrong with the Dipsty Dumpster?
Warm Dog Candy
You Can't Edit Your Cat Pee
Flushing for Ketchikan
The Juneau Black Sphere UFO
Cockroach on a Hot Vanadium Coffee Cup
When Good Toliets...Go BAD!!!
BLOG = Bullshit Log
Bowling for Barrow
P&V {Urine & Acetic Acid}
Billy Mays is a Fartknocker
Dad, What's a Fartknocker?
Catnip for the Amish
What's That Fucking Noise?!?
B-B-B-Bobbleheads!
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charley Horse!!! {sung to the "Chia Pets" jingle}
Shitting in the Sauna
Left Guard
Once More Unto the Wastepaperbasket
Worshipping Cat Urine
Throwing Wolf Shit to the Wolves
Used Tampaxes Behind the Toliet
Invasion of the Stoves
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Dad, the Walrus is Broken Again!
"OPEN" Sign Micturition
ToilaFlex Turd Burglars
Heat the Engines
What's Wrong with the Couch?
Beavis & Butt-Head are Real!
Feel the Chocolate
Billy Mays Acts like a Choad
Pustule Cops
Flattened Enemabags
Spray-Painted H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Pus-Encrustulated Faces
Desktop Pee-Cee Extinction
We Love Eight-Tracks
Vinyl is Mute
Southern Fried Stem Bolts
Batteries in the Toliet
The Mouldy Purpose Room
It's Time to Play the Garbage Can
Urinator Sweat
Honey, the Ceiling is Overflowing!
Happy Country Camel
Bogus Pissons
Uterine Litter
Shotgun Toliet Tissue
Intestinal Yeast Infection
I Can't Poo!!!
That Silver-Haired FAGGOT from "America's Next Top Model"
Take Me Back to a Heavy Time...from '85 to '89!
You're Supposed to Pee on It!
All for One
One for All
The Wasteful Busted Sink and Rusted Out Urinator Band
What's so Great About the AARP Card?
Stark Raven Mad!
The Condom Band
Eye Vomit
Uranated Mouse
Plutonium Cow
Radium Rat
Technicium Turtle
The Irradiated Guppies
Radioactive Spider
The Slayer Slayers
Stepping in Wolf Shit
The Scharmen Poo-Poo Bears
Don't Kick Over the Toliet Bowl!
The Kicking Milkmen
Excedrin Faeces
Milkwoman
Oedipus Rex
Backward "X"
"Siggerets" in the Garbage Disposal {sp. intentional}
Commode 64 Computers {note sp.}
Party Hardly
Cannoñata of Beer
Mercurian Overlords
Voiding the Chimney
A Toke or Three
The Cereal Killers
Telephones in Bras
Magnetic it Pulls So Hard
Sparking Up a (Cat Water) Bowl
Dragon Slash!
Pyrosphere!
Pyro Blaster!
Gene Rayburn is *NOT* Bad to the Bone
The Squeaky Light Bulbs
The Atomic Punks
Ogi Ogas Looks like a Homo
Whirlybird Defecation
Pigeon PeePoo
Urinated Commercials
Live Soft the Hunted
Switch 31,054,500
Petrified Puckernuts
Uranated Moose
Metal Health
Naked Drag Queens
Guitar Thrashers
Over the Gun
Public Enema #1
The Thrown-Away Used "Dooshes"
Summer's Eve brand Post-Chair Disposable Suppositories
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As Valuable as a Bucket of Fungused KFC Select Wings
Toto, We're Not in Alaska Any More!
My Feet Smell like Foxglove!
Living Out of a Sneaker
Not a Creature was Stirring, Not Even a...RAT!!!
Your Father, the Flexible Container of Fleet
Syrup Noodle
Marinated Rhubarb Pie
The World Series of Scuba
"Siggeret" Stubs in the Garden {sp. intentional}
Greyhound Bus Urinator
Riding a Skateboard with No Hands or Feet
Oil Painting on Vinegar
Cane with a Broken Leg
Voyager is Damaged
Tuvok Falsified His Logs
Romulan Cloaking Devices are Bogus
Federal Express is Soooo Sloooow!
Holographic Crocodile
Packaged Candiosity
Alka-Seltzer Minus
Defective Whammy
Microwaveable Water
Rugcats
No Halloween Costume This Year?
You Want a Vasectomy with That?
Plastic Christ Statues
The Devil Wears a Tattered Black Blouse
The UPS Strikebreakers
Welcome to Garbage-Littered Piñata Island!
I Don't Want a Pickle...I Just Want to Ride on My Window Cleaner
16.66" Ruler
Lava Light that uses Real Lava
Who's the PWPOSMF Who Stole My Shoes?
That's Mister Faggot to You!
I'm the Rapping Whammy
L8R SK8R!!!
That's the Pee Spud
We Be Toyz!!!
The Number Bed Eats Dust
Call Now for an Expensive DVD
Thirteen Past Marriages
Defective Tampons
Madonna is a Lezzy!
Mom, the Moose Won't Flush!
What's Wrong with the Dishdoucher?
The Taille...er...uh...CORDLESS Mouses
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Bidet Cheese
Franklin Tinklybear Pisses Everywhere!
Kitty Cat Oblivion
?BLOODY TAMPAX ERROR IN 12288
999,999 Grün Balloons
The Vesicare Pissing Robots
?OUT OF HEFTY BAGS ERROR IN 49152
Acid Reflux Stabiliser
Drinking Di-Hydrogen Oxide
Requiem for a Studmuffin
Chainsaw Pussy
Used Chocolate Milk
Kitten Water
?BLOODY Q-TIPS FLOATING IN THE TOLIET ERROR IN 24576
PussyWhipped Cream
PWPOSMF Tomato
Shooting Pigeons
Snipping the Geico Lizard's Pecker Off
Your Mother, the Flexible Container of Massengill
Air Rat Poop Hoopla
Irradiated Mouses
Camel Crapola
The Broom is Dead
Vacuum Urine
Banister Sweat
Urine Tylenol
Toliet Micturition
Fusion Nightlight
The English Bee
Publik Enema
Groom of Chaotica
The Mop isn't Wet
Gigantic Light Sensor
The Other Driver *CAN* See You
Flipping Off the Cops
Tempest® in a Toliet®
Swiffer Propaniacs
Dove is Chocolate *AND* Shampoo?
Lane Anita Bryant
Footwear, Toewear, Handwear, and Fingerwear
Corroded Rollator
Angelic Mechanic
He Keeps Hanging Up...But it's a Man Answering
Even Higher than 70
Drake the Damp Earthworm
Baby Sweat
Adult Plastic Toliets
This Frog Smells Funny
Ghost Poop
Uranated Pepsy
Puppy Saliva
Run Hero!!! I am Sinistar!
It's Kumkastik
Coward Urine
Formula 449,500
Uronium SWAT Team
The Punishment Zone
The Merferator Enforcers
Military Cannoñata
Rat Crap Barf
Warm Horse Brander
Dog Milk
Canary Spittle
Steel Wool Lantern
Paper Stove
What's Wrong with My Peepee?
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One-Touch Can't Opener
Left-Handed Blanket
The Number Bed Sux!!!
You Can go Swimming, You Can Go Horseback Riding
Trifecal "Lazer"
Dresser of Doom
Street Machine of Gallium Nitride
The Moon is Refrigerated
Menstruation of Trazodone
Jelly-Filled Hot Dogs
Bobbing for Penises
Uranation at 30,000 Feet {note sp.}
Razor Blade Scooter
Giraffe Pricks
Who Dropped the Iron into My Coffee?
Wiley Willies
The Heebie Jeebies
Sticky Pencil Lead
My Scooter is Fucked Up
The Dishwasher is Salivating
Cupboard Micturtion
Clothes Basket Maggots
Printer Inkling
DPSS Green Laser Pointer Feces
Milking the Rutabega
The Onions are Crying
Hole in One or...SPEAKER!
Sour & Sour Scittles 
Sweating like a Cop
Horse Snot
RGB = Rusty Glass Blazers
Pitted Out Underwear
Smells like Rotten Honey
Blackberry Infarct Dementia
Smells like Teen Armpits
Multi Infarct Cirrhosis
Peptic Ulcer of the Bladder
Used Syringe Stabbers
Urine Drinking Laboratory
Diverticulous of the Brain Stem
Depends Adult Diapers I Suppose...You can Hear them with your Nose
Pampers PT Cruisers
Spoke Gun
Star Dark, Star Dim
Destroy the Life Star!!!
Good Day Taped
Riddex is *NOT* Sceptic Tank Cleaner
Rid-X is *NOT* Bug Killer
Lasts 150 Hours...Then You Throw it Away
20,000,000,000 Flushes
The Ty-D-Bol Man Sunk My Battleship!
Maintenance (Coming Out of the) Closet
Mouse in a Cold Microwave Cavity
Periodontal Death
The Flashlights are Urinating
Where am I Going and Why am I in this Handbasket?
Water Extinguisher
The Nasonex Bee is so so Gay, that if You Lick It He will Spay
Candiosity of the Fire Dept.
Doorknob Micturition
Rotten Brush
The Devil Made Me Fuck Him
Cassette Tapes are Evil
OK! Magazine is for Lesbos
EMD = Enema Moose Douche
Jesus Wears Prada
Satan in a Bright Chartreuse Skirt
Laser Beam Masturbation
Have Your Pet Bobbed or Declawed
Enablex May Cause Lack of Urination
Over There's a Blade of Grass, You can See it with Your Ass
Spoke Gun of Potatoes
Boob Tube Micturition
Siphoning Toliet Water
Drink Tranny Fluid
Lighting our Farts
Pouring Coffee on Your Keyboard
Peeing on Stamps
Running Over Penises
Embarrasing Scalp Hair
Electrolysis of the Vagina
Toyz "/" Not Us
It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot!
Pathetique Klown
Worth as much as a Bag of Garbage
Kitty Dog Uranation {note sp.}
Model Airplane Motor Creaking
A Black Man Pops Out of a Vending Machine
Somebody You Wouldn't Want to Get a Phone Call From
It's Late and Somebody Forgot to Flush
Beverly Hills Enemabag
Spongebob Douchepants
Talking Mini-Wheats With Floating Gloves
Lame Dry Bladder
Where's the Dog?
Wheelchair Error
I'm Getting All Excited
Chicken Feet
The Tucked In Raincoats
Sad Light Bulbs
Happy Antarctica
Rat on a Warm Uranium Bed
Overflowing Computer
The Gipper was Dwight Eisenhower
Jinx is a Fish
Queer the Test Tube
Eighty Lifelines Left
FalseBrown Landcare
Calling Hubby to the Rug!
Moving in Monaural
Greyhound Bus Tub
Tipping is Not a City in China
The Bagless Garbage Bags
Urinous Pee
Fecal Poop
The Unibomber's a Lezzy
Penis Up Your Ears!
Belly Button Night Light
Air & Water Deodouriser
The Land of Cow Piss & Bee Vomit
Houserat Ambush
AT&T = Ambush Toliet & Toliet
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Used Toliet Oil
Alberta V13 Cold Grease Treatment
You've Got Enemas!!!
Die Easy The Used Douche
Porpoise the Dry Sperm Whale
Sticking Our Heads through Bars
Flashing Pet Dark
Broken Pool Cue Hoopla
Get the 17 Ball!!!
Prince Fairy Stick
Giving the Dog a Bidet
Don't Tep on the Titty Tat!
Drug Dogs
Crime Dog
We Haven't Come for You All
Cat Water Bowl Enuresis
Rock Dogs
Lazy like a Log
The Pack is Not Back
Camel Water
Gamegirl Advanced
Pool Ball Madness
Pinball Nerds
Ping Pong Puckernuts
Tennis Shoe Sissies
Stomp Your Hands and Jump Up & Down
Patio Micturition
Kibbles & Bits & Nybbles & Bytes
Love Mail Douche
Piano Burglars
Cello Keys
Accordion Strings
Bongo Tuning Pegs
Bubble Gun Smasher
Lighting Candy Siggerets {sp. intentional}
Uranated Closets
DED = Dark-Emitting Diode
The Enigmatic Enemabags
The Diaper Pail is My Urinator!
Automatic Dishwasher Douche
Exploding Mirrors in the Wastepaperbasket
The Doorbell Sluts
Sweating on a Fan
Lawnmower Baseball Bats
Pickled Hamsters
Lava Tube Loogies
Periodic Table of the Geeks
Larval Volcanoes
Watching TV in the Rain
Offenders in Triplicate
Hedgehog Chrysalis
Professor Pester & the Ruffians
The Telephones are Crying
Bowling for Juneau
Doggy Dog
Irradiated Goldfish
The Lunesta Butterfly is Rather Queer, You can See it With Your Ear
Philodendron Micturition
Joy" to© the© World®
Pirate Shipwreck
The Woman Trap
Melted Popcycle Stick
Motherf**ker Goose
Land Line Ringtones
Smoking Pots in the Kitchen
Chantix is like a Turtle & a Rabbit
The Cat is Drowning in the Toliet Again!
Fried Rat Tails
The Very Best Juice for the Very Best Faggots
Dipsty Dumpster Lactation
Antilock Brake Pulsation
Extra Heavy Duty Three Muskerteers Bar
Duncan Hines Oven-Not-Ready Business-Style Brownies
Transmission Feces
Chad (on "Doggy Dog") is a Faggot!
Boy or Boy?
Maury Povich and the Drag Queens
Ugly in Magenta
Eye of the Sperm Whale
Urethra of Destruction
It's 11:59:58.7...Do You Know where Your Fire Hydrant Is?
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Peterbreath
Drink Less Water
High Nutrients
Rx Essentials is Rx Only
Take Rotten Care of Yourself
Jerry Springer's Loose in the Woods!
Labour Day Telephonethon or Whatever the F it's Called
Curdled Chunky Breast Milk
Stepping on Rusty Bic Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Shavers
Used Enema Fluid Falling from the Sky
The Smashed Titmouses
Smelly Mukluks
The Full Ballcocks
The Corroded Cisterns
There's a Tyre Loose in the Garage
Spermbags!!!
Loose Pocket Lint
Shandy has a Wildcard in her Stem
Bottle Rocket ICBM
Sticky Banister
Cat on a Very Narrow Windowsill
Pulsar of Love
Here Comes a Little Gift for You
Circuit (Un)breaker
Dog on a Hot Magma Roof
Pictures Dripping off the Wall
What's Wrong with this PWPOSMF?!?!?
H8 in a Dog's Eyes
We Have Mr. Arthur Itis
Mouse with Discolored Nostrils
Dull Rat Teeth
Dead Housefly Society
Mutated Magma
Labelled H8RED
Schedule to Avoid
Betsy Fecally
Kronos is Class L
Pull a 43 for $14,000,000.00
It's Not Just Letters, It's Diarrhea!
Eighty is Enough
Playtex Bras are Delicious!
Drinking a Phillips Screwdriver at the Gay Bar
Mellow Yellow = Dilute Urine
Burn *THIS* Flag, Bitch!!!
Ms. O'Leary's Cow was a Pyromaniac
Courtney Cox-Arquette-TomCat
That's Not My Final Answer!
Eighteen Heads of Skunk Cabbage
The Rice Crispies Elves Act Like FaGg0tS!!!
Who is Two French Fries Short of a Happy Meal?
Tripping Blind People
Kicking Puppies for Fun and Profit
The Looping Queers
The Onion Peel
Cracked Popcycle Stick
Some Bunghole Got Stuck in the White House Bathtub
Leiutenant Electric
Those Girls Like Girls
Bring Your Flyswatter to the Table when You Open Keebler's Snacks
Humira Causes Autonomous Syringe Ejection
I Play with Light Bulbs in the Toliet
Who Framed Roger Dodger?
Is a Lotus a Flower or a Car?
Tie Italy Up...It Looks like a Boot!
Broken Bicycle Spokes
Spooky Sounds Urinator
Clumped Cat Pee Dance
Hairdryer Enema
Car Insurance Thieves
Paintball Gun Ecstacy
Sickly Sweetheart
Boyz to Boyz
Ratz Ratz Bigger than Catz
Radiofinger
College Desk Lamp of H8
Spreading the Enuresis
Mouldy Spoons
The Dark Spore Re-Re-Revisited
Eliza Douchekoo
Control Spires of Disregard
Park Bench Pigeon Poop
Stepping on Wrenches
Lake of Poo
Magmatic Cool-Aide
Purple Jellÿ
The Douche Crew
Arsie LaVargis
Volcanic Steak
Whizzing in the Sink
Motorcycle Urine
Giving Him the Clap
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The Best Part of Waking Up is Dilithium Crystals in My Cup!
Property Tax Colonoscopy
He Shoots Up Drugs with Dirty Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice}
Wall Clocks are Brie
Don't Spin the Wheel
Super Cash Fever
Gett A Iee Testt
Satanic Mechanic
Jacketed Streams of Positrons & Antiprotons
Go Tee Tee!!!
Chrystler Bible Cruiser
Gosh Darnit Pee Pee Poo Poo Broken Toliet Muscle No Telephony!
You Won a Tank!!!
Rusted Out Toliet Bowl
Corroded Bathtub
Mike Hunt {say it five times as rapidly as possible}
Mike Ockhurts {say it five times as rapidly as possible}
Mary Had a Little Whore
Broken Battery
Burst Toliet
Do Not Spit in the Urinators
King David Bites!!!
Blanket Uranation {note sp.}
Stem Cell Osterisation
Pecker Pecker Eggplant Flecker
Stop or I'll Run the Bidet!!!
Access Granted
Access Granted
Access Granted
Rent is Not Based Upon Les Miserables
12:34:56 7-8-90
Addicted to GSN & ESPN!
Abraham Lincoln Lied About that Cherry Tree
Pathetic Clown
Bakery Guts
How to Disembowel a Penis
Uranated Fan Blades {Not peed on - infused with uranium salts!}
Travelling Vacuum Cleaner Repo Men
Faggot "Lerker" {sp. intentional}
Floor Lamp Infection
Mood Watch
Solar Eclipse of the Kidneys
Kitchen Shower
Radiance of the Seven Urinators
Table Lamp Fungus
Periodic Table of the Nerds
Stop or I'll Squish this Brown Recluse Spider!
Doorbell Deodouriser
Mouthdouche
Go or I'll Run the Dishwasher!
Fungal Scrotum
Bowling Ball Infection
And it's Three, Four, Five Strikes You're Out
Garbage Disposal Infuction {note spelling}
Dipsty Dumpsters on Strike
The Busted Washing Machines
Stove on Strike
Peeing in the Pool
Milking Refrigerators
Tripping Over Microphone Cords
Your Swimming Pool is My Urinator
Toidy
Floor Flushers
Don't Eat the Big Pink Mints in the Urenaters {sp. intentional}
Is It Just Me, or Does Anybody Else Hear a Telephony Ringing?
Broken Dryers
Who Flushed the Ty-D-Bol Man?
Squirrel Water
Happy Meal of Rats
Weakening Your Immunity Syndrome
Oven Mulch
Dutch Elm Disorder
Banana Peelings
Miraculous Small Intestine
Monkey's Milk
Shift to Neutral & Put the Hammer Down
The Coffee Table's Flooded!
Rotting Tomato Plants
The Wall Doilies
Insulator Sweat
Mouldy Birthday
Sour Sweet Cream Butter
Dumpster Breath
Biclops the Hunter
Die Hard the Waste Disposal Technician
Deaf Leopard
Go Colonel, and Don't Come Back!
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Vomiting Band-Aids
Dipsy Dumpster of Destruction
What's That Hole near the Center of my Toliet Muscle?
Hairdryer Douche
Worth About as Much as a Used Bottle of Pepto-Bismol
Retroactiv
Busted Booze Bottles in the Shower
Venomous Insulators
When the Pee Hits the Heater
Terror at 2.5 Feet!
Nightstand Horror of H8RED
Jackoff-O-Lantern
PISS ON, PISS DRAGONFLY!
Dildon't
O no!!! The cat!!!
Little Plastic Balls of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Urine and Acetic Acid
Telephone Sperm
Remote-Controlled Enema
Dichromate Catalyst
Desk Lamp Dildo
Dr. Dr. Gimme the News..I've Got a Bad Case of H8ing You!
Area 2,458,770
Flight...Number...Thirteen!
"KIK" "UH" "URENATER" "OPH" "THUH" "WAL!"
Thunderdome of Lust
Phat Dephecator
Tense Up the Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
I Play with My Poops in the Toliet
Stepping on Busted Light Bulbs
Diarrhea on a Roll
It's a Mouthful of Bolts!
Nonphat Urinator
Female Bull Lactation
If I Get Sick the Bidet is Near!
I Want some Sperm
Polliwog the Dry Cog
Life From Above...aka "Jet Fighter"
Herbicide for Bears
Rhubarb Cake
I Said the Craw Not the Crow!
You'd Better Not Piss I'm Telling You Why...Antienuresis is Coming to Town
Wet Rot
I've Got My Hands on Your Asses!
Urine Trouble
3-In-1 Scotch Tape Detector
The Defecator (instead of "The Defector")
Lights On Their Butts
Commercials I Don't Hate Forums
Fuuu...uuu...uuu...LUSHLIGHT!!!
Dick Cavett is Stinking Drunk on the Couch
R. J. Helton's Armpit Sweat Puddles
Premenstrual Neck Warts
Piss Ant's Motorcycle
Inactive Telegram
Trouser Rattlesnake
ACME Pill Smasher
Disposable Cameras in the Wastepaperbasket
Fictional Desk Lamp
How Many Ways Can I Kill Thee? Let Me Count the Ways
Turquoise Sunday
Violet Moon Setting
Fezzywig's a Queerbate
The Lesbian Toliets
The Gay Urinators
Jimmy Dean Dry Overcooked Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat
Energy Billion XP-31,054,500 Nitrogen Supply
Mosquito Requires Liquid Neon
Boob Tube Mastectomy
10 Pounds of Shit in a 100 Pound Bag
Huffing Gaseous Cobalt
Uranated Apples
Ester-C: The Worse Vitamin C
Byetta Makes You Puke & Have Liquid Poo-Poo
Rock-Solid Pee
Waterproof MP9 Players
Diaper Pail Inseminator
Frozen Perspiration
Faggot Piss
Pencil Lamp
Paper Webcam
Remote Controlled Dildo
Dyke Breath
The Dirty Diaper Eaters {yucko!!!}
Work, Cry, Shrink!
ThermaIgnorance
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Betasnoidial Behaviour
Urine Off, Urine Ant!
Th3 F3d3ration 3x3cut3s P3opl3
The Bungsnoidial Piss Ants
Self-Inflicted Spanken
Mom, Get the Belt!!!
Gentlemen...Start Your Shavers!
Dogprints on the Ceiling
ESmarmony
Do You Want Toliet Paper with That?
High-Fat Yogurt
Spermproof Shoes
Anti-Laser Car Wax
The Shark Attack Vaccum
Sign Up for Life Unlock
The Unflushed Dishwasher
Violence & Violence
Crunching Apricots
Dishes in the Toliet Bowl
Smashing Milk Cartons
Stepping on Rusty Fish Hooks
Sleeping in Hot Dog Waste
Gastronomic Athletes
Pigeon Poop Party
PPDPP = Pink Polka Dot Plant Pee
Uranated Micturition
Let's Go Get Stoned so We Can Hear the Talking Dog
WHDFXUP With Toliet Paper Stuffing Up the Urinators
Totally Forgot Tiny Presentation Today
And Before You Know it, the Motor Starts to Blow
Tuvok's Busted Glass Table
Paper Bag of Vomit
Psychotectic Therapists
Preparation P Protostar Relief
Pampers Smelly Baby Toliets
Your Account is Not Way Past Doo
Uranated Potato
Coming to a Briefing Late
The Armageddon Game
Teal'c  Acts like a Prick
Get Inside Dreadnought, You xxxx!!!
Reflection Therapists
Saw XIV the Movie
Schisms
That Wendy's Fartknocker
Secret Men Clinical Protection
Digimon: Digital Bungholes
Interior Undecorator
Vaya Con Bungsnoids!
Yeah Yeah Yeah FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE!!!
Garbage Compactor Urine
Headlamp Defecation
Grindable Alarm Clocks
EEK!!! A Porpoise!!!
Wet Doorknob Smell
Helium-Urine Laser
Flying Clock
0.01¢ Stamps
Burnt Galaxies
Toasty Coffee Grinds
Receipt for Purchases Made in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Access Denied
Access Denied
Access Denied
Saran Wrap TV Boob Tube
Probability Assessment
Shitty Home Theatre, Coach
EEK!!! A Brontosaurus!!!
Smoking Ziggurats Are Hazardous to your Toliet
Bad Attitude Mouse
Cow Poop Crossbow
Aaron Esurance is a Bitch
Garbage Disposal Spam
Newspaper Toaster
kRain Drops Keep Falling on My Buttk
Give the Rat a Bolus!
Step on the Candiosity Meter
Sperm Bear
Raisins Without Brains
Cinnamon's a Dummy
I Eat Food off the Floor
I Play with Fluorescent Tubes in the Toliet
I Don't Wash My Hands
All Huge & Weak
The Lunesta Butterfly is Radioactive
Always Take Lunesta with Alcohol!
Bad Day Taped
Woman Goes Out of a Pet Store
Stop Playing with those Light Bulbs in the Toliet!!!
Rusty Cistern
Restasis Makes You Cry
Drew Carey Hosting TPIR is Lame
India in South America
The Stinky Poalcats {sp. intentional}
Eton's Technological Institution Sucks!!!
Tune-Up or Tune-Out
Eager Mole
Skating on Thick Syrup
We do Not put Bacon in the Dryer
Clothes on the Ceiling
Moist Camel Odour
Vacuuming Up 50¢ Pieces
♪ Get Your Colonoscopies...on Route 66 ♪
Underwatered Christmas Tree Stand
Chewing on Cans
The Panty Sniffers
Automobile & Tricycle Tyres are the Same!
Suction Noses
Liver Obstruction
Spleen Masturbation
Removal Of Stomach Contents May Be Hazardous To Your Cigarettes
Puffy Balloon Smell
Man Wakes Up...Film at 11:59:58.7
Ceiling Fan Huffer
Urine Incubator
Morning Wood
Radiator Snout
Snipping Off Our Inseminators
Enuresis of the Soul
Spreading the Terminus
Snot from My Zits
5.8 Watt Cornflower
Carol Wrong Gifts
Mugix
Guilmon's a Fagget
Wristwatch Uranation {note sp.}
Magic Smoke from TV Sets
Box of Rat Turds
S'Not Snot
Charlotte's Dead Spider Poison
Chartreuse Magic
Cleanax Stuffing Up the Washer
Camel Feces Pistol
Tritium "FAGGOT" Sign
LED Tester/Destructor
Spiders for Din-Din
Leprosy Spindles
Burning the Candle at Five Ends
Hot Overflowing Robots from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Telephone Infection
Your Roommate's a Ruminant!
That Coily Hot Thing Inside a Light Bulb
Full Power to the Elektroblaster!!!
H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws  Damn Fart!!! Crap Boobs Crap!!!
Machinery of Peptic Ulcers
Radioactive Mousepad
Tripping Over Washing Machine Hoses
Eeeewww! The Doorknob's Inseminated!!!
Who Forgot to Flush the Deep Fat Fryer?
Flaming Bags of Poo on the Porch
The 'El Kabatski' Pest Control Method
The Pooping Ruminants
That 3-Wheeled Scooter has a Nasty Bite
Poisonous Vanity
Carpet Pig
Dangerous Christmas Light Blubs
Find it Now in the Diary Case {note sp.}
Venomous Cane
Praying Mantis of H8RED
Polly's Got Metallica
Toxic Rug
Slay Her Slayer
White Metal
Toliet Pig
Hinge-Lidded Wooden Urination Case
Carpet Inseminator
Gangsta Masta Bata
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Ballpoint Birds Nests
Hold the Mail!!!
As Valuable as a Used Douche
Robot Hydration
I Tied on Jeopardy!
Can You Push in My Stool Please? (only if the band members are all faggots)
Deadly Chandelier
Worthless as a Used Enema
Monday Night Swiffer
Panther is a Big Fat Idiot
Pussy Cleaner (not cat shampee)
Mercury Insurance *IS* from Outer Space
Willard Brimhole has Diabeetus
Toxic Acetaminophen
Koji Minimoto...It is Time!
The Keebler Queers
Dude Your 19,457 Layers are Showing
Rome for Pot Smokers
Quantum Phase Inhibition is Queer
?CHR$(147): ?CHR$(13);
Unpleasant Mailbox Odour
Corroded Hedges
Loves Leaky Baby Toliets
"Wrascle" "Scuterz" "uv" "Dume"
Dice Sharks
Lunchbox Odour
Shark, the Dry Moose
Bathtub Sweat
Gameboy Primitive
Monkey Spittle
Beans Up Your Urethra
Time Flies Like the Wind...Fruit Flies Like Bananas
Jenny Gregory's Diet Phude
eDiets Offline
Dial Brand Soa...er...uh...Snake Feces
Vonage Sucks!!!
Sub Par Bathrooms
Hit the Bowling Ball with Your Club's Hosel
Legpit Deodourant
The Brick is In My Purse!
Pukebox Razor
I'll Bet It All Lower!
Excessive Cephalic Urination
Honey, the Stairs are Clogged
Washing Machine Defecation
Keys to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
My Baseball Bat has a Hosel
You, Robot 
DSL = Doody Sewer Love
Somebody's Flushing the Door
Anal Gloves
Cellular Telephone Mitosis
Rubber Mittens
Cold-Blooded Canadians
Glass Baseball
Triangular Stop Sign
Greenish-Blue Blood
Black Like a Cardinal
The Wicked Witch of the West is Brie
I've Never Assimilated Butterflies
Probiotic Antibiotic
Nanites in the Bathtub
Somebody's Knocking on the Doorbell
Kick Over the Ironing Board
There's a Ship Called Enterprise, You Can Smell it With Your Eyes
The Password Today is "DOUCHE"
To..Lye...Et...It's that Thing You Shit In
Gary Burghoff Uses Barbie Pins
Orange Jello Eats It!!!
The Alarm Clocks are Flushable
Envelope Tears
Cat on a Solid Block of Krypton
Requiem for a Lezzy
Dumpster Pee
Garbage Tricycle
Army Toliet Tank
Wee Donnt Knead Know Edumacashen
Uncle Elmo Lives in a Bottle
Cockroaches in the Bathtub
Rat Urine Squirt Gun
Miracle Earwax
Little Black Dress Disapproved
Hi, Flower!!!
Josephine the Plumber Fucked the Ty-D-Bol Man
The Carnation is Ticking
Nicodermatologist PHUQ
Neutral Ammortisation
Cat Tree Psoriasis
The Toliet's Too Hot
Liar Liar Pants on Phire
Programmed by Predators
Entomology Douchebags
Bug Collector Bungholes
The Freezer's Too Cold
I Want Lies...and Nothing But Lies
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Pussy Cleaner (not cat shampee)
Rubik's Pukalution
Underwatered Palmon
Dead Knives
Who Killed Mr. Clean?
The Chantix Method
Menstruated Panties
Window Flatulence
Scissors Perspiration
Vaginal Enema
Anal Douche
The Overflowing Colostomy Bags
Peach Skin Vowels
Towel Trash
Smoking Outside the Box
Mr. Pee Pee Poo Poo Pants
Insulator Mitosis
"O" is Never a Vowel...EVER!!!
Collapsed Lounge Chair
We are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo Poo Platter
I'd Like to Sell a Vowel
Lucy Lu is a Lezzy
For the Hate of the Game
Your Arms are Really Wings
The Woody Allen Champagne Bubbles
Is That Your Ultimate Response?
The Fucking Douchebag's a Whore!
I've Got a Secret in My Litterbox...ARM & HAMMER CAT PEE!!!
Stinky Gloves 
Yucky Boots
I've Got a Secret in My Refrigerator...ARM & HAMMER CAT TURDS!!!
Bare Marrow
The Pain in My Diodes
Sgt. Stedenko
Smoker's Sneeze
Cough of the Valkries
Lint Umbrella
Pitted Out Shirts
Rain *OR* Snow? Make Up Your Mind!
SET = Smoke Emitting Transistor
Burglar Alarm Cheese
Thank You for Not Defecating in the Urinators
Kitty Litter Hooplah
Sgt. Patterson of the Police Emergency Rapeline
All Circuits are Not Busy Right Now!
Do the Piñata Thing
Fergy Wants to Go to a Party
Paulie Wants to Party Too
Big Beehive Tampons
Ho Ho O NOOOO!!!
Miracle Bladder
1-2-3-Dot-Com
Not Eligible for Medicaid
Increase Your Prescription Drug Spending
Gene Rayburn is Bad to the Bone
Office Staff Infection
Strep Liver
IHOP = International House Of Pee
Chicken Little Nuggets
Radiometer of H8RED
Desktop Pee-Cee
Shotgun Douche
Remote Controlled Urine
Harmful Headphones
Chainsaw Douche
Hydrofluoric Acid Enema
Broccoli Defeciation {sp. intentional}
Throwing Feces at the Camera
Chainsaw Masturbation
Dresser Micturition
Hu Flung Poo?
Mesothelioma Ratz
Cancerous Lettuce
Spilling Bleach on Blue Jeans
Toliet Aircraft
Kirk's Least Favourite Enema
Cut Your Ass on a Blade of Grass
Type IV Soft Anodize
The Refrigerator's Clogged!
Carpenter Ant Uranation {note spelling}
The Toliet Has No Water
Cotton Floor
Yo, Wassup Homes?
Donkey Cirrhosis
1,000,000 Harems
360° Knee
Life Saver in Your Bladder
Banjo Perspiration
Deer Flatulence
The Magic Toaster's Malfunctioning
'Sup?
Jewelry Radio
Cat on a Warm Plastic Computer Keyboard
Something's in the Garage
Rayburn's Billion
GSN = Gnome Sex Network
Poisonous White Powder from Busted Fluorescent Light Blubs
The Humana Vaginas
Rubbers with Holes in Them!
Garbage Angels
Defective Cervical Ring
Prostrate Cancer Rats
The Harmon/Kardon Douches
Phoam Head Linda
Party Pooper Bulbs
Enema Juice from the Sky
Trash Cookies
Ballpoint Birds Nests
Hold the Mail!!!
As Valuable as a Used Douche
Robot Hydration
I Tied on Jeopardy!
Can You Push in My Stool Please? (only if the band members are all faggots)
Deadly Chandelier
Worthless as a Used Enema
Monday Night Swiffer
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Wheaties...Breakfast of Whimps
Hefty Hefty Hefty, Wefty Wefty Wefty!
Wheelless Wheelie Bin
Here is Your Money, Thank You!!!
Refrigerator Micturition
Radio Controlled Defecator
Let's Not Make a Deal!
The Sperm Bottle Bomber
Live Batteries in the Garbage
Scrolling Billboard of H8RED
The Puckernuts
Requiem for a Hosehead
Butterflies are Brie
Galloping Kittens
The National Anthrax
Reverse-Reverse Morgage
The Unflushed Bidets
We Don't Speak Mexican
Italian Fries
Telephone Hate Mail
The Exerion Faggots
Those Blue Things Aren't Toliets
Light Bulb Whores
Zetia for Midgets
Ask Your Sewer Pickle
Mini-Wheats without Arms
Shogun Puke Gun
Hearing Aids for the Infantile
Lunar Jeopardy!
Enema Sharks
Rayburn's 2,458,770
The Pee Spuds
Corroded Mirror
Move Over the Thaw Bar
Jerry, We Asked 100 Douchebags
Rusty Envelope Pee
Sleeping in Hot Whale Piss
Stepping On Booze Bottles
AARUrine
Telephone Sweat
Go to the WHEELCHAIR Store
Rubik's Demolition
Wrecking Ball of Confusion
The Antimony Cards
Play the Nine
Golf Rackets
Tennis Clubs
Underarm Rain
The Shape of the Table
Defective Cupboards
Clogged Fireplace
Compact Disc Micturition
Veemon Sex
Demidevimon Bowling Ball
Mirror Cum Laude (pronounced "kumm lodd")
The Trabe is Delicious
Melting Keyboards of Time
Millionaire Squalor
Sweet Toothache
Bunghole Ashes
Bitter Desk Lamp
These CDs Taste Sour!
Eeeeek!!! A mousetrap!!!
The Sysop's a Homo
Stargate SG-666
Ginny's Gin
Something Smells like Cat Pee
Clean Wash in the Washing Machine
Eating a Pack of Cheese Dogs
Getting All Squeaky
Cleaning Out {cymbals crashing} the Plastic Cat Toliet
Prufredin inn Oneh Our
Severe Seismic Dist...O sh*t!!! AN EARTHQUAKE!!!
Volcanic Cola
Superwoofer
Underwater Xenon Eruption
O Look at the Squeaky Mouse...EEEEEEK!!! A RAT!!!
Religious Excrement
The Travelocity Roaming Gnome is a Faggot
1,000,000,000-A-Day Vitamins
Let's Go Inback Today
Urinal Sweat
Not-So-Gentle Incandescent Afterbirth Light
Unbroken Link
The DHD is Busted!
Patio Turds
63 Billion Combinations
JATO Jeep
The Gate System's Hosed
Answer That, You Cocksucker!!!
Laser Coaster
Garbage Can Infection
Bang Her Maine
Yeast Bag
Harvey Ceilingbangers
Tripod with One Leg
Ghosthunted
The MRI Faggots
Light Sabre Leakage
Bubblehead Dolls
Get Out of My Wheelie Bin
The Dustman Did It!!!
Dipsty Dumpster Diarrhea
Dustbin Devils
Pledge...For Sparkling Clean Bin Liners
Dust Lorry Flat
He Makes Rash Decisions
Overwatered Togemon
The Dead Christmas Trees
Who Let the Tarantula Out?
Urine Saguaro
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