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Originally posted by Angry McPisseron Angry McPisseron wrote:

Foul Penile Odour
Flaccid Fingers
Boner of the Neck
Cardiac Erection
Butterfly Micturition
Moth Emesis
Light Bulbs in Bicycle Spokes
Deadbolt Feces
Amperstand {sp. intentional}
Are You & Chuck Homosexicles? {sp. intentional}
RPS (Restless Prick Syndrome)
RPS (Restless Penus Syndrome)
RFS (Restless Fingers Syndrome)
RNS (Restless Neck Syndrome)
Vacuum Brain
Think with Your Dick
Nocturnal Wood
Babie Phat
Asshole Candy
Scotopic Touch
Viva Enemañata
Stahr Campain
Maid of Dishonour
Cool Whip Enema
Chewing on Christmas Lights
Light Bulb in the Turkey
Baby Tornado Micturition
Giraffe Vaginas
Pussywhipped Cough Syrup
Heavy Metal Tallahassee
Pee Root Vegetable
Black-Nosed Pees
Pissing on a Carpet Nail
Seattle


I don't get the Seattle reference.
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^^^ There are bands with city names like Chicago and Boston. So why not Seattle. Smile

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Lacrimation of Radios
Testicles Smashed with Rebar
Give that Amish a Piñata
Leaking Vacuum Cleaner Bags
Kitten Boner
Cephalic Alkalosis
Foul Stomach Contents
Our Urine is Purple
Airplane Dentition
MedaKair Part F
Cub Poop
Black Screen TV
Toliet Lactation
Facial Enuresis
Sad Cleanax
Dickwhipped Tylenol
The Funnel is Flooded!
Goat the Tolet {as my grandmother used to say}
Puffs Minus
Duresel: The Silver Top Battery
Tornado Hunters are Faggots
The Michelin Man is a Tiresexual!
Puppy Dog Insemination
Supercell Enuresis
The Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker
Total Eclipse of the Fart
Vicious Birthday
Vaccuummning the Toliets {sp. intentional}
The Crapweasels
Venomous Carpet
Bear Hibernation Enuresis
Tin Can Prison
The Price is Wrong
Envenomated by a Tiger


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This Yacht Smells like Snail Pee
Try All 31,054,500 Great Flavours!
Rye Bread has Tarragon Seeds
Hamburger Harmer Microwave Sextuplets
That Little Person Inside You is a Douchebag!
Brain Excersize Gym Rat
Work while you Play
You're Ugly!!! Waiting Long?
1-800-BAR-ALLL
♪ Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat! ♪
Why would a Dog Eat another Dog?
The Princess and the Pee
Playing Hooky from the Bathroom
Fetal Matter in the Champagne
Nonphosphor Black LEDs
Fishslapped!
The Rats are Adorable
Pneumatic Device
Writes in Blood Ink
Urine on the Rocks
Torx Bit Crescent Wrench
Somebody Ate the Cat!
A Nose in Need Deserves Toliet Paper Indeed!
The Herbal Essences Shampoo Lady is a SLUT!!!
The Minnesota Hacksaw Massacre
His Wishes could make a Genie Crawl Back in its Bottle
Sofa Micturition
The Urinebed Sprung a Leak!
50,000 Watts of Power Picking at Each Brain
The Gorton Fisherman's Boat Sank
Honey, Fill the Lacrimationbed!!!
As Valuable as a Popped Enablex Balloon
Binary Pulsars are Kewl!!!
Lab Rats that Fight Back


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Originally posted by Angry McPisseron Angry McPisseron wrote:

This Yacht Smells like Snail Pee
Try All 31,054,500 Great Flavours!
Rye Bread has Tarragon Seeds
Hamburger Harmer Microwave Sextuplets
That Little Person Inside You is a Douchebag!
Brain Excersize Gym Rat
Work while you Play
You're Ugly!!! Waiting Long?
1-800-BAR-ALLL
♪ Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat! ♪
Why would a Dog Eat another Dog?
The Princess and the Pee
Playing Hooky from the Bathroom
Fetal Matter in the Champagne
Nonphosphor Black LEDs
Fishslapped!
The Rats are Adorable
Pneumatic Device
Writes in Blood Ink
Urine on the Rocks
Torx Bit Crescent Wrench
Somebody Ate the Cat!
A Nose in Need Deserves Toliet Paper Indeed!
The Herbal Essences Shampoo Lady is a SLUT!!!
The Minnesota Hacksaw Massacre
His Wishes could make a Genie Crawl Back in its Bottle
Sofa Micturition
The Urinebed Sprung a Leak!
50,000 Watts of Power Picking at Each Brain
The Gorton Fisherman's Boat Sank
Honey, Fill the Lacrimationbed!!!
As Valuable as a Popped Enablex Balloon
Binary Pulsars are Kewl!!!
Lab Rats that Fight Back


Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat reminds me of Spiderman Spiderman.
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The Corrigans
Furniture Meltdown
Stargate SG-047
Stuffed Crust Couches
Chair Potato
Downie Fabrik Hardener
If you see "G-H-T" then Shit Yourself!
Credebit Card
Poddy Yam
Cuisinart Hoars
Santa down the Furnace Chimney
Malomyotismon is Super!!!
Togemon's a Lezzy
Mosquito Larvae Wriggling in Your Beer
Cheeze Fūd {sp. intentional}
Old Beer in the Wall
Another Bottle down the Hall
Spaghetti and Flatulence
Paper or Paper?
♪ All in All You're Just Another Urinal in the Wall! ♪
Blood Plasma Laser
Gooey Bricks
Superglue Wicket
Franklin Stonerbear Likes Pot!
He Keeps Hanging Down
Bleeding Bleeding Hearts
That Flashlight Peed All Over My Socks
Barefoot in Busted Glass
It's Late and Someone Busted the Cool-Aide Pitcher!
Mourningcloak Butterfly Larvae are Strange
Evil Catterpods
Locusts...They'll Destroy Bajor!!!
Butterflies are Wierd
The Magic Toaster is rather Queer


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The Owl is Unwise
Grift of the Maggie
Dragonfly Larvae in Your Pepsi
Plush Tadpoles
Uranated Cauliflower
Teapot of Destitution
Threadbare Automobile
Every Ciss Ends with Cay
GREETINGS, SHOWER BEASTS.... {From the C=64 computer demo "Mag Factor Three" that I wrote in mid-November 1992}
Urinous Showerhead
Roll-AIDS
Spider in your Soup
You Got Your Peanut Butter in My Coke!!!
♪ Dooooo Theeeee Puuuu Syyyyy  Whippppp!!! ♪
?NOT READY WHIP ERROR IN 32768
Waiter, There's a Soup in My Bug!
Spider Under the Table
There Was Pee in My Coffee!
Carbonated Gerbils
Oxygenated Plutonium
Would You Like some Coffee with Your Sugar?
Super Salt Bear
Oven of Destitution
Bathtub Spigot Micturition
I Figured Out Blue Clues!!!
Venomous Rental Wheelchair
Fridge Bottom Stuphing
Cupboard Flatulence
Partial Eclipse of the Dryer
Poisonous Light Bulbs
Exveemon's V-Laser is Ineffectual at Best
Cat in a Burning Grocery Bag
Spilling Beans
My Lil' Forgetter
Like a Porcupine in a Balloon Factory


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Baby Scorpions & Rhinocerous Beetle Grubs (Larvae)
Tarantula Defecation
Radiance of the Testicles
Annular Eclipse of the Ass
Why, Motherfucker? Ain't a Black Man Allowed to Carry His Own Toliet?!?
RepHresh Pussy Cleaner is Pussywhipped
Black Widows are Spectacular
Med-4-Graveside
Tiny Nippleless Boobs
Fuck the Majik Toestor {sp. intentional}
Home-4-Med
Money in the Garbage
Debby Meyer's Everrotten Black Bags
Drinking from the Port-O-Let
Busted Scooters
Burning Electrical Odour
Got a Torn Dollar in My Pocket
The Steering Column's Flooded
Milk in the Gasoline
Urine Parsnip
Stepping on Dead Pepsi Wrenches
Eu de Armpit {piss you!!!}
Eu de Toliette {Eu de WHAT?!?}
Cockroach Poop in the Eggs
Used Ketchup in the Lawn
That Talking Cool-Aide Pitcher is So Gay!
Ho, Ho, HOOOOOLY SHHHIIIITTT!!!
I've been Sitting on the Toliet!
Poopoo in the Urinators
That Sink is Queer!
Washing Machine Flatulence
Busted Pencil
Leaky Fountain Penile Instrument
The YuleHightides
Dripping Dog Water


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Kandiosity of Kops
?SYNTAX ERROR
READY.

Spittle Sysop
Shower Beasts of Burden
Pepsi Boogers
Coca-Cola Snot
The Nanites are all Squeaky
JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! 
Buckeyballs of Destruction
Sleeping in the Same Bed
Oscilloscope of H8RED
Screaming Pee!
Boner of Contention
Work it In
Who the Baby Daddy?
He's a Couchwetter!
Nowadays, You Gotta have Toliet Paper
The Dining Table's Burning
The Chairs are Soaked with Pee
Fizzy Scorpions
Douchy Tarantulas
Who Fell Off the Showerhead of Knowledge?
Diarhhea of the Faucet
Fireplace Lacrimation
Who's the Fat Chick?
Pussyface!
Sleeping in Buckminster Fullerenes
Camel Urine Enema
Your Cellular Phoney is Ringing!
Waiter, My Soup is Dry
Dillhole!
Bungnocker
Consume Urination & Insemination @ the Semen Bar!
Buttknocker
Dickweed
Fartknocker
Blue Whale Snot
The Onions are Crying
Concentrated Camel Saddles
Beowolf is Gosh
Sailboat Insemination


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Denaturating the Kitty Cat
We Be Toys
The Hirogen H8 Diplomacy
The Nasonex Bee is Truly a FAGGOT!!!
Trident Watermelon Twist: A Mouth's Worst Enemy
Octopussy is a LEZZY!!!
Nonphat Stove
I Gotta Drop a Stool
In Need of Psychotectic Treatments
You're Supposed to Pee on It!
Crisper Drawer Perspiration
Who Let the Rat Out?
Fried Munchies
Pulitzer Prize for Sewer Grates
Drop a What?
Pinch a Loaf?!?
Ancient Romans Looked Like FAGGETS!!!
O Nooooo!!! The Wench Slipped!!!
Stop and Change Light Bulbs
Attention All Planets of the Solar Federation!
Romulans are Wussies
Atari Computers are Pieces of Shit
Commodore Computers are #1
Let's Play Chickensplat!
Marinator Micturition
Ambush of the Kitty Cats
31,054,500 Smoke
Bad Urine!!! Go Down the Toliet!!!
Rat in the Meatloaf
Business Card Paper Cut
♪ The Carburetor on the Bus goes Suck Suck Suck! ♪
Spiriva Makes You go Poo-Poo
Labia-Slapping those Assholes!!!
Pencil with Wings
Flying Books
Newspaper Feces
Gum Insemination
Use That Ballwasher Very Carefully!
Bitten by an Armpit Viper
Honda Civic CVCCVCVVCVCC
Ladybugs are Brie
TV is a Vast Waste...er..uh...USED DOUCHE
The Nerds are Flammable
Whipped-Ass Niacin
If I Get Sick the Toliet is Near!
{Above the TP dispenser} "Betchya You Can't Use Just One"
It's Early and Somebody Busted the Ashtray
Anubis is a Butthole!!!
Apophis Sounds like Armpit Sweat Disapprove
Peeing in the Punchbowl


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The Theraflu Ghost
There's a Worse Bulb
Piñator is Brie
Going Bye-Bye in the Car
360° Knife
Lock the Cash Box
Hey, Assmunch!!!
Clorel Sounds like Bleach
Stop the Catbox
?ILLEGAL MASSENGILL ERROR IN 65534
 
READY.

Hot Gazpacho
The Spittle has Crystallised
Jaywalking for Jesus
Pray for H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Good Fences make for Lousy Neighbours
?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF SUMMER'S EVE ERROR IN 0
 
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Shut that Car Alarm Up
As the Earth Behind You Reeks
Cum Kleen
B.O.Douriser
Bad Dog!!!
A****e C****a Bites!!!
I Vant to Ddink Your Spumm {yes, some fartknocker actually said this to me (and used this pronunciation) when I was 16 or 17 in Juneau AK. USA}
First Avenue Self Service Center
Rat Pellet Extacy
Wilted Asparagus Spears
We are Not Carbonated Elephants!!!
Partying in Bumfuck Egypt
"Flourescent" "Penuses" {sp. intentional}
Arid Extra-Wet Perspirant
Sysop of Heaven
Igneous Micturition
Metamorphic Urination
Sedimentary Poddy
Vaccume: Masters of Molten Metal
Coyotes Howling at the Sun
Drinking from a Urinator
Big Bucks to Buy a New Barium Enema
Small Bucks to Buy a Used Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche
Barking at the Doorknob


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The Statue of Slavery
Why do Bagpipes Sound Like That?
Dr. Pecker and Splice in the Pop Machine
♪ Campbells...Tomato Soup...Impossibilities!!! ♪
Who Peed in the Newspaper Machine?
O no, the Cupboard is Flooded!
Give That Amish a Busted Popcycle Stick
Drinking Empty Bottles of Mickey's Big Mouth
Penny Sysops
Uncut a Tomato
Unflush a Toliet
Unshatter a Window
Unstrike a Match
Syrup of Puke
It's Midday and Someone Busted the Shopping Carts
Chocolate-Covered Sysops
Buying a Fast-Cooker
Skid Marks on the Urinator
Preparation-A Stops Killer Assteroids {note sp.}
Preparation-C Stops Killer Comets
Preparation-M Stops Killer Meteors
EAROMulans
If it's Mellow let it Yellow, if it's Brown Drink it Down!
THE FAGGOT SHAVED OFF HIS MOUSTACHE
Be Sure to Clean Under the Toliet
The Cat Pissed in the Bathtub
Hot Massengator brand Pre-Menstrual Nondisposable Dooshes {sp. intentional}
Losing Weight on Your Waste
Joe Farago (of "Iron Quick" fame) is a Puppy Dog
Ingenio Fat-Loaded Pans
Sneaking to the Supply Room to Throw Something Away
Leper Messiah
Stealing Office Supplies
The Stapler is Bleeding
Bloody Q-Tips on the Rug
Poisonous Typewriter
Billy Mays is Very Quiet!!!
Vemomous Spud Valves
Peeing the Bed for Allah
I've Got a Secret in my Litterbox...DOG POOP!!!
Who's Funeral is it Anyway?
Reception Hall for Syringes
Candiosity!
Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower
Make Me Laugh
Fired from the Cannoñata
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Beer is Pisswater
Mike Ockhurts So Good! {say five times as rapidly as possible}
♪ Don't You Know it's Easy as 1-2-3 ♪
♪ Don't be a Faggot now That's the Key ♪
Stinking Drunk with Power
Radio Controlled Farting Washer
Spreading the Disease
The Light Bulbs are Crying
♪ Three Full Weeks past Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!! ♪
Nonstinky Dirty Diapers
Over There's a Dr. Pepper, You can Smell it with Your Pecker
The Unoriginal Iron-Slow System
What's That Scent?
Eu de Dirty Diaper: Perfume for New Mothers
Hot, Corrosive Baby Urine
Who Pissed in the Baptismal?
Epaulets of Agony
Peace On Pluto
Snowing on Venus
The Rings of Mars
Tavern on the Brown
The Fag Bar
Boiling a Pot of Dog Water
There's a Cherub in My Peanut Butter
It's a Free for None
Itty Bitty Discombobulator
Urine Sysops
Fergie is a Lezzy
The Dog Pee Band
The Cows Came Home
Drinking Whammy Pee
Playing Cow Pie Frisbee
Why not Angeled Ham instead of Deviled Ham?
Michael Shanks is Cute!
Ring-Around-the-Toliet
Douches in the Oven
Spending Thanksgiving Aloner with my Tromboner
Ringworm Destitution
Washing Machine Infection
Beer Flatulence
Rotten Honey Behind the Couch
Who Crapped in my Mr. Coffee?
The Little Pink Pill...A PINK HEART!!! YEAH!!!
You are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo-Poo Platter
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Dickwhipped Viagra Teepz
Warm Front of Urine
The Fucktards are Squeaky
What's WD-40?
Vacuum Bag Explosion
Toliet Clog Barbituates
Stone Knives & Bearskins
Phat-Phree Toliet
The Typewriter's on Fire
There's a Pretty Kitty Cat, You can See it with Your Phat
Super Swirlee!!!
The System Lords are So Kewl!
The Enterprise is in Orbit Around the Planet...Tranchhhh!!!

?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOLIET
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La-Z-Girl
Pubic Restroom Puddle {sp. intentional}
Cups of Hot Wolf Pee
We're Going Digital!
Bitten by a Firefly
Little Gay Pen {yes, I had one of these!}
Urine-Colored Liquid in a Plastic Cup
It Makes a Great Suctioning Sound
Renal Failure of the Nose
Vomit-Flavoured Jelly Beans
Zero-Touch Can't Opener
Metal Illness
Bruz Cruz in the Crapper
MRI of the Penis
Tin Man is a Comet!
Pooping Out Whole Insulaters
A Thanksgiving Feast Fit for a Rat
Feed the Toliets
Vacuum the Monsters
Playing the Throw-Up Round!
♪  On the 13th Day of Christmas My False Love Sold to Me ♪
MDS {Missing Dick Syndrome}


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Peeter Rooter
Momentary Lapse of Destitution
Should You Quit Being a Dueche? {sp. intentional}
Happy Dry, Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat Day!!!
There are Firebugs Flying in the Weeds
Over There's a Fire Truck, You Can Smell it while You Fuck
The Santa Closet
Centipede Enuresis
Pitching a Tent in the Cesspool
There's a Puffy Puff Adder, You can See it with Your Bladder
Tick the Titty Tat or Ticking the Titty Tat {sp. intentional}
The Xindi Suck Ass!!!
It's Midnight and Somebody Busted the Helicopter
The Spaceman Croaked on Titan
Battlesun Galaxy Rayzer
Jimmy Claus
Gingerbread Man Going Poo-Poo
Paulie Wants to Go to a Piñata Party Too!
Batman and the Homosexual Scissors
Dead Rats Rotting in a Tank
The Meteoroids are Gay
Bole uv Bugz {sp. intentional}
Alarm Clock Auditory Assault
Furnace Burner Micturition
Butter in the Chimney
Got thee...TELEPHONE
Spending Christmas Aloner with Your Boner
Stool Pig
Unpleasant Cleavage Odour
Volume Vacuum
Ravioli for the Dying
Malomyotismon is Cool!!!
Meramon is HOT HOT HOT!!!
Agumon's "Pepper Breath" Makes You Sneeze
Palmon's "Poison Ivy" Makes You Itch
Togemon's "Needle Spray" Makes Fantastic Air Freshener
Lillymon's "Flower Cannon" Makes You Piss Beehives
Buttal Assault
It's Not...like...Totally Tubular Man
When Good Toupees...GO BAD!!!
Fetal Lacrimation
Geriatric Flatulence
The Jem'Hadar are So So Cool!
Cat Pee Love
It's Early and Someone Busted the Stove!
Superman Demolishing a Urinal
Cat Turd H8red


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Litterbox Euthenasia
The Pecker Quintet
Alphabetising Our Cow Chips
Hairy Mule Larvae
The Analogue Owls
The Thermostats are f**king Again!
The Helicopters are Weeping
Who is Disturbed?
Old Unimproved Swiffer Dusters
The Green Cold Chili Peckers
Who Let the Tarantulas Out?
Phat Phree Toliet Tank {sp. intentional}
The CFLs are Broken
What's Wrong with the Truck?
Straight as a Broken Arrow
Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill
Never and Never Again
The Coffeepot Has Nothing but Hot Water in It!
Dick Cup Perspiration
Charging this Flashlight Resembles a "Spanking the Monkey" Motion
4:20
Euthenasia of the Refrigerator
The Oven is Pissing
My Huge' Forgetter! {punctuation intentional}
You Did Designate Him a 'Windbag'
?CONSTIPATION ERROR
Who Stomped on the Magic Toaster?
Anesthetise this Bitch!
Turned Resistor
Winter's Morn Nondisposable Douches
It's Late and Someone Busted the Pepsi
Captain Proton to the Rescue
Six Thousand Chicken Fajitas {pronounced "fuh-JYE'-tuhs"}
Hummer Feeder
The Freezer is Melting
Drinking Hot Cat Poddy
Poor, Poor Pitiful You
Get Off My Urinal...It's a Funeral!
The Dick Cup is Crying
Alex Krebeck is a Faggot!
Calamity Jane is a Lezzy
The Sahara Desert is in Antarctica
{making loud vaccuming noises} It's a Sandstorm!!!
Battery Enema
The Penile Instrument is Out of Squid Fluid
Hole in Eighteen or Nineteen
I'm 43 and I Love It!
Too Old to Wear Anthrax Shirts?
IR-Emitting UV Laser
The Wall Shelves are Peeing Again!
Doorframe Trauma


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Hoo Kant Spel Potatoe? {sp. intentional}
URINE ON, URINE CICADA!
Ben Gay Stops Morning Wood
USB Urinator Spud Valve
Santa Clause Destroying a Toliet
Polly Wants an Enema!
Tilex Grows Mould
{shouted in golf} Sicks!!!
As Valuable as a Dented Garbage Can
Screen Door on a Submarine
Maintenance Shed Lacrimation
Rudolph the Brown-Nosing Reindeer
Taking the Bate
♪ You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, Fuuuuuck You!!! ♪
Tugging On Neelix's Whiskers
Sleeping in Hot Camel Urine
Tennis Ball Micturition
Broken Knife
The Stinky Plastic King Heads
Peckerbreath
Peterhead
Aural Illusions
Extreme Makeunder Business Edition
Optical Delusions
Ninja Snake Micturition
Scanning the Garbage
Viva Toliet!!!
Raindude
Rat-a-Touie
STFU Billy Mays!!!
Flushing the Sink
What's Wrong with the Dipsty Dumpster?
Warm Dog Candy
You Can't Edit Your Cat Pee
Flushing for Ketchikan
The Juneau Black Sphere UFO
Cockroach on a Hot Vanadium Cofee Cup
When Good Toliets...Go BAD!!!
BLOG = Bullshit Log
Bowling for Barrow
P&V {Urine & Acetic Acid}
Billy Mays is a Fartknocker
Dad, What's a Fartknocker?
Catnip for the Amish
What's That Fucking Noise?!?
B-B-B-Bobbleheads!
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charley Horse!!! ♪ {sung to the "Chia Pets" jingle}
Shitting in the Sauna
Left Guard
Once More Unto the Wastepaperbasket
Worshipping Cat Urine
Throwing Wolf Shit to the Wolves
Used Tampaxes Behind the Toliet
Invasion of the Stoves
Giving the Dog a Boner
Floody McFlood
Fiery McFire
Finite Spirals
Woody Woodpeckerhead
Fart Noc Ker {three lizards around a butthole say each word sequentially}


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Bathing in Warm Camel Poddy
What's With the Replicals?
DMM = Doo Moofah Moolah
The Jack Daniels Worm
You're a Douche, You're a Douche!
Crestor is Not Dick Medication!
Skid Marks on the Toliet Seat
The Robot has been Neutralised
"The 'Toliet' Test" {The word "toilet" is intentionally misspelled}
The Misadventures of Commander Antiproton
Iced Gasoline
Zymbalta Makes You Put Your Head in the Oven!
Crazy Glue Your Fingers Together
Flammable Ice Cubes
Noise from the CD Player
The Porno Buttmonkeys
Dangerouswatch Video Sphere
The Magic Toaster's So So Gay, You can Smell it While You Spray!
I am Charmin of Borg. You are Buttholes. You Will Be Wiped.
The Crickets are Stinking
The Magic Toaster is Not Really Magical
Doctors & Malpractise Lawyers Working Together
Radio Killed the Video Star
Who Put the Fork in the Garbage Disposal?
It's Raining Tarantulas & Scorpions
The Astronaut has Rotor Blades
Toxic Pet Strobe
Batteries are Flushable
You Can Edit your Camel Urine
Tambor Beta Six is Cool!!!
Smoking a Bowl to Avoid Getting Stoned
Verteron Particles from the McPherson Nebula
Jimmy Carter did Not appear on Laugh-In
Gumby is Not Flexible
The Daily Quadruples
The Magic Toaster vs. A Claw Hammer
Chandeliers are Brie
Cut Through the Bullsh*t with a Knife!
Get Off my Dick, It's Sick
Venomous Wristwatch
{sung like Britany Spears} ♪ Oops, I Fucked Up Again! ♪
Heaven's Devils


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Super Glue in the Toliet
Bun Gho Lio {three cartoon teens around a dude say each word sequentially}
Repossesions? Let Guido Loan You Money!
Miracle Pancreas
Bert Convey Acted like a Fagget
Your Robot keeps Fucking my Vacuum Cleaner
Wheaties Festival
Chinchilla Tightening Machine
Stepping in Worm Piss
Enema Douches
Sonny Walkwoman
There's Urine in the Washingmachine
Poopy Fridge
Baby Swimming after Money
Zitt Vacumn {sp. intentional}
Ripping Your Bunghole Off
Vaccuummnne - Masters of Thresh Metal {sp. intentional}
Mountain Poop is Yucky!
What the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Was That?!?
Vytorin is Not Dick Drugs!
Fecal Dryer
Paying the Bug Guy
Happy Hyundai Days
Vertizontal Shades
Flashing Blinding Sunglasses
The Butt Sausages
Bungmonkeys
Iced Penises
Worm Quintet are a Bunch of Pricks
Do Cricket Feces Chirp when they Hit the Ground?
Setting Fire to Dirty Wash
Sojournen Urine
Set Your Cocks Forward this Spring {note sp.}
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mouse Droppings
Hairy Pothead
Carbonated Hand Mixer
Captain Underwear and the Attack of the Talking Toliets
Burst Garbage Bags
Taking Out the Lamps
Binary Cock {note sp.}
Gee, Your Hair Smells like Cat Pee!


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Legpit Deodouriser
Air Rottener
Liquid Accordions
Blood-Engorged Penguins Live at the Equator
Semisweet Tennies
The Rice is Crying
Radioactive Towels
Pocket Full of Semen
CDs That Perspire
She's Getting all Squeaky
Blender Cup Infection
Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off red satan sheets}
Garbage Can Infuction {sp. intentional}
Dipsty Dumpster Deodourant
The Soap is Delicious
Cistern Straw
Drinking from the Urinators
Slipping on Soiled Depends
Bathtub Drain Squishee
The Mad Tromboner
And OH Gets the Square!
Band Liquidators
All "Licker" is Vile {the word "Liquor" intentionally misspelled}
Not Time for the Unbonus Square
Drink Like the Dog Does - Out of the Toliet Bowl
Inverted Studmuffins
Pr0n >=< Porn
Semisolid Dishwasher
Insufficient Postage on that Thanksgiving Card!
Kant Fule thuh Speeling Pollese {ahl werdz intenshenaly mispelt}
Crab Grass Semen
♪ I Like Big Bugs and I Cannot Lie ♪
Eating Used Syringes
Willard Brimhole *IS* a Queer!
Toaster Micturition
Can't Say "ING"
Spittle Police
Betraying that Pop Bottle
Goiter on your Testes
Box of Geriactric's Toys


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No More Games
Testicular Waffles with Urochrome Syrup
Is William Shatner a Queer?
Turn On the "Koff" with Delsim
666 More Shopping Days until H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
The Macey's Easter Parade
Vicks Late-Defense
Cauliflower Micturition
Going Over the Nife {sp. intentional}
Uncozy Sleepwear
Smoking a Bowl in Amsterdarn
Creeping Streetlights on TV
Holiday Sataned Ham Dip
Cold Springs Cold Tub at 47.40960°F
Mike Golic is Waif-Thin!
Poaperee - Unique Gifts for Retards {sp. of "potpourri" intentional}
Job? Career? Job? Career? Job? Career? What's the Fucking Difference?!?
Can the Trajector Send Me to Juneau?
Interest in Polish Culture
Photons & Forcefields?
Rosetta Stoner!
Deodourant Duck Bone with Cheese
Violating Whole Grain
Optical Intercourse
Stop Fucking my Toaster or Corporal Antilepton will Pee in Your Hair
Viola Solo!
Flushing Goldfish Down Old Toliets
PODDY OFF, PODDY WASP!!!
Satan's Public Hair {note sp.}
Apple Flavoured Broccoli
Fire Fruitarts
Colonel Fartknocker and the Bungknockers!
Tampons in the Drinking Fountain
What's That Thing Floating in the Urinator?
My Watermelon is Squeaky
♪ Impossibilities!!! ♪
Get Him a Rusty Old Truck
Edison was a Fraud!
Who *REALLY* Invented the Microphone?


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The Booger Eaters
Pissing in a Teapot
Ball Up Raw Meat and Throw It!
Stuffing Paper Towels down Bathtubs
PFC I. P. Freely Pisses the Bed at Sally's Boot Camp
Any Place but Here
{computerised male voice} He Eats Light Bulbs and Drinking Glasses and Poo Poo
Zefram Cochrane went to Warp 9.997 but the Bunghole Kept it a Secret!!!
Leaving a Trail of Slime in Your Wake
Boner of Contention
?CAN'T URANATE ERROR IN 65534
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Shoving Busted Light Bulbs up Barney's Bunghole {"Barney" - the purple toliet dinosaur from PBS}
Baby Bop Broke Your Uncle Milton's Ant Farm     {"Baby Bop" - the yellow toliet dinosaur from PBS}
♪ Smoking in the Girl's Room! ♪
Is Uncle Milton a Fartknocker?
Vacuuming Up Christmas Balls
Failing to Water the Tree
The Always-Ending Story
Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peckers
Never Good at Pubic Speaking {note sp.}
♪ I'm Full like the Wolf ♪
Piss Christmas
Shitty New Year's Eve
Resume Your Disorder
Aqua de Pee
Stinky Yule Log Floating in the Toliet
We'll Make a Few Tweaks
Nasty Chainsaw Accident
Covering the Christmas Tree with Polyurethane
Internal Blue Alert
Contributing to the Garbage Can
Your Toaster Desecrated My Crayons
Pouring Vodka in the Christmas Tree Water Basin
That Cow is a Lezzy!
Milk in the Urinators
Alien vs. Predatory Bird
Who Uranated in the Dryer? {sp. intentional}
Skunky Gatoraide
Twist-Offs Let In More Neon
Orange Juice in the Stove
Strapping Fartknockers in Wheelchairs with No Brakes at the Tops of Hills
♪ Have a Holly Jolly Enema, It's the Best Thing Up your Butt! ♪


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♪ Two More Days Till Christmas Day, Sil-Ver Tree ♪
Aaron Esurance Uses a Pink Wig!
Broken Leaking Plastic Douche Bottles
Regurgitated Colon Contents
Pukebag
♪ If Your Website Sucks Big Walrus Cock Don't Send it to Me ♪
Not the Vagina, the Vagina!
It's Bassackward
Contracting HIV from a Broken, Diseased Ken Doll
Stoner Steve Sparks Up 100 Bowls a Day
AVOID SPIKES
Don't Move Laterally
Why are there Paper Towels Floating in the Commode?
Soap in the Drinking Fountain
Ice Cold Beer in the Urinators
Who Has #13 On?
Betsy Wetsy has Enuresis!
Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot the Rest You're in the John!
Cum Guzzling Guttersluts
Some Bogus Pisson
Some Stupid f**ker
Downing a Glass of Urochrome
Poo Pot Makers
A Guppy Called "Wendy"
Exploding Toliet
My Oompa Loompa Became Damaged
A Goldfish Called "Santa's Little Helper"
The Spatulas are Crying
Unimatrix 2,458,770
A String of Satan Bright Christmas Bulbs
Involuntary Uranation {note sp.}
Eye Kant Vacume {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt}
Santa Flush
I Want some Fucking Trix!
Cactus Testicles
Uncle Milton's Armpit Hair Farm
Bird Fork
Battery-Powered Carrots are Deadly
Sitting on the Toliet Stroking My...SPACHELA, Spachela, spachela... {sp. intentional}
Oops!!! The Garbage Bag Busted!!!
Lizard Slotted Spoonhead
Leaking Fishtank
Beaver and Butthole How Nice! {spoken like that drill seargant-type character on the program}
Golf is for Faggets!
The Garbage Broke my Wheelchair


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Break Up those Boxes
Ronny Doich is a Really Douchey Douchebag!
Botched Colostomy Bag
Polygrip Test Results {as Beavis & Butt-Head might call them}
{spoken like Willard Brimhole} Check Your Blood Salt and Check it Often!
Did You Uranate in the Coffeepot? {note sp.}
Sucking Carpet Pigs Up with an Industrial Vacuum Cleaner
♪ I Bring these Gifts for You they're Up in My Bummmm ♪
Swauv Shampee is for Wussies
Performing Bad Magic Offstage
Yankee Leg
Who Uranated in the Eggnog? {note sp.}
♪ Wrapped Up like a Douche Another Runner in the Night ♪
♪ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, You'll Shoot Your Eye Out! ♪
Caffienation Deactivation
A Hair on the Toliet Seat
Sally's Boot Camp Survivors
Makes You go Poo-Poo
Getting an "A" on the Polygrip Test
Uranation in the Uranator {note sp.}
Two Hot Juicy Alligator Meat Burgers
Get that Amish a Colostomy Bag!
Cut Your Tongue on a Busted Boob Tube
He Called Us {vulgar term for multiple penis vacuums}!
Yay Telephony!!! {pronounced 'tel uh FONE'ee'}
♪ Christmas Comes just Once This Year ♪
The Bungknockers
Public Restroom Puddle
Stargate SG-2,458,770
♪ Ooooooooooo...Who Died in a Cantaloupe Over the Sea? SPERMJIM ROUNDPANTS!!! ♪
Tell the Rapping Spermbags to STFU!!!
Let's Play on the Dyson Sphere
Drake & Josh Look like FAGOTS!
Catch Me if you Can, Little Meow Meow!
Aircraft Bumblebee
Ninja Micturition
Carpet Rat


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{male singing} ♪ I Married my Dream Boy I Married my Dream Boy ♪
Fighting Futons
N.F.B. (Dnabnikufesin)
Mythconfirmers
Violence Metal
The Pack isn't Back
Smash Bulbz!
Screaming Against Vengeance
Feel the Slotted Spoon
The Priests of the Devils of Syrinx
Kelp Eat Abaloney
Punch Buggy
Peeing on the Third Rail
Taking a Maternity Test for Maury
Spayed Blue Whales
Neutered Polar Bears
Uranated Water Heater {note sp.}
ATM Machine (Automatic Teller Machine Machine)
Fuck You and Fuck the Fucking Fuck Too!
The Magic Intestine
Pissing on an Electric Fence
Dammitol
Fuckitol
Mom Warned Me Never to Marry that Douchebag
Super Duper Huey
Having a Vowel Movement
It's the Meeeeeers!
Crystal (Meth) Castles
Taco Smell Makes You have Liquid Poo-Poo!
Screwitol
Fudgeitol
Fructose for the Lactose Intolerant
Peeing Out Consonants
Warp Core Breach Not in Progress
Time to be a Hero Doctor!
Who Busted the Toliet?!?
Stop Desecrating my Patio or Subcommander Testicle will Inseminate Your Cistern {toilet tank}
Stuffed-Up Bathtub Drain Hooplah
Gay Pride of Lions
Octagonal Festival


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