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    Posted: 23 Feb 2024 at 5:33am
The Sea Monkeys are Squeaky
Flushing a 100W Light Blub
Eating Lice because they're Crunchy
Sitting on Zoomies
Throwing a Faberge Egg for Wayne Sakes
Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant
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Some Dumb Bunghole went Poddy in a Shoe
Bringing the Baby Goats to the Pool
Who Pee'd on the Replicators?
Cockroach, the Damp Sprocket
Shop at The Phone Store
Answer Your Cellular Phoney
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Who Poo'd in the Mr. Coffee?
The Batteries are Squeaky
A Piss Ant Burning a Plastic Spoon
Who Pissed on the Loo Ring?
This Rat Chow Stink's like  Armpits
This Yacht Stink's like Cat Pee
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Dead Socks in the Loo
All is Fair in Oven War
Going Poddy on a Loo Ring
Sucking Up Dead Socks with a Hoover
Breaking Danglies for Christ Sakes
Burning Pastries in a Pastry Oven
Launching Sky Dancers into the Fireplace
Stomping on Busted Bulbs
Flushing an Easy-Bake Oven
Uranating in a Philodendron
Going Poddy in a Pothos
The Batteries are Barking
The Antiprotons are Gay
Grinduppable Amoebas
Stepping in Broken Sprockets
Washing your Hair with Marshmellows
He Pee'd on a Giraffe
Who Pissed in Your Cheerios?
Peek-a-Boo Chalice
Breaking the Chalice of Reeks
Busted Loo Rings on YourTube
Flushable Ajax Cans
♪ It's a Goddamn Shame!!! ♪
Unflushable Loo Rings
Annoying a Mixmaster
Pissing on a Mop
Who Pee'd in the Bacardi?
It's Not Snot!
My Diapers  Stink like Foxglove
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What's that Funny Smell?
Vaccuming Up a Shovel
Burning a Pot of Dog Water
Stepping in Wolf Piss
Massengill brand Post-Poddy Disposable Diapers
Hot Coffee in the Glovebox
My Pancreas Smells like Foxglove
Why Did that Drone Fall Out of the Sky?
Burning a Burger King "King" Hat
The Teletubby Plush said, "Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot. Bite my Butt"
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Punish the Garbage Disposal
Those Aren't Deviled Eggs, they're Sataned Eggs
Getting Piddled Off and Ripping a Sock
Flushing Away Sphinx Moth Pupae for Christ Sakes
Damaging a Toliet
Vaccuming Up Stinky Socks
Drinking Chlorox Bleach
Stepping on Rusty Needles
Who Pee'd in the Syringe?
Busting into Quark's Bar
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Snipping Off our Gnards to Spite Our Urinals
Santa Clause Uranating onto Lumps of Coal
Who Pissed in the Coffeepot?
This Hairbrush Stink's like Ralf
Chainsaw Sweat
Flushable Trees
That Clown is a Fucking Douche!!!
Who Pee'd in the Lasagna?
The Dustcart of Shame
Playing Competitive Solitare
Getting "Pyst" "Oph" & Breaking a Vaccum
This Hairbrush Stink's like Ralf
Who Pissed in the Coffeepot?
Santa Clause Uranating on Lumps of Coal
Snipping Off my Toes to Spite my Urinal
Playing Competitive Solitare
Steppig in a Gas Station Uranal
Crashing the HoverAir X1 Into a Chair
Diving into a Pool Urinal-First
Shooting a Karma Chameleon with a BB Gun
Who Pee'd in the Concrete Mixer?
Who Puked in the Birdcage?
Who Sat on the Vaccum Cleaner Hose?
Who Pee'd on your Lellyfish Sting?
Who Pee'd on your Jellyfish Sting?
You Got the Snizzles!!!
Eating Pop Cans like  Goat
The Five Satans
Marty McBladder
Sleeping in Fox Urine
The Giant Snake Pee'd on the Rug
Walking on Vaccum Cleaner Hoses
Going Poddy in Plastic Slippers
The Five Satans
Sitting on a Balloon Filled with Crackers
Clogging your Bathtub for Spirituality
Stub Your Toe just for the Hell of It
Drinking Hot Doormouse Poddy
The Sound of a Light Bulb being Flushed
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Broken Pencils Flushed Down Loos
Busted Pens in a Vase
Dickhead Cheese
Who Forgot to Flush the Coffeepot?
Tephone Cheeze {sp. intentional}
Who Pee'd in the Cleanax?
Parakeet Shit on the TV
Flush Away your Zoomies!
Stabbing You in the Gnards with a Spear
Stepping in Moose Poddy
Taking a Shower in Hot Rat Urine
Silicon Dioxide Liars
Flunking a Polygrip Test for Science
Going Poddy Down a Manhole
Taking a Plop on your Keyboard
Gee, Your Hair smells like Lizard Pee
Gee, You're Hair Stink's like Shampoo
Stopping Up your Toilet for Science
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Throwing a Lit Match into an Outhouse
Don't Pop the Urinebed
Arlene Fukai is a Wierd Name
Why is Kes so Piddled Off?
Splitting a Loo Ring by Sitting On It
Splashing Toliet Water on the Floor
Take Otezla and sh*t Your Pants
Peeing on a Puppy
sh*tting on a Slug
Blow up that Rubber Glove like a Balloon
Boiling Fox Urine
The Uranal is Busted Again!
Kicking a Loo off the Wall
Having Diarrhea on a Marble
Stomping on a Tennis Ball
Having Enuresis for Christ Sakes
Getting a sh*tty Deal
Sliding into Fifth Base
Getting a Triple Twerpectomy for f**k Sakes
Being Stung by a Horsewasp
Stepping in Busted Bulb's
Something Stink's
Getting a Twerpectomy for f**k Sakes
Pissing on Piss Ants for Satin Sakes
Dunking Doughnuts {note sp.}
Gordon Ramsay's Chef Poop
What's Wrong with my Penus?
Cancer of the Faucet
Nocking Over a Keg for f**k Sakes
Urine Shooting Out of the Shower Nozzle
Pissicus!
Stepping on Chrysthanthemums
Hucking Blueberries at School Buses
Here a Pecker, There a Pecker
Everywhere a Doctor Pecker!!!
¡HUSOOS CRISTO ORINANDO EN UN FRASCO!!
Peeing in a Coffee Cup for Satin Sakes
Who Unscrewed the Light Bulbs?
Kicking a Foxglove Plant
Kicking a Chicken for God Sakes
Who Pee'd in the Gas Tank?
Your Whizzer Stink's
Salivating on a Mouse
Stepping in Fox Piss
Breaking a Yardstick to Piss Off Dad
Couples who Share Mouthdouche
Share an Enema with Someone You Love
Sleeping in Nanites
Shampooing in the Sink
Throwing a Fastball for Christ Sakes
A Glass Full of Worm Cum
Bag of Dog sh*t
Eating Snail sh*t
The Toliet is your Bathtub
Celestron Disposable Deuches
Breaking Potato Chips for God Sakes
Mister Pee-Pee Poo-Poo Pants!
Throwing a Lit Cicada In a Sewer Pipe
Poopy Diaper Stomper (YUCKO!!!)
Drinking Punk Piss
Drinking Boob Pus {ICKY POO!}
Puking Up a Fece
Hoagy, Hoagy, I'm talking bout Go Go Go
She Needs Psychotectic Treatments
The Dog is Peeing Out Bolts
Romulans are Douchenoozles
Watch and Learn, Asswipes
Shedding Light on Shedding
Chickadee PeePoo
In the Night the Sweltering Perspiration
Steel like a Shovel
Air Rat Dropping a Stool
Listen, Fartknocker!!!
Piss You! You Reek!!!
You Filthy P'Tach!!!
They're Klingons, Not Kittens!
Bird sh*t on the Sidewalk
Stepping in Worm sh*t
666 Busted Mirrors on Friday the 13th
It's Robot Deuching Time!!!
Free Endgame
Click "Add Band Name" to add it
Squishing Horseflies for Christ Sakes
Destructor Defies
Cheating on your Piss Test
Miserably Flunking a Uranalysis
The Snellen Chart reads "I 8 P P"
Maximum Thunkocity
Rat Boner
Diarrhea of the Faucet
Cum Dumpster Diving
Drink Urine & Spermination @ the Semen Lounge
Sky Rat Pee-Poo
A Faggot Pooed in my Shoes!!!
Kicking a Uranal Off the Ceiling
The Cat is Ralfing Up Consonants
That Hedgehog is sh*tting Out Vowels
Forked Lightning Tongue
You are Greeted Brighly, Gloried Defender
Middle-Ear Thumbf**k
Trees are Dicks
Pandemic Boner
Flushing the Washer
He's a Chairpisser
The Hose Bib needs Flushing
Broken Beer Bottles in the Uranal
Diarrhea of the Toliet
Cutting Yourself with a K'niffee
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Buy Silver Shamrock Masks
Poop Party Parade
Urine Rutebega
Sirius Collectramatic
Falling into the River Styx
Huffing Fireplace Ashes
sh*tting into an Adulterated Toliet Bowl
Menstruated Guppies
Engorged Juicebox
Goldfish Spermination
We Are Dyslectic of Brog!!!
You Will Be Asslaminated!!!
Space Heater Radon
Space Guppy Emesis
Yllabian Space Guppies
Feck U and Feck the Fecking Feck 2!!!
Buy the Robo-Tail! :-)
Rejuvenique Sucks!!!
The Cat is Barking Again!
Going to a Hotel to Steal a Washrag
Smudge Pot Sweat
Zorro, the Homosexual Knife
The Hose Won't Flush!
Stinky Yule Log Floating in the Uranator
Urine Parsnips
To Err is Human; to Really Fuck Up Requires a Computer
Nitric Acid Enema
Gee, Your Hair Smells like a Mouldy Shower Curtain
Fucktards, Retards, Adtards
It's a Chair for Christ Sakes
Beating Off in Bagdhad
Braindouched
Busted Light Bulbs in the Douchewasher
Cool-Aide Powder in the Drane
Cat Doody on the Rug
Swim in Dishwasher Soap for a $1 Bill
The Frog Croaked on Titan
Flying the Drone into a Curtain
What's that Smelly Sound by the Loo?
Who Busted the Shotglass on the Floor?
Rubik's Ralfalution
The Andromeda Strainer
Polly's got Slayer
Ralfing in the Dustbin
Pissing on a Knight
Pooing in Jell-O
Loo Destructor
Dancing on a Streetlight Pole
Snake Emesis Basin
Pissing Plastic Cats
This Nose Hair Remover is Brie
Telepathetic Piddlehead
Clogging a Drane for Satin Sakes
Satan is a Very Soft Fabric
Satin is the Evil Devil
Psycopus
This Birddouche Stink's like Urine
Poddy Rutebega
Piss You, Something Really Stink's!!!
sh*tting in the Dustbin
Uranating in the Pool
Poking Holes in a Rubber Ear Syringe
Wrapped Up Like a Douche!!!
Sacrificing your Milk to an Evil Cow
The Malon are Douchenoozles
Dirty Rotten Fuckbags
Pissy, PISSY Paper Towels
Mouthdeuche
Uranator Cum Laude (pronounced kum lod)
Drinking Sour Cow Boob Pus
Sweet Patch Kids
Cars for Kids {note sp.}
Eu de Toliette
Eu de Poopy Diaper
Eu de Chlorox
Chinchilla Water
Why is the Dog Meowing Again?
Uranation Pineapple
Levis Snake
Barking Gila Monster
Cat Shit on the Rug
Automobiles for Baby Goats
Who Drank the Dog Water?
Bagged Rebellion
Cats Barking at Uranus
Bedbugs in your Pillowcase
Putting Toliet Paper on Upside-Down
Spanking your Loo Roll
Who is a Piddle Wingless Hymenoptera?
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Coocoo Clock in the Shower
Mouldy Socks
Shoe Rubbish
Sock Cytoplasm
?TOO MUCH DATA ERROR IN 36864
READY. 
USB Hub Sweat
Phear the Space Squid
Zit Fungus
Telephone Embouchure
Mixmaster Sweat
Trunk Monkies
That Moose Needs a Spanken
Husoos Cristo Flipping the Bird
Dry Cleaner Rescue with Toliet Taphpher
Don't Pulverise the Poo-Poo Noo-Noo
Kicking a Swirling Glitter Lamp
Going Poo-Poo on a Poo-Poo Noo-Noo
Gillette Razor Cuttledge
Freighter Uranation
Cooties in the Pool
Satan's Robot of Discord
gay person Perspiration
The Pee Spud
Carrot on a Stick
A Monochrome Environment
Santa's Camels
The Fat Cow from the SNHU Commercial
Uranating on a Carpet Nail for Radios
Peeing on Urine Ants for Christ Sakes
Residual Harmony of Gnards
The Seeing-Eye Rat
Strike One!
Bloody Phone
Shut the Duck Up!!!
What's Wrong with the Toilet?
Gravitational Uranal
The Seattle Poohawks
Disorders of Toliets
The Doughnut of Shame in the Loo
Break Telegraph Sets While They're Hot
Kuma Santa
Mousellini Buttf**k
Why is the Loo Ring Cracked?
The Bone Phone
You're Addicted to H8!!!
Play the Piss Flute
Throwing Car Keys in the Toliet
Mic'd Up for God Sakes
Loo Roll in Liquid Krypton
It's a Toy Let
Broken Clock in the Dustbin
The Poopie List is Real
Breaking Dustbins While They're Full
Slashing a Sagging Mattress
Vase Sweat
Milkdud Weewee
Battery Feces
Vaccum Nose
Alarm Clock Visual Assault
Used Bin Liners in the Garbage
Who Popped the Enablex Balloon?
Going Poddy in a Mukluk
Making a Doody on a Towel
Get Me some of those Fancy Heaters
Who Pee'd in Collecto?
Look at the Gay Light Socket
As Valuable as Poopy Toliet Paper
Kama Kama Kama Kama Chameleon
Used Deuches Whirling Down the sh*tbowl
Acid Dog
gay person Puppy
Who Put a Fork in the Toaster?
Like Shooting Porch Lights Out
You'll Shoot your Eye Out!
Like a Light Bulb in a Toliet
The Krenim are Deuches!!!
Mouse Pellets in a Shotgun
Pistole Enema
Peanut Butter & Horseradish Sandwich
Laser Pointer Emesis
Hydrofluoric Acid Flashlight
He Guzzles Armpit Sweat
Giving Cooties to a Leper Messiah
Dead Bird in the Oven
Queen to King's Level Three
Throwing a Phoney Bomb
Tonight. Solid Perspiration Goes Boom
gay person Pee
Dimeback
Pennydumb
The March of Quarters
Garth is a Douche
Far Out!
A Flock of Pigeons
Whizzer Eggs
Flashlight Whizzination
Floor Lamp Poddy
Table Key Emesis
Who Flushed a Broken Shoe?
Breaking a Golden Chalice
Sound of a Leaking Enema
The Tyre is Malfunctioning
Tuvok Lied in his Log
10 CCs Nitric Acid
Wherever You Go, There You Are
Using the Sink as a Uranal
Piddling on a Yardstick
Gee Your Hair Stink's like Cheetah Poddy
Stop Pooing on the Ceiling!
Bubble Gum Clogging the Floor Drane
A Hair on the Soap
Eating Sponges for Satin Sakes
Pissing Off a Busted Pushbroom
Pissing On the Credit God
Unicycle with a Flat Tyre
What Day of the Week is Jersday?
Yucking f**ky Wet Armpit Puddles
Isn't there a Law of Some Kind?
2,458,770 Megajoules of Technobabble
Carpet Hampster
Why is Darth Vader Kissing a Leggo?
It's Impervious to our Technology
Leggo Sweat
Pinching the Machine
31,054,500 Teraquads of Crap
Stinky Nads
Smells like Burning Lint
Smelly Banana Peelings
Instamatic Deuche
Pavlovian Saliva
Urine Shoe
What the Hell is a Socker Mother?
Infected Urine Weasel
Destroying a Vaccum Cleaner on YourTube
Urine Vited -- NOT!!!
Watch for Excessive Toilaflexion
Swimming in Jizz
Breaking a Toy Vaccum for God Sakes
Gee Your Hair Stink's like Snail sh*t
Bending Rebar with a Phone Cord
Toadstool in a Mud Puddle
Sweat performing "Jukebox Oxygen"
Santa Clause Emesis
The Fone Bone
Tiger Sweat
Dishwasher Jizz
Subumbra
Feces Potato
(that's the Poo Spud)
Poddy Yams
Who Pee'd on the Cat?
Dashboard Micturition
Car Tyre Flatulence
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Kick Over Enema Bottles for Christ Sakes
Stepping in a Puddle of Armpit Sweat
Sand Snout
Radiator Flatulence
Eating Rusty Gillettes
Prince Harry just Pooed Himself
Playing Pokemon Go! like a Douche
Drowning a Disposable Enema in the Loo
Oral D: Brush Like a Douche
Stove Snout
$4 of Unaffordable Coverage Now!
Eat Spatula and Be Termin8ed
Going Poddy on a Set of Car Keys
Space is Twisted?
Throwing a Butterfly into a Cave
Throwing a Sphinx Moth down a Chimney
Peeing in a Pitcher of Cool-Aide
Pooing in a Dirty Birdcage
Having Diarrhea on Toast
The Magic Toaster Smells like Piss
Who Uranated on the Lincoln Logs?
Who Ralfed on the Erector Set?
The Big Wheel Smells like Doo-Doo
Ficus Sweat
Stinky Boots
Clip of Emesis
License Plate Gasoline
Petrol Gum
Chewing on Grasshoppers
Bells on your Pinkies
Boob Pus (yucko!!!!)
Rhino Thermometer
Dusty House Keys
Maj Culla is a Deuche!!!
Attracted to a Diseased Vidiian
The Neutralised Robot is Dead
Diaper Sweat
Tail Cheese
I 8 P P
Couch Eggs
Uranating in a Dustbin for Earphones
Who Lives in a Uranal Under the Sea?
Stomping on Beer Bottles for God Sakes
Peeing on a Puppy for Christ Sakes
sh*tting on Biscuit for Heaven Sakes
Kicking a Toilet for Satin Sakes
Pissing on Insulators
Pooing ON the Toliet, not IN the Toliet
The "Piss on the Toilet Seat" Band
Trailer Sweat
The Dustbin is Flooded
What Reeks Behind the Dryer?
This Light Switch Tastes like Poddy
Going Poddy on a Pear fr Crying Out Loud
Poo Saguaro
Throwing Lighters in the Collecto
This Pole Tastes like Puke
This Rabbit Smells Funny
Broken Accordion
Concertina Destructors
I Figured Out Blue Clues
No Harm, No Foul
Stomping on a Xylophone for God Sakes
Smashing a Cuckoo Clock for Christ Sakes
Pissing on a Couch for Wayne Sakes
Uranating on a Goldfish for God Sakes
Peeing in Truck Tyres
Parasailing into an Abyss
Going Poddy in a Leather Shoe
Peeing on a Cat's Penus
Leggo Titillation
The Hirsute Bungmonkeys
Squirrel Insemination
Plastic Bag Spermination
Uranation of Chipmunks
Brown Recluse Spider Amputation
Setting Ampoules Aflame
Why Cherry Pits?
Skunk Cabbage Pie
There's Rosarem in my Salad
Caught in a Mosharmpit!
47 Tromboners
999 Luftballoons
Prey for Hell {note sp.}
Drowning a Saltshaker in a Toilet
Frying like a Birdie on a Wire
Peckerweasel!
The Giraffes are Flushable
Puff, the Magic Toilet!!!
Outlet Cheese
Take the Lamp and Plug it Up
(that means "plug it in" in the UK)
Flush the Garbage
Take Out the Toilet, Please!
Pissing on a Rusty Nail
Smoke Pot!!!
Take Drugs!!!
Rectangular Jerks
Sour Grenade Odour
Massengill brand Disposable Dog Food
May Your Life Bring you the Peace
You Never Found in Death.
Greetings and Felicitations
Hip. Hip. Tallyho!
Toilet Pig
Dustbin Snout
Shooing Away Fungus Gnats for God Sakes
Subcommander Antimuon Pee'd on your Sock
Egg Eggs
Stirring Coffee with a Paper Straw
Peeing on a Hamster for Wayne Sakes
sh*tting on a Sugar Glider for God Sakes
Igniting Fire Ants for Satan Sakes
Eating Out of the Dustcart
Barfing on a Hamburger
Peeing on Cicadas for Christ Sakes
Pooing on a Mouse for Satin Sakes
Spreading the Contagion
Taking a poo in a phone booth
Beat the Living Tweedle out of Slippers
Throwing a Phone Out the Window
Stepping on Rat Tails for Satin Sakes
The Willy Wonka Satanic Cult
The Sword of Stars in a Shoe
The "Poo-Poo on the Loo Ring" Band
Faucet Sweat
Does Trump Use Depends?
Trucktoad Deadbeat!
Scanning the Rubbish
Grateful Lead
Bent Forks in the Loo
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Loo Sweat
Leaking Tube of Fishtank Sealant
Vaccum Gnards
Cracked Aquarium Hidrosis
Skyrizi is for Deuches
Knife Sweat
Swordfish Cutlery
Steamroller Spermination
Flushable Lepers
Slipping on sh*tted Depends
The Skyrizi Roller Coaster Prick
Tea Bags in the Dustbin
Santa Clause is a Wussy
Putting a Turkey in the Collectramatic
Breaking a Pushbroom for God Sakes
Pissing Off a Stinky Mop
Rubber Avatar
The Weapons Destroyed Themselves
Sentient Vomiting Valence
Dutch Oven Disorder
Flattened Pop Cans
Vaccuming the Lawn
Rage Against the Answering Machine!
Kicking a Horse in the Balls
gay person Kitten
Puppy Boner
Kitty Dog Pissination
Snake Oil in a Bottle
Working Class Brothel
Circular Table Pizza
Octagonal Saw
Vaccuming the Snow
Unflushable Amoebas
Unstrikeable Matches
The Dinoflagellates are Squeaky
He Needs Psychotectic Therapy
Roller Skating Disco Prick
Uranating in Rotting Floorboards
Why do the Curtains Reek like Rat Piss?
Who Pee'd on the Scotch Tape?
Mouse Pellets in a Coffin
Skunk Turds
Uranal Egg
Toilet Hog
Spanking the Orangutang
Computer Mouse Sweat
Loo Ring Abuse
Spanking the Garbage
Every Time you Flush a Toliet,
God Kills a Fece
Baby New Year is a Pussy
The Façade is Molten
Carousel Light Bulb Bases
Bundt Cake Paralysis!
Getting a Major League Swirly
I need TP for my Bungholio!!!
Black Shamrock Novelty Co.
Peter Piper was a Prick
Sweat Gland Sweat
Hummingbird Pee Poo
Loose-Fitting Seattle Remover
Toilet Turd Trap
Flushing Away Old or Used Turtles
An Old Wet Penus
Greenland becoming Brownland
Used Feces on a Rusty Fork
🎵 Monster Baby,Come
Flood the Toilet With Me! 🎵
Getting Into a Rusty Old Truck
Who Pee'd in the Orange Juice?
Musical Note Slayer
Anthrax of the Wishing Well
The Good Arch Store
Who Sat on the Phone?
Komodo Dragons Coming Up Out of Loos
448nm Blue Diode Laser Scoliosis
🎵 O o it's Magic! 🎵
The Boatswain Acts like a Dick!!!
Satin Sucks Big Walrus Cock
Broken Toliets Featured on YourTube
Blowing Up Mailboxes with M-500s
Giving a Busted Light Bulb a Spanken
Giving the Mouse a Boner
Spanking a Jerusalem Cricket
gay person Micturition
Window Sweat
Toliet Phone
Eu de Lamp
Is the Switch Flunky?
What's that Funny Noise?
Turds in the Sink
Roll Over Jukebox
Soggy Cardboard
Toliet Cuttledge
Marination of Knives
Cancer of the Hose Bib
As Valuable as an Old Deuche
Showing a Dildo to a Lezzy
Drake Doesn't Work for NASA (He thinks it's pron., "fyoo'SELL'u'jee)
Laser Galvos of Dume! {sp. int.}
Breaking a Cistern for God Sakes
Who Pee'd in my Umbrella?
Hydrochlorothiazide = Poddy Medication
Zymbalta makes you Piss Beehives
Uranator Sweat
Watermelon Uranal
Sand Turds
Pissing on a Robot
Put a Flashlight in an Electric Chair
Baby, When the Toliet Seat's Down
sh*tting your Pants for Science
Blowing a Sink off the wall For Shame
Wrecking a Cistern for Pete Sakes
Drowning a Yule Log in the Loo
Kicking a STOP Sign for Christ Sakes
A Narwhal Stabbing a Seal
Kill the Killing Box for God Sakes
Kicking a Garbage Disposal Switch
Stomping on Tonka Trucks for Pete Sakes
Throwing a Monkey Wrench in the Toliet
Fryer Sweat
A Seal Stabbing a Narwhal
A Nail Poking Through a Plastic Bag
Roll the Medication Wheel
Eating Spaghetti with a Spoon
Fastgo on the Yasgos!!!
Satan's Public Hair!!! {note sp.}
Dare to Douche Differently
On a Scale of One to Ten -- Uranate!
Cantaloupe Loo
Wraisins of Wrath
Stinky Yule Log Clogging the Fireplace
Throw Master(bator) Locks in the Dustbin
The Boy who Melted Crayons
Is Pikachu a Fag?
The USB Uranator Deodouriser Mints
The ISA Rocket Owl
Luther Sloan is a f**king Deuchenoozle!!
The Fabulous Fartbags
Deuche Crew f**k You
Who *REALLY* Invented the Telescope?
Star Track Marks
Snow Tyres in the Loo
Heavy Water Light Globes
♫ Cause AAA Has Coverage Guaranteed! ♫
I Play with My Feces in the Loo
Slipping in a Puddle of Goo
Drink Warm Dog Water
Egg Sweat
Pineapple Mitosis
Pouring Douches Down a Manhole
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Using a Garbage Disposal for Pete Sakes
Sweating on a Light Bulb
Peeing on Telephones
Eaten by a Larvafly
Curly Q Baloney
Complete List of Uranals & Loos
Spurred by a Broken Submarine
Shooting a Seagull with Alka-Seltzer
How It's Destroyed!!!
Twinky Desolation
Carpet Lavage
Eczema Soldiers
Getting Athsama from Athsmatics
Swimming in a Cistern
What's Wrong with the Replicators?
Washing Fleas Down the Drane
Why do the Curtains Smell like Stale Giraffe Piss?
Dead Batteries in the Loo
Vinegar and Water Chips (Douche Chips)
Deuches in the Toylet
Who Pee'd on the Fire Alarm?
Remember to Lift with your Back
Smoking a Vape that Tastes like Doo-Doo
Relative URLs? Like Grandma and Grandpa?
🎵 Have You Usd Downy Douche & RepHresh?
Flying the Gay Little Drone into a Pole
Milk Has No Penus!
There is No "I" in Cleanax!
Fiery BattleBots Robotic War
It's Uranal-Fighting Time!!!
Phear the Dirty Diaper
Loud Ashole
Convoluted Puckernuts
Ozempic is Needle Drugs
Hardware Make the Dance Foam Poddy
Chocolate Mouse in the Dishwasher
Dead Houseplant Society
Mud Puppies
Volcanic Alopecia
Cymbal Sweat
Bongo Drum Micurition
Cupboard Larvae
Teacups Going Poddy on Drinking Glasses
Unalphabetised Alphabet Soup
Loo Roll Floating in Liquid Argon
Smacking a Rabbit with a Shovel
Water Heater Sweat
Going Poddy in Somebody's Armpits
The Shark Attack Boner
Stepping in Goat Crap
Breaking a Piggy Bank for God Sakes
Smashing Mosquito Wrigglers
Hitting your Penus with a Claw Hammer
Getting Kicked in the Kitty
Getting Punched in the Flower
Piss You! Who's got Stankfoot?
Quick Ma! Get the RepHresh!!!
Toliet Feces
Uranal Poddy
Toilet Lavage
Bigfoot Micturition
Gastric Cuttlege
Steam Iron Micturition (Steam Iron Poddy)
A Busted Five-Iron
This is a Devlish Time
The Knarks are Squeaking
Getting Poddy out of the Bathroom Tap
Trance-a-Ramaâ„¢
The Hutzler Banana Cutter is Real
This is a sh*tty Time!
Mailbox Eggs
Breaking the Loo Ring -- oops!!! (a loo ring is a toliet seat)
Automated Enema Destructor
Tripod Sweat
Surfer Drone
Monolith Sweat
Yucky Wet Puddles on your Heels
Spurred by a Busted Loo
?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF PROCTOSOL ERROR
Something Stinks in the Fridge!
Laughing at an Aerosol Bomb
Tripping Over a Loo Ring
Arm & Hammer Won't Kill This Odour
?ILLEGAL MOLAR ERROR IN 36864
Airing Out Your Pits
Stepping on Bubbles
A Puppy Pissing into Carpeting
A Cat Shampooing a Chipmunk
Skunkwater
Pouring a Glass of Horse Milk
Nullified Vaccum Tubes
Down the Shitbowl You Go!!!
Is it Kleanax or Cleenax?
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Spraying Dristan on your Nads
Satin Flipping the Birdie
Gimmee All Your H8ing!!!
A Six-Man Quartet
Worm Sextuplet
Weakened Immunity Syndrome
Young Turds
Ramify Engine Noise
Atomic Beehive
The Plastic Cat Urine Band
Turd Sweat
Bicycle Stenosis
Maximum Thudocity
It's Uranation Medication
Having Pizza Back
Zits in your Pissbladder
Shattered Cool-Aide Pitcher
Pouring Tabasco on your Nutsack
Subspace Deviant
False Crime TV
Pissing Off the Credit God
Inappropriate Uranation
Piss Yam
Angel Hair Pasta Uranation
Silicone Mirror
Stormtrooper Ammonia
Drowning in a River of Piss
Skis for Barbies
My Designation is ASDFGFDSA
Kick a Walltoliet Off the Wall!!!
Tulip Feces
Sunflower Sweat
Urine Tomato
Poddy Onion
Cauliflower Uranation
Peeing into a Beer Bong
Sweating on an Air Conditioner
Kicking Over a Cup of Caf-Pow
Vermicelli Micturition
Warp Plasma under the Bathroom Door
Who Kicked Over the Toliet Bowl?
Urinous Pipe Cleaners
♬ Purina Rat Chow! Chow Chow Chow! !!♬
Stinky Yule Log Floating in the Loo
A Hair on the Loo Ring
Some Bunghole Poddied on the Loo Ring
Who Pissed on the Vinculum?
Giving the Freezer a Spanken
Hoodie Sweat
This Soap Doesn't Float
Punishment Protocol 047
Engaging Repulsor Beam
Trout Swim Downstream in Toliet Pipes!
Dagger of the Nose
Bandana Emesis
It is Wrong to Beat Off Mother Nature
Smashing Io Moths for Christ Sakes
Kicking Click Beetle Larvae for Shame
Killing Damselflies for Satin Sakes
Stomping on Telephones for God Sakes
Being Put on a Shelf like a Figurine
What's wrong with the Sink?
Who Pee'd on the YIELD Sign?
The Silver-Haired gay person from America's Next Top Model
Throwing a Puppy down a Manhole
Snipping Off the Cord from a Telephone
Throwing an Alligator in the Toliet
Putting Pee Gravel in Tenny Shoes
We Put the "Fun" in "Funeral"
Pissing into an Old Sock
Who Pee'd on the Third Rail?
Electric Skunk Muffin
Inverted Fruit Loops
Insulator Subcommanders
Scrubbing Carpet Flushable Loo Rings
Goldfish Aren't Flushable
Whizzer Sweat
Who Pee'd on the Poo-Poo Noo-Noo?
Who Torpedoed the Tidy Bol Man's Boat?
Throwing Tootsie Pops at Owls!!!
Use Dupixent for Cystic Acne
Bidet Soup
Tailgate Loo
The Bumper Dumper is a Loo Ring for your Trailer Hitch
Eating a Five Muskerteers Bar
Throwing a Cockroach in the Microwave
Throwing a Bug into a Flowerpot
Dropping a Worm into a Black Rubber Boot
Lying like my Fence Does
Urinous f**king Chrysanthemum
Wormholio in One or Two
Poppa Boyl!
Fran Kincense
My Perspiration Pipe
My Poddy Cup
Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Shoe
Resistor Destructor
Twisted Lug Nuts
Pitons of Destitution
Carabiner Uranation
Saussage Sweat
Transom Sprinkles
Horsetail Vaccum
Cabinet Micturition
Savage Vaccume
The Comfort Blanket is Pissing
The Robot Guzzles its Oil
The Bricks are Sweating
Garnish Micturition
Blanket Feces
Wheel of Desolation
The Trabe is Yummy!!!
Ziplock Vaccum Bags
Who Pee'd in the Ashtrays?
Drinking Rat Urine for Fun & Profit
Who Pee'd in the 10-3?
Who Poo'd in the Barbecue Oven?
CRYSTAL MATRIX ACTIVATE!!!
Triumph. The Shape of Things to Go.
I need Rollios for my Barbecue!!!
Is it Aiphone or Airphone?
Flush the Dishwasher
Light Bulb Sweat
Wipe the Poo off the Toilet Seat
Light the Earwax Candle {PISS YOU!}
Burn the Birthday Candle at Both Ends!!!
Kicking Water Heaters
Leggo my Eggo!
Tinkertoy Exanguination
Lincoln Logs Floating in the Toliet
Stepping on a Leggo in your sh*tkickers
Eating Candy Siggerets
Lighting Dental Floss for Christ Sakes
He was Too Badly Injured
Misusing a Carabiner
Mosquit-O-NOOOO!!!
Being Bitten by a Tirefly
Electromechanical Fishbulb
Dirtronic Speedlight
Pecker Octet
Shoveling Warm Snow
Laser Decahedron
Putting Shrimp in Boiling Dog Water
Lactose for the Lactose Intolerant
Doorbell Micturition
The Old Ball & Chain
The Fat Cow from the Jardiance Advert
Stilleto Jesus
Octagon Sweat
Pig Basket
Insulator Snot
Cable Tweezers
Eating an Apple for Christ Sakes
Using a Pencil for God Sakes
Driving a Car for Satin Sakes
Using a Copier for Heaven Sakes
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Crushing the Disease
Rattling Sounds Violin
The Marinator's Flooded!
Breaking a Shitbowl with a Hammer
Lava Lamp Fungus
Tuba Solo
Playing Competetive Monopoly
Like a Porcupine in a Balloon Factory
MDS {Missing Dick Syndrome}
Dogshit Empenada!
Yo! Whassup Homes?
Strawberry Penis
Catshit Enchilada!
MY CAT EATS HIS OWN POOP!
Dogshit Taco!
Drinking Shampoo Because It Tastes Shitty
Pee is Stored in the Balls
CRUSTY OLD FARTS
Santa Clause Destroying a Saucer
Getting Pissed and Kicking a Urenal Off the Wall
Santa's Elves Going Poddy on a Telephone
Moose Exterminator
Carbonated Douchenoozle
Some Piss Ant Pee'd on a Lamp
Things That Tick
Angry McPisseron's a Faggot
Scratch & Sniff Alarm Clocks
The Talking Bomb Pee'd on My Socks
Table Lamp Micturition
Popping Zits On My Houseplant
Nuclear Assassin
Duke Wellington is a Coprophile
Java Disintegration Syndrome
My Pissbladder's Full of Apple Juice
Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant
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Hot Mud from the Bathtub Spigot
Kicking Over Water Heaters for Christ Sakes
Top Ticking the Titty Tat!
Is it Kleanex or Cleenax?
(Tree) Bucket of Concrete
Rat Poopie in the Marinal Chamber
Satin is Cute
Corporal Antilepton Sysops
Deodourant Ice Cream Bone with Aleve
Bush Pail
The Comfort Blanket is Micturating
Platypus on a Frozen Neon Roof
It's the Nitrium, Not the Nitrium!
Yes, We Have No Cantaloupes
Plutonium Bowling Ball Cores of Crystallised Spittle
Being Booted Off the Blunderbus
Being Two Egg Rolls Short of a Poo-Poo Platter
Bathing in Hot Polar Bear Poddy
Using a Busted Chair as a Coatrack
Bust a Cap in Your Socks
Disposing of sh*ttake Toadstools
Dew the Do!
Carbonated Beetles
Over There's a Pretty Cat. You can Smell it Where You Shat.
There's a Dog Fece on the Cat Tree!
♪ The Fagot on the Bus Goes Suck Suck Suck! ♪
Gee Your Hair Smells like Tarantula Pee!
Piss Ants "Я" Us
Bad Titmouse! Shame On You!
Bowl of Cheerios with Water Instead of Milk
♪ Santa Clause is Going...to sh*t! ♪
These Train Tracks Smell like Snausages
{Spoken like that asinine red muppet Elmo} Uh o! Who Wants to Die?
Antelope Micturition
Cauliflower Sweat
Tablet PC Bulemia
Telephone Diuresis
Ewww! Meteor sh*t!
There is No "I" in Cleanax
Giving the Cat an Enema
I Live in a Swiffer Wet Jet
The Sonars
♪ The Toilet on the Bus Goes Flush Flush BOOM!!! ♪
Merry Fishmas
Lemon Zester Insemination
Greenteeth Corded Earphones
♪ Three Little Mittens They Lost Their Kittens ♪
Biscuit of Burned Sugar
Maximum Candiosity to the Dishwasher!
Flying the Gay Little Plastic Drone Into some Wires
Gorden Ramsy Sucks Big Walrus Cock
Sucking Kitty Litter Up with a Eureka Vaccum
Hey, There's a Cookie in the Garbage!
Flushable Paramecium
You Can't Say "sh*ttake Mushrooms" on the CIH Forums
Booze in the Blender
Dental Lacrimation
Oversee Unmatch & Destroy
Bipolar Eclipse of the Fart
There's a Leaky Garden Hose, You can Hear it With Your Nose!
"Siggerets" in the Marinator {note sp.}
Kick the Doorbell and Run!
Flushing Away GE D36 Satan Bright Christmas Bulbs
Buying a "Role" of Toilet Paper {note sp. of, "Roll"}
Great Value Classic Roast Cat Turds
Keyboard Sweat
Sunflower Micturition
Tablet Computer Emesis
Brewing Poo Water in the Coffee Machine
Eeeeek!!! A webmaster!!!
♪ Who Let the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach Out? ♪
Dead Burritos
Lone Tiny Potato
Dustbin Dicklicks
{sung like Madonna} ♪ Like a Sturgeon, Swimming for the Very First Time! ♪
Eating Deathcap Mushrooms for Fun and Profit
Some Butt Wagon Ironed My Socks
COVID-19 Trombones
Stop f**king My Regrigerator or Subcommander Antimuon will Pee On Your Shoes!
99 Hat Ballons Knallen Gelassen
Spit Diaper
Hot Water Bottles that Perspire
Trifecal "Lite Blub" of Doom {sp. intentional}
Unflushable Amoebas
A Piss Ant Riding His Motorcycle Around the Inside of a Cheerio
Cellular Halitosis
Accidentally Stepping on Palmon
Jukebox Oxygen {a passing vagrant said this to me while I was flying my UAV on 08-13-20!}
Cellular Tornado
Marsquake On Venus
Shot Oysters
Chef BoyArDon't
Flying the Gay Little UAV Into a Bridge
Eating Out of the Dustbin for Fun and Profit
Only Runs on Windows 95
Chocolate-Flavoured Enema
Vomiting Vases that Sweat
Urine Bear
The Magic Toaster's So So Queer, You can Smell it with Your Ear!
APOCALYPSE URANATOR
Unstriking a Match
The @$$#○£€ Thermometer is Tainted
Stealing a Tox Uthat
Drowning the Color-Change Pumpkin Lite in the Toliet
Antiperspirant Owlbone with Tylenol
Hell Has Air Conditioning...NOT!!!
♪ Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Are You Smarter Than a Piece of Paper? ♪
Reefer Emesis
Bundt Cake Paralysis
Honey, Grab Me the Feminator!
Auntie Em's Deader Than a Doorknob!
{sung to the tune of, "Santa Baby"} ♪ Monster Baby, Come Flood the Toilet With Me! ♪
Pushbroom Micturition
Squeaky Sounds Uranator/Table Lamp {sp. intentional}
Santa Clause Uranating Into a Stocking
Mrs. Clause Playing for the Other Team
A Rat Pee'd On My Socks
Needles On My Toes
What's Wrong with the Asshole Thermometer?
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Dry Cleaner Rescue (hosted by Toliet Taphpher)
Electrochemical Hosebag
Pepsi Bottle Microscopes
The Merferator Light aka. the Unsurefire
Squidward Tortellini
Dr. Pepper Bottle 3-D Glasses
iDon't Go Poo-Poo
Time to Feed the Garbear
Sketchers Tenny Shoes Bite!
Sarah Likes to be Phist Phucked
Kellog's Grab & Stay Cereal Packs
Ahhhhh!!! Right in the Beak!!!
Throwing a Cicada Down a Manhole
Electronic Fishbulb
Pat, I'd Like to Sell a Vowel
Invisible Sweat
Brick (Shit)house
Table Lamp Emesis
Biochemical Lacrimation
Rotten Dog Odour
Piss Satan
Electromechanical Nerds
Vacuum Nads
Infected Piss Weasel
Penile Gang Member
There's a Rat on the Cat Tree!
Ambien Walrus
Wet Cat Smell
Toothpaste For Dinner...Daily!
Zealotry
Sparking Up a J
Scrambled Afterbirth
Vulcan Thumbf**k
Transfinancial
Eau De Toliet {sp. intentional}
The Toliet Muscles
Pain in the Diodes
Doobie Enuresis
Digeredon't
Eau De Armpit
Warm Carbonated Micturition
Reconstituted Faggots
Powdered Sink
Instant Toliet -- Just Add Mud
Fizzy Dentifrice
The Pail Pale Will Refuse to Take Out the Refuse Because the
Reign Starts to Rain (note intentional misuse of homophones & allophones)
Hooray for Asphalt!
Nair Alibi
Mayonnaise Hardon
Broken Ketchup
Pre-Menstrual Mustard Yellows
Green Jello Rulz!!!
Deodouriser Hummingbirdbone with Aleve
Taking a Plop in the Punchbowl
Piñator is a Fucking Balloon for Christ Sakes!
That Pizza is Brie
Urin8r Destroyr
Who's the Unsub?
The San Juaquin Valley Urinator Strikes Again
Tennis, Antibody?
Chromodynamic Geeks
Axe Anticavity Douche
kCall the Tax Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain!k
There's a Dead, Dead Helicopter...You Can Smell It With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Neodyne Nerds
Toliet Manibusdick (John Hancock)
Carburetor Sweat
The Potheads (pronounced, "poa'THEEDS")
The Potheads (pronounced, "POT'heads")
Shoo Majick
The Flowers are Sunny
Battling a Nasty PTI
Plush Bombs
Fembot Sweat
Togemon's Needle Spray will Hospitalise You!
Cat in a Warm Cardboard Box
Uranated Lawn Gnome (note sp.)
Add 6 Cups of Lye
Antelope Sweat
Mad Dog 20/20 Disease
Pissed-Off Basketballs
Pissed-On Bubblegum
Kyubimon's a Lezzy!
Climbing Into the Dustcart from Hell
Yes, We Have No Firearms
Cleaning Your Dentures in the Toliet
Barking at Saturn
Poopy, POOPY Paper Towels
The Cheerios Bee is So So Queer, You Can Smell It While You Steer!
Why Isn't Q-Ball a Faggot?
kNo Bear Bear Stop Peeing On My Socks!k
What's Up with the Vinculum?
Puppy Sweat
The Dingleberries 
That Marinator is So So Filthy, You Can Hear it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Jell-O Creamatory
There's a Poopy Poopy Litterbox, You Can Hear It With Your Socks
Butt Sandwich Heiney
Phat Phree Toliet {all words intentionally misspelled}
WASTOIDS -- The Curiously Urinous Mints
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Unicorn Fart Pastry
Washing Your Dishes in the Toliet
You're Alligator Stink's {syntax errors intentional}
Tenna Twirl
The Invisible Woman is a Twat!
Leaky Bush Pail
DVDs that Sweat
Wrecked Pussy ` Trashed Tabby
Maximum Candiosity to the Sewer Pipe!
Go Five Light-Femtoseconds and then Hang a Left
He Used to Smoke 9 Packs of "Siggerets" a Day!
Viva Moñitor
HypnoSphere
What's Wrong With the Kitchen Sync? {note sp.}
Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane into a Chair
Light Meters of Destruction
The Five Horsemen
Lederhosen in Blood-Red
Fire Ants on the Toliet Seat
HypnoTrapezoid
This Cube is Full of Rage and Scrod!
Camera Micturition
Neocortex Lavage
Satanic Floating Eyeball
The Goldfish are Squeaky
Flushing Moose Antlers Down Toliets
Trance-O-Tron
Rhododendron Spiller
Naked Walrus (Leaving a Shit)
The Lubricated Snausages
Babie Fat
Tree Larvae
Myrna the Translucent Cocktail Waitress has Clearly Drank Her Last Boat!
The Douche Song
Sand Mustard
Faggy Phone Thug
The Litterbox Song Song
Femtotubular "F"
Cockroach Resort Suite
Blowing EAROMS for Fun & Profit
Assume the Pole Position"
The Burning Tobacco-Using Firearm
My Poo is Deformed!!!
What's Wrong with my Peanut?!?
The Surfactant is Flat!
That Beer is a Liar
Don't Feed the Squeaky Mouses!
Give that Amish a Douche
Squeaky Porch Clocks
Perhaps the Code is Incorrect
Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!!
kOooo, Certified Honeybuns!k
Pasghetti & Meattesticles {sp. intentional}
Horse Pig {mounted police officer}
kI Say...Minimum Effort, Maximum Davek
Electronic Booger Detector
Shaving with Rusty Gillettes
I'm Not your Superhero!
We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {sp. intentional}
You Insult Our Ways!
Easy, Stick Boy!
The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter
Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie
His TC is Too Low
kGet Off your High Horse & Come to the Partyk
Salty Pit Drippings
Make Yourself Invisible
Hard Stool? Try Docusate!
Pat, I'd Like to Buy a Towel!
He Shoots Up Piddle with Clean Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice}
He Eats Pampler's Brand Premenstrual Disposable Diapers!
We Don't Like You
Magical Urine Shower
Anthraxosis
Mr. Krabs Digging Change out of a Toliet
Cactus Nymphs
Revelationarama
Eucalyptus Killer
Eeeee-Bola! {shouted like the guy in the Ricola commercial}
Slower than Sloth Shit
Wrapping Christmas Water
Burned Replicated Bird Meat
Spectrometer of Doom
Dia-rrh-ea Cha Cha Cha!
Leaving the Lamp Unflushed
We Aren't Greenhorns
Phlushing Lite Bubs Doen Toylets {all words intentionally misspelled}
kWe're Off to See the Lizard, the Wonderful Lizard of Id!k
Bowling for Barium Enemas
Coffee Cups Full of Micturition
Getting a Suntan on Venus
The Shark Attack Broom
Flushing After 3:37am
NO WRONG!!!
Brown Magic (this is what you get when the toliet's flooded!)
Whirlm without a Dream
kA Sprinkle a Day, Helps Keep Cooties Away!k
Elequis Gives You Equine Teeth!
kMr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty Black Magic Eraserk
Panty Sweat
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--ALIEN DONUTS --
...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
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TV's Kyle Sucks Big Walrus Cock
Piss You! That Pussy {not 'cat'} Stink's!!!
Carbonated Pet Rats
Volcanic Hirsutism
Exploding Liquid Paper
Automated Light Bulb Destructor
Frozen Walker on a Stick
Fucking Antimatter Fucking Blows
Time Flies like an Arrow...Fag Flies Like Bananas
Unclogging a Toliet with an Alligator
Cats Landing on Saturn
The Cow Jumped Over the Sun
Bloodcurdling Preying Mantids
Sadder than a Witch in a Vacuum Cleaner Factory
Sweeping Up Cockroaches for God Sakes
Encrustulated Milk Jug
Polymer Typewriter Shoes that Sweat
Don't Tell Mom The Tampon's Dead
Riboflavin-Flavoured Yogurt
Satanic HVAC Tech
Tampon Bathysphere
Sentient Young Vomiting Valence
Flattened 'Pepsy' Can
Liquid Plumbr Enema
Milk Has No Penus
Playtex Bathyscape
Liquid Mullet
Battlestar Tampax
Selsun Sultan
Showing a Dildo to a Faggot
Hudson Horstachio is a Piss Ant
Wiping a Booger on Barbara Striesand
Burglars & Scones
Chair Urin8r
Catheters Copulate Noisily
There's No 'I' in 'God'
Cleanax Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Kittens
I Can Shit a Crescent Roll
Drāno Enema
Peckerweasel
Diaper Repairman
Chainsaw Enema
Uranated Tampon {note sp.}
Bank Tylenol
Fizzy Toliet
Goodbye Porpoise
Hazardous Redwood
Urinal Explosion
Spazzy Sink
Tampax Astronaut
Blackened Fish Tail
Yak Vomitus
Loud Chair {toliet}
Fishtank on the Floor {toliet}
Terra Cotto Salami
Hardware Make the Dance Foam Urine
Douchebucket
Mr.SnausageSniffer
SpongeBoob HypodermicPants
Stealing a Bag of Cheat-O's {note sp. & intentional misuse of the apostrophe}
Terror Destructor
Shitting Out Krabby Patties for Christ sakes!
Piss Flute
Aural Assault
Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh on the Porch {note sp.}
PHUQ & YR K47 TU!
Studly Collars of H8Red
The Nippular Area
That's MISTER FAGGOT to You & Don't you Forget That!
Douche Bikini
Playtux® Dying® Mittens {a spoof on Playtex® Living® Gloves}
The Boobal Area
Eu de Poontang
We're So Coral!
The Diaper Bandits
Smells Like Nookie
Monkey On Your Penus {sp. intentional}
Tastes Like Piss Ants
The Dead Socks
Peanuts in My Underwear Drawer
Big Ears Like a Ferengi
This Book Light Tastes Like Emesis
Puppy Mills that Breed Cicadas
The Busted Sissy Sticks
Grasshopper on a Frozen Nitrium Roof
SHY-Oh-Lay
Toa-LYE-It
Where's the Maggots?
Nocturnal Defecation
I Guess Tummz is Temporary
The Seven Year Bitch
Diabeetus {as Willard Brimhole would pronounce it}
Duke is Not a Rat
Perianal Nappy Itch
The TV Tube is Pregnant
Conducting Insulators
Uranated Goldfish {note sp.}
We Aren't Peckerheads!
Triolic Waves of Love
International Corduroy
Uranating on the Machine {note sp.}
Masturbating Tampon Parade
Bookmarking Our Bungholes
Salty Peckerwood
Fire Comes from Firemen
I Am Asshole, Hear Me Roar!
URANAL!!! URANAL!!! {sp. intentional}
Narcoleptic Cereal Bowl
Kissing the Black Gear
Satan's Duotronic Robots
Fixing Your Plate Because It's Broken
Stinks Like Preteen Spirits
Kotex U-Boat
Redwood Solids
Bruce Willis Shooting a Toliet
You Can't Spelll 'TAURINE' Without 'URINE'
Wonder Woman Destroying a Telephone
Eucalyptus Impersonator
Dog Urine Splenic Freeze
Orange Crush Necrosis
The Green Lantern Demolishing a Light Bulb
Naked Supermodel Chunks
Telepathic Piddlehead
C-3PO Lives in my Armpit
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Cathy Withekay {Kathy with a 'K'}
Pillowcase Enuresis
Gee Your Hair Smells like Camel Urine!
Lezzy Lacrimation {"lesbian tears"}
Meowing Because We're Hungry
The Fudge Bunny {slang term for a cat fece}
The Sissified Cum Drinkers
Pyss & Mone {sp. intentional}
Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Early-April 
Barbecued Telephones
You Can't Spell "Figurine" without "Urine"
Santa Claws
Poisoned by Lederhosen in Black
I Feel Like I'm Really Detecting Rat Urine
Barbecuing Pay Telephones for Christ Sakes
Giving Barney the Purple Toliet Dinosaur some Nice Barney Acid Teepz
Coffee Penus
Shooting Western Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Satan Sakes
The Weenbags
Spilt Milk
A.I.D.S...That's What You Get when You Put a Penus Up Your Ass!!!
Poopinary Incontinence
¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UN SILLÓN DE RUEDAS!!!
Having Surgery on Your Tallywhacker
Pissinary Incontinence
Stomping on Mourningcloak Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes
Cancer of the Asshole
Shooting Seagulls Out of the Sky With Bottle Rockets
Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker!
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Wolf Piss
Tegretol Cirrus
Getting Toasted on Guilmon's Grill
Hotmail is for Fagots {sp. intentional}
Whistling Pete Enema
Evel has No Disguise {sp. intentional}
There's a Hole in the Bucket Clap Your Feet (thud!, thud!)
You Just Wanna Say, "Aww Fv¢k It"
I'll Take "Fag Bashers" for $200 Please Alex!
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Stale Giraffe Urine!
Stop and Smell the Flours {sp. intentional}
Butt...Hole...Butt...Hole...O Yayayaya!!!
As...Much...{And Butthole...Butt...Hole!}
Gluttons for Punishment
Everytime You Spank the Monkey, Satan Kills a Sperm Whale!
Pop Rocks Singer
Flush the Fucking Toliet, Douchebag!
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like a Fudge Bunny
Subcommander Teste Sucks Big Walrus Nads
Gumball Machine Micturition
Tempest® in a Water Closet
Admiral Byrd Eats Eggs
Stomping on Sphinx Moth Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes
Nai Can't Uranate! {note sp.}
Every Time You Flush a Toliet, God Kills a Fece
Piddle You, This Cheezeburger Really Reeks!!!
Gonorrhea of the Knockers
Dead Tacos Bell-Grande
Top Ticking the Titty Tat!
The Douchenemabags
Who Smote Thee Down?
Captain Proton to the Rescue!
Koji Minamoto, Go to the Forest Terminal!
Snail Micturition
Urinous Hose Bib
Who Peed on My Toothbrush?
Ding Dong the Uranator's Dead! {sp. intentional}
Metropolice {pronounced like, "metropolis"}
You Must Go to the Beach Terminal
Stop Fucking My Lettuce or Captain Positron will Inseminate Your Bathtub
Foul Neocortex Discharge
Once Bitten, Twice Smitten
All Wight! Rho Sritched Mg Kegtops Awound?
Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Lance Corporal Antiproton will Pee in Your Soup
I Shalt Not Smite this Gazelle
Massenguillotine Panty Leakers
Stinky Sneakers
That Clock is Faslow!
Slipper Micturition
Fore!(play)
Toothbrush Sweat
Faggedaboutit
Boot Micturition
Stop Fucking the Uranator or Captain Antilepton will Pee on Your Doorknob
Wanna Get Bad?
Baby, When the Toliet Seat's Up!
Out through the In Door
Calculator Lacrimation
Dropping a Fudge Bunny Behind a Tree
Faget
Erotic Pumpkin Vomitus
Tinkle Opposite of "On", Tinkle Caddisfly Larvae
Violinist On the Wall
Cockroach On a Cold Talgonite Ceiling
Edward Diagonalcutterhands
Wingpit Deodouriser for Hummingbirds
Zombie Giraffe Larvae
Front Porch Stenosis
Self-Deflating Towels
Setting Fire to Mosquito Wrigglers {larvae} for Christ Sakes
A Glass Full of Worm Sperm
Radio that Plugs Into Your Nutsack
Inverted Cheerios
Perfume for Your Rats
Semisolid Crayons
Lawn Mower Emesis
Sex! Drugs!! Satan!!!
Disposable Biscuits
Sentient Screaming Valance
Drinking Directly from the Milk Jug
Carbonated Pane
kSanta Ana is Coming to Town!k
Wet Humanitarian
Scalding Dog Smoke
Sacrificing Your Ghetto Blaster to Satan
Foul Pinball Machine Odour
Neutering a Light Bulb While It's Burning
The Studly Hoars {sp. intentional}
Snowmobile Micturition
Bean-Eating Elderly
Mortified Coffee Table
Enuresis of the Cathode Ray Tube
Secretary of the Bladder
Reporters that Hate Snow
Malfunctioning Blenders Featured on YouTube
Stop Fucking my Outlet or Captain Positron will Puke in Your Underwear Drawer
My Vacuum Tubes are Demanding to be Spayed!
Night Light Death Ray
My Pissinary Bladder's Been Shot!
Eureka! I've Found the Vacuum Bags!!!
Barney the Dinosaur's a Pedo
Who Turned those Light Bulbs into Dark Bulbs?
Megabyterapers
Buckets of Calico Halibut
Inverted Polaric Ion Therapists
Sweating Volcano
Urinous Showerhead
kKimm Cardassiank
Puttles in His Pittles
Excreting Richard Nixon
Sacrificing Ducks to King Neptune
Devouring Our Axillae
Igniting Damselfly Nymphs (larvae) for Christ sakes
kWe Excrete Our Armpits & Eat George's Bushesk
Deodourant Popcycle Bone with Aspirin
Rotting Wheelchair
Purple is Extremely Noisy
Liquid Helicopter
Exploding Lice in my Laundry
Scalding Dog Doodie
The Kitty is Licking Her Kitty
Hairless Wild Boars
Scooby Dooby Doo-Doo!
Two Hundred Cups of Coffee
Urinous Fucking Rose Bush
Licking Moose Antlers
Robot Turds
Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane
Java Sweat
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Stealing a Bone from the Dog
Gastric Micturition
Mouldy Slippers
Axillary Lavage
Patellar Collapse
Let Me Put My Hate into You Babe
Such Douche-Tastic Friends
Spachela!
All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!!
Carburetor Lavage
Phear the Dirty Uranator!
Black Gears of H8Red
Blindly Touching Her Boobs
Uricide
Does the Easter Rabbit Carry its Own Cross?
Windoe Terd Burglers {sp. intentional}
Spanking the Blue Whale
Peeing Uranated Glass Marble
Capt. Morgan Bateson is a Queerbate
¡Husoos Cristo En Una Muleta!
Dr. Pecker and the Seven Downs
Coffee and Cremation
Viva Uriñal
Toliet Tank Drunkard
Coaxial Schmoaxial
Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Doctor Pecker!
Mounds of Poo and Almond Wastoids
Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Finely-Minced Oregano
Juvenile Radiation Clinic
Some Buttsnoipe Ironed My Socks
4:20
Giving Him Cooties
Drinking Massengill Brand Post-Pitcher Cool Aide
A Baseball in a Wood Chipper
Captain Howdy's Such a Bungsnoipe!
Cum Guzzling Gutterslut
Splenic Uranation {note sp.}
That Gatoraide Tea Bottle is So So Queer, You Can Hear It While You Steer!
A Christmas Story About Cleaning Up Poo
Micturition of the Solar Plexus
{girl's voice} Linguo...Boned? {male robot voice} Linguo...IS...Boned!!!
Butt Sandwich Implosion
Is it YouTube or YourTube?
Food Crook
Asshole Thermometer
Cello Uranator {pleze noat spelig}
¡¡¡TOMAR UN CUADRO PARA LOS MOTIVOS DE CRISTO!!!
Rock Inseminator
Sumophilia
The Gay Little Heli Flying to Anthrax Zax
Preparation TC Stops Tile Comets
Preparation B for the Bunghole
Blow Money? Hip Hip Cheerio!!!
The Milk has Gone Off
Iron Legionnaire
Telling the World to Fuck Off!
Juggernaut
Post-Menstrual Princess Reds
Phone Sys: The Douched Moose  {This is really what I named my BBS when I started it on 07-21-89!!!}
Hypnos III
Cupamichael
Sucking Up Dead Socks
Westwood Perspiration
Screaming Down the Hobo Shack
Uranium Uranator
Pissing the Bed for Science
Lazing 'Round the TV
Tulip Lactation
Shooting some Stick
Volume Vacuum
Bungholio in One or Two
Elektroshock Kardiogramm
Don't be a Bungsnoipe now That's the Key!
Sk8 or Be Termin8ed
Killing The Last Ninja
Jiminy Cricket is Such a Douchenoozle
Micturating in a Uranator {pleeze noat speling}
You Can't Spell "Murine" without "URINE"!
Burning the Birthday Candle at Both Ends
Laser Galvos of Doom
Smashing Mosquito Wrigglers (larvae) for Christ Sakes
Switch 1,053,000
Looping is for Faggots
Robotron: 2084 is for Lezzies
Superman Demolishing a Rain Barrel
The Green Lantern Destroying a Toliet Seat
Batman Ruining a Pot of Mashed Potatoes
Wonder Woman Wrecking a Pair of Socks
Homo On the Range {Faggot On the Stove}
Pubic Enema #2
¼ Teasoon Short of 256 Bytes
?DIVISION BY ZERO  ERROR IN THE Toliet BOWL
Total and Complete Asshaberdashery
Santa Clause Demolishing a Fireplace
Rudolph Destroying a Red Light Bulb
Febreze Vacuum Rottener
Batman Demolishing a Uranator
Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes
The Sysop of the Now-Defunct Toylet Bowl BBS is a Faggot!
Wonder Woman Destroying a Dustbin
Superman Demolishing a Dust Lorry
Yo, wassup homes?
Trading in a Dildo for a Buttplug
The Seminiferious Tubloidial Buttsnoipes
Little Wheels (Not Turning)
Santa Clause Piddling Down a Chimney
My Pee-Pee Bottle of Pee-Pee
The Invisible Woman Shooting a Urinal
Santa's Little Harmer
VHS Video Hypnotic
Blindly Touching Her Boobs
Class IV: The Toylet
Carrot Rope
Deadman's Switch Disengage
This Popcycle Freezes
Real`Unreal
Ripping a Band-Aid Off
No Vagina, there isn't a Santa Clause
Boneless Accordions
Icycle Insomnia
We Are Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile.
Bring the Dissonance
Borg Academie
Kitty on Death's Patio
Wherever There's a Punchbowl, Somebody will Flush It
Football Isn't for Sissies!
Killswitch Rejoice
Halleluja Water Closet
Alka-Seltzer Uranation {sp. intentional}
Some Buttknocker Ironed my Shoes!
The Homo Telephones
Uranated Carbonation {sp. intentional}
My DJ's Norm I Call Him Rich
Fireflies in Discord
You're a Douche You're a Douche!
¡Dejando la bañera O.N.U-Limpiada con un chorro de agua para los motivos de Cristo!
Leaving the Light Bulb Unscrewed for Christ Sakes
The Unsanitary Napkins
The Pee Bottle Bomber 
"Phlushing" "Shooz" "Doen" "Toliets" {sp. intentional}
The Sweaty Ramekins
Uranate like a Competitive Equine {sp. intentional}
Perspiring like a Policeman
Sweaty Furkins
Praying to the Porcelain God
Is Bender Really a Queer?
Koji Minamoto, It is Time
Mouldy Loaves and Fishes
I Just Want to Touch Her Thingies!
The Homophobiacs
The Dickheads
The Homo Phones
NeoSporan Pain
Teh Penus Vaccuumes {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Bowler's Pee
The Phoney-Bologna Plastic Spiders
Afterbirth on Toast (That's Pizza)
Hillbilly Snatch
Punk Piss
Boob Pus
Rhino Clit
The Butt Dumplings
Golfer's Lacrimation
You Seafood Inappropriately
The Hidden Enemy
Tree Sweat
Tour de Dillhole
MyDeath.com
Captain Ovary Takes Birth Control
Vaginabooklet.com
Eye Kant Vaccume {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Blindly Touching Her Ears
Carbohydrate Proteene
Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Subcommander Antilepton will Perspire In Your Socks!
Penilemagazine.edu
Ahh Bee See Dee Vitammine
Grinding Shooz Up in the Food Waste Disposer {sp. intentional}
Urine Luck
THE F46607$
Telephone Sweat
Phosphor Bedspread
Venemous Sunglasses
The Hearing-Ear Cats
Scotch Tape for Lepers
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Deal or Deal?
Snipping Off Our Testicles to Spite Our Pancreases
kPut a Little Love in Your Urethra!k
Invisible Stormtroopers
The Intelligenttolietmuscles
Lamp Floating in a Wall Uranator
Having Dain Bramage
Satan is a Soft Fabric
Satin is the Devil
Frown for the Camera
Wishing Well Lavage
That Toothpick Pissed in My Sock Drawer
The Knarks are Squeaky
Sgt. Stadanko & the Potheads
Taking a Shower in Hot Blue Whale Pee
Sleeping Like a Sloan Uranator Spud Valve
The Ugly Giant Bags of Mostly Water
We Live in Mops
This Toliet Uranus {sp. intentional}
Sheliak Corporate Douche
Give Those Buttmonkeys some Change
Give that Turd Burglar an Enema
The "Poo-Poo On the Toliet Seat" Band
Disco Vacuums
Not the Vagina, the Vagina!!!
Stomp on the Candiosity Meter! Yeah Yeah Yeah STOMP ON IT!!!
Urine & Acetic Acid
Fecal Alcohol Syndrome
Corn Poop
Peecup
Viva Uriñator
Loud Face
Crust Amateur Health 2D Douche
Flush the Johñ!
Contro Flexible
Janyu's Arc {a spoof of the title of the Digimon episode "Janyu's ArK"}
Why Do Piss Ants Smell Like Uranation?
Busted Eyeglasses
Ding Dong the Mailbox is Dead!
Activia: The Poo-Poo Yogurt
Pressure! Dañger!!!
Remote-Controlled Learnatorium
Chantix Causes Solid Pee-Pee
Stepping in Wolf Shit
Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray!
Urine Banana
Micturition Apple
Out of Coñtrol
Why Do the Curtains Smell Like Giraffe Pee?
KwH Meter Revulsion
The Homophobic Holograms
Smell-O-Cards
Squirtgun Traffic Cameras
Holy Shit Batman!!!
kWhy Do the Elderly Growl At the Dead Wingless Legless Lice in My Laundry Rice in My Dead Tacosk
kPut a Little Love in Your Urinary Bladder!k
Water Church Co-pilots
Wrong Soong. Wrong Soong!
Bad Wee-Wee!!! Go Down the Uranator!!!
Never Use Blue Without Black
Rat Pellet Gun
Crust Amateur Health Incomplete Douche
Piddle Satan
Shit, that Pile of Shit Stinks!!!
Are We Watering Snausages Today?
Clang Clang Clang Goes the Urinal
Somebody Hosed Down My Cupcake
Wonder Woman Demolishing a Uranator
Inverted Chickens
Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!
Urea Heap
Flamingo Mayonnaise
Mermaid Man Demolishing a Cistern
Drowning in Cat Piddle
Fish Fork
Barnacle Boy Destroying a Shower Stall
Teñ Secoñds to Trañsmission
Beelzemon's Little Day (obscure Digimon reference here)
Flashlight Battery Hoars
King Neptune Demolishing a Refrigerator
Hubcap Destructor
The Invisible Woman Demolishing a Uranator
Smells like Used Dooshes {sp. intentional}
Shooting a Princess Telephone to Bits for Christ Sakes
Charma Kameleon
Sitting Naked by the Phone
Hooray for Acrylic!!!
Verses & Delusion
Squidward Demolishing a Wooden Chair
Boy George Without Makeup
H8red Is an Addiction
Shampooing a Fireplace
Uranating the Dog {note sp.}
Jackie's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
Shampee
Shampiss
Shampidde
Shampoddy
SpongeBob Destroying a Pineapple
Moderate Asshaberdashery
Cupatimmy
Yessss!!! The National Anthrax {spoken like Butt-Head}
Activia "Poo-Poo Yogurt" I See, You can Feel It With Your Pee
Have a Drink On You!
Tree Uranation {sp. intentional}
Flat Tyre Beer
Toliet Dentition
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Missy is Phun to Molest
Who Wants to be a Pennyaire?
You've Got UsedEneMail!!!
Sclera is Brie
As Valuable as a Used Can of Crisco
Wake Up Micturating
Eating Out of the Cistern
Performing Spectroscopy of Dark Matter
The Keebler Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Rice Crispies Elves!
Throwing Our Dog Water
Neon Darks
The Woman Machine
Tiger Woods' Wife Breaking Windows with His Favourite Golf Club
The Rice Crispies Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Keebler Elves!
Cleaning a Urinator with a Hairbrush
Cash In a Can = Money In a Water Closet
The Not-So-Mighty Piddletones
He'll Be Back for -$16,384.00
Eyelash Stilleto Knife
Feel the Tablespoon
Lisol: Infect to Unprotect
With Culturebifidus Regularis
The Ass Gaskets {toliet seat covers}
Those Are My Rats, Give Me Back Their Patooties!
Accordion Hosebags
The Bagpipe Blasters
He's Got a Razor Blade in His Shoo
Shandy Puts a Wildcard Back in Her Stem
I'm Lingo, and This is Chuck!
Armpit Sweat Puddles the Size of Turkey Platters
Illogic Probe
These Aren't the Voyages of the Starship Secondprise
He's Jim, Dead!
Sysop Lacrimation
Pissicus
It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener
Using Resolve Without a Vacume
My Poo Poo Cup
My Menstrual Mug
My Perspiration Tube
My Vomit Vase
Frank Incense
Poppa Boyl
My Cum Dumpster
Waytoochatty Cathy
kHe's Got His Plastic Pee Bagk
kShe's Got a Robust Pursek
LASER: L-A-Z-E-R {buzzing noise}
Typhoid Marianne
Urinous Piddle
Violet "Lazer" of "Dume"
Ruth (from the now-defunct 611) Looks Like a Lezzy
Watching TV Underwater
Butt Whyy Per!
Babysitting a Pair of Plastic Slippers
Ginko is Good for the Bladder
Boniva Makes You Go Poo Poo
Grab a Couple of Lingo Testes!
The Kindegarden Cop Killer Wannabe Idiots {sp. of "kindergarten" intentional}
kYou Run Around like a Paper Towelk
It's Time to Find Out what Uranator Mints Taste Like
400 Teraquads of Crap
A Dog Pushing a Wagon
Used Cat Turds on the Comfort Blanket
The Princess and The Pee {note sp. of "pea"}
Urenal Sysop
General Douchebaggery
Extreme Asshattery
Pothead Scotthead
Who's Got Malaria?
USB Dog Turds
The Nitrogenated Penguins
Eight Ball Deluxe...Two Ball
Quit Chalking and Start Talking
Get the Eight Ball!
The Prince and The Uranation {note sp. of "urination"}
Getting Crabs from a Toliet Paper Dispenser
Feeding Solar-Powered Enemas to the Poor
My Spittle Sysop
Who Uranated in the Teapot? {note sp.}
The Flooded Defecals
Ashtray Lavage
Urine Trouble!
Screwdrivers of Destitution
Plad to the Bone
Flammable Puppies
Urochrome for Lepers
May Cause Fecal Injury
Uranated VHS {note sp.}
Agumon Flunked the Polygrip Test on Maury
Test for Battery Poop
Parsley, Rosemary, Thyme, and Vinegar
Squeaky Wheels Not Getting Oil
Apple Falling Far from the Tree
Uranated Carrot {note sp.}
Captain Howdy's a True Douchebag!
MegaFōn {sp. intentional}
Rat Emesis
Giving Triks to a Rabbit
Mr. Rogers is Raping My Trailer
Nasal Soap
Shooting Sleds for Fun and Profit
Annoying a Pushbroom
Screaming Overhead Projector
Making Fun of the Amish
R2-D2 Lives in my Belly Button
C3PO Lives in my Sinuses
Flushing Trout down a Toliet
Wastepaperbasket Incandescence
Invisible Sirius
Batman Destroying a Cistern
Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray!
Finding some Fairly NewParents" and Cleaning Their Water Closet
Tape Dispenser Enuresis
Squeezing Boob Pus
Dyeing Fragglz {note sp.}
Snipping Off Our Urinals to Spite Our Ears
Partial Pillow
MNO Stopwagon
Penile Pustules
Rusty Syringe
Micturating LED Desk Lamp
Cirrhosis of the Bladder
Alopecia Of Scrotal Hair
Water Closet Lavage
Sitting on a Time Bomb
This Ear Hair Remover is Brie
Waiting By the Sink
Seeing the Trees for the Woods
kFriskers...Feed the Bunghole!!!k
Gastric Uranation {note sp.}
PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! {capitalisation intentional}
When the Bullet Hits the Phone
Inseminator I Optically Image
Hummingbirds Are Brie
Warfarin is Rat Poison!
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