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    Posted: 19 Dec 2016 at 8:47pm
Yeah... still don't like it. Wink

But in all fairness, she loved you. You could have given her gold-plated toenail clippings on a chain and it would have been special to her because it was from you.
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^^^Take it from one who knows...here's my original post on the matter (7 years ago) and the Missus never did remove it...===>>> Direct Link To This Post
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Darthhillbilly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Dec 2016 at 7:27pm
I like how every year when these commercials come back, the design was created for a new reason.

I guess she had about a dozen thoughts in her head about how she was going to make the world better through jewelry when she stood up and saw her butt print in the sofa and had her revelation.

What to do?

What to do?

I have a dozen ideas but only one scribble.

I know! I'll make a new commercial each year for 12 years, and each time credit a new world-bettering idea!

Personally, i think it looks like something a pre-teen girl drew on the cover of her notebook while staring dreamily across study hall at the boy who just discovered the ol sock-in-pants trick... and it may actually look good on a pre-teen, but I think it's kinda tacky for an adult.


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Originally posted by regulus regulus wrote:

Quoting Warren Miler "It looks like a sack of cats on the way to the river". Geek


He'd better not ever say that in front of me if he enjoys his front teeth.

...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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C'mon, man!
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That's easier said than done.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote regulus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Nov 2016 at 8:09pm
Quoting Warren Miler "It looks like a sack of cats on the way to the river". Geek
Poiuyt Power!!!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

They should call it The Kim Kardashian necklace...



LOLLOL
This is a moldy oldie thread, here is the most recent commercial I could find on YouTube.

the most obnoxious and odious hand sign EVER--every time Sharon Osborne or any other hag uses it i just want to PUNCH them in their fat sack...its the Oughties Peace sign gone wild
...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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to me it looks like a flamingo floating on a pond - also tired of celebs hawking junk they didn't really design, maybe try hawking for that plastic surgeon's office you're so fond of, Seymour.
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ShockedYou nasty bitch of an ol'mule!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Nov 2016 at 1:30am
Originally posted by giggle giggle wrote:

I tried to upload the picture, but for some reason it's not working. I'm looking at my wysiwyg editor, and
it is showing the picture. But once I submit the post, only the url shows.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e7/giggle/jane%20seymour%20cock%20n%20balls%20collection_zpsytftjdnd.jpg





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Wink^^^You want to look at the 'How To...' thread
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I tried to upload the picture, but for some reason it's not working. I'm looking at my wysiwyg editor, and
it is showing the picture. But once I submit the post, only the url shows.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e7/giggle/jane%20seymour%20cock%20n%20balls%20collection_zpsytftjdnd.jpg
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Nov 2016 at 8:50pm
Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:



If things get really tough, maybe we can re-purpose this as a fish hook?
(Or is that the original purpose?)


In a manner of speaking, I think you could say that....

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Anduril Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Nov 2016 at 8:13pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

They should call it The Kim Kardashian necklace...



 
If things get really tough, maybe we can re-purpose this as a fish hook?
(Or is that the original purpose?)
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^ I have NEVER worn any rings until I was married 12 years ago.
 
And yes, I have heard horror stories about jewelry or long hair getting caught in equipment.
 My boss at PBGC was an former Marine Mechanic. His wife (he brought home from the middle east) had long black hair.
 
He was grinding reels, Foley makes special equipment for reel type mowers.
Her hair got stuck in one of the pulleys....OUCH!. It pulled some hair out and she konked her head on the grinder.
 
In the same area of business, I was at a seminar. A golf cart expert explained that some guy had a Mr. T starter set of gold chains.
He leaned over a set of 6, 6 volt batteries. It doesn't matter if it was 6 or 12 or 18 volts...one of his chains touched 2 of the wrong terminals.
 
It only takes a couple of seconds before the metal is burning red hot.  That might leave a mark.
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The way the bottom, upside down heart (or the "butt" as we prefer) forms a hook, I wonder how often it gets snagged while the wearer is bent over doing something then straightens back up, snapping the chain and in some cases, losing it.

Seems kinda dangerous, actually.

I hope it comes with a warning about not wearing it while operating machinery or heavy equipment.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Nov 2016 at 6:32pm
Originally posted by giggle giggle wrote:

The Jane Seymour  Cockenbutt Collection

http://thestudio.website/img/jane%20seymour%20cock%20n%20balls%20collection.jpg
I can't seem to block and search that link. Maybe, I don't need to know? Embarrassed
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

They should call it The Kim Kardashian necklace...



LOLLOL
This is a moldy oldie thread, here is the most recent commercial I could find on YouTube.
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The Jane Seymour  Cockenbutt Collection

http://thestudio.website/img/jane%20seymour%20cock%20n%20balls%20collection.jpg
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Nov 2016 at 4:15am
its a pretty silly ad..i mean, does she really prefer paint stroking that damn design over and over again..to ACTING? plus thats a huge badonkadonk on that puppy
...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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They should call it The Kim Kardashian necklace...



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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by MrsHill MrsHill wrote:

(Pa bought the Open Hearts necklace for his wife.....)
Yes I did.Wink
In fact, I posted the story here (enjoy...it is a few posts in):
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Nov 2009 at 12:23am
I does look like  boobs and a butt doesn't it?LOL
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