PREVACID "Date/Husband" (with *wrong* video) |
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PaWolf
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Posted: 12 Nov 2009 at 10:20pm |
Am I the only one who wants to sue to get that 45 seconds of my life back? I couldn't find the video - you can thank me now.
SOoooo, let me describe it to you...
commercial start:
Woman (not particularly 'becoming') on a date with a 'guy' she'd really like, should she not have digestive issues...and thus, the 'date' (according to her) doesn't 'go all that well'...
(time passes, 'adjustments made'. Don't ask - I've no idea what 'adjustments', and don't wanna know)
Woman (STILL not particularly 'becoming') at what appears to be a Las Vegas church altar, somewhere around midnight, with same 'guy'!
"Thank YOU, Prevacid! - couldn't have roped this stallion without your help!"
I got 50 cents that says she took him for a 'test ride' - and Prevacid had little to do with that.
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Now, as I said, I couldn't find the commercial in question, but WAIT! I found an OLD one!
(almost as bad - it is giving me indigestion as I type!)
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Sgt Saunders
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Too gassy to rope a stallion is no way to go through life, missy.
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RichardCranium
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I made it clear in the White Castle thread that I won't put it to a broad but good if she's got the winds. That should go without saying- this commercial only adds insult to the injury.
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Vindicated
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I was about to post about this commercial before seeing this thread. Who are they trying to sell to, shallow plastic people? "He's brought his game, I've got nothin'!" Sounds like deep, true love! The man looks like some cartoony man who thinks he's God's gift to women. Meanwhile the woman has her boobs out trying to snag alimony check #2.
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Bena
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They play this commercial WAY too many times so I've noticed that her outfit is slightly different from when she's having gas in the restaurant, to her wedding. So it appears she wasn't able to pop her Prevacid, then get to marry her Cheese Man on the same night. Stupid Prevacid: I want to bag a man NOW, not have to wait for another day!
It took someone from Commercials I Hate to articulate the reason this commercial bothers me so much. It's her saying "He was bringing his game, I brought nothin!" like she's describing a sporting event or business transaction. Then when she points to her ring and says how she bagged "Husband Number 2," it made her seem all the more mercenary and calculating. Of course, look at the guy she "bagged." That's her comeuppance right there. I don't find her "unbecoming" though because she looks just like Jennifer Saunders from Ab Fab, whom I love. Commercial sure sucks, though. |
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bwestfall
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The woman's looks and clothing got me. She looks rather dowdy and dressed like something from June Cleaver. Weird. |
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DirtyD79
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A bad case of the farts can even ruin a romantic cruise. |
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Bena
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hahah! Why are we assuming she has gas? She could have just had heartburn. More fun to imagine teh farts, I guess!
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