Pedigree -"My food provides optimal stool quality" |
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Giggle Bug
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WTF! Waayyyyyyyyyyy too much information........................................
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JasonTKD
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"Your doctor needs to know how your stool is? There's a crap for that"
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JimmyJones
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Oh look, they finally figured out where their product ends up. Now they can market off of how good a sh!t your dog takes after chomping on some of their slop. At least they left some mystery. Next, they'll think we're so dumb that we'll need to see examples. Hell why not a few customers. The dog owners smile like morons as they swing their steaming little blue bags of dog feces and talk (in great detail mind you) about how their little snookie wookums was stopped up until they got their dog the new bacon flavored bowel blaster doggy food.
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fishingmachine
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on a related note i think skyline chili is terrible. who the hell thought it was a good idea to put cinnamon and chocolate in chili? then again i dont think im much of a fan of anything from ohio |
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jeroboam
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I took a nutrition class and I remember being told often that it should sink and stink
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PaWolf
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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osq_scienist
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Does anyone know where I can get an Optimal Fart Quality chart?
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Hootman
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Aw, still aching from the ass-whipping the Bengals gave the Steelers? |
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Big Momma
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As a dog owner, I know the value of optimal stool, so does Mikey!
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Big Momma
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As a dog owner, I appreciate an optimal stool,.......so does Mikey
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Hezadancer
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Is that a picture of Mikey taking a dump?
I gotta get a picture of Spock doing it, he balances himself so weird when he does it. |
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Thor
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PaWolf
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Tiz
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I don't think there such a thing as an optimal fart. You can click here and decide for yourself.
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DirtyD79
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Just the ticket to make sure your dog is a lean mean crappin' machine. |
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Mind on My Money, Money on My Beer
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Thor
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Damn, farts are fun.
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jeroboam
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Lila looks worried when she does. Like someone is doing something to her that she can't control |
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HollyRock
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She's freaking out because you're watching her go #2.
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Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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PaWolf
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Hey! No problem! *I* got yer "Optimal Stool Quality"! Jes...<eerrruummmMMPH!> gimmee a minute...
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X <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Thor
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One of my bro and sis-in-law's cats backs into the covered litter box, and with his head facing out, takes his dump, pinching his face real tight like someone who's constipated trying to push out a cement load. I keep telling 'em to take a video of it.
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msmith
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Reminds me of the most common pick-up line at a gay bar.
"May I push in your stool?"
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SB89
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My dog never poops in my presence.
She waits until everyone is gone, creeps her way to the far, far end of the backyard and poops by the fence. So, it's not like I can ever tell how "optimal" her stool quality is in the first place let alone buy a product for the purpose of doing so. Sounds nauseating. I feel the people who buy this product are the same people who carry around their dogs in purses. Do you know what I mean? |
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PaWolf
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...(note to self...when ol'Bud msmith wants to get together for a beer, remember to make sure 'tis a 'stand-up' bar - with wives present...)
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X <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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aka ron
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I'm going to send her a PM, Happy VD honey.
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Ad nauseous
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This whole thread
Its bad enough that I have to look at cat sh*t when I'm picking up and cleaning off cat pans at The Little Guild of St. Francis, now I see a chart for dog sh*t too! Ey yey yey! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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