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    Posted: 07 Jul 2009 at 3:54am
I want to just slap her around.
Or do anything to put her out of her misery (which would cure MINE).
 
It is the NEW 'LifeLock' commercial. They are on a 'bender', I suppose. Maybe since the FBI wanted to join forces with them...even as they are getting legally 'slapped around'.
 
New girl, in a 3-part commercial, gets progressively whinier as the commercial goes on.
I want to choke her so bad, at the end!!!
 
Can't find the vid, yet.
 
...but...I CAN find THIS!
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Yeah, I've seen this, and it annoyed me. I couldn't quite tell if she was choking up or that was just how she talked, but either way, no me gusta...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote FaithSF Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Jul 2009 at 5:24am
Oh, this is a HORRIBLE commercial.  I'm trying to think of a word that describes her voice.  "Scratchy," "gravelly," "whiny" don't seem to cover it.  Maybe a combination of all three.  
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Found it and yes she is crying. You can see the tears in the middle of the ad.

[video below]
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Originally posted by jerseyfla jerseyfla wrote:

Found it and yes she is crying. You can see the tears in the middle of the ad.
Hey Jfla...THANKS for the vid...
 
Cry Poor Jaunita - I want to put a dirty sock in her mouth.
 
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Originally posted by FaithSF FaithSF wrote:

Oh, this is a HORRIBLE commercial.  I'm trying to think of a word that describes her voice.  "Scratchy," "gravelly," "whiny" don't seem to cover it.  Maybe a combination of all three.  
 
It's all 3 of those with a lisp. 
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Actually, that's not the commercial I saw.  The above video is longer.  The one I saw has two segments where Juanita talks/cries.  Horrible.  Awful.  
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I STILL want to choke her.
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Well even though it's against the rules here .....I'd like to shut her up in all sorts of ways myself.  How about just a strip of good old fashioned duct tape across her pie hole?  Tongue
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What I hate during her whinny crescendo is when she starts crying about how she had to actually deny her kids something! How many parents today are having to "deny" their kids because mommy and or daddy got laid off this week?
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