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PaWolf
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Posted: 17 May 2009 at 3:31pm |
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JUST now saw this on T.V...during breakfast.
TOO MUCH DETAIL!
Here's the website - video is mid-page - enjoy!
Save your happy home! If the dog will not use it, maybe your drunk friends will.
Keep in mind if you order now, it is only TWO payments of $19.99!
Look at their competition...the 'Indoor Poo Patch' - today's special? $258.72
I'm thinking something smells mighty fishy (or, well...maybe -), here!
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Wow, I was completely prepared for this to be a new product from the makers of Nicoderm CQ and Huggies Pull-Ups .
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Yes, "don't spend your money on dog walkers" because God-forbid your pooch actually get out and enjoy some excersize.
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I am not a dog person...but...don't male doggies need to lift their legs to pee?? All those dogs shown "peeing" were seated. Also...what about the poop? How do you tell the dog to sit and pee and also try to poop so the stuff doesn't get embedded in the "turf". Lastly...I love the one guy who's dog's name is SPOT. How appropriate! This is truly a revolting product. I cannot imagine cleaning it!
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Tiz
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I was thinking this would work for old dogs that can't control their kidneys. But then, I'm not sure you could get old Fido to use it.
Yes, boy dogs cock their leg to pee, guess it'll take some "adjustments" to hit the target.
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That cocker spaniel or whatever it was looked sort of big to be carried around under someone's arm like a stuffed animal |
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If you have young children, they might piss on it instead of using the toilet.
And it would begin to smell like dog shiit and/or dog wee after just a short time if you fail to empty & clean up the asinine thing.
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Nah not all boys cock their legs. If you neuter them before that instinct kicks in (boy puppies squat) then they continue to squat since they don't have the urge to mark. My boys both squat, and it's great to know they aren't going to be marking the furniture. |
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OH this is fantastic you can buy it and even put it outside ! WOW
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Wow, this product is disgusting. And I can't even imagine what it's like to train an animal to use it. Obviously whoever came up with this piece of sh*t (no pun intended) has never actually seen a dog pee or poop - otherwise they would definitely know that it's a potentially long, drawn-out 'process' that involves finding the exactly perfect spot (and somehow I think that this potty patch thing will never be it). |
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PaWolf
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No kidding! I'm thinkin' you hold 'Fido' over it while gently squeezing his lil' tummy (not unlike a catsup bottle) - then stick his nose in it.
(I'm certain HR knows about this famous M.I.T. invention...)
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I hadn't seen that before. Genius!
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Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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PaWolf
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Just saw it again at breakfast, while having a mouth full of sausage gravy & biscuit...think I even quit chewing for a minute...it is really hard to swallow when what is on t.v. looks just like what is in your mouth.
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Male dogs aren't exactly known for their marksmanship either and sometimes they'll change legs mid-pee and pee to the other side so you would need either a really big potty patch or two side by side.
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I don't know if these fake grass things work, but one of my dogs was trained with those "training pads" which kinda work the same way (there's supposed to be some kind of odor or something that attracts them to the pad when they have to "go"). He used it the first time it was laid down, and I didn't even have to do anything to show him that's where he was supposed to "go".
The grass thing could be useful, though. My step-dad had a shih-tsu who was so good about only going outisde that she wouldn't even go when he took her on his shrimp boat. He actually had to put a small area of grass down on the boat so she could do her business without worrying about getting in trouble.
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PaWolf
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May have been more appropriate like that, D; we all play 'Shake 'N Spray", right?
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The male dogs we had when I was growing up would definitely have stood right on this pee patch, lifted leg, and peed on the wall.
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Hundreds of threads killed.
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PaWolf
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Now THAT was funny!
Happy Pappy's Day, TK!
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3 hours into sleeping off a two 40 bender your accuracy is gonna suffer.
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This thread is covered with boy cooties.
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A can of cootie spray.
If you can't see it, make an imaginary spray can, the kssssssssssshhhh noise, and pretend-spray it all over yourself.
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PaWolf
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Looks like a can of 'AXE' spray. Can't have the likes of all ya wimmins a'crawlin' all over me.
MissyDWolf wouldn't approve.
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HollyRock
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Can't have this, now
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My only question when I saw this ad was "How the HELL does one clean it?!?" Usually, products like these are hawked with the "Super easy to clean" idea. Maybe I missed it but I did not see much.
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