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Jimbo
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I never heard of Linda Evangelista before I did a little research on this ad, but apparently she's some kind of (yuck) fashion model.
I hate fashion models!!!!
But this gal's mug scares the livin crap out of me everytme I see this ad.
What I really hate is that friggin robo-hairdo she's sportin.
Which is unusual, because I usually like really short hair on girls, but this thing is just plain frightening!!!!
I guess she's supposed to be "beautiful" or something, but personally, I don't see it. To me she just looks odd & disturbing.
And the ad is annoying too. So, she's 43. What she fails to mention is that she's probably had thousands of dollars worth of surgery, skin peels, & is wearing a ton of makeup, not to mention the soft lighting & digital enhancements
Anyway, here's a link to the ad. It's not on YouTube, but it is on the company website, so enjoy, horror fans!!!
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Hate the hairdo(n't)!! And her face reminds me of Norma Desmond. One more eyebrow lift and Linda E. will be sporting a goatee!!
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"Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball!!" ~~Alka Seltzer Ad
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Jimbo
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Or maybe a "Van Dyke".
That's an old joke, but still funny!!!
And what's up with those flared nostrils?????????
Wonder how much those cost her.
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She was considered a "super model" back in the 80s and 90s, she was often pictured in Vogue magazine. |
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She was an extremely successful supermodel.
The running joke was that her nose had a rather phallic quality. Tee-hee!
It still does.
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Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Jimbo
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OMG!!!! I thought I was just a perv for noticing that!!!!
Thank you for mentioning it.
Now I feel better knowing that I'm not the only one who thinks her nose looks like a schlong.
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Jimbo
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Actually, her entire face looks like someone took her by the top of her scalp then pulled her skin up into a bunch & stapled it to her skull.
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she looks weird.
Like some bad girl villain from the early to mid 90's. OR an image of the Hollywood's version of what a woman would look like from the far future from the 80's or 90's. Her nose definately has a phallic quality, odd. |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is..............
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Jimbo
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I guess it's supposed to make her look "sassy".
More like "silly".
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Or possibly even "stupid". I hate fashion models, too. They creep me the f*ck out. |
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And I thought maybe you were seeing her nostrils as mini-virginias. 'Cuz, y'know, that's probably the right size for you. That's what your neighbors tell me, anyway.
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Thor
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Anyway, that woman looks like a she-male.
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Jimbo
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And how exactly would they know?
I've never stood outside in my yard waving my dick at them.
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kat
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Yeah, I noticed that too. I think she just looks like a better version of Brigitte Nielsen.
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madness fills my heart and soul as if the great divide could swallow me whole
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Thor
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I asked them to spy on you.
My 72 y/o neighbor Kirk likes to moon me. Sometimes, he flashes me. Pretty funny guy, actually.
Another neighbor-friend likes to take craps in my downstairs toilet, and then leave it there for me to deal with.
I don't know why I attract such horrible people.
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...who's just a bigger version of Susan Powter.
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Thor
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Another model whose "beauty" I never saw is Isabella Rosselini. Reminds me of Olive Oyl. And kinda manly.
A friend of mine used to have the hots for Veruschka. She was beautiful, but, of course, tall. At 5'8", I don't want to have to look up at a woman.
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Unless of course you're "doin the wild thang" with you on the bottom & her on top.
In that instance, looking up at a woman is not bad at all.
Or if she's "takin' a moustache ride".
That's OK too.
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At first glance, she looks like a drag queen.
Second glance, disturbing. |
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was feeling nostalgic
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Jimbo
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It's the hair.
Makes her appear dude-like.
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FrauKruspe
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Hell, they couldn't have picked a better person to advertise a product called "Visible Lift" As someone mentioned before, it looks like someone has pulled her face up. I am sure they did and it cost a pretty penny as well. Very visible indeed...
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Thor
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Or, if she's standing over me with a whip, demanding I lick her boots. But of course, that goes without saying.
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Thor
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Another one they do that (or something) to, is Raquel Welch. I don't remember what her current commercial's for, but hell...she's gotta be about 70, but looks to be about 45.
Celebs might start out better-looking than the average person---but that does NOT mean they have some sort of genetic makeup that prevents them from aging. Unless smoke and mirrors are genetic.
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