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Topic: What's With Rosetta Stone & Big Boobs ? (video) Posted: 05 Apr 2009 at 8:00am
I just don't get it. First it's Micheal Phloops trying to learn Chinese, then some Bimbo (not as sexy as me) selling her fake big boobs in a Rosetta Stoned Commercial{ok, so what does big boobs got to do with learning a foreign language.
Now there is a new commercial with another attractive lady {still not as sexy as me} and she's wearing a tight blue dress with her 40dds about to burst out of her top.
Do we see a pattern here?
What next? the Summer Edition of Rosetta Stone? I should audition for that commercial in my bright teal thong !!
Well people think words are boring now so they have to advertise with boobs so they'll pay attention. Too many stupid people running around and making these commercials (I guess that's because natural selection is failing in America). I bet most people don't even know that the bird is the word!
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Posted: 06 Apr 2009 at 7:01am
and if you call now, you will get the annual edition of Penthouse's Biggest Boobs of 2008 along with your 24 month course of how to speak Tinkaese from Rosetta Stone !!!
Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: 06 Apr 2009 at 2:28pm
Hey Sexxy Michelle - What's with some guy in Florida signing up under a girl's name and pretending to be some kind of bikini model?
Lexxy Welles, I am talking to you. You need to stop. This is not healthy and quite frankly disturbing.
I can always tell it's you. You misspell the same words every time.
You always make a derogatory remark about Obama, and you display overly prudish attitudes to normal things like breasts.
You also complain about commercials no one else has seen or heard of. Always.
You are banned from this forum. Please do not sign up under yet another false name.
I just don't get it. First it's Micheal Phloops trying to learn Chinese, then some Bimbo (not as sexy as me) selling her fake big boobs in a Rosetta Stoned Commercial{ok, so what does big boobs got to do with learning a foreign language.
Now there is a new commercial with another attractive lady {still not as sexy as me} and she's wearing a tight blue dress with her 40dds about to burst out of her top.
Do we see a pattern here?
What next? the Summer Edition of Rosetta Stone? I should audition for that commercial in my bright teal thong !!
Because all linguists have big boobs, doncha know?
"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers." - Brockway, Cracked.com
Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Location: New York
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Posted: 06 Apr 2009 at 9:40pm
NathanAlexander wrote:
Hey Sexxy Michelle - What's with some guy in Florida signing up under a girl's name and pretending to be some kind of bikini model? Lexxy Welles, I am talking to you. You need to stop. This is not healthy and quite frankly disturbing. I can always tell it's you. You misspell the same words every time. You always make a derogatory remark about Obama, and you display overly prudish attitudes to normal things like breasts. You also complain about commercials no one else has seen or heard of. Always. You are banned from this forum. Please do not sign up under yet another false name.
Nathan Commercials I Hate.com
Thanks, Nathan. This "I'm too sexy for my shirt" freak was getting a little out there.
Hey Sexxy Michelle - What's with some guy in Florida signing up under a girl's name and pretending to be some kind of bikini model? Lexxy Welles, I am talking to you. You need to stop. This is not healthy and quite frankly disturbing. I can always tell it's you. You misspell the same words every time. You always make a derogatory remark about Obama, and you display overly prudish attitudes to normal things like breasts. You also complain about commercials no one else has seen or heard of. Always. You are banned from this forum. Please do not sign up under yet another false name.
Nathan Commercials I Hate.com
Thanks, Nathan. This "I'm too sexy for my shirt" freak was getting a little out there.
At least he stopped putting pictures of himself up as his avatar.
"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers." - Brockway, Cracked.com
On the topic of a guy signing up to forums under multiple names, the Harmony Central forums (musician's forums) have it bad. There used to be a user "iansmitchell" who gave out really bad advice about guitars. He was banned for making an insensitive comment about someone's mother. He came back as "NotDead" and escaped detection until someone called him out. He signs up under many usernames a week and the mods shoot him down every time. Lexxy Welles is nothing compared to this clown.
On the topic of language learning, I am physically incapable of rolled R's so I will never be able to speak Spanish. (On the topic of boobs, a tradition on the Harmony Central website is to post pictures of women with boobs at least around as big as the Rosetta Stone girl's when someone posts that they bought a new guitar (with pictures).)
Joined: 13 Jan 2009
Location: NYC
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Posted: 08 Apr 2009 at 6:20pm
SexxyMichelle wrote:
I just don't get it. First it's Micheal Phloops trying to learn Chinese, then some Bimbo (not as sexy as me) selling her fake big boobs in a Rosetta Stoned Commercial{ok, so what does big boobs got to do with learning a foreign language. Now there is a new commercial with another attractive lady {still not as sexy as me} and she's wearing a tight blue dress with her 40dds about to burst out of her top. Do we see a pattern here? What next? the Summer Edition of Rosetta Stone? I should audition for that commercial in my bright teal thong !!
I suggest some in-depth video investigation to back or dismiss the allegation that they are fake. I volunteer myself for this tedious task.
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." - Winston Churchill
Personally, I think that product such as Rosetta Stone help in expanding cultural and social boundaries, and that if more people would consider purchasing and studying programs such as this one, our country would truly become more cultured and inviting. Plus, I love me some tatas.
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