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cardassian
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Posted: 04 May 2009 at 2:11am |
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being a ghost writer for many lampoon publications back 1973-1985 since I am about to be banned from here it does not matter....BUT Puritan Pilgrim CIH parishoners If I had my way I would mount susan boyles buffalo head next to my Elk, Moose and Mule Deer trophies on My living room wall, I hunted and ATE back in 1994 in Beautiful Wyoming. Probably would have donated the rest of ms Boyle to Ed Gillesspie and the Republitards
Have a good night CIH parishoners
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gail
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Ad, my apologies, I answered the wrong person.
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Ad nauseous
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It was a joke, not MEANT to be taken seriously, plus the Cheer Lady was spot-on that's exactly what she sounds like.
But it fell on deaf ears, whatever not the worst thing that happened to me. But I apologize, I didn't think it would be that bad or disrupt anyone, this type of sh*t won't happen again. Yes I'm aware of her singing ability, I just thought it would be fun to poke a little fun that's all. I do not apologize for my impression of the Cheer lady that's EXACTLY what she sounds like, yes I find her annoying. |
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gail
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And I'm sure that both of you are gifted with Ms. Boyle's incredible voice. Jeez. with all of the avaialble jackasses on television....... |
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JimAyzing
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I also have no problem with Flo.
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cardassian
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too funny awesome post
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Ad nauseous
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can you imagine how it would be like? the new Flo: WELLL HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO would you like to see how we at Proooogressive can save you a few pounds um I mean dollars? customer:why yes, I would. the new Flo: WEll good show!!! Now you sweet little chap what can I get ya? customer: the perfect insurance coverage. the new Flo: hands him a box Here ya go. customer:thanks customer leaves the Cheer lady shows up Cheer Lady: LOOK AT THIS PLACE!!!!!! NOT A SPOT OF DINGIIEENESS ANYWHERE!!!! What is this place lacking of DINGGGEE??? the new Flo: Oh hello there, this is insurance heaven also known as Prooooooogressive.com!!! |
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gail
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The commercials are intolerably annoying and of way below average intelligence and Flo drives me up a wall....but ho and skank? i don't know what pond you guys are fishing in. I can't imagine anyone less reminiscent of those terms. Geek and ingratiating, definitely.
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FaithSF
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I've pretty much ignored this thread, but now that I've seen the commercial, I'm not so sure these guys are a couple. I'll have to watch again to see if they even seem gay. If they were a couple, one would not have sold his watch to his significant other; they'd be sharing it or it would be a gift. I think they just happen to be friends.
Although I guess Progressive was afraid to make it too obvious, so they're going with suggestion, and letting the general public assume something that isn't there. Nothing new in that. Bad commercial. |
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HollyRock
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Bit harsh, no?
Yes, this is picky, but what the heck:
If she's 39, then she was born in 1970 and wouldn't have hit high school until the mid-80's.
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Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Angry McPisseron
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cardassian
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so sad but true, get paid to be a homely skank, annoying the masses, the stupid looks that inky and twinky have when directed by flopig to look at the wheel of fortune insurance board tells it all, the retard progressive ad writers aren't retards at all, things we hate and revile are much more likely to be remembered. Same thing with the geico retards with the pile of benny franks with the staring eyes scaring the airline passenger flake.....how could u EVER forget how fuc###ed up and retarded that is...........
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cardassian
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we have a democracy here CIH friends, who wants to stick an ice pic in flo and have this raging beauty as the New Miss Progressive???? When I first saw this I thought it was Georgie W in drag.
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therage
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Here HERE. These were always the chicks with the dellusions of grandeur that some rich SOB Prince Charming automatically "knew" where they the girl lived and would pull up one day in a limo to "whisk her away". Usually, the girls who really tried to be healthy pretty had the better attitude/were nicer. AND then there were some gals who had such a BAD attitude, they wanted to look like Flo on purpose. Kinda' "Pre-Goth-Greaser'. I just called them "Nastee Skags". But back to the commercial. I just wonder how much Progressive could save you IF they dumped these commercials all-together?. |
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PaWolf
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Progressive must have found they are making money hand-over-fist () from this commercial given they are still playing the heck out of it...I would've bet by now that the 'little Missy' could've reaped in enough royalties and savings, by now, to get an even better watch! "...naught for saleeeee!..." |
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Jimmy
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I actually have to confess that I like this one.
Flo's expression at the end when she proclaims "that's cold!" is almost cartoonish. |
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Thor
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Wow. I picture her as one of those artist/theater club/glitter-rock types like some of the girls in my high school circa 1971.
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cardassian
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amen therage......finally.....finally finally.........cute homely stephanie courtney is recognized for being utterly homely and ugly get a job at Mac Ds NYC Ugly HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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therage
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I mean, Flo is actually a 38, now 39 year old woman in real life. She's a greaser, like those chicks back in the 70's that only washed their hair like once a year in high school. Broke out with huge swollen zits because they were greasers. AND put on heavy eye makeup because you couldn't tell where their boyfriend had given them a black eye.
I find her quite frankly, repusively GROSS. |
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Thor
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Flo doesn't bug me in the least.
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You should be embarrassed! |
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cardassian
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oh poor dear child and You look to have such a cute innocent face!!!
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kat
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I like Flo
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Jimbo
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I thought the phrase was "kickin it old skool"....
Is it even possible to kick back old skool?
I'm kinda thinkin that "kickin back" is, by definition, "old skool" anyway, so there might be some redundancy there.
Certainly don't want to get something like that wrong, you know.
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Thor
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I still say "That's dope" and "Take a chill pill" and "I'm illin'". Oh, and "gnarly", too. And "tubular". And "Like, oh my God".
Soon, I'm gonna start saying "phat" and "old skool" and "It's all good". This way, I can be down with the youngsters. Recently, I said "Just kickin' back old skool" when someone called and asked what I was doing. I dunno. It felt right. I can't wait to use it again.
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