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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 29 Apr 2008 at 1:39am |
This thread is for you to post words that sound dirty but really aren't.
Let me get this show on the road with these seven:
Titmouse: A type of bird.
Asinine: Foolish or meaningless. Mukluk: A type of boot that Eskimos use. Cock: A male chicken; a rooster. Titicaca: A lake in I believe Peru. Mastication: The act of chewing something. Ballcock: The float assembly in the toliet tank. |
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Thor
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Minutes ago, in another thread, I mentioned "ejaculatory prayers".
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Thor
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Line from a Sparks song, Hasta Manana, Monsieur, circa 1973:
Leaving my syntax back at school
I was grown for a loss over gender and simple rules You mentioned Kant and I was shocked ... so shocked You know, where I come from, none of the girls have such foul tongues |
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kat
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Masticate
Means: to chew
Sounds Like: Masturbate
Means: to fondle one's own genitals
Oral Roberts
Was: a guy who somehow convinced people that God told him they had to send him a million dollars
Sounds Like: 2 Gay guys names Robert blowing each other
Line from the sound of music
Maria: I just can't face it mother superior!
Mother Superior: What is it you can't face?
Okay, so go listen to it. It DEFINITELY sounds like Mother Superior says "What is it, you c**t-face?"
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madness fills my heart and soul as if the great divide could swallow me whole
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CatWoman
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Pianist
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Ad nauseous
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Suffolk: (sounds almost like well you know what.)
Middlesex: (seriously, think about it.) Norfolk:(again the way it is pronounced.) joy juice: ooooooh my. pussy cat:well you know I picture a cat sitting in/on a ladies err um..."kitchen" poppies: um maybe it's just me. bush: again, sounds like the hairy place at the womans place err down there. hot dog: seriously, think about it. wiener: wiener dog:okay, now I'm just on a roll. strip mall: my favorite dirty sounding yet actually clean word. |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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msmadz
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Jose Feliciano always reminds me of fellatio.
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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rumpus
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J.R.
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There's a British game show called "Golden Balls": http://www.ukgameshows.com/page/index.php?title=Golden_Balls
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msdeli
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Howabout: Kumquat-edible fruit that somewhat resembles and orange
Manassass- a town in VA
Assawoman- another place in VA
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While we're on the subject of the British, they have a food item, made by Heinz, called Spotted Dick. I made this discovery while in the international food aisle at Kroger a few months back.
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suenewtotx
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Penal code.
Intercourse -- A Pennsylvania town.
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smittykins
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From a George Carlin routine with the same theme:
Pusssyfoot
Woodpecker
Beer nuts
Cotton balls
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Angry McPisseron
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I saw a news clip in a newspaper with an article about an advertisement (with photograph) of "4 F4GGOTS IN RICH SAUCE" - and the product appeared to be a type of meatball.
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Anal-retentive
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Spotted dick- pudding with raisins in it.
Orographic lifting (Weather term)- moisture lifting up the windward side of a mountain range
Dirty high (Weather term)- An area of high pressure that has moisture with it (most highs are dry).
Moisture tounge (Weather term)- A moist air mass.
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Spicy_Meatball
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The flowers called "peonies". Because it seems everyone needs to call them "peenies".
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"Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball!!" ~~Alka Seltzer Ad
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suenewtotx
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Manwich
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PaWolf
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Hoodia
(I don't know why...it just DOES)
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X <sig.nature>
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BadWX
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Aciphex! (pronounced= ass-'effects)
It's the new heartburn medication. Whoever came up with that name either deserves a Clio or deserves to be slapped.
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Frangipani.
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booby=a seabird
flagellation=to strike or beat as with a whip (sounds like flatulation)
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Back from the dead...
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Big Momma
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Blue tit [English bird] Cuckmere [English town]
vulva [doesn't it sound so gross?!!!]
Anus
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msmadz
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More than 1 sect would be
sects
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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sanguinivorous
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Phlebotomist.
For some reason, this word sounds like a name for some kind of weird sexual deviant to me.
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