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    Posted: 29 Apr 2008 at 1:39am
This thread is for you to post words that sound dirty but really aren't.
Let me get this show on the road with these seven:
 
Titmouse: A type of bird.

Asinine: Foolish or meaningless.

Mukluk: A type of boot that Eskimos use.

Cock: A male chicken; a rooster.

Titicaca: A lake in I believe Peru.

Mastication: The act of chewing something.

Ballcock: The float assembly in the toliet tank.
 

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Minutes ago, in another thread, I mentioned "ejaculatory prayers".
 
 
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Line from a Sparks song, Hasta Manana, Monsieur, circa 1973:
 
Leaving my syntax back at school
I was grown for a loss over gender and simple rules
You mentioned Kant and I was shocked ... so shocked
You know, where I come from, none of the girls have such foul tongues
 
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Masticate
Means: to chew
Sounds Like: Masturbate
Means: to fondle one's own genitals
 
 
Oral Roberts
Was: a guy who somehow convinced people that God told him they had to send him a million dollars
Sounds Like: 2 Gay guys names Robert blowing each other
 
Line from the sound of music
Maria: I just can't face it mother superior!
Mother Superior: What is it you can't face?
 
Okay, so go listen to it. It DEFINITELY sounds like Mother Superior says "What is it, you c**t-face?"
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Suffolk: (sounds almost like well you know what.)
Middlesex: (seriously, think about it.)
Norfolk:(again the way it is pronounced.)
joy juice: ooooooh my. LOL
pussy cat:well you know I picture a cat sitting in/on a ladies err um..."kitchen"
poppies: um maybe it's just me.
bush: again, sounds like the hairy place at the womans place err down there.
hot dog: seriously, think about it.
wiener:DeadLOL
wiener dog:okay, now I'm just on a roll.
strip mall: my favorite dirty sounding yet actually clean word. LOL
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Jose Feliciano always reminds me of fellatio.
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There's a British game show called "Golden Balls": http://www.ukgameshows.com/page/index.php?title=Golden_Balls
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Howabout:  Kumquat-edible fruit that somewhat resembles and orange
                    Manassass- a town in VA
                    Assawoman- another place in VA
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Originally posted by J.R. J.R. wrote:

There's a British game show called "Golden Balls": http://www.ukgameshows.com/page/index.php?title=Golden_Balls
 
While we're on the subject of the British, they have a food item, made by Heinz, called Spotted Dick.  I made this discovery while in the international food aisle at Kroger a few months back.LOL
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Penal code.Shocked
 
Intercourse -- A Pennsylvania town.Embarrassed
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From a George Carlin routine with the same theme:
 
Pusssyfoot
Woodpecker
Beer nuts
Cotton balls
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Originally posted by suenewtotx suenewtotx wrote:

While we're on the subject of the British, they have a food item, made by Heinz, called Spotted Dick.  I made this discovery while in the international food aisle at Kroger a few months back.LOL
There is also a food product in Britain called .  
I saw a news clip in a newspaper with an article about an advertisement (with photograph) of "4 F4GGOTS IN RICH SAUCE" - and the product appeared to be a type of meatball. LOL

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Spotted dick- pudding with raisins in it.
 
Orographic lifting (Weather term)- moisture lifting up the windward side of a mountain range
 
Dirty high (Weather term)- An area  of high pressure that has moisture with it (most highs are dry).
 
Moisture tounge (Weather term)- A moist air mass.
 
 
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The flowers called "peonies".  Because it seems everyone needs to call them "peenies".  Tongue
"Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball!!" ~~Alka Seltzer Ad
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Hoodia
 
(I don't know why...it just DOES)
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Aciphex!  (pronounced= ass-'effects)
 
It's the new heartburn medication.  Whoever came up with that name either deserves a Clio or deserves to be slapped.
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booby=a seabird
flagellation=to strike or beat as with a whip (sounds like flatulation)
 
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Blue tit [English bird]

Cuckmere [English town]
vulva [doesn't it sound so gross?!!!]
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More than 1 sect would be
 
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Phlebotomist.
 
For some reason, this word sounds like a name for some kind of weird sexual deviant to me.
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