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Angry McPisseron
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Uvula.
The little flap of tissue that hangs down at the top of your throat.
Sounds like a dirty word for part of a vagina.
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Hootman
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Mulva?
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msmadz
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Sperm Whale - what's he squirting out of his blowhole?
Blowhole, too, while I'm on the subject.
Heck, may as well add Blowfish for that matter.
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suenewtotx
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How about some Pokemon characters:
Bulbusaur -- Sounds like "Vulva Sore."
Venasaur -- Sounds like "Penis Sore."
Ash Ketchum (sp?) -- Sounds like "Ass Catch 'em."
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msmadz
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And yet a few more:
Bulge
Which reminds me - I don't even want to know about "The Battle of the Bulge"
And hey, HEY, get your finger out of that dyke.
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Ad nauseous
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Cocker Spaniel
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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suenewtotx
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HollyRock
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There's more!
Jigglypuff:
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Lickitung:
which evolves into
Lickilicky:
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Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Ad nauseous
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you forgot a big one
BANGKOK |
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msmadz
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As George Carlin once said:
"How'd you like to be a hooker in BANGKOK?"
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violetlightning
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My friend and I were going to the Today show, and we were thinking we should do one of those signs that says "Hello, [name of town person holding the sign comes from]!!!" - but with one of those town names that sounds really innapropriate. Pennsylvania has the best ones: Virginville Intercourse Black Lick Blue Ball Climax There was somewhere called Beaver Lick, but I forget where. |
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Ganache -- An upscale version of chocolate cake frosting (so very Martha Stewart!), which sounds more like part of the female genitalia.
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msmadz
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Can you ever use the word "limp" in a sentence without thinking of a dick?
"This lettuce is limp" Howls of laughter....
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double sided screw.
nuts screwdriver |
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Hootman
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Tiny Tim had a limp. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Tiny Tim had a limp bizkit with his Christmas dinner. |
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