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    Posted: 10 Feb 2023 at 2:57am
It's local (Baltimore Area) but every tax season we are subjected to this turd...

I call them AWB Awful White Band. This jingle is so bad an earworm. I'll take the lume and other poop commercials over this.
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A douche move to make fun of someone with Parkinson's Disease for being short.
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thinks its a bravery thing but  to have crank out all those tics and grind thru what u used
to effortlessly do has to be a tad soul killing
I also always see that damn rabbit from that Secret Life of Pets flick every Kevin Hart squawks
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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

is kevin hart actually funny? i think hes obnoxious but do not find him that funny


Only as the target of short jokes

I found Kevin Funny in a movie he did in 2014 or 2015 when he was a Wedding Planner.  I think that's the only time Kevin's made me laugh.  About Kevin being targeted as a laughingstock for being short, Michael J Fox is also very short,  only two inches taller than Kevin, and Michael is not a laughingstock for being short, although that may be because he has Parkinson's Disease and it be a douche move to make fun of someone with Parkinson's Disease for being short. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CaptainErnie Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Jan 2023 at 9:36am
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

is kevin hart actually funny? i think hes obnoxious but do not find him that funny


Only as the target of short jokes
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is kevin hart actually funny? i think hes obnoxious but do not find him that funny
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Originally posted by OperatorStandingBy OperatorStandingBy wrote:


I hadn't seen either of those commercials.

But your post reminds me of the story that Bill Engvall told about having to "relieve" himself following his knee replacement surgery.  According to Bill, all he could muscle out was a "B-B".   

It's from his comedy special "Just Sell Him For Parts".   Big smile

BAB?
BEB?
BIB?
BOB?
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Any commercial with that obnoxious, ugly little rodent faced Anna Kendrick.
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Originally posted by jon1 jon1 wrote:

There are several versions of this ad. I confess I have never heard/seen the whole thing (after the first line, I hit the mute button or cover my ears). This isn't just annoying but offensive. Unless we're talking about South Park, there is just no room on this earth for cutesy upbeat songs about "number two." Ugh. 






I hadn't seen either of those commercials.

But your post reminds me of the story that Bill Engvall told about having to "relieve" himself following his knee replacement surgery.  According to Bill, all he could muscle out was a "B-B".   

It's from his comedy special "Just Sell Him For Parts".   Big smile
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There are several versions of this ad. I confess I have never heard/seen the whole thing (after the first line, I hit the mute button or cover my ears). This isn't just annoying but offensive. Unless we're talking about South Park, there is just no room on this earth for cutesy upbeat songs about "number two." Ugh. 





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Any commercial with dancing people. No normal person dances around because they buy a Libman's mop and bucket.
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This one is bad too. But the shining saving grace is that the Actress actually is a smart Woman in real life. Plus she's hot and was a runner-up for a Miss USA Pageant.

Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL
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For me, it's USAA. They show quick clips of military people doing military stuff. But one of the clips is of a formation marching. Why don't they show somebody cleaning a stinky latrine? What kind of perverted military guy would be nostalgic for marching in a formation? Clumsy pandering.
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And oh yeah, ANY commercial for any charity trying to get a buck off me by using a rich celebrity. Rich Hollywood douchebag/skanks will make more money next week than I'll see in 10 years. Get it from them.
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

ascpa puppies?


The last ASCPA commercial I remember is the one with Sarah McLachlan rubbing a dog and looking slightly blinds talking about how abused, neglected, and abandoned dogs need our help. That was like 17 years ago.
Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

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ascpa puppies?
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The Take 5 oil change commercials - every single one of them!
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote Was it at least funny?

 I vaguely recalling the allergic kid's head swelled up like in Mask before it exploded.  The other kids were taunting him by saying "Look!  Johnny just put Joey's nuts in his mouth!" (Joey had given Johhny a can of peanuts.)




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Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Oh... just about 85% of all commercials made since 1992. That's the time we first had a TV with the MUTE button. My mom used to get so upset when I used it. Tongue


I never mute commercials. Commercials are just ambient noise to me, for the most part. To replace that with dead silence is a bit jarring for me.

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Oh... just about 85% of all commercials made since 1992. That's the time we first had a TV with the MUTE button. My mom used to get so upset when I used it. Tongue
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I've got them all beat.

Ladies and germs, I give you the most annoying commercial ever produced.

Make sure your volume is turned up as high as it will go in order to achieve the maximum level of sheer head against wall pounding, rusty screwdriver in eardrum jamming, sanity shredding, God cursing annoyance...






Gosh, that bass riff definitely is one of the most annoying I've ever heard, plus the rapping isn't any better. At least the VO artist wasn't annoying.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Yeah, I love a good comedy.



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Yeah, I love a good comedy.

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Quote Was it at least funny?

 I vaguely recalling the allergic kid's head swelled up like in Mask before it exploded.  The other kids were taunting him by saying "Look!  Johnny just put Joey's nuts in his mouth!" (Joey had given Johhny a can of peanuts.)


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Originally posted by OperatorStandingBy OperatorStandingBy wrote:

Speaking of annoying commercials, I noticed that that peanut allergy PSA that ran a few years ago stopped airing (at least in my local area).  It was the one with the group of friends and one of them has a reaction to some peanuts.


Was it at least funny?

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote OperatorStandingBy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Apr 2022 at 8:15pm
Speaking of annoying commercials, I noticed that that peanut allergy PSA that ran a few years ago stopped airing (at least in my local area).  It was the one with the group of friends and one of them has a reaction to some peanuts.
"I believe......if Cialis really works, shouldn't that couple be in the same bathtub?" - Bill Engvall
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