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    Posted: 25 Mar 2022 at 12:44am
Ice cold water is what everybody wants first thing in the morning sprayed up their butt.

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Bidets are the only way to go.

The most disgusting thing anyone does during an average day is wiping their ass.

Spray a jet of water across the ol' hole and you feel like you just stepped out of the shower.

You can buy a bidet attachment for your toilet at Lowe's and Home Depot for under $50 bucks.

Installs in five or ten minutes.

Shame they had to waste those chocolate frosted donuts, though...
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

The most disgusting thing anyone does during an average day is wiping their ass.

If you're lucky like this guy, you have a no-wiper.

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Well, we don't really know that. For all we know it was a big sloppy one that he simply didn't wipe. Well, I guess, in that sense, it was a "no-wiper".

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He seemed to be walking funny going down the stairs afterward.

Like he was trying not to to squish.
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...or to have anything plop out from the leg of his pants.

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One would think he'd gotten rid of all that in the planter pot.

And though I'm sure the plant appreciated the fertilizer, I'm guessing the maintenance people and those walking past catching a whiff didn't.
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The title of this reminded me of that old practical joke - raise toilet seat, stretch saran wrap across bowl, lower seat, wait for victim

Had my last ladyfriend so paranoid she would check toilet at work, at friends' homes.....
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