Parker State Farm ad, dude or chick? |
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atikovi
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Is Parker male or female? The name is defiantly male as is the shirt and pants, but the voice seems a bit high for a man.
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Thuumb
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Not only that, but has anyone else noticed that Jake himself is oddly shaped? His body seems lumpy and lopsided. Out of proportion. Maybe steroids? Or worse, injected steroids in the wrong places? His shoulders seem puffed out, chest bulked up, arms not so much, his trunk is kind of normal, stumpy legs. His head looks normally sized, though.
At least with Barry Bonds, when his head exploded to twice its normal size, we knew what was going on.
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atikovi
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Jake looks like Kanye West's bro.
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tikibagger
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just a TAD racist there...Jakes arms are pretty yolked when hes hanging with Pat Mahomes who will NEVER be mistaken for 'Kanyes bro'.... And Parker? well as u all know she/he is part of the good ol' NEW NORMAL so my guess is a slightly less butch lezbo but just androgynous enough to pass the test--its a wonder the ubiquitous Downs Syndrome kid hasnt shown up on these ads yet=are there REALLY that many Downs kids they must be on ALL ads?
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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atikovi
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It's not racist if you LIKE their race. Like, I dig Asian women.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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CaptainErnie
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More like Lady looks like a dude |
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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atikovi
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I always thought it was, Do it like a lady.
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That's better than me. The first few times I heard it, I thought he was saying "Do The Funky Lady". That's just stupid. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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tikibagger
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ha this tangent is GREAT
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Nonbinary!
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MrTim
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Wellll, if she chews up the pizza first, she can spit it into the kid's mouth like a bird feeds it's young... |
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tikibagger
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uh i am just guessing but i don't think BABIES are on Parkers [ahem] AGENDA and this is ad JUST AIRED as i typed this
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Hey, you don't know that! Maybe if she finds the right sperm bank, the right turkey baster and the right gal to raise little Leslie with... |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Yeah, I don't see any reason to think either one of them is anything but what they appear to be.
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tikibagger
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the 'new normal' sure is WEIRD
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Well I guess i will have to say it once again
The future of advertising lies in the TRANS WOMEN OF COLOR And I HATE the new JAKE Why did they do it...Why
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Oh and i forgot the GALLON OF RANCH he/she gave him
LOOKS LIKE THEY FOUND "HIDDEN VALLEY"
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In other words, a bastered child... |
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Parker and Jake are unholy
how does a guy that works in a state farm call center afford a house like that how did creepy parker find his personal address the old Jake never got this kind of attention Somewhere somewhen In a boardroom people decided that this was a good idea reboot Jake as a person of color and expand the premise of the ad then flood the airwaves with this feelgood better Jake |
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