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CaptainErnie
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Posted: 14 Oct 2021 at 11:09pm |
Anyone else feel like smacking the source of that annoying voice?
Take this "Amigo"! |
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Jimbo
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Exactly. "Oh, so everyone hates us because of our old snob appeal commercials???? Look!!! Look!!! We can appeal to fatties and slobs with trashy houses to!!!!" |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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HART
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IF YOU LOOK CLOSE IT SAYS PELOFOODIES
Im not sure I want to know what that means
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we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream |
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jnoble
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Ugh. This is nothing more than Peloton claiming "Look! Other people besides model attractive rich young white folk in penthouse condos or huge mansions use our bikes too!" Holy virtue signaling, Batman |
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CaptainErnie
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Just be patient! These things take time |
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HART
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Professionally built by Milwaukee in PR of China
I'm surprised that china hasn't incorporated a city named Usa so they can sell products that say made in Usa
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we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream |
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jnoble
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That's exactly right. Despite what you see on the commericials, you will NOT get toned and muscular just riding a dumb exercise bike. Good for cardio and weight loss if you do it daily while maintaining a strict diet, but you will not gain upper body muscle |
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Asmodeon
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Of course. Think about it, a $2000+ (?) Chinese-made bicycle that goes nowhere.
Off topic, I was looking at a new Milwaukee 1/4" hex driver recently, and the label stated: "Professionally built by Milwaukee in PR of China" Sure, professionally built, by people making $0.30/hr? |
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Made in China. What did you expect?
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There's a sucker born every minute.
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Asmodeon
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Peloton today announced the recall of 16,000 bike pedals that are subject to breaking off, wounding several users that required hospital care. They recommend not using the "bike" until the pedals are replaced.
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MrTim
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I wonder how many people train on this bike, then go outside and die from the sudden exertion of riding a real bike...
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Jimmy
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I always thought that the point of getting an exercise bike for your home is that you didn't need to go to a bloody gym and have some roided up tosser holler instructions at you.
I'm a 63 year old British chef who has enjoyed many fry-ups over the years, so I am not in the target group for these items, but if I were I'd tell the Peloton Bike people to grease up that torture device and slide it up their collective jacksie's!
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Kelly H
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As someone who spent over 20 years in the gym competing as a national powerlifter, I laugh at these people with their dinky plastic 10 lb dumbells - thinking they will build a new body - sorry but unless you lift monster weights all the time as heavy as possible with low reps and eat a proper diet you will not build a muscular body (especially just riding a bike) the alternative is to take something like anavar, d-bol, or clen-B but you still have to put the actual gym-time in - you can’t build muscle from cardio and ten pound db’s
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CaptainErnie
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"Gym-Lizards" |
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Only in a Peloton ad do people who are already model attractive look like they're having the time of their lives working out. Most people in real life look strained pained and miserable
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I thought the song reminded me of The Notorius B.I.G.'S Hypnotize.
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Dr. Dan
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A bicycle from Goodwill would be just as good for your health. And a whole lot cheaper. Ditto for old-school stationary riders. "Old goat," says the millennial? Bite me.
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CaptainErnie
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I can't figure out why they're advertising on TV. I mean, these fitness freaks are always on their Pelotons, or going for a jog or speed walk, or living at the gym, or in the kitchen making their protein shakes, so when do they have time to sit down and watch TV? Maybe they watch TV while they're doing yoga
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aka ron
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The latest offering from Peloton. What bugs me is the instructor yelling PELOTON! Wouldn't it be more personal if they used their screen names? Hey Muffin Hey Dick! Hey Deloris! The song sounds a little like the Sopranos song. |
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