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d4everman
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I hate this commercial mostly because the redhead chicks fake chewing (and I doubt the product does what it claims) but the dancing at the end of it makes we want to nuke the commercial from orbit.
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NJtoTX
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This one?
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CaptainErnie
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He's a real DB, but she's kinda hot |
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Thor
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That's what makes me wonder---what the hell does she see in nerdboy? |
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Jimbo
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He chews Orbit Gum.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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Well, I chew Orbit gum, too, and I don't have hot young women getting all a-twitchin' for me. Well, OK. I don't, but I'll give it a try. Does Orbit make gum that doesn't stick to dentures? |
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aka ron
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Jimbo
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I dunno. Whose dentures are you concerned about it sticking to? I would recommend you just spit it out before you engage in any spit-swapping with a granny who wears them. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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jnoble
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I loathe this ad because it includes all my least favorite cliches: Dorky white guy and an attractive black girl with the required poofy hairdo, awful music, dorky white guy dancing like a goofball, everyone is at what appears to be a million dollar house, unfunny gimmick with the peacock feathers. Also chewing their product will not entice girls to approach you at a party. |
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zippyjet
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But that Asian dancer is hot. Athletic but feminine dancer's legs and nice bare feet. Albeit she has a look on her face This is what I get for all my sweat and dedication to tap,jazz and ballet!. She's actually pretty good besides her doing justice to her ripped smelly jeans. I could imagine her walking on my back at the massage spa! Wait for it...Dancing and prancing commercials to hate where all the dancers wear masks. |
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But would would the Orbit gumdom pass the Consumer Reports tests? |
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HART
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Covid dancing themed ads have me at my wits end in this new normal
they have me barfing into my facemask i am going to break with social distancing so I can beat on these people nurses in a tik tok ...
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tikibagger
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theres an ad now--couldn't find but it WILL show, trust me--that is either Dove or Nivea and features 'underarms'-NOT Serenas and without a big pit smear--that has a dancing 220 lb. fat gorilla doin her THANG on it--you will KNOW when u see it the hypocritical thing about this is if this was a fat dude dancing -ANY race--there would be 'eewwwws' and 'gross' and MAKE HIM STOP--becus the fat girl wants to be 'beautiful' like her skinnier compatriot and her money is NOT fat--she gets a place strutting her rolls in Ross, Old Navy et al THE FAT GIRL IS UBIQUITOUS
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Why in hell is everyone dancing?!?!? |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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Hey! One of your relatives? |
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aka ron
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This is not it! |
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Thor
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Fer Chrissakes. Of all things to "celebrate". Life must be pretty dull, if you celebrate your pits. |
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Jimbo
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I celebrate my B.O. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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WTF!? The UK is not exempt from vomit inducing ads. But...I wouldn't be stunned if US would throw some slop together like this ad for out Tele's
Of course the US ad would feature drag queens with hairy armpits. #ARMSdown!!! |
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Thor
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So does everyone around you. Well, OK, they don't actually celebrate it; they observe it. In a 9/11 or bombing of Pearl Harbor sort of way. |
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tikibagger
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yep those are NOT it --believe me u will KNOW it when it shows
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Thor
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Just saw it. It's a Dove commercial. |
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tikibagger
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and that 'creative' Jumbo dance? Y does the New Normal NEVER indicate anything good? She probably cracked the sidewalk |
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Jimbo
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It's not the one where she's dancing while pushing a lawn mower is it? Anyone seen that one? I don't even know what product it's for. Shows you how ineffective these stupid ads are. All you notice is whatever stupid looking thing is happening on screen and tune the rest out. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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