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I hate this commercial mostly because the redhead chicks fake chewing (and I doubt the product does what it claims) but the dancing at the end of it makes we want to nuke the commercial from orbit. 
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This one?




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Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

This one?








He's a real DB, but she's kinda hot
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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:




He's a real DB, but she's kinda hot


That's what makes me wonder---what the hell does she see in nerdboy?

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He chews Orbit Gum.
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C'mon, man!
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Well, I chew Orbit gum, too, and I don't have hot young women getting all a-twitchin' for me.

Well, OK. I don't, but I'll give it a try. Does Orbit make gum that doesn't stick to dentures?

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I like the Orbit commercial!  It's a mating ritual!


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Well, I chew Orbit gum, too, and I don't have hot young women getting all a-twitchin' for me.

Well, OK. I don't, but I'll give it a try. Does Orbit make gum that doesn't stick to dentures?


I dunno. 

Whose dentures are you concerned about it sticking to?

I would recommend you just spit it out before you engage in any spit-swapping with a granny who wears them.

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Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

This one?






I loathe this ad because it includes all my least favorite cliches:
Dorky white guy and an attractive black girl with the required poofy hairdo, awful music, dorky white guy dancing like a goofball, everyone is at what appears to be a million dollar house, unfunny gimmick with the peacock feathers. Angry

Also chewing their product will not entice girls to approach you at a party. Ermm
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Quote Met a hot chick/dude/other at the party, and you don't have a condom?  No worries!  Make one in a moment with our fabulous new minty-flavor Orbit bubblegum!


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Originally posted by Stelth Stelth wrote:

The facebook rooms "all together now" commercial with excessively fruity dancing is the worst.


But that Asian dancer is hot. Athletic but feminine dancer's legs and nice bare feet. Albeit she has a look on her face This is what I get for all my sweat and dedication to tap,jazz and ballet!.
She's actually pretty good besides her doing justice to her ripped smelly jeans. I could imagine her walking on my back at the massage spa!


Wait for it...Dancing and prancing commercials to hate where all the dancers wear masks.
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote Met a hot chick/dude/other at the party, and you don't have a condom?  No worries!  Make one in a moment with our fabulous new minty-flavor Orbit bubblegum!


Shocked


But would would the Orbit gumdom pass the Consumer Reports tests?
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Covid dancing themed ads have me at my wits end in this new normal

they have me barfing into my facemask

i am going to break with social distancing so I can beat on these people

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theres an ad now--couldn't find but it WILL show, trust me--that is either Dove or Nivea and features 'underarms'-NOT Serenas and without a big pit smear--that has a dancing 220 lb. fat gorilla doin her THANG on it--you will KNOW when u see it

the hypocritical thing about this is if this was a fat dude dancing -ANY race--there would be
'eewwwws' and 'gross' and MAKE HIM STOP--becus the fat girl wants to be 'beautiful' like her
skinnier compatriot and her money is NOT fat--she gets a place strutting her rolls in Ross, Old Navy et al


THE FAT GIRL IS UBIQUITOUS
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Why in hell is everyone dancing?!?!?







...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

theres an ad now--couldn't find but it WILL show, trust me--that is either Dove or Nivea and features 'underarms'-NOT Serenas and without a big pit smear--that has a dancing 220 lb. fat gorilla doin her THANG on it--you will KNOW when u see it

the hypocritical thing about this is if this was a fat dude dancing -ANY race--there would be
'eewwwws' and 'gross' and MAKE HIM STOP--becus the fat girl wants to be 'beautiful' like her
skinnier compatriot and her money is NOT fat--she gets a place strutting her rolls in Ross, Old Navy et al


THE FAT GIRL IS UBIQUITOUS
I've seen it Bags, I can't remember the brand name but I will find it.

Hey!  One of your relatives? Wink

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This is not it!


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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

This is not it!




Fer Chrissakes. Of all things to "celebrate". Life must be pretty dull, if you celebrate your pits.


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Fer Chrissakes. Of all things to "celebrate". Life must be pretty dull, if you celebrate your pits.

I celebrate my B.O.


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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

This is not it!



WTF!? DeadDead The UK is not exempt from vomit inducing ads. But...I wouldn't be stunned if US would throw some slop together like this ad for out Tele's

Of course the US ad would feature drag queens with hairy armpits. #ARMSdown!!! 

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Fer Chrissakes. Of all things to "celebrate". Life must be pretty dull, if you celebrate your pits.


I celebrate my B.O.




So does everyone around you. Well, OK, they don't actually celebrate it; they observe it. In a 9/11 or bombing of Pearl Harbor sort of way.




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yep those are NOT it --believe me u will KNOW it when it shows
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

yep those are NOT it --believe me u will KNOW it when it shows


Just saw it. It's a Dove commercial.

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and that 'creative' Jumbo dance? Dead

Y does the New Normal NEVER indicate anything good?
She probably cracked the sidewalk

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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

yep those are NOT it --believe me u will KNOW it when it shows

It's not the one where she's dancing while pushing a lawn mower is it?

Anyone seen that one?

I don't even know what product it's for.

Shows you how ineffective these stupid ads are.

All you notice is whatever stupid looking thing is happening on screen and tune the rest out.

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