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SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! |
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So NOT a gift...
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Oh Gawd... it never occurred to me until now that this Christmas season we're going to be under constant assault by this stinking Peloton pollution.
Looks like Peloton Christmas commercials are the new Garmin Christmas commercials. Remember a few years ago when we complained about every other Christmas commercial having those soft, gentle, lilting female choir voices singing"Give-a give-a give-a Garmin"? This new Peloton garbage, featuring obnoxious, fitness obsessed, hollering jackasses, is already making me yearn for those days. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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They were doing this last year. I don't remember if it was Peloton, but the husband buys his wife some exercise machine and hides it in the shed. Wife finds it, and uses it before Christmas. Then she has to act surprised when she finds it under the tree on Christmas day. "How did you know?", she says.
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She must be a narcissist if you take continuous video selfies...
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So, she says that a year ago she didn't know how much this would change her, but a year later she looks exactly like she did at the beginning of the commercial, supposedly a year earlier. Since she wasn't the slightest bit overweight to begin with, WTF was the point of getting her the world's most expensive exercise bicycle??? Her dumbass husband should have bought the nauseating, narcissistic, selfie obsessed ding-a-ling a real bicycle so she could peddle her ass far away and never return. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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This f**kin commercial is everything that is wrong with America today
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She's a tried and true smartphoner slut and has to prove it. I'd love to shove that phone straight up her ass and see if she's smiling then. I'm so sick of these Peleton commercials where they show the people who have all of three ounces to lose before they're officially perfect. Why the hell are you spending so damn much money on a Peleton when she's so skinny as it is? Obviously she doesn't NEED a grossly overpriced stationary bike because she's not overweight by any means. If anything, that dumbass husband of hers should buy her some food so she doesn't look anorexic after a Peleton bike ride.
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He probably likes that 'body-builder' look...
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So, I was curious to see if there was anyone else out there who finds these metrosexual dipsh*t ads as silly and nauseating as we do. Happened upon this rather amusing piece about a Twitter campaign dedicated to mocking them. It's pretty funny, so check it out... |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Here's one with some more funny Twitter jabs not in the first two...
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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^ Pretty much the same things said here for years now. Emaciated rich chicks riding her Peloton like it has a sybian ( look it up!) for a seat! Peloton
offers a Basics Package with its exercise bicycle that costs $2,245, or
$58 per month at a zero percent annual percentage rate. The package
includes the bike and a one-year limited warranty. All packages include
delivery and assembly, which, according to the company's website, would
typically cost $250.Sep 26, 2019 |
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The only folks I can imagine owning a Peloton are the same folks who make their living posting crap on Instagram all day. Only an "Instagram Influencer" would take the time to make a day-by-day video of her so-called "progress" over the course of a year.
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The Peloton company is obviously going out of its way to appeal to the kind of douchebags most normal people can't stand.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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One of these days they'll probably have holographic images that seem to stand or kneel on or float above the hood of your vehicle, looking around and back at you as it speaks and points to the left and right directing you where to turn, stop, etc.
"Turn that way." Just watch. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Why, you can't relate to super attractive super rich people who apparently don't work and spend all day working up a sweat on their overpriced bikes in the middle of their 5 million dollar estate? |
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So I guess hubby would rather "watch" wifey get all hot and bothered on a stationary bike than man up and take care of her needs himself.
And wifey is happy she doesn't have to wake up with that taste in her mouth. |
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These are legitimately some of the most insufferable god damn commercials I've ever seen. A stationary bike is a f**king stationary bike. You could find a serviceable stationary bike at pretty much any thrift store, garage/yard sale or swap meet and most likely for dirt cheap. People are ALWAYS trying to get rid of these things once the New Year's resolution wears off and they decide they like cheeseburgers more than being able to see their toes. You could mount a small TV or a cheap monitor to one very f**king easily. Or just place your stationary bike in an orientation so that it faces your already purchased, currently existing television. Better yet, you could buy a real god damned bicycle and go ride that. There's something so smarmy, narcissistic and preachy about these god damned commercials. Especially the one with the woman taking 'video logs' daily of her god damned Peloton adventures. Not a god damned soul cares. I can guarantee wholeheartedly with absolute certainty that nobody outside of your immediate family gives a single iota of a f**k about you riding a god damn stationary bike every day. Your immediate family [including your clueless nitwit husband] only put up with it because they don't want to hurt your feelings, in particular, said clueless nitwit husband puts up with it because he dropped 1000+ on the damned thing and he wants to continue getting laid. He probably thinks it's stupid too but he has more money than sense. Not only that, but the whole: "I can't believe how much this changed my life!" bullsh*t at the end. You look exactly the same as when you started. You were already in pretty good shape. This stationary bike didn't change jack sh*t other than you became a sanctimonious insufferable moron in the interval. Also, who the f**k needs a trainer or instructor to ride a f**king stationary bike? Have you considered *going outside* perhaps? Maybe purchasing a real god damned bicycle which will also be a mode of transportation and might be useful behind inflating your already gargantuan ego? You're paying upwards of $2000 for the bike and 50-70 bucks a month as a 'subscription' so you can peddle a fake bike and compete with other gormless thalidomide morons doing the same bullsh*t? Two thousand dollars can get you a god damned CADILLAC of a touring bike. And eventually these Instagram idiots will get bored of it and move on to something else, then that two thousand dollar 'investment' becomes an obstruction or perhaps a coat/hat rack if it's lucky. More than likely after a month it'll get shoved into a side room, basement or garage and have a bunch of other sh*t lumped around it whilst it gathers dust. Western culture is just beautiful. Get a real bike and go outside and ditch social media. The entire world does not need to be appraised via Internet of how far you rode on a fake bicycle every day, they don't give a sh*t and neither does anyone else.
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