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Big Bruddah
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Posted: 20 Jul 2019 at 12:49am |
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God! Enough already....When Mr. Whipple ruled the toilet paper world, even a sprout like me knew what was wiped with it. Apparently adults need F@#king cartoon bears to learn potty training. We are also confronted by animated blocks of sh*t being moistened by the laxative being advertised as it gently finds it's way out. What the hell is that ?!!!!
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tikibagger
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i wish bloody stools on those damn bears especially the 'my Heinies CLEAN' rappin bear
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OperatorStandingBy
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"Don't be bullied by your bowl; Bully your bowl instead!"
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"I believe......if Cialis really works, shouldn't that couple be in the same bathtub?" - Bill Engvall
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MrTim
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There won't be another Mr. Whipple. If the adtards tried to re-invent that character, they'd come up with an even more creepier version, like Mr. Wipe-L ("Remember to swipe right, kids!")
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tikibagger
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A. he'd definitely be 'ethnic'-maybe a young, snappy bro with dreads and B. He'd RAP some dreck about swipee wipee doodoo or something equally infantile
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aka ron
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Darthhillbilly
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The one that confuses me the most is the one where mamma bear and papa bear won't pick up the underwear, but baby bear comes in, "It's clean, because my hiney's clean!"
Ok, you have a clean hiney... because you use Charmin. Good for you. Butt here's the thing... NONE OF YOU WEAR CLOTHES. Whose underwear are they? And why would the cleanliness of your hiney affect the cleanliness of some mystery floor briefs? |
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crainbebo
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I've just about had it with Charmin and the stupid rapping 'heinie' bear. Just a bunch of fking bulls--t.
'I'm not picking it up!' And as soon as I hear that, I mute it. What an embarrassment to advertising. Mr. Whipple continues to spin in his grave - his ads were straight forward!
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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MrTim
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I don't believe those bears really use Charmin. They should be asked what they wash the rabbits in afterwards...
(Give yourself a if you get the joke...) |
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caroln242
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Sorry MrTim, as I've said before...whoosh...right over my head!
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PaWolf
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There is a very old joke is his post - got it the moment I saw it...but now all of today's allocated mental energy has been used.
I'm giving myself 3 's because that one jumped right in my face and really stinks as I am trying to fix breakfast.
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aka ron
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I'm not sure if this is the original joke! But it's good enough for me and this forum! |
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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aka ron
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I couldn't tell when Eddie was high or not, he still made me laugh.
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MrTim
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True Lies
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1st.time I've heard it HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH !!!! |
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I...………..AM NOT A CROOK."
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Big Bruddah
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I said the same damned thing!...Also, where is the A@#Hole they are supposed to be wiping?
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tikibagger
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NOW in these 'uncertain times' please enjoy the Charmin TP addicted bears sitting tensely in front of their TV quarantining and nervously anticipating the LACk of A-wipe with what looks like intensely felt Charmin angst--WILL Amazon bring our precious bounty SOON?
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verminstew
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I was unfortunate enough to be stuck in a waiting room watching TV and these goddamn dirty butt, now itchy butt bears commercial Uh, maybe some Tucks medicated pads are in order???
Sorry if it's already been posted but I couldn't find it doing a CIH or google search. |
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HART
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We can be sure that mr whipple would be a trans woman of color and we would just need to hope we dont get any diagrams of its mmm... blockage |
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If they wore pants they wouldn't have to worry about leaving skid marks all over the place...
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tikibagger
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caca encrusted FUR TUSH
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HART
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ITS BACKKKKKKKK !
PLAYING IN ARIZONA BACK IN ROTATION WHY DEAR GAWD DO THEY DO THIS WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO INCLUDE GOLDIELOCKS STEALING THE TP OR IS GOLDIE A TG NOW !
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bjoh249
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Thank the Democratic party
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HART
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better be careful what you say about the left they will send the suede and denim secret police over Talking bad about them can get you 20 years for insurrection
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