Jennifer Garner Omnipresent |
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tikibagger
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Posted: 08 Jul 2019 at 3:56pm |
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It seems like this duck faced chick is on practically EVERY ad thats run currently-Neutrogena, that credit card...man i am SICK of her rubber lipped mug! She seems to buy into her 'talent' with overacting and a crap ton of make-up...not a fan
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aka ron
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She is kinda hot, Bags! Not as hot as my wife or yours?
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Darthhillbilly
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She could be kinda hot, if she didn't always have her face twisted up in some stupid-looking expression. I honestly don't think I've ever seen her resting face, the closest we ever get is that dumb squint-thing where she pushes her cheek meat up under her eyes.
She just always looks fake as hell to me, and it overrides anything about her that might be attractive.
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aka ron
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I guess I look at her other parts... |
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PaWolf
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She's just never done anything to me or for me, so I've no opinion other than if she was alone with me on a desert island, except for the natives...well, I'd probably trade her for one of their women, doncha know...
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aka ron
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tikibagger
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MY SENTIMENT EXACTLY--its that damn 'whats in YOUR wallet?' sh*te where she constantly mugs and its her TONE..like she always addresses the viewer/camera like she is talking to a 4 year old! No wonder ol' BenAffleck was constantly boozing..there are moments, yes, where she slightly TILTS towards hot and then that big BILL of hers opens and its over
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PaWolf
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Triple J
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She's a guilty pleasure of mine 'cause she does the kar-a-tayyyy. Hi-yawwwww... I've always had a thing for martial arts chicks.
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I lost all interest in her when I learned she was no relation to James Garner.
First few times I heard of her, I assumed she was his daughter. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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I hear her voice 20 or 30 times a day over "Walmart Radio" at work. "Hi everyone, this is Jen Garner".
"Jen"??? What? We're on a nickname basis? Anyway, she tries to inspire us all to do "acts of kindness" or some such crap. She probably tries to inspire us to buy some sort of made-in-Laos garbage, too, but I don't know---I just tune it all out. |
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tikibagger
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her duckbill bothers me...she isnt a good enough actress to rate these many endorsements
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tikibagger
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AND they painted the crud out of that mug of hers on the 'wedding' one--what they DIDN'T do was Improve the whole 'interruption' ploy of the 'librarian' one or Improve her totally crappy MUGGING - how the HELL she gets any parts other than those unwatchable Christian movies is a mystery to me
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thetimelesschild70
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It's the whole cutesy, smirking, tittering, "Look how adorable I am!' thing that annoys me about her.
"Tee-hee! What's in your wallet?" |
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tikibagger
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U can see why Benaffleck turned to a TON of alcohol during that 'relationship'-its like constantly being berated by yr MOM
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zippyjet
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Funny you call her Duck Face. IMO she's hot with an athletic but girlsh body. Ill take Jennifer over her ex hubby Ben the Boston Duck Afflac!
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Pazuzu413
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I think she's adorable.
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