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MrCleveland
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Posted: 08 Apr 2019 at 2:40am |
Since I can't find the video for this...I'll HAVE TO explain this sh*tty commercial!
Some woman gets a purple.com mattress...and no one will leave her alone! And get this...you get a purple pillow as well! Why the f**k do these people make these dumb-ass commercials? Do they think everyone's a dumb-ass?
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
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PaWolf
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I saw that abortion last night! By the time it was over, I needed a mattress so I could de-stress myself...but NOT a 'Purple' one.
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Banderboy
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At least it didn't have that greasy Ron Jeremy looking guy in the purple jump suit. That's a start.
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Every day my mind grows keener- my good arm stronger--- my silly enemies more futile---
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PaWolf
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Just HOW could you have connected the weirdbeard from the original Purple with porn's pudgy pickle packer??? ~~~ Personally, each time I see this commercial, it disturbs me just a little bit more. I keep waiting for the BAU from 'Criminal Minds' to show up, declare the place a crime scene and lock it down before they all somehow find a way to fit on the Purple Mattress for a relaxing & refreshing nap.
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X <sig.nature>
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aka ron
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Deb is some kind of chunky hot... If these two women want me to help out... I'm not cheap, but I am easy! |
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MrTim
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The company was originally called Yellow.com Mattress, but people thought it meant the stains...
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MrCleveland
Junior Executive Joined: 25 Nov 2008 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Status: Offline Points: 3123 |
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It could be worse...it can be red.com, white.com or brown.com...yuck!
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