WARNING! Talcum Powder Linked to Ovarian Cancer |
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PaWolf
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Posted: 06 Mar 2019 at 5:09am |
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I just checked and see that almost every possible 'ambulance chaser' has been suing for talcum powder/ovarian cancer for at least 5-6 years. I really want to ask our very own CIH Attorney, CC, if I can sue for Talcum Powder causing MY ovarian cancer, although it was Gold Bond, not Johnson and Johnson, and...well...I'm kinda a HoouuuundDog what AIN'T named 'Lassie' or 'Sue'....but I WANT to sue! I LIKE money! Join in and sign up! I just know these class action exercises just have to be 'right of passage exercises', or an easy way to get the annual 'I did MY pro bono work!' for fresh-out-of-school lawyers...
I see these commercials almost every morning right before 'The Price is Right' starts and right after it ends. CC? If you sign up all us CIH guys what have ovarian cancer, we all like money and we'll give you some if you win, because... |
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tikibagger
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dont put stuff like that up yr kooche ..seems like an easy 'golden rule' to me
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PaWolf
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I don't care about that! GIMME 'daCASH!!!!
I need 'daCASH! I have 'restless wallet syndrome'
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And people wonder why lawyers are the butt-monkeys of so many jokes................
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PaWolf
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I want Lowell 'The Hammer' Stanley to get me 'daCASH *I* deserve! If he can do set-up car accidents, why can't he do 'talcum powder-related ovarian cancer lawsuits for men'?!
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This topic has been up before. I remember something Papa L said. How does it get up in their "woo hoo chute" anyway? And who doesn't love a little baby powder after a diaper change? Never mind! |
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MrTim
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gooogle it and find out why people use it. But don't blame me for what you find... |
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tikibagger
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no thanx..i would guess there would have to be a WHOPPING VOLUME of it hoovered up any crevice to bring about cancer
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atikovi
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So it wasn't people eating it that caused cancer?
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MrTim
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That could be a whole other related class action suit waiting to happen, IYKWIM...
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^^OMG, PaW...I just can't picture any self-respecting Wolf dusting itself daintily with powder. Just a Sprinkle a Day, Helps Keep Odor Away, dontcha know...
Seriously, I understand that there might have been some asbestos in some of that otherwise innocuous talcum powder back in the day. Seems as though there is always something in the personal injury pipeline to get everybody worried about products we thought were safe (and spawning those awful PI attorney commercials for our viewing displeasure).
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PaWolf
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Well, I really dust the ol'moveries 'cause people tell me to do this, do that - and "Shake a leg!". Therein lies the 'kicker' - I'd 'shake a leg' and there was no tellin' WHAT would drop to the ground! Heck, I had to start spraying with 'Round Up' and then powder down with Gold Bond so much that, after years of doing this, it sure looked like I ended up with a couple o'glowing powdered cream-filled donuts from 'The Love Canal', down there. Doncha know I ended up with strange chilluns an'I don't feel so good anymore - so *I* think I'm '1 victim' that deserves '2 lawsuits', at least...hell, who else can we sue? Let's see - before 'Round-Up', I used this stuff from Union Carbide - made somewhere in India, I believe. Yea, bought this gas spray stuff from a nice couple that should be named - yea, let's sue Sue & Saul from Bhopal. |
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MrTim
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It could be the victims confused using talc instead of alum (alum is supposed to make it "tight & squeaky" "down there.") Not information/motivations I care to hear about...
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PaWolf
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Not EVERYBODY can be MrT who buys Duluth underpanties what 'keep the boys together', no! Some of us are simply 'wild commandos' who have to 'dust down', so we dangle, rather than tangle & trip over our bad ol'business selves! Trust me - *I* know about these things. In fact, my besticle (that would be on the left, even though I'm a 'righty') is STILL in pain since the fateful evening a few moons back when it was glued to the inside o'my leg when I had to make a 'fast break'). Yup, I NEED my Gold Bond, but that's 'talc' an' I'm purty sure I got 'Movarian Cancer' an' I wanna sue! Hey! If they can afford that big ol'basketball player, then they can afford me!
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