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Jimbo
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Talk about insta mute!!!
I don't mind Rodney so much, even if he is shilling for what is likely a shyster, rip-off product, but that wife of his is insufferable!!! Every time she says "...I have more inner-geee more stam-in-uhhh..." I just want to cringe. And her face looks like it's about to come through my damned TV screen and try to bite me!!!! YIKES!!!!! |
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PaWolf
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Actually, she's a very established singer & actress...and they've been a pair and raised a family for a heck of a long time - somewhere close to 30 years? Unfortunately, the make-up crowd must have been 'YungstaGanstas', or old, fat, potato-fed and country-fried white women because no matter how you look at Holly, she sort of has that 'all dressed up and made up and ready for the street'-look. Yes, yes, yes! I'm very surprised this commercial took so long to make it to the board - I saw it at least month or two ago and was left in such a state of shock that I lost time...I would have rather seen "Loookatchewwwww!"
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Even Rodney's doctor says Lipozene is the best! I know what I f*cking need! I need more exercise! kinda tough when my body is falling apart!
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Jimbo
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Yeah.... "Rodney's doctor".
Translation: He was designated as "Rodney's doctor" five minutes before they started shooting the commercial, then terminated as "Rodney's doctor" as soon as shooting the commercial was finished. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Thor
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They keep saying they "lose 4x more weight". 4x more weight than what? Than if they didn't use or do anything at all?? That would be 4x zero. That = zero. Anything more than that is a win.
Another thing they say---"just add Lipozene". Once again, to what? Exercise and an actual diet? Then yeah, you might actually lose weight. The wonders of it all!! One more thing. It's guaranteed "or your money back". The good folks at Lipozene (literally) bank on customers not bothering to do so. Maybe such customers don't want to be identified as fools who fall for such claims. I think I might've been one of the fools who tried this product once maybe 15 or 20 years ago. Or something like it. Didn't do anything at all. |
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Jimbo
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Might have more to do with the notion many people have, that it would be more of a pain in the ass to go through all the BS than it's worth and they likely wouldn't stand by their guarantee anyway. I know that's the way I look at those guarantees, anyway. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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That's why I said they bank on customers "not bothering" to get their money back. It's just not worth it. The other part was just an afterthought.
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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That doctor is so convincing!
Director: "Lets get this very attractive thin blonde on a scale, and show her reacting to losing 40lbs in one week. - AND WHERE'S MY F'ING WIND MACHINE?!! I want this to look like a Beyonce concert!" What a cringeworthy ad! |
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Jimbo
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about the wind machine!!! Didn't notice that. Why would there be wind blowing on someone's face while standing on a scale??? Just adds to the overall phony-baloneyness of it all. And you know these skinny people they always get for these things have never been one pound overweight in their lives. Nauseating. Plus, after reading reviews of the stuff, I found that the ingredients they use can be bought separately in any health food and supplement store for a fraction of the price. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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I think she's smiling because there is a 'secret' hidden beaver fan! Her little secret... |
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Jimbo
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I've always been a beaver fan, but I've never hidden it or kept it a secret... |
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aka ron
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I knew we could just go every which way when talking about beaver fans! |
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Jimbo
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Yep, and I do appreciate the set up!!! |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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You poor souls know NOTHING about 'beaver' - take it from the 'board beaver expert expat'
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Wait...so this Cognac Root is not so rare. But Rodney's doctor said it was "rare." Rodney's doctor is a lying sack of sh*t. Oh. I mean Konjac. $5.99 |
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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I actually forgot Rodney played for the Philadelphia Eagles for 3, 4 seasons in the 90s.
Not very well I might add. It will sadden me when I see Donovan McNabb peddling some non-stick frying pan on a 3am infomercial soon. |
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Jimbo
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It's mostly the glucomannan that does the weight loss stuff. You can go to the health food store and buy a big jar of it and it does basically the same thing. I think the Lipozene has other stuff in it that acts as energy boosters and whatnot, but you can get that stuff separately too. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Nuclear Witch
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OMG it's like i'm talking to myself here!! I have those same exact complaints and i too tried that crap years ago with NO RESULTS. And by the time you know it doesn't work you've already taken it all!!!
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Jimbo
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Welcome to CIH, Nuke. And thanks for bumping my old thread!!!!
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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