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slhanks4
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Posted: 26 Jun 2018 at 8:16pm |
I haven't seen this mentioned previously, but there's a commercial for Mac Book that makes me cringe every time it comes on. I can't find it to post here, but it consists of horrible sounding piano music accompanied by some awful singing. I'm sure, since it's Apple, there's some underlying message I'm missing - I'm just focused on the awful music.
If you watch any of the World Cup programming, they play this commercial a lot!
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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This train wreck??
I saw it last night and thought "STOP IT!" The Apple commercials just to be somewhat decent...not anymore. **After looking at the credit, this is an ACTUAL song you can buy on Apple iTunes/Music??? 2 questions - WHY?? and WTF??! 🤔 |
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aka ron
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tikibagger
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Daniel Johnston is a certified idiot savant songwriter--this Grimes chick BUTCHERS whatever 'song' he cooked up and this is nails on chalkboard GRATING
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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DarkRealmStar
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This mess makes me wish for a rap or hip hop tune!
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purple rose
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Whatever happened to jingles? I miss jingles.
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usmaak
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Man, that was horrible. Nothing like rough singing partially off-key to sell a product. Wow.
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Ad nauseous
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Man that was BRUTAL!!!! Da f**k is point point of this "song" to torture your ears until you're dead? I was waiting for this song to end and it kept on going and going and I was thinking STFU STFU STFU! and finally mercifully concluded. |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Triple J
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I keep picturing this is the guy who's singing...
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Jimbo
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Everybody in commercials nowadays has to be portrayed as "artists".
Typical pretentious millennial trash. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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zippyjet
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What gender was that croaking singer? The voice sounds like its retarded/extreme case of Down's Stndrome. Bernie, Oprah or Hilary shoul employ this turd du jour for their next campaign.Typical Apple crap!
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zippyjet
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Makes one pine for qarbly vocal fry chicks!
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Ad nauseous
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Like daggers to the brain. Hell, late 1990s Backstreet Boys sounds better than this crap!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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If I worked in the CIA and had to interrogate terrorists, I'd have this Apple commercial "song" on a constant loop at the highest volume possible.
I would also throw in this old gem from U. Of Phoenix. I bet I would the terrorist would spill his guts within 90 minute max. Lot of other ads / songs I'm sure I can think of to use as "humane torture." |
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