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    Posted: 09 May 2018 at 5:42pm
It drives me crazy when these places like Walmart and Applebee's just steal some old song, add some video and BOOM!  DONE?  What a bunch of fuking lazy adholes! And, this song? WORST FREAKING SONG EVER!!!


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Nothing more great than when you're watching TV and suddenly blasted with YOU CAN RING MY BELL!!!!!!!!! in whiny top of their lungs voice. Very annoying!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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They don't ring your bell.  They leave it downstairs so you have to go pick it up, or they throw it over the gate and it lands on the hard concrete or the landscaped plants, breaking and damaging them.  Angry When you order something from Walmart, you don't know what delivery service they are going to use until after you've paid for your items.  It could be FedEx, UPS (the worst), or USPS (the best).  
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What they don't tell you in the ad that is there's some kind of minimum order amount for the free two day shipping.

Probably about $50.00.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

What they don't tell you in the ad that is there's some kind of minimum order amount for the free two day shipping.

Probably about $50.00.
The minimum order for free two day shipping is $35.00.  They SHIP the item(s) in two days of your order; you don't receive it in two days.  Nevertheless, it's a good deal if you are buying stuff from Walmart that is the cheapest price and you buy enough to stock up on things, or one item over $35.  Sometimes it's essential to order what you want online and have it shipped to you because the stores don't carry all items at all times.  It saves a trip to the store too.  If you need to return something, you can take it to the store instead of packaging and paying for return postage.  It's pretty much a win-win situation but they don't ring your bell.
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I always opt for store pickup.

It's free and I go there once a week to shop anyway.

Plus I don't have to worry about being at home when the package arrives to keep the porch pirates from getting my stuff!!!


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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I always opt for store pickup.

It's free and I go there once a week to shop anyway.

Plus I don't have to worry about being at home when the package arrives to keep the porch pirates from getting my stuff!!!


Sometimes I order for store pickup as well.  Many times I can get it the same day.  I like to do the many items shopping online so I don't have to go throughout the store, plus I can shop in peace online at home instead of being annoyed by crazy customers.  Big orders I want delivered so I don't have to carry it.
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Yeah, but please don't order big and/or heavy stuff.  Contrary to what you might think, there is not a team of young bucks ready and waiting to deal with your 200lb backyard swing sets.  There is me---a 160lb 62 y/o with back issues.  I have to get it into the backroom and onto a pallet (if it even fits on one) and then find some place to put it.  There is not some big area designated for this stuff.  There's not even a small area designated for it.  Often, it sits there for days as I or someone else has to move it from spot to spot until it gets picked up by the customer.  And please don't cancel the order.  That's a whole other set of hassles.  Thanks!  Big smile
 
 
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I need a Lawn & Garden battery for my tractor!
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Yeah, but please don't order big and/or heavy stuff.  Contrary to what you might think, there is not a team of young bucks ready and waiting to deal with your 200lb backyard swing sets.  There is me---a 160lb 62 y/o with back issues.  I have to get it into the backroom and onto a pallet (if it even fits on one) and then find some place to put it.  There is not some big area designated for this stuff.  There's not even a small area designated for it.  Often, it sits there for days as I or someone else has to move it from spot to spot until it gets picked up by the customer.  And please don't cancel the order.  That's a whole other set of hassles.  Thanks!  Big smile


Bitch, bitch, bitch!!!

You should be thanking the 1% for even having a job!!!!

Ingrate.

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I need a Lawn & Garden battery for my tractor!


Check out Batteries Plus.
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^ That's actually a really good idea, the store has 4 parking spaces! A lot fewer steps to get what I want and that matters. Plus, there's an Arby's and a Hardee's right around the corner from there.  Thumbs Up


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That, and from what I understand their prices are pretty good.

And, I think they'll take your used batt'ry and give you back the core charge.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Yeah, but please don't order big and/or heavy stuff.  Contrary to what you might think, there is not a team of young bucks ready and waiting to deal with your 200lb backyard swing sets.  There is me---a 160lb 62 y/o with back issues.  I have to get it into the backroom and onto a pallet (if it even fits on one) and then find some place to put it.  There is not some big area designated for this stuff.  There's not even a small area designated for it.  Often, it sits there for days as I or someone else has to move it from spot to spot until it gets picked up by the customer.  And please don't cancel the order.  That's a whole other set of hassles.  Thanks!  Big smile


Bitch, bitch, bitch!!!

You should be thanking the 1% for even having a job!!!!

Ingrate.

 
I don't care.  Just do as I tell you.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Yeah, but please don't order big and/or heavy stuff.  Contrary to what you might think, there is not a team of young bucks ready and waiting to deal with your 200lb backyard swing sets.  There is me---a 160lb 62 y/o with back issues.  I have to get it into the backroom and onto a pallet (if it even fits on one) and then find some place to put it.  There is not some big area designated for this stuff.  There's not even a small area designated for it.  Often, it sits there for days as I or someone else has to move it from spot to spot until it gets picked up by the customer.  And please don't cancel the order.  That's a whole other set of hassles.  Thanks!  Big smile


Bitch, bitch, bitch!!!

You should be thanking the 1% for even having a job!!!!

Ingrate.


I don't care.  Just do as I tell you.




I should order a 100 lb set of barbells and have them sent to your store, then after they arrive, cancel the order!!!!

CAP Barbell 100 lb Weight Set with Chrome Bar

Or better yet, order TWO!!!






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Don't worry, Thor, I don't order from NJ, so your back is safe with me.  Tongue  Wink

I recently purchased a washer and dryer for my condo and because of shipping charges added on vs. free shipping on over $35 orders and which store had which appliance (and neither of them were available at the store, online orders only) I got one delivered via The Home Depot and the other by Walmart.  They have a shipping company like FedEx or UPS deliver stuff so one of each came.  I had the young bucks delivering my new launderette bring it up my stairs because there's no way I could do that myself.  Wink
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Yeah, but please don't order big and/or heavy stuff.  Contrary to what you might think, there is not a team of young bucks ready and waiting to deal with your 200lb backyard swing sets.  There is me---a 160lb 62 y/o with back issues.  I have to get it into the backroom and onto a pallet (if it even fits on one) and then find some place to put it.  There is not some big area designated for this stuff.  There's not even a small area designated for it.  Often, it sits there for days as I or someone else has to move it from spot to spot until it gets picked up by the customer.  And please don't cancel the order.  That's a whole other set of hassles.  Thanks!  Big smile


Bitch, bitch, bitch!!!

You should be thanking the 1% for even having a job!!!!

Ingrate.


I don't care.  Just do as I tell you.




I should order a 100 lb set of barbells and have them sent to your store, then after they arrive, cancel the order!!!!

CAP Barbell 100 lb Weight Set with Chrome Bar

Or better yet, order TWO!!!



ShockedCareful, ol'Mule! He MAY just have them delivered...
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I should order a 100 lb set of barbells and have them sent to your store, then after they arrive, cancel the order!!!!

CAP Barbell 100 lb Weight Set with Chrome Bar

Or better yet, order TWO!!!






 
Theeeee worst!!!  The weights come stuffed in small cardboard boxes that are invariably falling apart and have to be taped up because they've been banging around inside of them while being moved from place to place, and the bars are just awkward to deal with.  Plus, all of this stuff is heavy.  I'm 62; there's just so much my body lets me do these days.
 
 
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Don't worry, Thor, I don't order from NJ, so your back is safe with me.  Tongue  Wink

I recently purchased a washer and dryer for my condo and because of shipping charges added on vs. free shipping on over $35 orders and which store had which appliance (and neither of them were available at the store, online orders only) I got one delivered via The Home Depot and the other by Walmart.  They have a shipping company like FedEx or UPS deliver stuff so one of each came.  I had the young bucks delivering my new launderette bring it up my stairs because there's no way I could do that myself.  Wink
 
People like the "site-to-store" thing because shipping is free. But there's some things which can't be shipped to/picked up at the store (like your washer/dryer).  Still, a 200lb swing set or heavy furniture is allowable.  I dunno why.  We have neither the manpower nor space to deal with it.  Such things get damaged in the stockroom, and then I have to get them on a trailer and return them.  Angry
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I should order a 100 lb set of barbells and have them sent to your store, then after they arrive, cancel the order!!!!

CAP Barbell 100 lb Weight Set with Chrome Bar

Or better yet, order TWO!!!



Theeeee worst!!!  The weights come stuffed in small cardboard boxes that are invariably falling apart and have to be taped up because they've been banging around inside of them while being moved from place to place, and the bars are just awkward to deal with.  Plus, all of this stuff is heavy.  I'm 62; there's just so much my body lets me do these days.


I'm glad you told me all that.

It will make it just that much more funny when I order a couple of sets of them into your store!!!!



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I haven't heard this one in a while. What is it with "ringing the bell" all the time now? It's like a new thing. Yeah, this was a song but you hear it all the time, even on YouTube. You don't just subscribe, you have to RING THE BELL so you can get notifications spamming up your email box. Hell, even eBay has a bell icon. What is it with the bells.....dumb ding dongs.
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Every time this RING MY BEEEELLLLLLLLL airs, I mute this stupid thing.
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What is wrong with people today if they think that sh*t like this is music?! That person sings like a cartoon character behind the typical electronic, computer-enhanced disco noise of today. Just because you play it LOUD and you can shake yer arse to it, doesn't make it likeable, and it sure isn't music!
When this ad arrives on my telly, I feel like kicking the screen!
f**k you Walmart! I've never visited any of your stores in the past, and with this sort of ad you are not focusing on my lifestyle!
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CHRIST!  I'm about to punch the next Walmart employee I see. Ring his or her bell!  Anybody wanna stand up and take one for the team? Wink


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