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usmaak
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Posted: 04 May 2018 at 12:05am |
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Shaq has never met a commercial that he didn't like. He'd advertise a pile of dog sh*t if someone asked him to.
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PaWolf
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Consider the 'target audience'. |
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Snesgamer
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Shaq needs to shut up and needs to focus on completing his new Shaq-Fu game.
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Donathan
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To be fair, Shaq hasn't been relevant in basketball in like 7 years. Do you blame him for wanting some exposure? The man's gotta eat and pay his bills.
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐
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aka ron
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Shaquille OโNealโs net worth is calculated to be about $430 Million. |
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Donathan
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It doesn't hurt to have more money coming in no matter if you babe 430 million dollars. By gum, Sean John was worth roughly $430 Million in 2013 and still pushed Aquahydrate, a brand of water that looked suspiciously like Aquafresh toothpaste and even had the same Aqua word in it. |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐
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Ad nauseous
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^Oh so we're not allowed to hate the fact that he's doing these commercials!? F off!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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usmaak
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aka ron
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Damn, did someone step on one of your Matchbox cars? |
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Jimmy
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He's so bloody huge that I forgot he was a basketball star. I thought he was an American football player until my wife told me that he used to play basketball for the L.A. Lakers or something.
I think he's a likeable bloke, but I don't see him as an athlete.
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One man gathers what another man spills
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usmaak
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aka ron
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He's a mountain of a man, HUGE!
Basketball is a tough game, I respect him and think he's a gentle giant. At 7 ft 1 in (2.16 m) tall[4] and 325 pounds (147 kg), he was one of the heaviest players ever to play in the NBA, where he played for six teams throughout his 19-year career. |
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Jimbo
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His house is right near here in a small wealthy town called Windermere just west of Orlando.
Huge estate right on a big lake. Yes, that is one house. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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Man! His boathouse looks bigger than our house.
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Thor
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He's never annoyed me in his commercials...even back 25 (OMG! ) years ago.
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Thor
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What the hell do you even do in a house that big? You can only be in one room at a time! I mean, what if your bedroom was at one end of the house and the kitchen at the other, and you wanted to get a snack in the middle of the night? 3,000 square feet might be about the biggest I'd ever want my house to be. My CA house was 1,500+ square feet and it was plenty for me. |
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Banderboy
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Does Shaq look like someone who would indulge in midnight snacks?
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Every day my mind grows keener- my good arm stronger--- my silly enemies more futile---
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Jimbo
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He probably has a custom built indoor electric cart to ride around the place in.
And for wanting a midnight snack? He's probably got someone on staff to fix one up and bring it to him. Probably sends someone out to Burger King to pick up a bag full of Whoppers and fries and a couple of milkshakes. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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This place has 3 bedrooms and 2 full baths yet it's a little less than 1400 sq ft.
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regulus
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That land could hold 15 -20 Brazilian houses - each of which would 10 - 12 people each. I ought to know, I've only been there four times!
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Poiuyt Power!!!
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usmaak
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I moved here four years ago and the house is 2050 sq ft. It much too large. I don't even use two of the rooms and one of the bathrooms. But downsizing is not a decision that I get to make. lol. I mean I'd be fine with two bedrooms (need one for home office) and 1.5 baths, as long as it had a basement for exercise equipment and storage.
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Jimbo
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Hell, the swimming pool is bigger than my house. Maybe bigger than both of our houses put together. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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Or your ability to use the taxpayers moneys to live above where the hard working people have landed? Hey! I don't live in a trailer! Maybe we should. |
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aka ron
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Shaquille O' Neal's Florida mansion is on the market for $28 million and it is the most Shaq thing everhttps://www.redfin.com/FL/Windermere/9927-Giffin-Ct-34786/home/46794158 |
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