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Anduril
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Posted: 09 Mar 2018 at 12:15pm |
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Jimbo, Like every good scam, most religions never miss an opportunity for cryptic symbolism. So for your observation regarding the color scheme, might I suggest that red stands for the blood of Christ, and the gold is for the money they're going to fleece out of folks who are interested enough to want to buy this product. |
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DarkRealmStar
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The white version looks like some medical device.
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PaWolf
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Well, got to get to all your minions while '1-upping' your competition ('Thumbnail Qurans')
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Jimbo
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What I've been wondering about is the color scheme they came up with.
Why did they go with that fugly looking green and yellow combination? Looks like a piece of Army surplus equipment. Aren't most Bible covers black with gold text? Wouldn't they want to simulate that? Or maybe a flat silvery color like so many electronic cases are? I see they have a white version out now. Must've gotten some mail. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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Same here, clever and not offensive. We don't have a 'snicker' emoticon. |
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DarkRealmStar
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commercialssuck
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I see what you did there! Non-prophet (because, you know bible...religion...prophet) Surprised no one else caught your play on words. |
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zippyjet
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LMOF! |
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Ad nauseous
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OMG!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Jimbo
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I would've put some 2 Live Crew "Nasty As They Wanna Be" over the video. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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NSFW! |
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Anduril
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They should put a G-Force sensor in it so that when you have a fatal car accident it starts playing.. "The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want..." Now THAT would be a real hoot for EMS first responders!
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PaWolf
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^^^reminds me of the speaking 'Gremlin' toys Wallyworld once sold - and somehow, out of sheer luck I actually found, that had recorded cursing. I KNEW it was going to be worth a mint, but the Missus highly disapproved and it finally disappeared. How about a few choice phrases before each hard-core intro?
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X <sig.nature>
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Jimbo
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What would be funny is if someone who works for the company who puts the digital audio on the sound chip was able to put a bunch of hard core Satanic heavy metal right in the middle of every "chapter" or book as they are called in the Bible.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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zippyjet
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Thanks a lot! I was perusing your posts while eating chicken. Boned bird that is I laughed so hard. "Hey honey, I bet the Lord will forgive you for turning tricks but to be sure, footjobs only! Also imagine your WB plugged up to a device while device is plugged into outlet. You are taking a tub bath or dropping those kids at the pool and your cat cuddles up to the WB and it gets Baptized! What a way to go! |
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Ad nauseous
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^ aka ron those comments OMG! ROFL (Darts back and forth avoiding lightning strikes)
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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ALE515
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Ya know Easter is on April Fools, this could make quite the gag gift!
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aka ron
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I just had to bring this back so I could dissect it, it makes me laugh!
Oh sure, get those chillins on the right track! The fake smiles are puke worthy! A source of inspiration...until the thing goes on the floor and under your brake pedal. Let's hope you don't have that 'cut rate' car insurance. For reflective contemplation? I'll bet that girl is sorry she plucked her own eyeballs out! Spiritual restoration? "Don't worry, honey. The lord will pay all of these bills" But just in case, you're still a hottie! I don't mind if you work nights, it is the oldest profession. We can call your new employers 'Johns', things are looking up. Thank God!! |
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zippyjet
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Could stand for Herman Kain and 999
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MrTim
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Unfortunately, most people would hold the phone upside down and wonder what the '999' means...
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zippyjet
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Don't you know in China they are making a red one with 666 and a goat devil motif on it that talks in tongue, spits out pea soup and talks in that deep satin voice! |
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tikibagger
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And .of course, Wonder Bible is TAX EXEMPT and totally non-prophet!
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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usmaak
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Unless you buy the extended service plan. Only $59.95 for three years of coverage!
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MrTim
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^^ I'd be more worried if it started talking strange & spitting gushes of pea soup. Excorcisms of your device probably aren't covered under the warranty or service plan...
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Anduril
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I wonder if it floats?
Or, can survive being eaten by a whale. Or, if it can turn into a pillar of salt. Or, if it can have mini-wonder bible offspring via supernatural conception. Or, if it can morph into frogs, lice or locusts (see: Plagues of Egypt.) Or, if you throw it just right, can it part the Red Sea? I'll stop now (before I get hit by lightning or something)... |
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