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    Posted: 30 Dec 2017 at 2:27am

Being worm licked into submission is also cruel and unusual punishment.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Tasers.



I remember a FAT adult suspect being tased by the police on COPS. His fatass begun involuntarily DANCING!(seizure)
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And if I whip hard enough with one of these?
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I know it cliche by now but.,.

"don't tase me bro!"
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Tasers.

...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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C'mon, man!
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From a different site...

Types of Less-Lethal Devices

There are seven types of less-lethal device technologies:

Some manufacturers integrate multiple effects into one device. For example, a multisensory stun grenade combines noise, light, chemicals and blunt force. Stun grenades disorient people, giving police officers the opportunity to arrest a suspect without harming them unnecessarily.

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On one of the national news channels I heard::::::::::::::
 
"A very lethal weapon" 
 
so wait and Wait and WAIT ! Please explain to me ::::::::  Is something a weapon if its NONE-lethal?
 
I envision a gun-like thing that when you pull the trigger and hand pokes out the front and B***h slaps someone.  Or waves a shameful finger at the lines formed on the other side.
 
The first cup of coffee from my new coffee maker...Mmmm! 

Ahem, you've never heard of non-lethal weapons?

https://soapboxie.com/government/What-Nonlethal-Weapons-Are-Used-by-the-Police
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EXACTLY................... I can hear him screaming vague, profane words at the other local fruit.
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On one of the national news channels I heard::::::::::::::
 
"A very lethal weapon" 
 
so wait and Wait and WAIT ! Please explain to me ::::::::  Is something a weapon if its NONE-lethal?
 
I envision a gun-like thing that when you pull the trigger and hand pokes out the front and B***h slaps someone.  Or waves a shameful finger at the lines formed on the other side.
 
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