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Anduril
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What is that? A "KKK" Cake?!
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Jimbo
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Didn't notice that. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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NJtoTX
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Stuff like Humira, "With my moderate to severe Crohn's disease..."
Either you have moderate or or you have severe, bitch. You don't get to pick both. But you're a model. And you have neither.
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Kids brainlessly tipping over an entire glass of orange juice on the counter or pouring milk all over the kitchen because their little dumb ass wanted to make a bowl of cereal on the floor. Here comes either Mom or Dad with a paper towel or the latest cleaning gizmo behind them, cleaning all that nonsense up with a huge grin on their face as Junior runs away to go play with his friends.
And as always, another peeve is re-writing the lyrics of Christmas songs to hawk your product. Tis the season.
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ThisIsaUsername
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I loathe the commercials where a certain word or phrase/motto is repeated multiple times, and it cuts to a different person saying it every time. Every time i see one of these i just want to punch each person saying it with that stupid smile they always have. I've nearly destroyed my TV over this. And i make sure to never buy any product this type of commercial is selling. If you're going to harass me that much with your insufferable commercial, then you don't deserve my money.
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d4everman
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Then you must hate this one. I don't even know what "Dilly Dilly" is supposed to mean. |
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Ad nauseous
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Dilly dilly is a bit silly silly amirite? Oh and another thing using popular 1980s tunes with custom lyrics to hawk your product! I'm looking at you Bounce and Honda!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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mrsteve809
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I'm tired of how they use the most Vitamin-D deficient, whiter than white people (preferably gingers). Thomas Middleditch in the Verizon ads is the perfect representative of this and he sure doesn't represent what most of America truly is. He makes me want to reach through the screen and strangle him
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"If you're in advertising or marketing, kill yourself" - Bill Hicks, comedian.
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Donathan
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Welcome to CIH, This is a username! I am honored that a post on my thread is your first ever post! |
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Apparently the whole dilly dilly thing was amusing to some subset of the population, because it's become a series. Welcome to the pit of misery!
DILLY DILLY, I SAY! DILLY DILLY INDEED!! |
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Dilly dilly sounds really silly silly. >.>
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zippyjet
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Are you referring to the latest Fios commercials starring the lispy mincing nerdy gay sounding Gaten Matarrazo? Today being a kno it all mincing berd. Tomorrow a Broadway musical show tune queen. |
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Angry McPisseron
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1: ANY commercial for toilet paper (esp. the Charmin Poo-Poo Bears), diapers (baby or adult), tampons, sanitary napkins -- for that matter, any product designed to absorb or contain piss, shit, or blood played at mealtime.
2: Commercials for laxatives & poo softeners. 3: Commercials pee-pee medication (though I've got to admit, the Vesicare Pissing Robots were pretty good!). 4: Commercials for dick medication. 5: Why are there even commercials for TOILET PAPER in the first place? We all know what it's for. |
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this has been extrapolated to include the requisite number of "same sex" couples in multiple commercials (not that there's anything wrong with that)... just tell we what the crap you're selling is, and why I should consider buying it... your socially relevant commentary means nothing to me...
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Anduril
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For #5, don't you love it when they mention how many sheets there are compared to their competitors? They don't mention how large the sheets are, only that there are more of them. For that matter, they don't say how thick they are either. In other words: Pointless and stupid.
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"And don't forget... every roll of HAPPY HOLE Toilet Paper has TEN THOUSAND (postage stamp sized) SHEETS!!!!" |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MrCleveland
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TThe Jackass Unicorn Apple Commercial!
You now lost someone who won't buy your product! |
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007) |
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OperatorStandingBy
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Well we've been advised to use only one square of toilet paper, so.................
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"I believe......if Cialis really works, shouldn't that couple be in the same bathtub?" - Bill Engvall
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I'm sick of seeing smartphones constantly in commercials, even commercials that have nothing to do with them, like advertising a carpet cleaner for example. I have to see this crap constantly in public with all the zombies and then it's go home and see the same damn thing. Doesn't anyone ever get tired of the damn phone?! It seems that's all that is on peoples brains morning, noon, and night.
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Ad nauseous
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Agreed! I HATE the song they used in that POS commercial. In fact I've never liked it in the first place! I don't care about your stupid CGI emojis! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Donathan
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ONE SQUARE.. LOL. Get out of here! Time for a slightly tacky joke, maybe alright in 1944 but HELL no in 2017. |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐
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Thomas MiddleBEEOTCH is literally the most UNFUNNY thing that has been foisted on the public since TrueCar buffoon...yes, Yes YES i hate every Verizon ad with equal venom..Him and the other buffoons! I want my buffoons with a more SAVORY character than these clowns! DILLY DILLY |
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Angry McPisseron
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I saw the following grafitti written above the TP dispenser in a public head in Juneau AK. in the early-1980s: {arrow pointing down to TP dispenser} BETCHYA CAN'T USE JUST ONE!!!
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tikibagger
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BULLY! or DILLY DILLY ...i guess.. to the T.P. observance...when literally BILLIONS of dollars are spent on thing you WIPE with, ads are inevitable. Lets all just STEAL NAPKINS off fast food joints from here on! STICK IT TO THE MAN |
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Donathan
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About stealing toilet paper, I saw a YouTube video where you could see a guy desperately fighting his inner demons, wondering if he should steal toilet paper in Walgreen's. He chose the NICE! Brand to minimize Theft loss to Walgreen's. NICE! Brand is Walgreen's store brand so he knew that Walgreen's in his educated theory would suffer LESS if he stole our brand that is $2 less than say Charmin(I work at Walgreen's and our NICE! Brand is more affordable than the national brand like Charmin and still really good. . He looks desperate and conflicted and then decides to walk out the door with it and then realized he saw the cameraman filming the whole thing and decides to go back in. An undercover Security guard was actually following him too without his knowledge. The uploaded/Cameraman wrote in the captions,"He is lucky he came back because this particular Walgreens doesn't play!" LOL! And the security gaurd, seeing his troubles and struggles, BOUGHT the toilet paper for him! So heartwarming! |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐
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