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Junior Executive Joined: 18 Nov 2017 Location: US Status: Offline Points: 403 |
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Posted: 22 Nov 2017 at 10:51pm |
First I would like to say that there is not a prejudice bone in my body. (Well maybe a small ankle bone.) I am a middle class, single, white dude. So help out and just shoot me now. But for those reading my rants for the first time-------my symphonies. (and beware) Here goes. Football: I see into the deep, (rather Gray) dark future and see this: At a point there will be a football team. Maybe it will be from Lower Brule, South Dakota. (Never go there) And all the players will be black. And when the (catered) chicken gets too greasy they will all stand on their heads at the National Anthem in protest. The claim at this point will be that football is a form of modern slavery and needs to be changed. So….. The future of football is: the players just wave at each other (with proper wrist braces of course.) The National Football League (NFL) will be renamed to The Used-To-Be Violent Some kind Of Ball Organization. (UTBVSKOBO). The advertisers will be only Flowers and Pink Cotton. But be of good cheer. The dances after each touchdown will be graded and scored by you the viewers. |
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DarkRealmStar
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You should stop smoking your medicinal or legally recreational marijuana and then posting on this board. Just saying.
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MrTim
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I foresee into the future that NFL teams wanting (demanding) new stadiums built for them with public funds will be told by cities "No, F.U., you make billions already, so YOU effing pay for it to be built". Other sports franchises will also suffer the same fate...
Also, that viewership for NFL games will fall so low that NFL games will be bumped in favor of televising college football (football fans are already switching in large numbers...)
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Jimbo
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I foresee into the future everything going right back to normal and returning to the old status quo. The current popular trend of players using football games as a soapbox to air their social grievances will fade away into the long forgotten past, just like the other current trend of women accusing every man who's ever behaved like a boorish idiot or made a pass at them, of sexual harassment or assault, and just like every other flash in the pan, cause celébrè/issue du jour that has come and gone before them.
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