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    Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 1:35pm
Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

I have a solution for all these annoying ads.  Make companies combine their products in commercials.  For example,  you can have a Summer's Eve woman also spraying her Lady Bits with Fabreeze Unstoppables.   Or in very bad cases,  she could pop a Tide Detergent Pod up yonder.  Just a thought...Confused


A place everyone seems to want to be...





(it is often equated with Heaven...)
...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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C'mon, man!
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Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

I have a solution for all these annoying ads.  Make companies combine their products in commercials.  For example,  you can have a Summer's Eve woman also spraying her Lady Bits with Fabreeze Unstoppables.   Or in very bad cases,  she could pop a Tide Detergent Pod up yonder.  Just a thought...Confused

In certain cases, Raid would be good too.


OH NO YOU DI' INT!!!!



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Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

I have a solution for all these annoying ads.  Make companies combine their products in commercials.  For example,  you can have a Summer's Eve woman also spraying her Lady Bits with Fabreeze Unstoppables.   Or in very bad cases,  she could pop a Tide Detergent Pod up yonder.  Just a thought...Confused
In certain cases, Raid would be good too.
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I have a solution for all these annoying ads.  Make companies combine their products in commercials.  For example,  you can have a Summer's Eve woman also spraying her Lady Bits with Fabreeze Unstoppables.   Or in very bad cases,  she could pop a Tide Detergent Pod up yonder.  Just a thought...Confused
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This thread can't die without this being posted. LOL


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 5:45pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Jimbo, the link takes me to a Hulu free trial page.


You should see the same image that's in my post.

Click or tap on it to start the video.

Or copy/paste this link into your browser url field:

https://www.hulu.com/watch/4109


I still can't open the video but I've looked around enough to know that I might have seen this before.

Christopher Walken...Colonel Angus = Cunnilingus?  Tongue


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I remember watching a comedian years ago who told the joke that Tully Blanchard referenced, except that pelicans were substituted for seagulls.  Can't recall the comedian's name, though.   Big smile
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Jimbo, the link takes me to a Hulu free trial page.


You should see the same image that's in my post.

Click or tap on it to start the video.

Or copy/paste this link into your browser url field:

https://www.hulu.com/watch/4109
...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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C'mon, man!
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Jimbo, the link takes me to a Hulu free trial page.
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Thanks Jimbo!  Clap  You're a peach!  Smile


T'was my pleasure, m'lass!!!!
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What this thread needs is a little bit of Colonel Angus!!!! (tap or click image at link to watch)





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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I feel kinda bad disparaging that most beloved part of the female anatomy.

It's so warm and cute and fuzzy and wonderful!!!

Say whatever else you will about it, it is probably the most sought after and worshipped piece of living human tissue on the planet.




Seconded!  I'd walk a mile for that vertical smile!

Who knew that feminine hygiene could be so funny? Well done, people!
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Thanks Jimbo!  Clap  You're a peach!  Smile
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Disapprove
Summer's Eve?
What a name - sounds like words from a verse of bad poetry...
 
 
One Summer's Eve
A decision poorly made caused me grieve
When I took out Julie only to find her real name was Steve...
 
...or, maybe that little artsy café by the bay...
 
"Sweetheart? For tonight, I've made reservations for a twilight dinner on the deck facing the water at 'Summer's Eve'. We'll dine on some fresh fish and enjoy a warm and occasionally misty sea breeze! What do you think?! Can you FEEL it? Can't you just SMELL it?! Let's go!" 
 
 
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Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

How I love Mrs. Slocombe and her Pussy! LOL


She was a grand old dame, wasn't she?

Though she could be a bit "catty" sometimes...

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How I love Mrs. Slocombe and her Pussy !  LOL
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Well, if there was ever a perfect opportunity to toss in a collection of Mrs Slocombe's pussy clips, it's now...



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Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

LOLLOLLOLLOL

I'm calling it Mimsy from now on!
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I feel kinda bad disparaging that most beloved part of the female anatomy.

It's so warm and cute and fuzzy and wonderful!!!

Say whatever else you will about it, it is probably the most sought after and worshipped piece of living human tissue on the planet.




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"Come on baby, wash that thang!!!
Wash that thang till it smell like spring!!!"


LOL That's the way to woo a woman.   With elegant lyrics.   Moon.  June.  Spoon.  POON.   Embarrassed
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A friend of mine used to occasionally do this little sing-song kind of chant that went....

"Come on baby, wash that thang!!!
Wash that thang till it smell like spring!!!"




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LOLLOLLOLLOL
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

No!  That's not ME, it's the text that would be in the woman in the ad's thought bubble, if there was a thought bubble.  I'll bet Jimbo could fix one up.  (A thought bubble, that is.)  Big smile


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DarkRealmStar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 12:47am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I tried to find a recent thread, let me say that I am pleased that women like to keep a happy clam. Tongue


Ad Woman's Thought Bubble:  "Hmm, I never thought about how nasty my Hail To The V Area gets on a daily basis!  Good thing I saw this display here for Summer's Eve so I can freshen it up!  Because...ya never know what could happen tonight!"  Tongue
No!  That's not ME, it's the text that would be in the woman in the ad's thought bubble, if there was a thought bubble.  I'll bet Jimbo could fix one up.  (A thought bubble, that is.)  Big smile
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