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Donathan
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Posted: 23 Aug 2017 at 12:59pm |
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You know my sweet, loving girlfriend Sarah? Well, I have something to get off my chest. I am interested and attracted to guys, not women. I have been hiding that secret for a long time and decided that today it was time to let it out in the open, no pun intended.
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Jimbo
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I heard somewhere that you are a woman who enjoys pretending to be a man on internet forums.
Somebody told me that in a PM. Can't remember who, though. Who might have PM'd me and told me that.... DONATHAN? Any ideas.... DONATHAN? <<==== (wink wink) |
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Sarah does look like a man, I didn't want to be mean.
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Donathan
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Um, maybe Alex with the milk chocolate skin complexion that looks like the outside of a Twix bar(Which is coincidentally's Sarah's skin complexion) told you that in a PM. |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Jimbo
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"Sarah" doesn't really look like a Sarah to me. She looks more like a, oh I don't know.... maybe a KAREN. What do you think, Donathan? Doesn't your friend Sarah look more like her name should be KAREN? <<== (wink wink) |
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stunning.
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aka ron
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Jimbo is obviously privy (dumbass spelling edit) to some inside information...Donna is just on another leg of his continuing journey of weird.
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msmadz
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What the (@@* are we? A bunch of priests and nuns?
Save your confessions for someone qualified. Like a good shrink. |
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The more things change, the more they stay the same. Donna has his own Gayfair going on here for us all to witness...Gee, thanks! |
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PM's have been received. |
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He told me to cease and desist! I can't remember who he was then.
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Donathan
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Donathan
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Well, Sarah is the splitting image of her FATHER,(Well, not EXACTLY the splitting image of him, they don't look like twins, but there is a strong resemblance between him and her) so there's that! |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Jimbo
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Is that really a picture of you, Donathan?
Tell the truth, now. |
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Donathan
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Okay, okay, it's time to tell the truth. *Takes a deep breath.* That's me in the picture that I claimed was "Sarah." My REAL name is Karen, not Donathan. |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Jimbo
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OK, so now how do we know that the gal in the picture isn't really a friend or acquaintance or co-worker of yours who agreed to go along and let you post her picture then claim it's you? You're going to have to post a YouTube video now. Make a video of yourself telling us all at CIH that you are Donathan, and maybe include some of your more infamous exploits that you've told us about over the years. Maybe read a bit of your Dave stories. Then post it here, of course. |
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Donathan
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Jimbo, no I am NOT going to make a Youtube video! I rarely even show my PICTURE on the internet!
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Jimbo
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Well then we cannot be expected to believe that is really you in the picture. Let's face it... you have a history of misleading us with regards to your various identities. That lady in the pic could be your next door neighbor for all we know. Maybe she works with you at Walgreens. Or maybe she's a friend of a friend. Etc, etc, etc. You're just going to have to do more to convince us. |
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aka ron
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Leave it to Mr. T, to have the last word. OKAY, Donathang. Did you get off enough to leave us alone? |
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We never would have guessed. |
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Apparently, I'm not drunk enough to get through all this bullsh*t...
So, Donna is now KAREN sho is atrracted to men? So? Am I missing something here? You're now a heterosexual female who likes men?? SO WTF is the confession? That you've been using a man's name? Get help you little attention whore. Bartender! Make mine a triple, please. |
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