{Men only} An easier way to uranate |
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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 22 Aug 2017 at 12:56pm |
Men: There's an easier way to have a piss -- though you will need to be wearing shorts. This simple method can be used both if you have briefs on or if you're going commando.
If your shorts wasteband is too tight when you pull your shorts down to take a leak and you end up pinching your willy (and subsequently your urethra) and end up with more than a few drops of piss in your pants, you may want to give this a go. 1: Pull your piss weasel out through one of the leg holes. 2: Uranate. 3: Shake it off (or wipe it with a square of bungwipe). 4: Put it back in. Going pee-pee this way can totally eliminate the dreadful wet spot that gives others the impression that you need Depends or that you've pissed your pants for some other reason. NB: Be careful that you don't piss on the bottom of the other leg of your shorts when you do this or it will defeat the whole purpose. |
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Jimbo
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I was wondering just recently where Angry Mcpee had been.
Welcome back! As for your shorts leg method, I've been doing that for years. At home, rather than a dab off with tp, I use a spray bottle of water to rinse Willie's nose off afterward. |
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aka ron
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I'm no grammar Nazi...Don't you mean URINATE!?
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